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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,000 >> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,000 HEY, FLAPJACK. 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,000 COME WITH ME! 4 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,000 WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND! 5 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,000 >> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED ISLAND? ♪ 6 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,000 ♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪ >> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T 7 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,000 NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪ 8 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,000 >> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND RISKY ♪ 9 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 >> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS AND FREE ♪ 10 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 >> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE, THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪ 11 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000 >> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪ 12 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,000 >> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME. 13 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:28,000 >> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪ >> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪ 14 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 [ SPLASH ] 15 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,000 >> Flapjack: WOW! 16 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,000 >> K'nuckles: WHERE'S MY PICTURE?! 17 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:51,000 I'M A WAY BETTER ADVENTURER THAN ANY OF THESE BEEFCAKES. 18 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:54,000 YOU DON'T ACTUALLY THINK THIS IS WHAT ADVENTURERS ARE SUPPOSED TO 19 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,000 LOOK LIKE, DO YA? 20 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,000 >> Flapjack: WELL, THEY DO HAVE PRETTY BIG ARMS. 21 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,000 >> K'nuckles: WELL, OF COURSE THEY GOT BIG ARMS! 22 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,000 ALL THEY DO ALL DAY IS RUN AROUND PUMPING IRON AND COMBING 23 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,000 THEIR HAIR! 24 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,000 NO, FLAPJACK, THAT'S NOT AN ADVENTURER. 25 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,000 BESIDES, I CAN DO 20 PUSH-UPS A MINUTE AND GET THAT BUFF. 26 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,000 I JUST DON'T WANT TO RIP MY JACKET. 27 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,000 >> Flapjack: REALLY? 28 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,000 >> K'nuckles: OF COURSE! 29 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:17,000 NOW, COME ON, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW A REAL ADVENTURER GETS HIS 30 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,000 PORTRAIT PAINTED. 31 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,000 [ DOOR OPENS ] FLAPJACK! 32 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:27,000 >> IT TAKES MANY YEARS TO MASTER THE ART OF PAINTING. 33 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:31,000 BUT I THINK I COULD HONESTLY SAY THAT THIS IS THE BEST PAINTING 34 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:34,000 I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE. 35 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:34,000 HUH! 36 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 >> K'nuckles: REALLY? 37 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,000 >> OH, YES. 38 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,000 IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOU. 39 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:43,000 >> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ] >> COME DOWN. COME DOWN. 40 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:45,000 THE PAINTING IS FINISHED. 41 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:49,000 MADAM, MAY I PRESENT TO YOU MY NEWEST MASTERPIECE... 42 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,000 "MOTHER WITH CHILD." 43 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:55,000 [ DING! ] >> K'nuckles: IS THIS SOME KIND 44 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,000 OF JOKE?! 45 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,000 >> NO JOKE. THIS IS YOU. 46 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,000 >> Flapjack: PRETTY GOOD, HUH, CAP'N? 47 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,000 >> K'nuckles: NO! 48 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,000 NOT PRETTY GOOD! 49 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,000 I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT! 50 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,000 THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE, AND -- HEY, FATTY, MOVE IT. 51 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:10,000 I NEED TO USE THE MIRROR -- HUH? 52 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:14,000 [ CREAK! ] [ SQUISH! ] 53 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,000 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 54 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:19,000 >> OOH, IT FITS PERFECTLY ON THIS WALL. 55 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,000 >> K'nuckles: WHAT?! WHAT WALL?! 56 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:26,000 >> THE WALL DEDICATED TO EXPECTANT MOTHERS. 57 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,000 >> K'nuckles: WHAT?! 58 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:35,000 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] [ DING! ] 59 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 I'M NOT PREGNANT! 60 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:41,000 >> WAIT, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD TO BE 10 MONTHS PREGNANT WITH 61 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,000 TRIPLETS! 62 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,000 >> WHO'S 10 MONTHS PREGNANT WITH TRIPLETS? 63 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 >> THAT FAT, UGLY LADY WITH... 64 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,000 TRIPLETS! 65 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000 >> GOOD FOR HER. 66 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,000 >> K'nuckles: COME ON! 67 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,000 >> Flapjack: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR, CAP'N? 68 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 >> K'nuckles: MY DIET MAPLE SYRUP. 69 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,000 THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO LOSE ALL THIS WEIGHT -- EXERCISE AND 70 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,000 HEALTHY EATING. 71 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,000 >> Flapjack: HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE? 72 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:04,000 >> K'nuckles: A REAL ADVENTURER LIKE ME -- I'LL BE BACK TO 73 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,000 NORMAL IN A WEEK. 74 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,000 [ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ] >> Flapjack: WOW! 75 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,000 WHEN DO WE START? 76 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,000 >> K'nuckles: TOMORROW. 77 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:14,000 ALL GOOD WORKOUT ROUTINES START IN THE MORNING. 78 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,000 [ SNORING ] HERE'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 79 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:25,000 I'M GONNA RUN UP AND DOWN THOSE STAIRS UNTIL MY BODY GIVES OUT. 80 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:28,000 AND THEN I'LL REST WHILE MY MUSCLES REBUILD. 81 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:32,000 AND WHEN I WAKE UP, I'LL DO IT AGAIN. 82 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:38,000 [ DRUMROLL ] [ SPLASH! ] 83 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,000 >> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES! 84 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,000 K'NUCKLES! 85 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,000 THERE YOU ARE. 86 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,000 WHAT HAPPENED? 87 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,000 I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA RUN UPSTAIRS. 88 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 >> K'nuckles: HUH? OH, YEAH. 89 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,000 I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT ANYMORE. 90 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:52,000 >> Flapjack: HOW MANY OF THOSE MAPLE SYRUPS HAVE YOU HAD? 91 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,000 >> K'nuckles: EIGHT. 92 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,000 BUT THEY'RE DIET. 93 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 THERE ARE WAY LESS "CAMOMIES" IN A DIET MAPLE. 94 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 >> Flapjack: WHAT ARE "CAMOMIES"? 95 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000 >> K'nuckles: IT'S DIET STUFF! 96 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. 97 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,000 BUT TRUST ME, JUST LIFTING THIS BOTTLE TO DRINK IT BURNS THE 98 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:08,000 SAME AMOUNT OF "CAMELBEES" AS RUNNING UP ALL THEM STAIRS. 99 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,000 >> Flapjack: HEY, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! 100 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 WHY DO YOU JUST RUN UP THOSE STAIRS? 101 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 >> K'nuckles: I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT ANYMORE. 102 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 >> Flapjack: [ Whining ] BUT WHAT ABOUT BEING BACK TO NORMAL 103 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:17,000 IN A WEEK? 104 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,000 >> K'nuckles: EH. 105 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,000 >> Flapjack: AW! 106 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,000 [ KNOCKING ] WHO COULD THAT BE? 107 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,000 >> K'nuckles: OH, I DON'T KNOW. 108 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,000 BUT AFTER YOU MAKE 'EM LEAVE, CAN YOU GET ME ANOTHER DIET 109 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,000 MAPLE? 110 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,000 THIS WEIGHT ISN'T GONNA LOSE ITSELF. 111 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,000 >> Flapjack: HELLO? 112 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 HUBBA-WHA?! 113 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:34,000 [ Echoing ] A REAL ADVENTURER! 114 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,000 >> HEY. 115 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 >> Flapjack: C-C-CAN I HELP YOU? 116 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 >> YES, I WAS AT THE PORTRAIT PAINTERS PICKING UP SOME OF MY 117 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:43,000 ADVENTURE GLAMOUR SHOTS WHEN I SAW THIS PAINTING. 118 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,000 >> Both: HUH? 119 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,000 >> THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PREGNANT WOMAN I'VE EVER SEEN. 120 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,000 AND I MUST MEET HER. 121 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,000 >> Bubbie: [ SNICKERING ] >> WHAT? WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 122 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 IS MY LOVE HERE OR NOT? 123 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 I MUST SPEAK WITH HER. 124 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 >> Bubbie: [ SNICKERING ] >> Flapjack: UM...K'NUCKLES 125 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,000 ISN'T PREGNANT. 126 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 >> [ GASPS ] >> Flapjack: AND HE'S A MAN. 127 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:09,000 >> [ GASPS ] N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O! 128 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:18,000 [ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ] PLEASE, ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES. 129 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:21,000 MY THERAPIST SAYS THAT I FALL IN LOVE TOO FAST. 130 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,000 AND I-I SUPPOSE SHE WAS RIGHT. 131 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,000 I'M SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME. 132 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,000 >> Bubbie: WAIT! 133 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,000 >> HMM? 134 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,000 >> Bubbie: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOR DINNER? 135 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,000 >> I DON'T KNOW. 136 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:33,000 I WOULDN'T WANT TO BORE YOU WITH MY MANY TALES OF ADVENTURE. 137 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,000 >> Bubbie: OH, I INSIST. 138 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:39,000 WE JUST LOVE ADVENTURE STORIES, DON'T WE, PUD'N? 139 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,000 >> Flapjack: [ Whimpering ] YEP! 140 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000 >> WELL, I SUPPOSE I COULD STAY. 141 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 BUT ON ONE CONDITION. 142 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,000 >> Both: WHAT? 143 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,000 >> THAT I BE ALLOWED TO HUNT AND WRESTLE OUR MEALS. 144 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 >> Flapjack: WHOA! 145 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:54,000 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] SO, THEN WHAT DID YOU DO? 146 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,000 >> WELL, I DID THE ONLY THING I COULD DO. 147 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:00,000 I SAID, "SORRY, GUY, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS YOUR HORSE." 148 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 AND THEN I WRESTLED HIM, TOO! 149 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000 [ BOTH LAUGHING MANICALLY ] >> Bubbie: [ GIGGLES ] 150 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:20,000 [ LAUGHTER STOPS ] >> K'nuckles: HUH? HMM? HMM. 151 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:25,000 >> MM-HMM. HMM. 152 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,000 WHERE ARE MY MANNERS? 153 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:30,000 HERE I AM MONOPOLIZING THE CONVERSATION, AND I FORGOT TO 154 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000 SEE IF THAT GUY ON THE COUCH HAD ANY STORIES. 155 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 >> K'nuckles: I GOT A STORY FOR YOU, YOU -- 156 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 >> Flapjack: HIS NAME'S CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, AND HE'S THE 157 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,000 GREATEST ADVENTURER EVER! 158 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,000 HE CAN EVEN DO 20 PUSH-UPS! 159 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,000 HE JUST WON'T 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO RIP HIS JACKET! 160 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:44,000 RIGHT, CAP'N? 161 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 >> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 162 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,000 >> 20? HOW ABOUT 200? 163 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:55,000 [ WHOOSH! ] YOU KNOW, SOME SAY THE ONLY 164 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,000 JACKET A TRUE ADVENTURER NEEDS IS HIS OWN MUSCLES. 165 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:06,000 >> Flapjack: OOH! 166 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:10,000 >> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ] [ CREAK! ] 167 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:15,000 [ CRACK! ] >> WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE? 168 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:21,000 >> K'nuckles: [ GASPING ] >> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES? 169 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:23,000 >> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ANGRILY ] >> Flapjack: REAL ADVENTURER 170 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,000 INVITED ME ON AN ADVENTURE, AND I WANTED TO MAKE SURE IT'S OKAY 171 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,000 WITH YOU. 172 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,000 >> K'nuckles: I DON'T CARE. 173 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,000 DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. 174 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,000 >> Flapjack: ARE YOU SURE? 175 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,000 >> K'nuckles: YES! 176 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,000 >> FLAPJACK, YOU COMING? 177 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:39,000 [ DOINK! ] [ WARBLE! ] 178 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,000 >> K'nuckles: FLAP, WAIT! HEY! 179 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:46,000 [ HORSE NEIGHING ] [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 180 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 >> Bubbie: WELL, YOU REALLY BLEW IT THIS TIME. 181 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,000 >> K'nuckles: HE'S NOT HANGING OUT WITH YOU EITHER! 182 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,000 >> Bubbie: I KNOW HE ISN'T! 183 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,000 YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW I'M STUCK IN THIS OCEAN AND CAN'T GET UP 184 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,000 ON THE DOCKS WITH MY BABY?! 185 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:00,000 BUT YOU...YOU CAN GO ANYWHERE YOU WANT WITH HIM. 186 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,000 BUT INSTEAD, YOU JUST LAY AROUND DRINKING MAPLE SYRUP, BEING ALL 187 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,000 KINDS OF LAZY! 188 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:07,000 IT'S NO WONDER HE RAN OFF LIKE HE DID. 189 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,000 CAN'T EVEN DO A PUSH-UP. 190 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:12,000 EVEN I CAN DO A PUSH-UP, AND I'M A WHALE! 191 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,000 >> K'nuckles: YOU'RE RIGHT. 192 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,000 >> Bubbie: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 193 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:18,000 >> K'nuckles: I'M GONNA USE THIS LAZY BUTT TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT! 194 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 AND WIN FLAPJACK BACK. 195 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,000 HOLD MY FEET SO I CAN DO SOME SIT-UPS, WILL YA? 196 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,000 >> Bubbie: HEY, K'NUCKLES? 197 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:26,000 >> K'nuckles: WHAT? 198 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,000 >> Bubbie: I'M PROUD OF YOU. 199 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,000 >> K'nuckles: JUST HOLD MY LEGS DOWN. 200 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,000 [ GRUNTING ] [ CREAK! ] 201 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,000 >> Bubbie: COME ON! COME ON! 202 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,000 >> K'nuckles: AAH, NUTS TO THIS! 203 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:38,000 I'M JUST GONNA GO SPY ON THEM! 204 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,000 [ RATTLING ] >> Bubbie: WHAT ARE YOU DOING 205 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,000 NOW? 206 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,000 >> K'nuckles: WELL, I CAN'T LET 'EM KNOW I'M SPYING ON THEM, CAN 207 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,000 I? 208 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 BESIDES, I DON'T WANT EVERYONE IN STORMALONG TELLING ME I'M 209 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:47,000 PREGNANT. 210 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,000 >> YOU'RE PREGNANT? 211 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,000 >> K'nuckles: NO! 212 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,000 >> AW. 213 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,000 >> ♪ HO! ♪ [ WHIP CRACKS ] 214 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,000 [ HORSE NEIGHS ] AH-WHOO-HOO-HOO! 215 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:06,000 >> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ] >> ♪ ADVENTURE IS A SAD THING ♪ 216 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:15,000 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪ ♪ DANGER ISN'T DANGEROUS ♪ 217 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:19,000 ♪ SINCE YOU LEFT HOME ♪ >> ♪ NO ♪ 218 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:22,000 >> [ NEIGHING ] >> ♪ TRY TO FIGHT IT ♪ 219 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:27,000 ♪ TRY TO HIDE IT ♪ ♪ BUT EVERYWHERE I GO I FIND 220 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:32,000 THAT ♪ ♪ ADVENTURE IS SAD THING ♪ 221 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:36,000 ♪ WITHOUT YOU ♪ ♪ WITHOUT YOU ♪ 222 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:42,000 [ WHISTLING ] >> [ NEIGHING ] 223 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:46,000 >> [ WHISTLING CONTINUES ] >> K'nuckles: [ PANTING ] 224 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,000 FLAPJACK! 225 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,000 FLAP! 226 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:56,000 >> ♪ A SAD THING WITHOUT YOU ♪ >> K'nuckles: [ SOBBING ] 227 00:09:56,000 --> 00:10:03,000 [ DISTANT LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ] 228 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,000 >> Flapjack: WHOO! 229 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 >> OH! 230 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:10,000 SO...FLAPJACK, WE'VE BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER 231 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:10,000 LATELY. 232 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 >> Flapjack: YEAH! 233 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,000 >> [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] YEAH, AND IT'S BEEN GREAT. 234 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:20,000 AND, WELL, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO ASK YOU. 235 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:25,000 WILL YOU...SET SAIL WITH ME? 236 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,000 >> Flapjack: Yes. 237 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,000 >> K'nuckles: NO! 238 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:33,000 [ SOBBING ] >> Flapjack: "YES" IS WHAT I 239 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,000 WOULD SAY... 240 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,000 >> K'nuckles: HUH? 241 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,000 >> Flapjack: ...IF I WANTED TO GO WITH YOU. 242 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,000 I CAN'T LEAVE BUBBIE AND K'NUCKLES. 243 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:44,000 ADVENTURING WITH YOU HAS BEEN A LOT OF FUN, BUT I BELONG HERE IN 244 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 STORMALONG...FOR NOW. 245 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:49,000 >> I...I UNDERSTAND. 246 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:52,000 BUT, FLAPJACK, DO YOU THINK WE COULD STILL BE -- 247 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,000 [ DOOR SLAMS ] FLAPJACK? 248 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,000 >> Flapjack: [ GIGGLES ] K'NUCKIE! 249 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:00,000 >> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: WHAT ARE YOU DOING 250 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,000 IN THIS COSTUME? 251 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,000 >> K'nuckles: AH, NOTHING. 252 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,000 WHERE'S CAPTAIN HAIRDO? 253 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,000 I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME TOGETHER. 254 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,000 >> Flapjack: HIS ADVENTURES ALWAYS WENT WELL. 255 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 AND, WELL, THEY WEREN'T VERY MUCH FUN. 256 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,000 [ LAUGHS ] WHAT FUN'S THAT? 257 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,000 [ BOTH LAUGH ] >> K'nuckles: COME ON, LET'S GO 258 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,000 TO THE CANDY BARREL AND TELL EVERYONE I'M PREGNANT SO WE CAN 259 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,000 CUT IN LINE! 260 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:23,000 [ LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: I DON'T KNOW. 261 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,000 YOU LOOK SKINNY. 262 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING OUT? 263 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,000 [ DISTANT LAUGHTER ] >> Flapjack: [ LAUGHING ] 264 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,000 >> K'nuckles: OH, YOU HAVE SOME RAINBOW ON YA. 265 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,000 [ TWINKLE! ] OOH, NOW IT'S ON ME! 266 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:54,000 >> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ] LOOK! IT'S SWANS! 267 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,000 AND WHERE THERE'S SWANS, THERE'S HAPPY SONGS! 268 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:00,000 >> K'nuckles: I WANT TO GO THERE! 269 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:04,000 [ BOTH LAUGH ] >> ♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 270 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ >> K'nuckles: ♪ LA LA LA ♪ 271 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000 ♪ LA LA LA LA ♪ [ SWANS QUACK ] 272 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,000 ♪ LA LA LA LA ♪ ♪ LA LA LA ♪ 273 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,000 >> Flapjack: Use your inside voice. 274 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,000 >> K'nuckles: OOPSIES! 275 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,000 >> ♪ LA LA LA ♪ ♪ LA LA LA ♪ 276 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,000 ♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪ [ RUMBLING ] 277 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,000 >> Flapjack: IT'S THE MOODY MANTICORE THAT WANTS TO DESTROY 278 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,000 OUR HAPPINESS ON HAPPY ISLAND! 279 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,000 >> [ ROARS ] >> K'nuckles: DON'T LET HIM HAVE 280 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,000 MY HAPPINESS, FLAPPY! 281 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,000 >> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY. 282 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,000 I'LL PROTECT IT. 283 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000 >> K'nuckles: HOW?! 284 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 >> Flapjack: WITH MY TICKLING! 285 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000 [ TICKLE! TICKLE! TICKLE! ] [ TICKLE! TICKLE! TICKLE! ] 286 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:39,000 >> [ LAUGHING ] THANK YOU, ADVENTURER! 287 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000 I DON'T FEEL MOODY ANYMORE! 288 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:45,000 CAN I HAVE SOME MORE OF YOUR FABULOUS TICKLES? 289 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,000 [ TICKLE! TICKLE! TICKLE! ] >> Bubbie: AND THEY ALL LIVED 290 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000 HAPPILY EVER AFTER ON HAPPY ISLAND. 291 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000 THE END. 292 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,000 >> Flapjack: YAY! 293 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:56,000 I LOVE THE PART WHERE YOU HAVE ME BLOW THE BIG BUBBLES, BUT 294 00:12:56,000 --> 00:13:00,000 K'NUCKLES WAS TOO SCARED TO GET IN, AND I TOLD HIM HE WAS ACTING 295 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 LIKE A BABY 'CAUSE HE WAS! 296 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,000 BUT THEN HE DIDN'T CARE, AND WE BOTH STARTED TICKLING! 297 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:11,000 [ LAUGHS ] YOU TOLD THAT SO GOOD, BUBBIE. 298 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:14,000 [ SNIFFLES ] WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE PART, 299 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:14,000 CAP'N? 300 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,000 >> K'nuckles: I HATE BEDTIME FABLES. 301 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,000 >> Bubbie: THEY'RE NOT FABLES. 302 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,000 THEY'RE SUCCULENT STORIES THAT WHISK YOU AWAY TO MAGICAL 303 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,000 PLACES. 304 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 >> K'nuckles: WELL, THEY'RE NOT SO MAGICAL TO ME! 305 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000 YOU ALWAYS MAKE FLAP THE HERO! 306 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000 AND I ALWAYS SOUND LIKE A BIG BABY! 307 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,000 >> Bubbie: REALLY? 308 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:30,000 I NEVER NOTICED. 309 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000 >> K'nuckles: AND WHAT'S WITH THE HAPPY ENDINGS ALL THE TIME? 310 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,000 THAT ONE HAD THE WORST HAPPY ENDING EVER. 311 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,000 I MEAN, WHAT? 312 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,000 WE DEFEATED A VENOMOUS MANTICORE WITH -- WITH TICKLERS? 313 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000 THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN! 314 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,000 >> Bubbie: FINE. 315 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,000 OKAY, HERE'S ONE WITH AN UNHAPPY ENDING. 316 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:49,000 ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A LONELY SKIFF ADRIFT AT SEA IN A 317 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,000 STORM. 318 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000 >> Flapjack: CLOSE YOUR EYES, CAP'N. 319 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,000 It feels more real that way. 320 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000 >> K'nuckles: OHH. 321 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000 [ HARP PLAYS ] >> Flapjack: OKAY, BUBBIE, WE'RE 322 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,000 HERE. 323 00:13:59,000 --> 00:13:59,000 NOW WHAT? 324 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,000 >> K'nuckles: YEAH! 325 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000 THIS DOESN'T SEEM TOO STORMY! 326 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 >> Bubbie: THERE WERE 5-FOOT WAVES. 327 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,000 >> K'nuckles: EH. 328 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,000 >> Bubbie: 10-FOOT WAVES? 329 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,000 >> Flapjack: WHOA! 330 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000 >> K'nuckles: EH. 331 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 >> Bubbie: 100-FOOT WAVES! 332 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000 >> K'nuckles: NOW WE'RE TALKING! 333 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,000 >> Bubbie: AND THE SAILS WERE... 334 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,000 TATTERED! 335 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,000 >> K'nuckles: TATTERED? 336 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,000 >> Bubbie: ON FIRE! 337 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000 >> K'nuckles: YEAH! 338 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,000 >> Flapjack: OH, MY GOODNESS! 339 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000 >> K'nuckles: I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING! 340 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,000 >> Flapjack: THEN WHAT HAPPENED? 341 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000 >> Bubbie: UH...UH... 342 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000 >> K'nuckles: BRING HER HOME, BUBBIE! 343 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000 >> Bubbie: A-A-AND THEN... 344 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,000 FLAPJACK USES HIS TICKLERS! 345 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000 >> K'nuckles: WHAT?! 346 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,000 >> Flapjack: TICKLING! 347 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,000 YIPPEE! 348 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:40,000 [ LAUGHS ] >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 349 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,000 >> Flapjack: WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! 350 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000 WHOOPEE! 351 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:48,000 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] BUNNIES! 352 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,000 [ GIGGLING ] >> K'nuckles: YOU'RE RUINING 353 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,000 THIS, KID! 354 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,000 >> Bubbie: I GUESS I CAN'T TELL STORIES WITH UNHAPPY ENDINGS. 355 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000 >> K'nuckles: WHATEVER! 356 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,000 I'M LEAVING! 357 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,000 >> Flapjack: WAIT. 358 00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,000 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 359 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000 >> K'nuckles: TO THE OPPOSITE OF HERE! 360 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,000 COME ON! 361 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:08,000 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] I USED TO COME HERE AS A KID, 362 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,000 LISTEN TO STORIES ABOUT LIFE, REAL LIFE. 363 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:14,000 NO BUNNIES OR RAINBOWS, I'LL TELL YA THAT MUCH. 364 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000 >> [ Echoing ] GATHER ROUND. 365 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000 AND SHUT YOUR EYES! 366 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:21,000 I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOU LOOKING AT ME WHILE I'M TELLING STORIES! 367 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:25,000 THIS BE THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME. 368 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,000 IT WAS 40 YEARS AGO TONIGHT. 369 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:30,000 I WAS ON A WRECKING SHIP IN THE SEA OF TEETH. 370 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:35,000 MY ACCOMMODATIONS WERE ECONOMY CLASS. 371 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:39,000 YOU'VE BEEN AT SEA FOR NEARLY EIGHT MONTHS. 372 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:43,000 YOU'RE OUT OF FOOD...AND WATER. 373 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,000 >> AAH! AAH! 374 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,000 >> AAH! AAH! 375 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:51,000 YOUR MASTER WAS SICK WITH THE SCURVY, SO WEAK HE COULD BARELY 376 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000 LIFT YOUR WHIP. 377 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:56,000 >> [ Voice breaking ] COME ON, YOU GUYS, ROW! 378 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,000 >> AND THEN THINGS GOT BAD. 379 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,000 [ CRASH! ] WE BUMPED INTO A SEA MONSTER. 380 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,000 >> [ HOWLING ] >> HE GRABBED OUR SHIP AND 381 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000 LIFTED IT OUT OF THE WATER. 382 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,000 >> [ ROARS ] >> IT WAS A HORRIFIC SIGHT! 383 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:14,000 I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT. 384 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,000 USE THE TICKLERS! 385 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,000 [ TICKLE! TICKLE! TICKLE! ] >> [ LAUGHING ] 386 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:23,000 [ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHING INTENSIFIES ] 387 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:26,000 >> K'nuckles: HOW WAS THAT THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED 388 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:26,000 YOU YA?! 389 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000 >> 'CAUSE MY OAR BROKE? 390 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 >> K'nuckles: COME ON, FLAP! 391 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,000 THAT PLACE HAS CHANGED. 392 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,000 WHERE ELSE CAN WE GO TO GET AN UNHAPPY ENDING? 393 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000 >> Flapjack: HOW ABOUT DR. BARBER'S? 394 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000 >> K'nuckles: YEAH, PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS LEAVING THAT PLACE 395 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000 CRYING. 396 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,000 [ RATTLE! ] >> HMM. HMM. 397 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000 [ BELL RINGS ] AH, CUSTOMERS. 398 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 399 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 >> Flapjack: DO YOU HAVE ANY STORIES? 400 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:52,000 >> SURGERY? 401 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000 >> Flapjack: NO, JUST STORIES. 402 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:58,000 >> K'nuckles: YEAH, ONE WITH AN UNHAPPY ENDING. 403 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000 >> HMM. 404 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,000 AH! 405 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:05,000 SO, THERE'S THESE TWO GUYS -- K'NUCKLES -- K'NUPPLES -- 406 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000 K'NAPPLES AND JACKFLAP. 407 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:11,000 AND THEY THINK THEY WANT A STORY. 408 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:16,000 BUT WHAT THEY REALLY WANT IS SURGERY. 409 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:20,000 THEY DRINK SOME OF DR. BARBER'S TEA AND FALL ASLEEP. 410 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000 AND WHEN THEY WAKE UP... 411 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,000 SURGERY! 412 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,000 >> WOOF! WOOF! 413 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000 >> WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA? 414 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:33,000 >> K'nuckles: I WANTED AN UNHAPPY ENDING, NOT A CREEPSHOW. 415 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,000 >> I HEARD YOU BOYS WERE LOOKING FOR UNHAPPY ENDINGS. 416 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000 >> K'nuckles: YEAH, DO YOU GOT SOME? 417 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,000 [ HARP PLAYS ] >> NO, MY LIFE'S AWESOME. 418 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:45,000 BUT WHY DON'T YOU TRY THE CANDY BARREL? 419 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000 >> HMM. 420 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,000 SO, STORIES WITH UNHAPPY ENDINGS, HUH? 421 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000 SORRY, FELLAS. 422 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000 ALL MY STORIES ARE... 423 00:17:53,000 --> 00:18:00,000 [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ] [ SIGHS ] 424 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000 ...FUNNY. 425 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,000 CANDY WIFE, DO YOU GOT ANY? 426 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 YEAH, TELL 'EM THAT ONE! 427 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE PART WITH THE FISH. 428 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:18,000 SHE ALWAYS LEAVES OUT THE FISH. 429 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000 >> THE ENDING TO THE STORY IS THE BEST PART. 430 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000 >> K'nuckles: BECAUSE IT'S UNHAPPY? 431 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,000 >> NO, BECAUSE IT ENDS WHERE IT STARTED. 432 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,000 YOU SEE, IT'S A CYCLICAL ENDING. 433 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:30,000 >> K'nuckles: [ GROWLS ] >> THAT'S NOT REALLY AN ENDING. 434 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000 IT'S MORE OF A TAGLINE. 435 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:36,000 >> K'nuckles: [ GROWLS ] >> THAT'S THE BEST IRONIC ENDING 436 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000 EVER! 437 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000 >> NICE POETIC ENDING. 438 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:42,000 >> I KNOW A PYRRHIC ENDING WHEN I HEAR ONE! 439 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000 >> I LOVE FIRST-PERSON ENDINGS. 440 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 >> THAT ENDING MAKES ME BLUSH! 441 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000 >> K'nuckles: AAH! 442 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,000 AAH! WHY?! 443 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000 >> Flapjack: CAP'N! CAP'N! 444 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,000 >> K'nuckles: SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO 445 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000 APPRECIATES SADNESS. 446 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,000 I JUST WANT AN UNHAPPY STORY, FLAPPY. 447 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,000 >> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] YOU SHOULD TELL IT, CAP'N. 448 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000 >> K'nuckles: ME?! 449 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000 >> Flapjack: YEAH, YOU'RE THE UNHAPPIEST GUY I KNOW. 450 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,000 >> K'nuckles: YEAH, I'M THE UNHAPPIEST GUY I KNOW, TOO. 451 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,000 >> Flapjack: SO THEN DO IT. 452 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000 >> K'nuckles: YOU REALLY THINK I'M UP TO IT? 453 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000 >> Flapjack: MM-HMM. 454 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 >> K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT, I'M DOING IT! 455 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000 BUT FIRST... 456 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:25,000 [ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ] [ WARBLE! ] 457 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000 [ WHISTLE! ] CLOSE YOUR EYES! 458 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,000 ONCE, THERE WAS -- >> Flapjack: YOU'RE COMING, TOO, 459 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000 RIGHT? 460 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000 >> K'nuckles: OH, RIGHT, OF COURSE. 461 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,000 ONCE, THERE WAS... 462 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000 WHERE'S THE UNHAPPINESS? 463 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000 >> Flapjack: You have to make it up. 464 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:42,000 >> K'nuckles: OH, UH... 465 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000 IT WAS DARK. 466 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,000 [ CRICKETS CHIRPING ] WE'RE IN A FIELD! 467 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,000 THERE'S STORM CLOUDS AND TREES! 468 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000 DEAD TREES! 469 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000 HOW AM I DOING? 470 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000 >> Flapjack: IT'S PRETTY UNHAPPY! 471 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000 [ LAUGHS ] >> K'nuckles: THEN WHY ARE YOU 472 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000 LAUGHING? 473 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000 FORGET THE FIELDS! 474 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,000 WE'RE IN A...CEMETERY... 475 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:08,000 AND SURROUNDED BY THE HOWLING OF DOGS...AND LIVING SKELETON 476 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 WARRIORS FROM DEATH ISLAND! 477 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,000 AND THEY'RE CLAWING FROM THEIR GRAVES! 478 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:18,000 >> [ SCREECHING ] >> K'nuckles: WHOO! 479 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,000 NOW WE'RE TALKING. 480 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000 AND THERE'S A CYCLOPS... 481 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,000 AND A GIANT SQUID! 482 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,000 WHOA, WATCH IT THERE, BUDDY. 483 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000 THAT WAS A LITTLE TOO CLOSE. 484 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,000 HEY! 485 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,000 >> [ GROWLING ] >> Flapjack: CAP'N! 486 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 >> K'nuckles: FLAP? 487 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:39,000 >> [ SCREECHING ] >> K'nuckles: RUN! 488 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:43,000 >> [ SCREECHING ] >> Flapjack: WHAT DO WE DO, 489 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000 CAP'N? 490 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000 >> K'nuckles: LET'S END THIS STORY! 491 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:49,000 AND THEY LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER! 492 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,000 [ SCREECHING AND HOWLING ] AND THEY LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER 493 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000 AFTER! 494 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,000 AND THEY LIVED UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER! 495 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:08,000 [ SCREECHING AND HOWLING ] I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT I COULD 496 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,000 SURE USE ONE OF THEM HAPPY ENDINGS! 497 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000 >> Flapjack: I got an idea. 498 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000 TICKLERS! 499 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 >> K'nuckles: WE'RE DEAD. 500 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000 [ TICKLE! TICKLE! TICKLE! ] >> Flapjack: [ WHIMPERS ] 501 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000 I NEED MORE TICKLERS, CAP'N! 502 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,000 >> [ SCREECHING ] >> K'nuckles: MY TICKLERS ARE 503 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000 BUSY! 504 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:30,000 >> YOU CAN BORROW MINE! 505 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:34,000 >> Flapjack: MANTICORE! 506 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:38,000 [ TICKLE! TICKLE! TICKLE! ] [ TICKLE! TICKLE! TICKLE! ] 507 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,000 >> [ LAUGHS ] [ POP! ] 508 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000 >> [ LAUGHS ] [ POP! ] 509 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,000 >> [ LAUGHS ] [ POP! ] 510 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000 >> [ LAUGHS ] [ POP! ] 511 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 >> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ] [ POP! ] 512 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000 >> [ LAUGHS ] [ POP! ] 513 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,000 [ TRUMPET PLAYS ] >> [ SCREECHING ] 514 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000 >> K'nuckles: AAH! 515 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000 >> [ LAUGHS ] [ POP! ] 516 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:02,000 [ LAUGHTER ] >> [ ROARS ] 517 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,000 [ TICKLE! TICKLE! TICKLE! ] [ GIGGLES ] 518 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:10,000 [ TWINKLE! ] >> Flapjack: THANK YOU, 519 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000 MANTICORE. 520 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000 >> K'nuckles: HOW DID YOU KNOW WE WERE HERE? 521 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000 >> SHE TOLD ME. 522 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000 >> Flapjack: BUBBIE! 523 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000 >> K'nuckles: I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU. 524 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000 I SCARED MYSELF. 525 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,000 [ SLURP! ] >> Bubbie: AND HE LIVED 526 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,000 UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER. 527 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 THE END. 528 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:31,000 >> K'nuckles: ♪ ADVENTURE IS A SAD THING ♪ 529 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:35,000 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪ ♪ OH, YEAH ♪ 530 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:42,000 ♪ DANGER ISN'T DANGEROUS ♪ ♪ SINCE YOU LEFT HOME ♪ 531 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:47,000 ♪ NO, NO ♪ ♪ ADVENTURING'S A SAD THING ♪ 532 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,000 ♪ WITHOUT YOU ♪ ♪ WITHOUT YOU ♪ 533 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:56,000 >> Flapjack: AY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AY! 38376

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