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>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

HEY, FLAPJACK.

COME WITH ME!

WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED ISLAND? ♪

♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪ >> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T

NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪

>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND RISKY ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS AND FREE ♪

>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE, THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪

>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.

>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪ >> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪

[ SPLASH ]

>> WHERE IS HE?!

>> I DON'T KNOW!

>> YOU BETTER NOT BE LYING TO ME!

>> Flapjack: YOU DON'T SEE THIS EVERY DAY.

>> WHEN I FIND HIM, I'M GONNA -- >> Flapjack: [ CHUCKLES ]

>> [ GROWLS ] WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!

>> Flapjack: YOU, SILL-- >> K'nuckles: COME ALONG, BOY.

>> [ GROWLS ] >> Flapjack: WHAT WAS THAT ALL

ABOUT?

>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT AIN'T OUR PROBLEM.

>> Flapjack: WE'RE HERE!

>> K'nuckles: THE MARINA?

>> Flapjack: WOW, LOOK AT ALL THESE BOATS.

IT MUST BE GREAT BEING A CAPTAIN, CAP'N.

BEING YOUR OWN MAN, HAVING YOUR OWN BOAT.

>> K'nuckles: A REAL CAPTAIN DOESN'T NEED A BOAT.

>> Flapjack: REALLY?!

>> K'nuckles: NO!

OF COURSE NOT REALLY!

A CAPTAIN IS NOTHING WITHOUT HIS BOAT.

A FAT, PATHETIC SACK OF NOTHING.

[ Sobbing ] I'D GIVE ANYTHING TO HAVE A BOAT OF ME OWN.

>> HEY, ANY OF YOU FELLAS INTERESTED IN OWNING A BOAT?

>> K'nuckles: HUH?

>> I'VE GOT A REAL NICE BOAT HERE FOR SALE.

REAL CHEAP -- ONE PENCE.

>> K'nuckles: ONE PENCE?

OKAY, EMPTY YOUR POCKETS, FLAP.

[ GRUMBLES ] LET'S SEE, ONE QUARTER PENCE.

UH, 3/8 PENCE.

UH...5/16 PENCE.

[ TINK! ] >> Flapjack: WAIT!

[ POP! ] MY LUCKY 1/16 PENCE.

>> K'nuckles: AHA!

[ TWINKLE! ] BUDDY, I'LL BE TAKING THAT BOAT.

[ TINK! ] >> OH...Y-E-E-ES!

[ INHALES DEEPLY ] THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

YOU'RE A REAL LIFESAVER!

WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

[ GASPS ] THEY SAID YOU'D COME FOR ME.

BUT I WAS READY.

[ GASPS ] NO.

NO! I SOLD THE BOAT!

FOR ONE PENCE.

>> TO WHO?!

>> OH!

WELL, HE WAS FAT AND DIRTY.

BUT AT THE SAME TIME, HE HAD THIS RUGGED CHARM.

[ GASPS ] >> DRAW IT!

[ SMACK! ] [ GROWLING ]

>> K'nuckles: AHH, THIS IS GONNA CHANGE EVERYTHING, FLAP.

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS WAITING, SMOOTH SAILING ADVENTURES FROM

HERE ON OUT.

>> Flapjack: YEAH, REALLY SAILING THIS TIME.

>> NOT REALLY!

IT IS ILLEGAL TO TAKE THIS BOAT OUT WITHOUT REGISTERING IT

FIRST.

AND IT ALSO ILLEGAL TO KEEP IT HERE IN THE HARBOR WITHOUT THE

PROPER REGISTRATION.

>> K'nuckles: I CAN'T TAKE IT OUT, BUT I CAN'T LEAVE IT HERE?

COME ON.

THAT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE.

I JUST WANT TO TAKE HER FOR A SPIN.

>> TOO BAD! DEAL WITH IT!

>> Flapjack: OH, DOCK KNOCKERS.

[ WHAP! ] >> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ]

UGH, I HAD HER IN MY GRASP, BOY.

BUT NOW SHE'S GONE.

>> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY, CAP'N.

WE'LL REGISTER HER REAL QUICK.

AND WE'LL BE SAILING BY TONIGHT.

>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, FLAP.

>> Flapjack: OH, NOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN.

>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I KNOW.

I STILL DON'T BELIEVE IT.

[ CHUCKLES ] WHERE DO YOU WANT TO SAIL TO

FIRST ON OUR BOAT?

>> Flapjack: [ CHUCKLES ] GET OUT! CAPTAIN!

>> K'nuckles: I HOPE THERE'S NOT A LONG LINE.

UH, HEY, FELLA, WHERE'S THE BOAT-REGISTRATION LINE?

>> UM, THIS IS IT.

>> K'nuckles: NO!

[ Echoing ] THIS IS GONNA TAKE FOREVER!

[ WOOD CREAKING ] >> Flapjack: [ WARBLING ]

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!

PLEASE STOP THAT AND GO AWAY!

>> Flapjack: YOU DON'T WANT ME AROUND?

>> K'nuckles: YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH, FLAP.

GO AWAY TO THE BOAT.

>> Flapjack: AND DO WHAT?

>> K'nuckles: SCRAPE THE BARNACLES OFF IT.

YOU KNOW, SO IT'S ALL READY TO GO WHEN I'M DONE WITH THIS

REGISTRATION THING.

>> Flapjack: OH, BOY! OH, BOY!

HMM. THIS PLACE IS GRIMY.

AND IT NEEDS SOME CLEANING.

[ FLY BUZZING ] WHERE TO START, WHERE TO START.

[ SLOOP! WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ] MM.

[ SPLASH! ] MM.

[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] [ LAUGHS ]

MM! MM!

>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK!

>> Flapjack: MM.

>> Bubbie: I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU, FLAPJACK.

AND WHY ARE HUGGING THIS BOAT?

>> Flapjack: IT'S MINE AND CAP'N K'NUCKLES.

>> Bubbie: WHERE DID YOU TWO COME UP WITH ENOUGH MONEY FOR A

BOAT?

>> Flapjack: IT WAS ONLY ONE PENCE.

WE PAID A MAN ONE PENCE.

>> Bubbie: UNH-UNH.

THERE'S MORE TO THIS.

WHERE'S K'NUCKLES?

>> Flapjack: HE'S IN LINE, GETTING THE BOAT REGISTERED.

ISN'T IT GREAT?

WE HAVE OUR OWN BOAT.

WE CAN NOW EXPLORE THE SEAS.

>> Bubbie: YOU ALREADY DO THAT.

WITH ME!

>> Flapjack: OH, BUT IT'S GONNA BE BETTER NOW.

>> Bubbie: HOW? WHY?

>> Flapjack: I DON'T KNOW WHY.

IT JUST IS.

>> Bubbie: WELL -- WELL, WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO, HONEY.

I'LL TAKE YOU.

>> Flapjack: NO, THANK YOU.

I HAVE A BOAT.

>> Bubbie: OH. OKAY.

I GUESS YOU DON'T NEED ME ANYMORE.

>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ] >> WATER! GET YOUR WATER HERE!

HEY, MISTER!

WANT A WATER WHILE YOU WAIT?

>> K'nuckles: WHAT?

>> WOULD YOU LIKE A WATER WHILE YOU WAIT?

>> YEAH, WHAT HE SAID.

ONLY ONE PENCE.

>> K'nuckles: NO, THANKS.

I JUST SPENT ALL ME SAVINGS ON MY FIRST BOAT.

>> YOUR FIRST BOAT, YOU SAY?

>> K'nuckles: YEP.

>> WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, SIR.

THIS DESERVES A TOAST.

UH, GARCON, GARCON!

WATERS FOR EVERYONE IN LINE.

>> YES, SIR!

>> TO YOUR NEW BOAT.

MAY SHE STAY AFLOAT.

>> All: HEAR, HEAR!

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Both: AHH.

>> GARCON, GARCON!

>> YES, SIR.

>> LET'S KEEP THESE GLASSES FULL.

>> YES, SIR!

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] >> All: HEAR, HEAR!

[ CLINK! ] [ ALL GULPING ]

>> BOY, THIS LINE SURE MOVES FAST WHEN YOU'RE GULPING DOWN

WATER.

>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ] UH, HEY, UH, BUDDY, CAN YOU SAVE

MY SPOT?

I'VE GOT TO USE THE BUCKET.

>> SURE, THING.

>> K'nuckles: THANKS.

[ DOOR CREAKS ] [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

AHH. MUCH BETTER.

OH!

NO!

>> WHOA, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!

>> K'nuckles: THAT RICH GUY WAS SAVING MY SPOT.

>> I'VE GOT YOUR SPOT RIGHT HERE, GRANDPA.

>> K'nuckles: "GRANDPA"?!

LOOK, KID -- >> CUTTER!

WE'VE GOT A CUTTER HERE!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]

[ MUMBLING ] >> [ GRUNTING ]

[ MUSIC PLAYS ] >> [ GASPS ]

[ MONKEY CHATTERING ] >> [ GROWLS ]

[ GRUNTING ] >> K'nuckles: FINALLY!

>> SO, YOU -- YOU BOUGHT THIS BOAT ONLY FOR ONE PENCE?

>> K'nuckles: YEAH.

>> WHAT A GREAT DEAL!

THERE YOU GO.

>> K'nuckles: THAT'S IT?

>> ENJOY THE BOAT, CAPTAIN.

OH, I SEE WHY IT WAS SO INEXPENSIVE.

>> K'nuckles: HMM?

WHAT WAS THAT?

>> AT THE VERY BOTTOM OF THIS, IT SAYS IT ORIGINALLY BELONGED

TO A BARON BERSERKER.

>> K'nuckles: WHO'S HE?

>> A DERANGED CRIMINAL.

HE SAILS THE SEAS IN SEARCH OF A BOAT THAT USED TO BELONG TO HIM,

AND HE CRUSHES THEIR CAPTAINS.

>> K'nuckles: [ SCREAMS ] >> ANYWAYS, I'M SURE YOU'LL MEET

HIM SOON.

>> Bubbie: "BUBBIE, BUBBIE?" YES, SWEET BABY LOVE.

"YOU LOOK EXTRA BEAUTIFUL TODAY.

YOU MUST BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WHALE IN ALL THE OCEANS.

DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT?" "BUBBIE."

YEAH, K'NUCKLES.

"THERE'S SOMETHING I ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU."

WHAT IS THAT, K'NUCKLES?

"I'M MOVING OUT."

[ TINK! ] IT'S NOT THE SAME.

[ SOBBING ] >> [ GROWLS ]

>> NEXT.

[ GASPS ] >> HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GUY?!

>> Flapjack: AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN FLAPJACK.

RIGHT AWAY, SIR.

>> K'nuckles: FLAP!

GET AWAY FROM THAT WHEEL!

>> Flapjack: I WAS JUST CLEANING IT.

>> K'nuckles: WE'RE IN TROUBLE, BOY.

WE CAN'T TAKE THE BOAT OUT.

>> Flapjack: WHAT?!

DIDN'T YOU GET IT REGISTERED?

>> K'nuckles: YEAH.

BUT THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM.

THERE'S A DERANGED LUNATIC NAMED BARON BERSERKER AFTER US, AND

HE'S GONNA DESTROY ME!

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] FOR WHAT?

>> K'nuckles: FOR OWNING HIS OLD BOAT.

WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

>> Flapjack: WHAT IF WE REPAINT THE BOAT SO BARON BERSERKER

CAN'T RECOGNIZE IT?

>> K'nuckles: GREAT IDEA, FLAP!

I KNEW I KEPT YOU AROUND FOR A REASON.

I STILL DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE COLOR.

>> Flapjack: OH, IT'S A GREAT COLOR.

IT'S A COLOR I LOVE.

>> Bubbie: WELL, WHAT HAVE YOU TWO BEEN UP TO?

>> K'nuckles: I'M TOO TIRED.

FLAPJACK WILL TELL YOU.

>> Flapjack: WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE BOAT ALL NIGHT.

[ YAWNS ] NOW THAT THE BOAT'S PAINTED...

[ YAWNS ] ...IT MUST BE THE BEAUTIFULEST

THING IN THE WORLD AND THE THING I LOVE MOST.

>> Bubbie: LOVE THE MOST?

COME ON, YOU TWO.

LET'S GO SINK THAT STUPID BOAT!

WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT A BOAT?

I CAN TAKE FLAP ANYWHERE HE WANTS TO GO.

OH, MY.

THEY PUT A FACE ON THIS BOAT.

AND WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FACE IT IS.

OH, WHAT A TAIL.

HMM.

[ GASPS ] BUBBIE II.

"CAN'T REPLACE THE REAL BUBBIE.

LOVE, FLAPJACK."

I MUST BE NUMBER ONE.

OH, BABY!

LET'S COMPLETE THIS PICTURE.

A BABY AND AN OLD MAN ON A PERFECT BEAUTY.

>> Flapjack: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, BUBBIE?

>> Bubbie: OH, I LOVE IT, HONEYBEE.

I WAS ABOUT TO SINK YOUR BOAT, BUT THEN I SAW WHAT YOU TWO DID

TO IT.

>> Flapjack: WHAT A CLOSE CALL.

[ CHUCKLES ] >> K'nuckles: WHO PUT THOSE UGLY

DOLLS ON OUR BOAT?

THAT BLUE ONE LOOKS HIDEOUS.

>> [ GROWLING ] [ SCREAMING ]

>> Bubbie: NOW, THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL.

>> K'nuckles: YES! WE SURVIVED!

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, MY BOAT SURVIVED!

WE CAN FINALLY TAKE HER FOR A SPIN.

>> [ SCREAMING ] >> Bubbie: WELL, AT LEAST YOU

STILL HAVE BUBBIE NUMBER ONE, RIGHT?

HEY, HEY! H-HEY.

>> Flapjack: SORRY ABOUT YOUR BOAT, CAP'N.

>> K'nuckles: EH, I NEVER LEARNED TO SAIL, ANYWAYS.

>> Flapjack: WHA-A-A-A-A-A-A-T?!

>> IT'S JUST A CANDY CONVENTION.

I'LL BE BACK IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.

I AM NOT ABANDONING YOU.

IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?

I-IS THAT WHAT YOU REALLY THINK?

YOU'RE RIGHT, CANDY WIFE.

I AM BEING SELFISH.

[ SOBBING ] OH, MY SWEET CANDY WIFE.

I CAN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE LIKE THIS.

>> Flapjack: MR. LARRY, DO YOU NEED SOME HELP?

>> AS A MATTER OF FACT, FLAPJACK, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO

DO ME A FAVOR?

>> ♪ A FAVOR FOR PEPPERMINT ♪ >> SHE'S EASY TO PLEASE.

JUST DUST HER TWICE A DAY AND TELL HER SHE'S PRETTY.

[ PLOP! ] IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO

CANDY WIFE, I'D JUST...

[ INHALES DEEPLY ] [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

[ SOBBING ] >> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY,

MR. LARRY, I'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER.

>> FAREWELL, MY SWEET.

I CANDY WAIT TO RETURN.

[ LAUGHING ] >> Flapjack: HAVE A NICE TRIP!

>> [ LAUGHING ] [ TIRES SCREECH ]

>> K'nuckles: GOODBYE, WEIRDO.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> Flapjack: I'M CANDYSITTING CANDY WIFE FOR PEPPERMINT LARRY.

DON'T DO IT.

>> Flapjack: HOW COME?

>> K'nuckles: YOU EAT CANDY WITH YOUR FRIENDS, FLAPJACK.

YOU DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH YOUR CANDY.

>> Flapjack: PEPPERMINT LARRY DOES.

>> K'nuckles: YOU DON'T WANT TO BE PEPPERMINT LARRY.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] EVERYONE WOULD LAUGH AT YOU, AND

THEY WOULD LAUGH AT ME FOR HANGING OUT WITH YOU, WHICH

MEANS I'D HAVE TO SHUN YOU.

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO SHUN YOU, FLAP.

>> Flapjack: I PROMISED PEPPERMINT LARRY!

>> K'nuckles: THEN YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF.

[ BELL RINGING ] >> NEXT MORNING!

IT'S THE NEXT MORNING!

>> Flapjack: CANDY WIFE, WHAT DO YOU THINK GETTING SHUNNED MEANS?

I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU THINK GETTING SHUNNED --"

MAYBE YOU'D BE EASIER TO TALK TO IF YOU LOOKED FRIENDLIER.

CAN I TRY SOMETHING?

[ TWINKLE! ] THERE YOU GO.

A LITTLE SMILE GOES A LONG WAY, AS I ALWAYS SAY.

[ CHUCKLES ] [ DOORS SLAM ]

HEY, CAP'N.

HOW ABOUT A COUPLE OF FLOATS?

>> I WOULD LOVE ONE.

>> Flapjack: CAP'N?

>> K'nuckles: TELL HIM, POOPS.

>> HANGING OUT WITH INANIMATE OBJECTS IS RIDICULOUS AND

EMBARRASSING.

>> K'nuckles: HMPH!

>> RIGHT, BUCKET?

>> K'nuckles: COME ON, LOLLY.

>> WAS THAT OKAY?

>> K'nuckles: UH, YEAH, IT WAS FINE.

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ] [ SIGHS ]

[ LAUGHS ] OH, CANDY WIFE, IT'S A BUCKET.

[ LAUGHS ] >> K'nuckles: HMM, HE'S BLINDED

BY HER CANDYNESS.

I'VE GOT TO SHOW HIM HER SOUR SIDE.

>> Flapjack: [ WHISTLING ] WHOA!

CANDY WIFE, YOU GOT A PRESENT!

I'LL OPEN IT.

>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ] >> Flapjack: WHAT COULD IT BE?!

[ FROG CROAKS ] >> K'nuckles: PBHT! LOOK AT HER!

"OH, I'M CANDY WIFE!

GET THAT UGLY FROG AWAY FROM ME!

AAH! AAH!" [ LAUGHS ]

MORE LIKE SCAREDY WIFE, EH, FLAP?

[ LAUGHING ] OOPS.

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] >> K'nuckles: MORE LIKE

CLUMSY WIFE, EH, FLAPPY?

[ LAUGHTER ] WHOO-HOO!

>> Flapjack: IT'S OKAY, CANDY WIFE.

I-I'LL GET IT.

[ CREAK! ] >> K'nuckles: HEY, MY HAND'S

SMALLER THAN MY FACE.

HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS?

>> YEAH, MINE IS, TOO.

>> IT'S SMALLER, ALL RIGHT.

I'LL BE DARNED.

>> Flapjack: HUH?

MY HAND'S SMALLER, TOO.

HOW ABOUT YOU, CANDY WIFE?

>> K'nuckles: BOOM!

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] >> K'nuckles: MORE LIKE

DUMBSY WIFE!

[ LAUGHTER ] >> NICE ONE.

>> K'nuckles: WHY ARE YOU EVEN HANGING OUT WITH HER?

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Flapjack: WHY ARE YOU BEING

SO MEAN?

>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE RIGHT.

THAT'S ENOUGH, FELLAS.

I'M SORRY, CANDY WIFE.

GIVE ME A HUG.

>> Flapjack: DON'T DO IT.

>> K'nuckles: COME ON.

I REALLY WANT TO APOLOGIZE.

>> Flapjack: DON'T DO IT, CANDY WIFE.

>> K'nuckles: COME ON, COME ON.

RIGHT...THERE!

[ LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]

>> K'nuckles: [ Distorted ] CLUMSY WIFE, EH, FLAPPY?

[ LAUGHING ] [ LAUGHS ]

[ Normal voice ] PICKLE JUICE!

SHE'S NOT SO SWEET NOW, EH, FLAP?

[ LAUGHS ] YES, YES.

YE-E-E-E-S!

WHAT?

>> Flapjack: OH, CAP'N.

>> HEY, TOO FAR, MAN.

>> YES. THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR.

>> YEAH, MAN.

>> TAKE IT EASY.

>> Flapjack: YEAH, CAP'N.

>> YOU DON'T THROW PICKLE JUICE ON A CANDY WOMAN.

>> K'nuckles: OH, COME ON.

SHE'S JUST A PIECE OF CANDY.

A FINELY SCULPTED, TANTALIZING, EXQUISITE PIECE OF CANDY.

MM-HMM.

[ MUMBLING ] >> Flapjack: WHAT WAS THAT ALL

ABOUT?

HMM?

"DEER?

CANDY WIFE."

[ GASPS ] >> K'nuckles: "DEAR CANDY WIFE,

I WISH THAT LARRY HAD CHOSEN ME."

[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]

"I WAS SO JEALOUS OF FLAPJACK THAT I COULDN'T BE NEAR HIM."

SHUNNED!

[ SOBBING ] "I TRIED TO TELL YOU HOW I

FELT."

CLUMSY WIFE.

[ GLASS SHATTERS ] DUMBSY WIFE.

YE-E-E-E-S!

"BUT THE WORDS JUST CAME OUT WRONG."

CANDY WIFE, WILL YOU...

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] K'NUCKLES WANTS TO MARRY

CANDY WIFE!

>> K'nuckles: THAT'S RIGHT, BOY.

[ THUNDER CRASHES ] DON'T TRY TO STOP ME!

>> Flapjack: BUT SHE'S MARRIED TO PEPPERMINT LARRY!

[ CRUNCH! ] >> K'nuckles: I DON'T SEE A

RING.

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HER?!

>> K'nuckles: SOMEPLACE FAR AWAY, WHERE WE CAN SPEND THE

REST OF OUR LIVES TOGETHER.

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] [ THUD! ]

>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ] [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

[ GRUNTING ] >> [ LAUGHING ]

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

POOPDECK, GRAB YOUR BUCKETS.

[ TIRES SCREECH ] >> CANDY WIFE, I'M HOME!

OH, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.

I MOPED AROUND THAT CONVENTION LIKE A PEPPERMINT LONELY.

WAS...SHE...LONELY?

>> Flapjack: YOU BET.

NO ONE PAID HER ANY ATTENTION AT ALL.

>> REALLY?

OH, POOR CANDY WIFE.

I WAS HOPING SHE'D GET A LITTLE ATTENTION.

>> Flapjack: WELL, IN THAT CASE, NOT ONLY DID SHE GET SOME

ATTENTION, SOMEONE TOOK HER TO A FARAWAY PLACE TO GET MARRIED!

[ LAUGHS ] >> [ HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM ]

>> YOU CAN MARRY MY BUCKETS.

>> Flapjack: YEAH.

WHAT ABOUT BUCKET WIFE?

YOU CAN TAKE HER HAND, THOUGH, IN MARRIAGE.

>> K'nuckles: THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY.

>> CANDY WIFE!

OH, CANDY WIFE, I THOUGHT YOU LEFT FOREVER.

[ SOBS ] >> K'nuckles: I WAS OUT FOR MY

EVENING ROW WHEN I SAW HER JUMP IN THE WATER.

I-I GUESS SHE MISSED YOU SO MUCH SHE TRIED TO SWIM AFTER YOU.

BUT THEN I SAW YOUR BOAT, SO I, UH, BROUGHT HER BACK HERE.

>> I MISSED YOU S-O-O-O-O-O-O MUCH.

>> Flapjack: UH, K'NUCKLES, I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO TAKE HER

HAND IN MARRIAGE.

>> K'nuckles: I DID, BUT I FORGOT ABOUT HER OTHER HAND.

>> Flapjack: OH.

[ Chuckling ] OH, MORE LIKE HANDY WIFE, HUH, CAPTAIN?

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

>> [ LAUGHING EVILLY ]