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>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

HEY, FLAPJACK.

COME WITH ME!

WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED ISLAND? ♪

♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪ >> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T

NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪

>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND RISKY ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS AND FREE ♪

>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE, THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪

>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.

>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪ >> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪

[ SPLASH ]

>> Flapjack: HEY, CAP'N!

CANNONBALL!

>> K'nuckles: WOW, THAT WAS REALLY GREAT, FLAPJACK!

YOU SOAKED ME!

[ LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: OH, CAP'N, THIS

SECRET SWIMMING HOLE IS A SLICE OF HEAVEN!

>> K'nuckles: AND?

AND?!

>> Flapjack: IT'S A SECRET SWIMMING HOLE.

>> K'nuckles: RIGHT.

>> Flapjack: AND NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT IT.

>> K'nuckles: RIGHT!

>> Flapjack: EXCEPT FOR THAT GUY.

>> K'nuckles: HUBBA, HUBBA, HUBBA, HUBBA, HA-WHAT?!

[ LAUGHS ] THAT'S JUST A SILLY LITTLE MONKEY.

[ LAUGHS ] WHAT'S HE GOT THERE?

>> Flapjack: CAP'N, IT'S YOUR HAT!

>> [ SNIFFS ] >> K'nuckles: HEY, THAT'S MY

HAT!

>> [ SHRIEKS ] >> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLES ]

>> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY, CAP'N.

I'LL GET YOU A NEW HAT.

>> K'nuckles: FLAP, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

THAT'S MY CAPTAIN'S HAT!

IT'S IRREPLACEABLE!

>> HATS FOR SALE!

DELICIOUS HATS FOR SALE!

>> K'nuckles: CAN I HAVE A CAPTAIN'S HAT?

>> HANG ON A SEC.

SHOO! SHOO!

HERE YOU GO.

HERE'S YOUR HAT.

>> K'nuckles: I'M A CAPTAIN!

AND THEY DON'T GIVE THOSE HATS TO JUST ANYONE.

>> Flapjack: COME ON, CAP'N.

PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON.

>> K'nuckles: WHY?

>> Flapjack: BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA FIND THAT HAT.

HERE, MONKEY!

HERE, MONKEY!

>> K'nuckles: HERE, MONKEY.

>> Flapjack: HERE, MONKEY!

>> K'nuckles: HERE, MONKEY!

>> Flapjack: HERE, MONKEY!

>> K'nuckles: I ALREADY YELLED OVER THERE.

>> Flapjack: OH, SORRY.

LET'S SEE.

I YELLED OVER THERE, AND I YELLED UP THERE.

AND YOU YELLED THERE.

HERE, MONKEY!

>> [ SHRIEKS ] [ SHRIEKS ]

>> K'nuckles: I'LL END HIM!

[ GRUNTING ] WHAT THE...?

I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW TOUGH YOU ARE WITH ME UNTIED.

WHOA!

WHOO-OO.

AND I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW TOUGH YOU ARE WITH YOU NOT STANDING ON

MY SPINE.

[ CLUNKS ] >> Flapjack: CAP'N, I DID IT!

I GOT YOUR HAT!

>> [ SHRIEKING ] >> Flapjack: WHAT'S HE DOING?

>> K'nuckles: SOUNDS LIKE SOME SORT OF DERANGED MATING CALL.

>> [ SHRIEKING STOPS ] [ ALL GRUNTING ]

>> Flapjack: CAP'N?

>> K'nuckles: UH, I'M THINKING.

>> Flapjack: CAP'N?

>> K'nuckles: STILL THINKING.

[ ALL SHRIEKING ] >> Flapjack: CAP'N?

>> K'nuckles: STILL...THINKING.

I HAVE AN IDEA!

[ SHRIEKING STOPS ] WE SURRENDER.

[ LAUGHTER ] WELL, BOY, WE BEEN IN A LOT OF

SOUPS, BUT THIS IS THE SOUPIEST.

>> Flapjack: HEY!

[ GROANS ] >> K'nuckles: YAAH!

AVERT YOUR EYES, FLAP!

>> STOP!

>> K'nuckles: WHAT IS IT?

>> Flapjack: IT'S A WOMAN.

>> PLEASE, CAMERON.

THEY MEAN YOU NO HARM.

THEY'RE HUMAN LIKE ME.

>> [ CHATTERS ] >> Flapjack: THEY'RE FREEING US.

>> PHEW!

THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.

HELLO!

I'M DR. PROCTOR.

DR. MATTHEW PROCTOR.

>> Flapjack: DOCTOR?

>> K'nuckles: MATTHEW?

>> [ LAUGHS ] YES!

I TOOK SOME TEASING AT UNIVERSITY FOR MY UNUSUAL FIRST

NAME, BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU, I'M ALL WOMAN, MR...

>> Flapjack: HEY, HE'S NO MISTER.

HE'S A CAP'N.

>> OH, A CAPTAIN!

[ CHUCKLES ] HMM.

>> Flapjack: AND I'M FLAPJACK.

>> WELL, YOU'RE BOTH LUCKY TO BE ALIVE.

CHIMPANZEES CAN BE VERY TERRITORIAL.

>> Flapjack: CHIMPANZEES?

>> K'nuckles: FANCY WORD FOR MONKEY.

>> [ LAUGHING ] NOT TRUE, CAPTAIN.

I'VE BEEN STUDYING THESE GENTLE CREATURES FOR EIGHT YEARS,

LIVING AMONGST THEM, AND I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT THEY ARE IN FACT

CHIMPANZEES.

>> K'nuckles: LOOK, STOP BLABBING ABOUT YOURSELF FOR A

SECOND.

ONE OF THOSE WHATEVER-YOU-CALL-ITS TOOK MY

HAT.

>> Flapjack: CAN YOU HELP US?

>> WELL, LET ME ASK CAMERON.

CAMERON!

>> Flapjack: YOU TALK TO 'EM?!

>> I COMMUNICATE WITH THEM USING A COMPLEX SYSTEM OF HAND

GESTURES.

OKAY, CAMERON.

TWO WORDS, FIRST WORD -- HMM.

I'M A CAPTAIN.

I'M A CAPTAIN.

YES, CAMERON!

[ LAUGHS ] YES!

HE UNDERSTANDS.

>> Flapjack: WOW.

>> OKAY -- SECOND WORD.

MM...H-HAT.

CAPTAIN'S HAT.

CAPTAIN'S HAT.

[ LAUGHS ] YES, CAMERON!

OH, YOU'RE SO SMART.

YES!

FOR THAT, YOU GET ONE KISS.

[ SMOOCHING ] HE'S BEING GRUMPY.

>> K'nuckles: WHERE'S MY HAT?

>> CAMERON, WHERE...IS THE CAPTAIN'S...HAT?

[ RATTLE! RATTLE! ] OH, MY.

>> K'nuckles: WHAT?

>> IT SEEMS THE SUPREME LEADER TOOK IT TO THE SACRED PLACE.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, CAMERON?

[ RATTLE! RATTLE! ] [ LAUGHS ]

YES, CAMERON!

WHO WANTS A KISSY KISS?

>> Flapjack: WELL, NOW, SHE'S AN INTERESTING CHARACTER.

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, I DON'T LIKE THIS WOMAN.

>> Flapjack: BECAUSE SHE, UH, LIKES ANIMALS?

>> K'nuckles: NO.

BECAUSE SHE'S A KNOW-IT-ALL.

I HATE KNOW-IT-ALLS.

BUT I NEED HER TO GUIDE ME TO THE SACRED PLACE IN ORDER TO

RECLAIM MY HAT.

I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO THE HARDEST THING A MAN CAN DO -- BE NICE TO

A WOMAN WHO THINKS SHE'S AS SMART AS ME.

>> THANK YOU, CAMERON.

[ SLURPS ] AHH.

DO YOU NOT DRINK TEA, CAPTAIN?

>> K'nuckles: NOT WHEN IT'S PREPARED BY MONKEYS, I DON'T.

>> CHIMPANZEES, CAPTAIN.

Chimpanzees.

>> K'nuckles: RIGHT.

[ CHIMPANZEES CHATTERING ] >> [ CRUNCHES ]

WHICH REMINDS ME OF ANOTHER STORY FROM UNIVERSITY.

>> K'nuckles: OH, BOY.

>> DO MY STORIES BORE YOU, CAPTAIN?

>> K'nuckles: UH, NO, NO.

I LIKE STORIES.

>> I LIKE YOU.

>> K'nuckles: WHAT?

>> [ CHUCKLES ] WHAT IS IT, CAMERON?

[ RATTLE! RATTLE! ] OH, WE'VE MADE IT TO THE SACRED

PLACE.

>> Flapjack: Look, Cap'n.

The sacred place is an active volcano.

>> K'nuckles: YEAH.

I GUESS THAT'S OUR GUY UP THERE.

>> CHIMPANZEE!

[ Singsong voice ] EXCUSE ME, SUPREME LEADER!

HI!

UM, THE CAPTAIN WANTS...

[ CHUCKLES ] WANTS!

...HIS HAT BACK.

>> [ GRUNTS ] >> OH, OKAY.

HE SAYS FIRST YOU MUST CROSS THE VINE OF DEATH.

>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S THE VINE OF DEATH?

>> IT'S RIGHT DOWN THERE.

>> Flapjack: CAP'N, I'M SCARED.

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

THAT HAT WAS GIVEN TO ME BY A GREAT MAN, A GREAT MAN WHO

RECOGNIZED MY GREATNESS.

AND IF THAT CHIMP UP THERE WANTS ME TO CROSS A DEATH VINE, WELL,

THEN MY HAT'S OFF TO HIM.

>> Flapjack: LITERALLY.

[ LAVA BUBBLING ] >> Flapjack: CAP'N!

BE CAREFUL!

>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLING ] AAH!

[ BOTH GASP ] AAAAH!

AAH!

[ WHIP! WHIP! ] UH, A LITTLE HELP.

>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ] >> K'nuckles: WHOA!

OOF!

>> Flapjack: WHOO!

>> All: WHOO!

[ CHATTERING ] >> Flapjack: YOU DID IT, CAP'N.

[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> YES, YOU CERTAINLY DID!

>> Flapjack: WHAT'S WRONG, DR. PROCTOR?

>> I'VE SPENT EIGHT YEARS TRAINING THESE CREATURES, AND

NOW LOOK AT THEM.

ALL MY HARD WORK RUINED!

WELL, HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL, CAPTAIN?!

>> K'nuckles: HONESTLY...

[CHUCKLES] I DON'T REALLY CARE.

[ LAUGHS ] I GOT MY HAT BACK!

>> WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!

I'M GOING TO TELL THE SUPREME LEADER TO KEEP YOUR HAT.

>> Flapjack: CAP'N, DO SOMETHING!

>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ] >> OH!

UNHAND ME, CAPTAIN!

>> K'nuckles: NEVER!

>> YOU CAN'T SILENCE THESE FINGERS!

>> K'nuckles: YAH!

>> AAAAH!

[ FLAMES ROAR ] >> K'nuckles: OH, NO, FLAPJACK,

WHAT DID I -- >> I'M OKAY!

I LANDED SAFELY ON THIS GIANT SLAB.

[ CHUCKLES ] WHICH REMINDS ME OF A STORY

FROM UNIVERSITY-Y-Y-Y-Y...

>> THANKS.

>> K'nuckles: YOU CAN TALK?

>> YEAH.

WE JUST DON'T TALK AROUND HER.

SHE'S SO ANNOYING.

ALWAYS TALK ABOUT UNIVERSITY.

ALWAYS TRY TO GIVE US KISSES AND BACK RUBS.

KIND OF A DRAG, YOU KNOW?

>> K'nuckles: YEAH, YEAH, SURE.

>> MY NAME ISN'T EVEN CAMERON.

IT'S GEORGE.

>> SHE WILL NOT BE MISSED.

HERE.

>> K'nuckles: MY HAT!

>> OUR EIGHT-YEAR NIGHTMARE IS FINALLY OVER!

[ ALL SHRIEK ] >> K'nuckles: LOOK, FLAP.

I'M A CAPTAIN AGAIN!

>> Flapjack: LOOKING GOOD, SIR.

>> ...Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!

UGH!

HI!

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

[ BUFFALO GRUNTS ]

>> K'nuckles: AW, THERE'S NOTHING GOOD IN THIS TRASH

BARREL, EITHER.

THIS IS A HORRIBLE TRASH DAY.

GO OVER AND SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING GOOD IN

PEPPERMINT LARRY'S BARRELS.

>> Flapjack: OH, MY GOODNESS, CAP'N!

QUICK, COME AND SEE!

>> K'nuckles: IT BETTER BE MORE THAN A WET NAPKIN THIS TIME,

FLAP.

>> Flapjack: LOOK, CAPTAIN!

[ POP! ] >> K'nuckles: IT'S AN ENTIRE

BARREL OF CANDY, BOY!

PEPPERMINT MUST HAVE PUT THIS OUT HERE BY MISTAKE.

HELP ME MOVE THIS TO SOME PLACE SAFE.

>> Flapjack: HOW COME I ONLY GET ONE PIECE AND YOU GET THE WHOLE

BARREL?

>> K'nuckles: YOU CAN'T JUST GO EATING A BUNCH OF CANDY LIKE ME

JUST LIKE THAT.

[ Mouthful ] I'VE BEEN EATING CANDY FOR A LOT MORE YEARS THAN

YOU, FLAP.

BESIDES, I'M TWICE AS BIG AS YOU.

IF A BOY YOUR SIZE ATE THIS MUCH CANDY, IT'D GIVE HIM THE, UH...

UM...

CANDY FLU.

>> Flapjack: AW, COME ON.

I CAN HANDLE ONE MORE PIECE.

[ DING! ] THANKS, CAP'N.

>> K'nuckles: WE'RE GONNA BE TALKING ABOUT THIS NIGHT FOR

YEARS TO COME, KID.

[ BOTH LAUGHING ] YEP, THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HIM.

[ LAUGHS ] [ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]

DID I EVER TELL YOU YOU WERE MY BEST PAL EVER?

>> Flapjack: YEAH.

>> K'nuckles: I DID?!

WHEN DID I TELL YOU THAT?

>> Flapjack: YOU TELL ME THAT EVERY TIME YOU EAT A LOT OF

CANDY.

>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS, COUGHS ] HERE'S TO CANDY.

[ COUGHS ] [ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]

AND I'LL TELL YOU ANOTHER THING -- I DON'T CARE WHAT

THAT LOLLY POOPDECK SAYS, I'M A DARN-GOOD ADVENTURER, FLAPJACK!

YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN THOSE BUCKETS OF HIS?

>> Flapjack: WATER?

>> K'nuckles: NO, HIS TEARS!

THAT'S RIGHT -- POOP'S A CRYBABY!

AND DON'T FORGET IT!

[ CRYING ] [ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]

I LOVE YOU AND BUBBIE SO MUCH, FLAP.

[ CRYING ] [ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]

>> Flapjack: HEY, CAP'N.

YOU AWAKE?

>> K'nuckles: CANDY.

I WANT CANDY.

CANDY.

>> Flapjack: THERE IS NO MORE CANDY.

YOU ATE IT ALL.

>> K'nuckles: CANDY!

CANDY! CANDY!

>> Flapjack: CAP'N!

OH, NO!

THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH CAP'N K'NUCKLES.

>> PERHAPS HE NEEDS AN OPERATION.

>> K'nuckles: I NEED CANDY.

JUST A TASTE.

>> Flapjack: CAP'N, GET UP!

>> K'nuckles: A TALKING LOLLIPOP?

WHERE HAVE I BEEN ALL YOUR LIFE?

>> Flapjack: AAH!

CAP'N, NO!

>> COME QUICK, MEN.

HE'S GOT THE CANDY ROT.

>> K'nuckles: NO, STOP!

>> Flapjack: WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?

>> HMM, K'NUCKLES IS GRAVELY ILL INDEED.

HE MUST BE CURED OR HE WILL ROT FROM THE INSIDE OUT!

>> Flapjack: AAH!

>> K'nuckles: I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT!

MY ONLY PROBLEM IS SEA SKUNKS LIKE YOU RUIN ALL ME --

>> YES, A BAD CASE, INDEED.

FULL-BLOWN DENIAL, HMM.

A PERFECT CANDIDATE FOR MY EXPERIMENTAL CANDY SURGERY.

>> Flapjack: NO!

>> FIRST, WE MASSAGE THE TEETH.

NEXT WE POLISH THE TONGUE, THEN FILL THE STOMACH WITH LAVA ROCK,

HMM.

THEN A NEST OF WASPS TO CLOSE OFF THE THROAT!

AFTER A FEW HUNDRED STITCHES, WE'LL SEE IF HE STILL HAS A

TASTE FOR SWEETS.

>> Flapjack: NO.

THERE MUST BE ANOTHER CURE.

[ CRYING ] WHAT IF I KEEP HIM AWAY FROM

CANDY?

>> YES, I SUPPOSE THAT MIGHT WORK, TOO.

DON'T GIVE HIM ANY SUGAR TILL HE STOPS CRAVING CANDY.

AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, THERE'S ALWAYS SURGERY!

>> K'nuckles: Psst!

FLAP, WAKE UP.

IT'S JUST A BAD DREAM.

>> Flapjack: HUH?!

>> K'nuckles: YOU WERE TALKING IN YOUR SLEEP AGAIN, BOY.

>> Flapjack: I WAS?

>> K'nuckles: SURE WERE.

SCREAMING ABOUT SURGERY AND ME WITH THE CANDY ROT.

[ LAUGHS ] WHAT, DO YOU THINK OLD K'NUCKLES

CAN'T EAT A LITTLE SUGAR?

IT WAS JUST YOUR IMAGINATION, BOY.

>> Flapjack: THEN WHY ARE YOU TIED IN THIS WHEELCHAIR?

>> K'nuckles: OH, WELL, UH, YOU SEE, UH, YOU WERE SLEEPWALKING,

AND, UM -- WELL, THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS I'M FINE.

>> Flapjack: SO YOU'RE CURED?

>> K'nuckles: HOW COULD I BE CURED IF I WAS NEVER SICK?

>> Flapjack: IT SEEMED SO REAL, THOUGH.

>> K'nuckles: DON'T YOU TRUST YOUR CAPTAIN, FLAP?

>> Flapjack: MM, WELL...

OF COURSE I DO!

>> K'nuckles: THEN LET ME LOOSE SO YOU CAN TAKE A RIDE!

>> Flapjack: YEAH!

RIDE ME OVER TO LOST KIDNEY LANDING OR MAYBE TO

THE TOP OF NOSEBLEED BLUFFS.

HMM, WHAT DO YOU THINK, CAP'N?

CAP'N?

>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHING ] >> Flapjack: AND REMEMBER OUR

ADVENTURE TO CAROB SNACK ISLAND?

WE DIDN'T NEED CANDY TO HAVE FUN THAT TIME, EITHER.

>> K'nuckles: MMM, CANDY, CANDY.

>> Flapjack: ♪ HUSH NOW, CAP'N, DON'T SAY A WORD ♪

♪ FLAPPY'S GONNA SING TILL YOU GET CURED ♪

>> K'nuckles: YOU DID IT, BOY.

I'M CURED.

I RODE YOUR VOICE LIKE A BEACHED WHALE OUT OF THE DARKNESS.

>> Flapjack: UM, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE CURED, CAP'N?

>> K'nuckles: CERTAIN PEOPLE MIGHT SAY I MIGHT HAVE HAD A

PROBLEM BEFORE, BUT TRUE ADVENTURERS DON'T DWELL IN THE

PAST.

>> Flapjack: SO...SO YOU DON'T WANT ANY CANDY?

>> K'nuckles: [ SNARLS ] NOPE.

>> Flapjack: SO YOU DON'T WANT THIS CANDY?

>> K'nuckles: NAH.

>> Flapjack: MM-HMM.

>> K'nuckles: CAW-CAW, CAW.

>> Flapjack: SEAGULLS!

WHERE'D THEY GO?

>> K'nuckles: THAT FILTHY GULL JUST FILCHED YOUR CANDY!

IT'S AN ADVENTURE, BOY!

UNTIE ME, AND WE'LL GO SCRAMBLE HIS EGGS.

HURRY, HURRY!

THIS WAY, FLAP!

>> Flapjack: YEE-HAW! ADVENTURE!

CAP'N?

>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLING ] >> HEY, YOU, YOU'RE GONNA PAY

FOR THAT.

>> K'nuckles: [ HISSES ] >> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES!

K'NUCKLES!

WHERE ARE YOU?

K'NUCKLES!

K'NUCKLES!

>> UGH!

YOU'RE NOT WELCOME AT THE CANDY TROUGH, YA BUM!

[ CRUNCH! ] >> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES?

>> SEE YOU TOMORROW, MATE.

>> YEAH, SEE YA.

>> [ COUGHS ] [ HACKS ]

>> Flapjack: OH, NO.

BUBBIE.

>> Bubbie: HI, CREAM PIE.

WHAT HAVE YOU AND K'NUCKLES BEEN DOING ALL -- AAH!

GRACIOUS.

WHAT IS THAT?

>> Flapjack: IT'S CAP'N K'NUCKLES.

>> Bubbie: WELL, DON'T STAND TOO CLOSE TO HIM, SUGAR.

>> Flapjack: HE GOT THE CANDY ROT.

>> Bubbie: OH.

ATE TOO MUCH CANDY, DID HE?

>> Flapjack: HE NEEDS SURGERY.

>> Bubbie: SURGERY?!

>> Flapjack: [ GROANS ] >> Bubbie: HE DOESN'T NEED

SURGERY, SUGAR PUFF.

WHAT HE NEEDS IS SOME ISOLATION.

>> Flapjack: LIKE ALONE TIME?

>> Bubbie: YEAH, SOME THINKING TIME.

THINK OF IT LIKE IT'S A...VISION QUEST.

>> Flapjack: WHAT'S THAT?

>> Bubbie: UH, UH, I DON'T KNOW.

I JUST THOUGHT IT SOUNDED GOOD.

>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ] >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

ONLY ONE CURE LEFT, HMM.

>> K'nuckles: NO, NO.

THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE.

I'M JUST OUT FOR A MOONLIGHT SAIL.

>> SURGERY.

THAT'S RIGHT.

YES.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] [ LAUGHTER ]

>> K'nuckles: FLAP, IS THAT YOU, BOY?

AAH!

WHO'S THAT? WHO'S THERE?

>> I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.

I'VE GOT IT RIGHT [Laughing] HERE.

>> K'nuckles: LARRY.

DID YOU SWIM ALL THE WAY OUT HERE WITH ALL THAT C-C-C-C-C...

CANDY WIFE?

>> I'M DELICIOUS.

>> CANDY.

>> SURGERY.

[ BOTH LAUGH EVILLY ] >> K'nuckles: NO, NO SURGERY.

NO SURGERY.

>> Flapjack: IT'S OKAY, CAP'N.

>> K'nuckles: FLAP?

>> Flapjack: YOU'RE SAFE NOW.

YOU'RE WITH US.

WE ARE CANDIED ISLAND.

SO ARE YOU.

WE'RE ALL WHIRLING IN A CANDIED COSMOS.

>> K'nuckles: [ GAGS ] >> THERE'S ONLY ONE CURE, HMM,

CAPTAIN -- CANDY.

>> Flapjack: HMM, YES, HMM.

[ ALL LAUGH EVILLY ] [ GULLS CAWING ]

>> Bubbie: NOT INTO THE SUN, BABY CUPS.

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] I THINK I SEE HIM, BUBBIE.

>> Bubbie: WHERE?

>> Flapjack: THERE!

>> Bubbie: AAH!

>> Flapjack: MM, MAYBE THAT'S NOT HIM.

[ CYMBALS DING ] >> K'nuckles: BLESSINGS,

FLAPJACK.

>> Flapjack: IT IS HIM, BUBBIE!

>> Bubbie: BUT IS HE CURED?

>> Flapjack: THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.

ONE CARAMEL-CAKE, COOKIE-DOUGH, COCONUT-CREAM, COTTON,

CLOUD-BURST CANDY, PLEASE.

[ DRUMROLL ] AHHHHH.

[ WHACK! ] SO NO MORE CANDY?

>> K'nuckles: I'M CURED, BOY.

>> Flapjack: SO YOU DON'T WANT TO FIND CANDIED ISLAND ANYMORE?

>> K'nuckles: OF COURSE I DO.

SO I CAN DESTROY IT!

CANDY'S THE WORK OF ALL THINGS WICKED.

LET US ALL LOOK CLOSER AT THE DARKNESS CANDY HAS SPREAD IN

STORMALONG.

I WAS LIKE ALL OF YOU ONCE -- EATING CANDY AND DROWNING IN MY

FORGOTTEN DREAMS, POLLUTING THE WELL OF MY INTERNAL INNARDS WITH

SWEETS, PEDDLING MY WELL-BEING FOR SUGAR CANE!

I WAS SUBMERGED IN SUGAR THIRST, CHOKING ON THE ROOT SO IT'S

ROTTEN IN THE WORLD.

>> I'M SICK OF CHOKING!

>> ME TOO!

>> K'nuckles: BEFORE I SUCCUMBED TO CANDY, I LOOKED LIKE THIS.

>> I USED TO HAVE TEETH, AND MY TEETH USED TO HAVE DREAMS.

>> K'nuckles: I WAS LOST, BUT AT THE EDGE OF THE ABYSS, I WAS

REBORN.

>> REBIRTH US ALL, WISE MAN!

>> K'nuckles: I WAS MADE PURE AND NEW SO I COULD STAND AGAIN

AND SPEAK THE TRUTH!

[ ALL CHEER ] CANDY'S THE CAUSE OF YOUR

SORROWS.

>> All: YEAH!

>> GET OUT OF MY STORE, K'NUCKLES.

>> K'nuckles: LET'S CAST OUR SORROW INTO THE OCEAN.

>> YEAH!

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] >> CANDY-- AAAH!

>> K'nuckles: THIS WAY!

>> Flapjack: WAIT!

DON'T WASTE CANDY!

>> K'nuckles: WE'RE CLEANSED, BOY.

>> Flapjack: I DON'T LIKE THIS K'NUCKLES.

I WANT THE OLD K'NUCKLES BACK.

>> K'nuckles: ACTUALLY, FLAP, I HAVEN'T CHANGED THAT MUCH.

SEE?

>> Flapjack: SO YOU WERE FAKING THE WHOLE TIME?

>> K'nuckles: YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D LET ALL THAT CANDY GO TO

WASTE.

[ CHUCKLES ] LET'S GO EAT SOME CANDY!

HUH?

>> Flapjack: GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, CAP'N.

[ SITAR MUSIC PLAYS ]