Original subtitles

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

HEY, FLAPJACK.

COME WITH ME!

WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED ISLAND? ♪

♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪ >> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T

NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪

>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND RISKY ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS AND FREE ♪

>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE, THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪

>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.

>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪ >> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪

[ SPLASH ]

>> THE FOLLOWING EPISODE WAS DRAWN BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO

AUDIENCE.

[ APPLAUSE ] >> Flapjack: THE STORYTELLER'S

CLUB?

>> K'nuckles: THAT'S RIGHT, FLAPPY.

THIS IS WHERE OLD-TIME ADVENTURERS SHARE THEIR STORIES

OF DANGEROUS AND DARING ADVENTURES.

>> Flapjack: WOW!

AND I GET TO SHARE, TOO?

>> K'nuckles: [ INHALES DEEPLY ] NO.

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] BUT YOU CAN WATCH AS AN OLD PRO

LIKE CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES DOES IT.

OBSERVE!

GENTLEMEN!

THE CAPTAIN HAS RETURN...ED?

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] WHAT IN THE...

IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF KIDS -- A BUNCH OF INEXPERIENCED,

NO-NOTHING, WET-BEHIND-THE-BRAIN TENDERHEARTS.

WHERE ARE ALL THE OLD-TIMERS?

>> THEY RETIRED.

>> YEAH.

>> K'nuckles: RETIRED?

OH.

OH, WELL, MORE TIME FOR MY STORIES.

>> Flapjack: BUT, CAP'N, THESE GUYS ARE -- They're a lot

younger than you.

MAYBE YOU WON'T FIT -- >> K'nuckles: [ Laughing ] OH,

FLAPJACK, I'M YOUNG AT HEART.

>> "YOUNG AT HEART"?

>> THAT'S SOMETHING OLD PEOPLE SAY.

>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME, GRANDPA?

>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S MY -- I'M CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!

>> OH, YEAH, WE HEARDS ABOUT YOU FROM THE OLD-TIMERS.

>> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

YOUSE THE GUY THAT WENT ON ALL OF THEM ADVENTURES.

>> Flapjack: THEY KNOW ABOUT YOU!

[ ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY ] >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET STARTED.

WHO'D LIKE TO BEGIN?

>> [ INHALES DEEPLY ] >> K'nuckles: RIGHT HERE.

NOW, WATCH HOW I CAPTURE THEIR ATTENTION RIGHT OFF THE BAT.

[ CLEARS THROAT ] [ COUGHS ]

>> Flapjack: YAY!

>> K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

[ CLEARS THROAT ] [ SMACKS LIPS, COUGHS ]

[ HACKING ] [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]

>> All: EWW.

>> K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT, NOW, HOW DOES THIS BEGIN?

[ CHUCKLES ] LET'S SEE, UH...

UH, I, UH...

IT, UM...

>> Flapjack: TELL 'EM ABOUT THE TIME --

>> K'nuckles: QUIET, BOY!

YOU'RE RUININ' MY CONCENTRATION.

UH...OH!

ALWAYS START WITH A JOKE.

[ INHALES DEEPLY ] HOW DO YOU GET DOWN OFF A DUCK?

NO, NO, NO. WAIT, WAIT.

IT'S, UH...

HOW DO YOU GET AN ELEPHANT OFF OF -- NO, THAT'S NOT IT.

IT'S, UH...

YOU DON'T GET DOWN OFF AN ELEPHANT.

YOU GET DOWN OFF A DUCK!

OKAY, SERIOUSLY NOW, HERE'S THE STORY.

IT WAS A MONDAY, AROUND 6:45, ER, MAYBE 6:48, AND I WOKE UP!

AND THAT'S WHEN MY FATHER LEFT.

YOU KNOW, NOW THAT I THINK OF IT, IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN

WEDNESDAY.

OH, IT WAS COLD, TOO -- BELOW ZERO.

AND THERE WAS A PAPER BOY AND, YOU KNOW, "EXTRA, EXTRA!

READ ALL ABOUT IT!" AND WAIT.

WAIT, IT WAS A FRIDAY!

AND, WAIT, I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT I WAS OUT OF EGGS.

YOU SEE, BACK IN THOSE DAYS...

ALL RIGHT, NOW, YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING, WHO TAKES A TURTLE TO

A MAGIC SHOW?

AND YOU'RE RIGHT TO WONDER, BUT I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO WONDER

BECAUSE...

THAT'S WHEN MY FATHER CAME HOME!

[ DING! ] [ CHILD GIGGLES ]

OH.

WELL, I GUESS THAT WAS JUST TOO COMPLICATED FOR THEM.

>> OKAY, RIGHT.

UH, WHO'D LIKE TO GO NEXT?

HOW ABOUT YOU, KID?

>> Flapjack: OH, I-I DON'T REALLY...

>> K'nuckles: GO ON, FLAP.

YOU CAN DO IT.

TELL THEM ABOUT THE DAY WE WENT TO THE CANDY BARREL.

>> Flapjack: SO, UM, THERE -- THERE WAS THIS TIME I WENT TO...

[ GULPS ] ...THE C-CAN--

>> C-C-CANDIED ISLAND?!

>> Flapjack: YES.

>> HE WENT TO CANDIED ISLAND!

[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] >> Flapjack: LET'S SEE.

WE FOUND...

>> STRAW HUTS OCCUPIED BY VICIOUS AND BARBARIC PIRATES!

>> YEAH!

[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] [ ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY ]

>> MORE! MORE! MORE!

>> MORE STORY!

>> Flapjack: AND THEN...

AND THEN...

>> YOU CHALLENGED THEM TO A HIGH-STAKES GAME OF POKER AND

WON!

>> YOU GOT THEM TO CHASE YOU UP A CLIFF AND LOST THEM IN A

SERIES OF CAVES!

>> YOU OUTSMARTED THEM WITH YOUR SUPERIOR INTELLECT AND TOOK OVER

THEIR CREW!

>> YOU LIT THEIR HUTS ON FIRE AND USED THE SMOKE TO SIGNAL

REINFORCEMENTS!

>> YOU TOOK ALL THEIR SWORDS AND BENT THEM INTO A JUNGLE GYM!

>> Flapjack: THE END!

[ AUDIENCE CHEERING ] >> THAT WAS THE BEST STORY WE'VE

EVER HEARD!

[ ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY ] >> K'nuckles: LOOK, LOOK, LOOK,

LOOK.

THAT AIN'T HOW YOU TELL A STORY!

YOU TELL THE END AT THE BEGINNING, AND THE REST DOESN'T

MATTER!

>> WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE?

>> YEAH, LAY OFF!

[ ALL TALKING ] >> K'nuckles: LOOK [CHUCKLES]

LISTEN, GUYS...

>> NO, YOU LISTEN, GRAMPS!

THIS IS OUR CLUB, AND WE MAKE THE RULES.

[ ALL SHOUTING ] >> K'nuckles: FINE, THEN!

I'M SORRY WE DIDN'T GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER!

[ CHILD LAUGHS ] >> DON'T WORRY, KID.

HE'LL GET OVER IT.

COME ON.

[ CLOCK CUCKOOS ] [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]

HEY, FLAPJACK, YOU WANT TO GO HAVE LUNCH WITH US?

>> THAT'S WHERE THE REAL STORIES ARE TOLD.

>> Flapjack: SURE, I'D -- >> K'nuckles: LOVE TO GET SOME

LUNCH!

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

[ CLOCK TICKING ] I SAID, WHERE ARE WE GOING?

>> UH, WE -- WE -- WE, UH, G-GONNA --

>> WE'RE GONNA EAT HERE, ACTUALLY.

>> YEAH, UH, ACTUALLY, YOU'RE GONNA GO GET US LUNCH.

>> K'nuckles: [ GROWLS ] [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]

[ CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! ] >> YOU KNOW, THIS IS ACTUALLY

PRETTY GOOD!

>> Both: MM-HMM!

[ CHOMP! ] >> WHERE'D YOU GET IT?

>> K'nuckles: FROM THE BOTTOM...

[ MUNCH! ] >> FROM THE BOTTOM OF WHAT?

>> K'nuckles: THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL.

[ AUDIENCE SCREAMING ] [ ALL GAGGING, COUGHING ]

I'VE HAD SO MANY ADVENTURES AT THE BOTTOM OF A BARREL.

IN FACT, THAT REMINDS ME OF ANOTHER STORY.

>> UH, SLIP!

WHY DON'T YOU TELL THE STORY ABOUT THAT, UH, FOSSILIZED SHARK

TOOTH THAT TOOK YEARS TO FIND?

>> OH, YOU MEAN THE REALLY LONG STORY?

>> YEAH, THAT ONE.

>> K'nuckles: SHARK'S TOOTH?!

THAT'S NOTHIN'!

I GOT SOMETHING FOR -- >> UH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET US

DINNER NOW.

>> Flapjack: AW, COME ON, CAP'N.

DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY.

>> K'nuckles: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THESE KIDS.

"DOWN OFF A DUCK" -- THAT WAS A SMASH HIT BACK IN THE DAY!

MAYBE I'M JUST A WASHED-UP OLD HAS-BEEN.

>> Flapjack: DON'T SAY THAT, CAP'N.

HEY, I KNOW!

MAYBE WE COULD GO ON SOME NEW ADVENTURES, AND THEN YOU'D HAVE

SOME NEW STORIES TO TELL!

>> K'nuckles: NOW, THERE'S AN IDEA.

NEW STORIES, EH?

WELL, IF IT'S NEW STORIES THEY WANT, THEN IT'S NEW STORIES

THEY'LL GET.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] OKAY!

SIT DOWN, EVERYBODY, AND I'LL HAND OUT THE SANDWICHES.

IT'S NICE TO GET A LITTLE ONE-ON-ONE TIME.

Uh, between you and me, I wouldn't believe what Andy over

there says about you.

I think you're okay.

[ LAUGHS ] SANDWICHES!

You know, it takes a tough lad to walk away from the kind of

dirt that Jeff says behind your back.

HOW YA DOING, BUDDY?

[ LAUGHS ] Just so you know, I don't agree

with your pals.

That pot on your head does not make you look fat.

>> THAT'S ENOUGH, OLD MAN!

WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO!

BOYS, I'M CALLING AN EMERGENCY CONFAB!

[ ALL MURMURING ] ALL RIGHT!

WE HEREBY "DEGREE" BY AMANI-- AMINI-- MANANIM-- ANIMOUS --

WHATEVER -- TO EXPEL CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES FROM THE

STORYTELLERS' CLUB!

>> K'nuckles: WHA?!

YOU PUNKS WOULDN'T HAVE A CLUB IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME!

MY PICTURE'S ON THE WALL, FOR PAP'S SAKE!

[ GASPS ] [ MUTTERING ]

[ GROANS ] [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS AND JEERS ]

>> Flapjack: CAP'N, WAIT!

DON'T LET IT GET YOU DOWN.

ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GO ON A NEW ADVENTURE, YOU KNOW, GET BACK IN

THE MIX.

>> K'nuckles: I DON'T NEED TO "GET BACK IN THE MIX."

THESE KIDS NEED TO KNOW WHAT A GREAT STORYTELLER I AM!

THAT'S IT.

OH, YES, YES, YES.

THAT'S GOOD.

>> Flapjack: NOT ANOTHER IDEA, CAP'N.

>> K'nuckles: NO!

ANOTHER GREAT IDEA.

WELCOME TO CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES' ADVENTURE TELLIN' CLUB, WHERE

THE REAL ADVENTURES ARE TOLD.

WELCOME, WELCOME!

NOW, LET'S SEE, A STORY.

A STORY.

[ CHUCKLES ] LET'S SEE, UH...

SO, THERE IS THIS FOSSILIZED SHARK'S TOOTH, OKAY?

AND IT TOOK YEARS AND, UH, YEARS, UH, UH, TO FIND, AND,

UH, UM, UM...

YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS ARE A GREAT CROWD.

I WANT TO SAY THAT, YOU KNOW.

>> THESE STORIES STINK!

>> I'D RATHER LISTEN TO MY WIFE!

>> I'D RATHER GET SURGERY!

[ ALL SHOUTING ] >> AND WHERE IS THE FREE CANDY?!

[ ALL SHOUTING ] >> K'nuckles: WHAT?!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] >> LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

>> K'nuckles: WAIT!

WHERE YA GOIN'?!

COME BACK!

YOU IDIOTS!

WAIT!

THAT WASN'T EVEN MY STORY!

LISTEN!

HOW DO YOU GET DOWN OFF A DUCK?

>> Flapjack: OH, CAP'N.

I DON'T THINK IT MATTERS ANYMORE.

>> K'nuckles: [ SOBS ] WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

[ SOBBING ] >> Flapjack: OVER THERE?

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] >> K'nuckles: [ SOBBING STOPS ]

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO DO NOW!

>> Flapjack: CAP'N, W-WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] OH, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'M GONNA

DO...

>> Flapjack: CAP'N, GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF!

STOP!

>> K'nuckles: I'M GONNA TRASH THIS KIDDY CLUB TO KINGDOM COME!

[ GRUNTING ] >> Flapjack: CAP'N, IT'S CLOSED.

>> K'nuckles: HMM.

NOT FOR LONG.

>> Flapjack: CAP'N, WAIT!

YOU'LL REGRET IT!

[ MUFFLED TALKING ] MY OLD-TIME STORYTELLIN' CLUB

BUDDIES!

HELP ME UNTIE 'EM, FLAP!

[ AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUSE ] WHAT GIVES, MAN?

>> THOSE YOUNG PUNKS TOOK OVER OUR CLUB AND KEPT US LOCKED UP

HERE!

>> AND THEY STOLE ALL OF OUR STORIES!

>> AND OUR CLOTHES!

>> AND MY BEDPAN!

[ AUDIENCE EWWs ] [ BOTH GASP ]

>> K'nuckles: WHY, OF ALL THE DIRTY, ROTTEN...

[ GROWLS ] HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT FOR A

STORY?

>> ROLL EM', CLANCY!

>> NO FAIR!

WHEN WE GET OUT OF THE CLINK, WE'LL SEE WHOSE STORIES ARE

BETTER THAN...

[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] >> Flapjack: HUH?

>> All: HOORAY FOR CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!

HOORAY FOR CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!

>> Flapjack: THIS IS GONNA MAKE QUITE A STORY!

[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] >> HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

DIDN'T WE HATE K'NUCKLES?

>> HE IS A TERRIBLE STORYTELLER!

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]

>> THE FOLLOWING EPISODE WAS DRAWN BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO

AUDIENCE.

[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] >> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO, NO,

NO, NO, NO.

EXAGGERATIN' IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAN LYING!

[ AUDIENCE SHOUTING ] OH, WAIT.

IS, UH, LYING THE ONE WHERE YOU LIE?

>> Flapjack: UH-HUH.

>> K'nuckles: OH, YEAH.

WELL, THEN IT IS CALLED LYING.

AND IT'S, UH -- AND IT'S AN ADVENTURER'S BEST TOOL.

>> Flapjack: BUT...ISN'T LYING WRONG?

>> K'nuckles: PBHT!

ONLY IF YOU DO IT WRONG.

WATCH AND LEARN, KID.

WATCH AND LEARN.

[ CRACKING ] AAAAAAH.

[ CRACK! CRACK! ] [ SLURPING ]

AHEM! HMM!

YOUR SHOE'S UNTIED.

[ AUDIENCE GIGGLES ] >> Flapjack: NO, THEY'RE NOT.

[ CHOMP! CHOMP! ] >> K'nuckles: I KNOW.

>> Flapjack: BUT YOU SAID...

[ GASPS ] OHHHHHH!

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: WATCH OUT BEHIND

YOU, K'NUCKLES!

[ CHUCKLES ] >> K'nuckles: [ CHOMP! CHOMP! ]

>> Flapjack: [ CHUCKLES ] THERE'S A [LAUGHS] SEA MONSTER

BEHIND YOU!

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] [ CHOMPING STOPS ]

>> K'nuckles: [ GASPS ] SEA...MONSTER?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHING ] AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ] [ AUDIENCE CHEERS ]

>> K'nuckles: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

AAAAAHHHHH!

AAAH!

[ PANTING ] >> ♪ BREAK GLASS IN CASE OF SEA

MONSTER ♪ [ AUDIENCE CHEERS ]

>> K'nuckles: [ GULPING ] [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]

>> ♪ ARE YOU SURE? ♪ ♪ ARE YOU...SURE? ♪

[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] [ INHALES DEEPLY ]

[ BLOWS FORCEFULLY ] COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!

[ BUZZER ] [ AUDIENCE CHEERS ]

[ STRAINING ] [ BELL TOLLING ]

[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] SEA MONSTER!

[ ALL SCREAMING ] SEA MONSTER!

>> SEA MONSTER?!

[ PANTING ] IT'S NOT GETTING MY CANDY!

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] [ CREAKING ]

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS, CHEERS ] [ SIRENS WAIL ]

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY ]

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] >> K'nuckles: WHAT ARE YOU

LAUGHING ABOUT?!

>> Flapjack: THERE IS NO SEA MONSTER.

I WAS JUST LYING.

>> K'nuckles: THERE IS NO SEA MONSTER?!

[ ALL SHOUTING ] >> All: HUH?

>> HUH?!

>> HMM?

>> NO SEA MONSTER?!

>> Flapjack: [ GIGGLES ] >> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES

NERVOUSLY ] >> K'NUCKLES HAS RUNG THE BELL

IN VAIN!

>> YES.

>> YES.

>> GO GET HIM!

THE HANDS THAT RANG THE BELL!

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] THE TONGUE AND MOUTH THAT CRIED

"SEA MONSTER!" [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]

[ ALL GRUMBLING, MURMURING ] [ TWANG! ]

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ] [ LAUGHING STOPS ]

[ SPLASH ] [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]

>> HMPH!

[ ALL GRUMBLING ] >> Flapjack: WHERE'D K'NUCKLES

GO?

>> HE IS BANISHED FROM STORMALONG AND MUST LIVE

UNDERWATER FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.

[ AUDIENCE GASPS ] >> Flapjack: AAAH!

BUT WHY?!

>> [ SIGHS ] AS EVERYONE IN STORMALONG

KNOWS...

[ Quickly ] EXCEPT YOU, APPARENTLY...

[ Normal voice ] IF YOU RING THE SEA MONSTER ALARM AND

THERE'S NO SEA MONSTER...

FFFTHT!

BANISHED!

>> Flapjack: B-B-BUT WHAT IF IT WASN'T K'NUCKLES' FAULT, AND HE

JUST THOUGHT THERE WAS A SEA MONSTER?

>> OH, DEAR!

MERCY, NO!

THAT IS A POSSIBILITY, ISN'T IT?

LET'S CONSULT THE TOWN CHARTER.

>> Flapjack: W-W-WHERE IS IT?

TOWN HALL?!

>> NO, NO!

I KEEP AN IMAGINARY COPY OF IT RIGHT HERE!

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] LET'S SEE...

"IN CASE OF AN ACCIDENT, IT...

DOESN'T MATTER!" HE RANG THE BELL...

NO SEA MONSTER...

BANISHED!

[ AUDIENCE AWWs ] >> Flapjack: [ WHIMPERS ]

>> Bubbie: AAAAAH!

>> Flapjack: HI, CAP'N!

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] WE BROUGHT LUNCH.

[ CHOMPING ] [ VOMITS ]

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] THAT WAS BUBBIE'S IDEA!

>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY,

K'NUCKLES.

I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THIS.

I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW.

>> Bubbie: THAT SERVES YOU RIGHT, K'NUCKLES.

TEACHING MY BABY TO LIE.

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] >> K'nuckles: LYING IS AN

ADVENTURER'S BEST TOOL.

>> Flapjack: THAT'S IT!

SORRY, K'NUCKLES!

LUNCH IS GONNA BE A LITTLE RUSHED!

[ CHOMPING ] [ VOMITING ]

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHING ] PEPPERMINT LARRY!

PEPPERMINT LARRY!

PEPPERMINT LARRY!

CAN K'NUCKLES COME BACK TO STORMALONG IF I BRING YOU

PROOF...

[ TINK! ] ...THAT HE SAW A SEA MONSTER?

>> UH, NOT SURE WHY YOU WINKED, BUT, SURE, I GUESS HE COULD COME

BACK IF YOU PROVE HE WAS RIGHT.

>> Flapjack: YES!

[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] >> [ LAUGHS ]

>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ] BOOP!

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] >> [ WHIRRING ]

>> Flapjack: OKAY, NOW.

UM, NOW, DRAW A BIG SEA MONSTER RIGHT HERE, AND THEN EVERYONE

WILL THINK THERE WAS A SEA MONSTER AND K'NUCKLES DIDN'T

RING THE BELL FOR NOTHING!

[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] >> I CAN'T DRAW WHAT I DON'T

SEE!

ALTHOUGH I COULD GET CREATIVE FOR A LITTLE OF THIS.

[ LAUGHS ] [ WHIRRING ]

>> Flapjack: OH, I DON'T NEED A PICTURE OF MONEY.

I NEED ONE OF A SEA MONSTER!

OHH.

[ DING! ] UNLESS...

>> Bubbie: I DON'T KNOW, PUDDIN'.

YOU SURE YOU KNOW HOW TO PUT MAKEUP ON?

>> Flapjack: SURE, BUBBIE.

JUST A LITTLE AROUND YOUR EYES.

[ GRUNTS ] BOOP. BOOP.

AND MAYBE A LITTLE MORE HERE.

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] PERFECT!

SAY CHEESE!

[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] >> [ SCREAMS ]

[ WHIRS ] SEA MONSTER!

SEA MONSTER!

SEA MONSTER!

[ BELL TOLLING ] [ ALL SCREAMING ]

>> WAIT! NO, NO!

THERE'S NO SEA MONSTER!

>> NO! NO!

[ TWANG! ] [ AUDIENCE CHEERS ]

[ SPLASH ] >> Bubbie: ARE YOU UP TO

SOMETHING, DUMPLIN'?

>> Flapjack: UH...

NO.

[ ZOOM! ] I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

HERE'S PROOF THAT K'NUCKLES SAW A SEA MONSTER!

>> HUH?!

WELL, I'LL BE!

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ] I-I GUESS K'NUCKLES CAN GO FREE.

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] [ AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS ]

>> BUT, THEN, IF THERE REALLY IS A SEA MONSTER, THEN...

>> Both: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

>> Flapjack: IT'S OKAY! HE LEFT!

[ BOTH SIGH ] [ SCREAMING, BANGING ]

[ ALL GASP ] >> I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE LEFT!

[ ALARM RINGING ] [ SEA MONSTER SCREECHING ]

[ AUDIENCE SCREAMING ] [ ALL SCREAMING ]

>> OOH!

HUH?

MM-MM-HMM!

[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] [ COOING ]

[ ALL SCREAMING ] >> All: HUH?

>> [ COOING ] >> Bubbie: OH!

UM, I-I-I-I AM FLATTERED, BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, UM, OOOH...

I HAVE TO WASH MY HAIR THAT DAY.

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] BUBBIE!

>> [ MOANS ] [ SNIFFLES ]

[ MOANING ] [ AUDIENCE LAUGHS ]

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, YOU DON'T HAVE HAIR.

DID YOU JUST TELL A LIE?

>> Bubbie: OH, UM, UH, NO.

NO, SUGAR, NO, NO, NO.

YOU SEE -- WELL, WELL, LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY, UM...

WHO WANTS TO GO GET K'NUCKLES?

>> Flapjack: YAY!

[ AUDIENCE CHEERS ] >> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLES ]

BUNCH OF LIARS!

[ AUDIENCE LAUGHS, CHEERS ]