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>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

HEY, FLAPJACK.

COME WITH ME!

WE'LL GO AND SEE A PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED ISLAND? ♪

♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪ >> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T

NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪

>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND RISKY ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS AND FREE ♪

>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE, THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪

>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY GOOD TO ME.

>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪ >> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪

[ SPLASH ]

>> [ CLEARS THROAT ] [ HIGH-PITCHED SINGING ]

>> Flapjack: AAH!

>> ARGH!

>> Bubbie: SORRY!

>> K'nuckles: FASTER, WOMAN, FASTER!

>> Bubbie: I'M GOING FAST!

>> ARGH!

>> K'nuckles: TAKE THE BOY!

TAKE THE BOY!

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE!

>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES!

>> K'nuckles: WHAT?

WHY LOSE ALL OUR LIVES?

QUICK, INTO THAT FOGBANK.

KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED, BOY.

[ POP! POP! ] >> Bubbie: I-I-I THINK WE LOST

HIM.

[ ALL GASP ] >> Flapjack: OH.

[ LAUGHS ] IT'S JUST A PASSING SHIP.

>> ARGH!

>> K'nuckles: GO! GO! GO!

[ WHOOSH! ] >> Bubbie: [ GASPING ]

IS HE STILL BACK THERE?

[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ] [ STRAINING ]

IF WE GET OUT OF THIS ALIVE, YOU'RE DEAD MEAT, K'NUCKLES!

>> K'nuckles: I DIDN'T DO NOTHING.

I JUST BORROWED SOME OF HIS CANDY, AND NOW HE'S ACTING LIKE

A BABY.

>> Bubbie: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING 'BOUT -- YOU AND YOUR

SCHEMES.

>> K'nuckles: I DID IT FOR THE BOY.

>> Bubbie: YOU PROBABLY USED HIM FOR BAIT.

>> K'nuckles: SO?

>> Bubbie: "SO?" >> K'nuckles: YEAH, SO WHAT?

>> Bubbie: SO WHAT?!

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, LOOK OUT!

>> Bubbie: UGH!

>> Both: WHOA!

[ THUD! ] [ THUD! ]

>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> Flapjack: CAP'N, WHAT

HAPPENED?

>> K'nuckles: WHY, I THINK WE LANDED ON THE MOON.

>> Flapjack: THE MOON?

BUT HOW?

>> K'nuckles: WELL, I THINK -- WHOA, WE'RE MOVING.

WE'RE MOVING.

>> Bubbie: WAIT.

FLAPJACK, BABY.

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, HELP!

WE'RE STUCK ON THE MOON!

>> Bubbie: IT'S OKAY, HONEY.

JUST STAY WITH K'NUCKLES.

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, DON'T GO!

>> Bubbie: I'LL MEET YOU TOMORROW WHEN THE MOON SETS,

BABY.

I LOVE YOU!

>> K'nuckles: I LOVE YOU, TOO, BUBBIE.

[ GUST! ] >> K'nuckles: WE JUST HAVE TO

WAIT HERE AND NOT MESS ANYTHING UP TILL THE MOON CIRCLES BACK

AROUND.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, FLAPJACK?

SOMEONE WILL SEE.

>> Flapjack: IS ANYONE ELSE HERE ON THE MOON?

>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW, BOY.

>> Flapjack: HMM.

>> K'nuckles: HMM.

>> Flapjack: LOOK, CAP'N -- A CAVE.

THERE'S TWO ENTRANCES, CAP'N.

MAYBE WE SHOULD SPLIT UP.

>> K'nuckles: I AIN'T GOING IN THERE.

YOU GO ON AHEAD, FLAPJACK.

I'LL WAIT HERE.

[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] >> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]

AN OPENING.

CAP'N, COME QUICK!

I FOUND SOMEBODY.

HE'S RUNNING AWAY.

>> K'nuckles: HMM?

DID YOU CATCH HIM?

>> Flapjack: OH, IT WAS YOU, CAP'N.

SO, NO ONE ELSE IS ON THE MOON.

>> K'nuckles: THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

NEWFOUND TERRITORY.

AND EVERY NEWFOUND TERRITORY NEEDS A KING, FLAPJACK, AND I'LL

BE THAT KING -- MO-O-O-O-O-ON KING.

>> Flapjack: AND I'LL BE THE QUEEN.

>> K'nuckles: WHAT DOES A KING NEED WITH A QUEEN?

NO, YOU'RE NOTHING.

>> Flapjack: NOTHING?

>> K'nuckles: FINE, YOU CAN BE THE SERVANT BOY.

>> Flapjack: [ Whispering ] I'LL MAKE YOU PROUD.

>> K'nuckles: WHEN IS THE THRONE GONNA BE FINISHED?

HURRY UP!

THE KING IS TIRED!

I CAN'T WAIT NO LONGER.

>> Flapjack: HOW'S IT SIT?

>> K'nuckles: IT'S A LITTLE HIGH ON THE SIDE.

TAKE CARE OF THAT.

>> Flapjack: RIGHT AWAY.

[ RUMBLING ] WHAT'D I DO?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

[ CRE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-AK! ] >> WHAT'S ALL THAT RACKET?

WHO'S THERE?

>> K'nuckles: I'M THE MOON KING, AND THIS IS MY SERVANT BOY.

WHO ARE YOU?

>> I'M THE MOON.

>> K'nuckles: WELL, THEN, I'M YOUR KING -- MO-O-O-O-O-ON KING.

>> [ GASPS ] I NEVER KNEW I HAD A KING.

>> K'nuckles: I NEVER KNEW THE MOON HAD A FACE.

>> UM, WHAT HAPPENED TO POSEIDON?

>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.

WHY?

>> HE'S IN CHARGE OF ME.

>> K'nuckles: FORGET ABOUT POSEIDON.

I KNOW HIM, AND HE HASN'T BEEN HONEST WITH YOU.

>> OH.

WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE KING?

>> K'nuckles: IT'S A LOT OF WORK, A LOT OF WORK!

THIS GUY AIN'T THE BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE SKY.

WATCH THIS.

HEY, MOONIE, UH, YOU GOT A -- YOU GOT A PRETTY GOOD VIEW FROM

UP HERE.

>> YEAH, I CAN SEE ALMOST EVERYTHING FROM THIS HIGH.

>> K'nuckles: SO, YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT SEEING WHERE THINGS ARE

AND WHERE THINGS AREN'T, THEN?

[ CREAK! ] >> WELL, SURE.

>> K'nuckles: SO, YOU WOULD KNOW WHERE, LET'S SAY, FOR

EXAMPLE, UH, CANDIED ISLAND'S AT?

>> CANDIED ISLAND?

OF COURSE.

>> K'nuckles: THEN AS MOON KING, I ORDER YOU TO TAKE US THERE.

>> TAKE YOU TO CANDIED ISLAND?

>> K'nuckles: YEAH, JUST FLY US DOWN CLOSE TO THE ISLAND AND

DROP US OFF.

>> BUT I CAN'T JUST STRAY OFF COURSE LIKE THAT.

>> K'nuckles: OFF COURSE?!

I'M THE KING!

I SET THE COURSE.

OR DID YOU FORGET?

>> SORRY, YOUR HIGHNESS.

THIS IS ALL NEW TO ME.

I DON'T KNOW -- >> K'nuckles: JUST DO AS I SAY,

AND YOU'LL CATCH ON.

TO CANDIED ISLAND!

[ FANFARE PLAYS ] >> YES, SIR.

[ GUST! ] >> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]

WHAT DID I TELL YOU, FLAP?

>> Flapjack: CANDIED ISLAND?

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

>> K'nuckles: WHO SAYS LYING GETS YOU NOWHERE?

>> Flapjack: IT GETS YOU TO CANDIED ISLAND, THAT'S FOR SURE.

>> WHERE -- UH, WAS IT THIS?

OR WAS IT THAT WAY?

>> PAPA, WHAT MAKES THE MOON GROW?

>> IT'S NOT GROWING.

IT'S GETTING CLOSER!

>> All: WHOA!

>> AND THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER LISTEN TO STRANGERS, EVEN

IF THEY SAY THEY KNOW ME.

>> Both: SHIPS, PAPA.

>> HUH?

SOMETHING DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT.

YOU KIDS STAY IN BED.

YOU'LL BE SAFE.

I HAVE TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON, SO STAY IN BED.

I HAVE TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON, SO STAY IN BED.

>> [ GRUNTS ] >> MOON!

COME OVER HERE.

>> K'nuckles: UH-OH.

[ GUST! ] >> WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?!

I TURN MY BACK FOR TWO SECONDS, AND YOU'RE ZIPPING OVER HERE,

ZOOMING OVER THERE.

YOU'RE ALL OFF COURSE.

>> BUT I WAS JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS.

>> ORDERS? WHAT ORDERS?

>> FROM THE KING -- THE MOON KING.

>> THE MOON KI-- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

THERE IS NO MOON KING.

I'M YOUR BOSS.

YOU LISTEN TO ME.

>> SORRY.

>> [ SIGHS ] LOOK, YOU GOT IT EASY, KID.

YOU GO UP AT NIGHT, DOWN DURING THE DAY.

UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN.

WHERE DO YOU GO FIRST?

>> UP?

>> AND THEN AFTER UP?

>> DOWN?

>> YOU GOT IT.

>> BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MOON KI-- >> WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!

NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS, EVEN IF THEY SAY THEY KNOW ME.

JUST STAY ON COURSE, NO MATTER WHAT.

[ GUST! ] >> K'nuckles: PHEW, THAT WAS

CLOSE.

>> Flapjack: YEAH, HE WAS MAD.

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS -- THE FIRST TWO PEOPLE I EVER

MEET.

IS EVERYONE DOWN THERE LIKE YOU GUYS?

>> Flapjack: ADORABLE?

>> K'nuckles: SWARTHY?

>> LIARS!

>> Flapjack: OH.

[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] OH, YEAH.

>> I'LL NEVER TRUST ANOTHER PERSON AGAIN.

>> Flapjack: CAP'N!

>> K'nuckles: WHAT, BOY?

>> Flapjack: CANDIED ISLAND.

>> K'nuckles: CANDIED ISLAND!

WHOO!

LOLLIPOP TREES.

>> Flapjack: LEMONADE SEAS.

>> Both: TAKE US LOWER, PLEASE.

>> I CAN'T, AND I WON'T.

YOU TWO ARE LIARS.

>> K'nuckles: I'M YOUR KING, AND I COMMAND THEE.

>> YOU'RE NOT MY KING.

>> K'nuckles: FOR YOUR LOYAL SERVICE, I WILL GIVE YOU A

LITTLE CANDY WHEN -- >> I DON'T LIKE CANDY.

>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

WE'RE NOT CLOSE ENOUGH.

>> K'nuckles: IT'S ALMOST PAST US.

COME ON, MOON. GO BACK DOWN.

>> I CANNOT, FOR I AM GOING UP, AND THEN I AM GOING BACK DOWN.

>> Flapjack: WHY CAN'T YOU GO DOWN NOW?

WHEN DO YOU KNOW WHEN TO GO DOWN?

>> WHEN DO I KNOW WHEN TO COME DOWN?

AFTER I AM UP THERE, I WONDER HOW FAR TO GO.

I WONDER HOW FAST TO GO UP AND DOWN.

COULD I BE UP THERE TOO LONG?

>> K'nuckles: YOU STUMPED THE MOON, AND CANDIED ISLAND IS

MOVING FARTHER AND FURTHER AWAY.

THERE'S NOTHING ELSE WE CAN DO BUT JUMP.

>> Flapjack: WHAT?

>> K'nuckles: THERE'S COTTON-CANDY FIELDS EVERYWHERE

GUARANTEEING US A NICE, SAFE LANDING.

COME ON.

IT'LL BE EVERYTHING WE DREAMED ABOUT -- YOU AND ME AND TONS OF

CANDY!

>> Flapjack: WAIT.

WHAT ABOUT BUBBIE?

>> K'nuckles: THE WHALE HOUSE?

THIS IS CANDIED ISLAND, BOY.

WE'LL LIVE IN A HOUSE OF CANDY.

>> Flapjack: BUT SHE'S WAITING FOR US.

SHE'S GONNA PICK US UP IN THE MORNING.

>> K'nuckles: ALL THE CANDY WE COULD EVER EAT...AND MORE!

[ TWINKLE! ] [ TWINKLE! ]

[ TWINKLE! ] [ TWINKLE! ]

>> Flapjack: I'VE COME TO A DECISION, CAP'N.

[ Whispering ] I CHOOSE -- >> K'nuckles: I DECIDED FOR YOU.

>> Flapjack: WH-O-O-O-O-OA!

>> K'nuckles: THERE IT IS, BOY.

>> Flapjack: [ Laughing ] WOW.

>> K'nuckles: IT'S MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I EVER IMAGINED.

WHAT'S THIS FUNNY FEELING, BOY?

>> Flapjack: HAPPINESS.

>> K'nuckles: TRUE HAPPINESS.

[ CREAK! ] [ CREAK! CREAK! ]

>> Flapjack: ANY SECOND NOW...

[ Whispering ] CANDY IMPACT.

>> K'nuckles: NO.

COME ON.

SOMETHING'S WRONG, FLAP.

>> Flapjack: WHA?

>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ] >> Flapjack: I CAN ALMOST REACH.

[ HAWKS, SPITS ] [ CRUNCH! ]

MM, IT'S THE BEST THING I'VE EVER TASTED, CAPTAIN!

>> K'nuckles: NO FAIR!

NO FAIR!

>> Both: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

[ BOTH SCREAMING ] >> [ LAUGHS ]

FORGOT ABOUT MY GRAVITATIONAL PULL, HUH?

WHO'S THE KING OF WHO NOW?

[ LAUGHS ] >> Flapjack: I CAN'T BELIEVE I

TASTED CANDIED ISLAND.

I TASTED IT, CAP'N!

AND WE CAN STILL GO HOME TO BUBBIE IN THE MORNING.

>> K'nuckles: YEAH, GREAT.

>> Bubbie: [ SIGHS ] >> [ LAUGHS ]

>> Flapjack: NOW, WHEN I START RUNNING, YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND

COUNT TO 100, AND THEN YOU HAVE TO FIND ME.

>> K'nuckles: OKAY.

>> Flapjack: NO MATTER WHERE I AM.

>> K'nuckles: FINE.

>> Flapjack: NO MATTER HOW SECRET.

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, I'M AN EXPERIENCED ADVENTURER.

I'LL FIND YOU.

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ] >> K'nuckles: LET'S SEE, NOW.

1...2...3.

>> Flapjack: [ Thinking ] I'M READY, CAP'N.

[ Whispering ] FIND ME.

>> K'nuckles: UH, 3.

UH, 3.

UH...1?

>> Flapjack: WELL, HE IS A GREAT ADVENTURER.

HE MUST HAVE GOT BUSY AND FORGOT ABOUT LITTLE JACKERS.

AT LEAST I'VE GOT YOU GUYS.

AND YOU GUYS?

[ GRUNTING ] [ GASPS ]

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] [ GASPS ]

[ THUD! WHOOSH! ] >> HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.

I CAUGHT HIM PEEPING THROUGH THE SIDE WINDOW.

>> PEEPING?

THEN HE PEEPED OUR PLAN FOR STORMALONG.

>> Flapjack: YOU DIRTY PIRATES WILL NEVER TAKE STORMALONG!

CAP'N K'NUCKLES WILL STOP YOU!

UNLESS HE FORGETS.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> LAUGHTER.

WE'RE NOT PIRATES.

WE'RE...

[ CLEARS THROAT ] ...CENSUS TAKERS.

>> Flapjack: HUH?

>> [ GRUNTS ] [ SWORD UNSHEATHES ]

[ CLANK! ] [ CLANK! ]

>> WE'RE DRESSED AS PIRATES TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL MORE

COMFORTABLE SO THEY'LL ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS MORE TRUTHFULLY --

QUESTIONS LIKE, "HOW MANY PEOPLE LIVE IN STORMALONG?"

"WHAT DO THEY WEIGH?" "WHAT IS THE AVERAGE INCOME

PER CAPITA?" >> Flapjack: WHO CARES ABOUT

THAT STUFF?

[ ALL GASP ] >> IT IS OUR JOB TO CARE.

MY 100 MEN AND I TRAVEL THE WORLD TAKING THE CENSUS TO MAKE

SURE THAT EVERYONE IS ACCOUNTED FOR AND NO ONE IS FORGOTTEN, NOT

EVEN THE LITTLEST CHILD.

[ DING! ] >> Flapjack: ♪ I WANT TO JOIN

THE CENSUS ♪ >> NO!

OR...YES.

TAKE THESE QUESTIONNAIRES AND THIS PENCIL.

IF YOU CAN ACCOUNT FOR EVERYONE IN STORMALONG, I'LL MAKE YOU A

JUNIOR CENSUS CADET.

>> Bubbie: I AM SO PROUD OF MY LITTLE WORKING MAN.

>> Flapjack: WHERE'S K'NUCKLES?

>> Bubbie: HE'S INSIDE, SUGAR, BUT HE'S ACTING KIND OF...

[ POP! ] >> K'nuckles: 3.

3.

3!

FLAPJACK, I FORGOT ALL ABOUT YOU.

>> Flapjack: IT'S OKAY, CAP'N.

THAT'S WHY THERE'S A CENSUS.

>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S A CENSUS?

>> Flapjack: IT MAKES EVERYONE ACCOUNTED FOR.

>> K'nuckles: I CAN COUNT TO FOUR, FLAPJACK.

I CAN COUNT TO FOUR!

[ SOBBING ] [ CLATTER! ]

>> Flapjack: OH, I JUST WANTED TO TAKE HIS CENSUS.

>> Bubbie: NEVER MIND HIM, CHILD.

TAKE MY CENSUS.

>> Flapjack: OKAY.

[ CLEARS THROAT ] GOOD DAY, MADAM.

>> Bubbie: OH, MY.

>> Flapjack: FIRST NAME -- BUBBIE, LAST NAME -- BUBBIE?

>> Bubbie: YES.

>> Flapjack: MM-HMM, MM-HMM.

AND YOU'RE A WHALE?

>> Bubbie: YES.

>> Flapjack: HMM.

>> Bubbie: YOU'RE DOING GREAT, BABY.

>> Flapjack: SO, YOU'RE THE LARGEST THING IN STORMALONG?

[ CREAK! ] >> Bubbie: BUBBIE'S TIRED, BABY.

>> Flapjack: WELL, I SHOULD GET CRACKING.

THIS TOWN'S GOT TO COME TO ITS "CENSUS."

BARBER-COMMA-DOCTOR?

>> SPEAKING.

>> Flapjack: DO YOU SHARE YOUR HOUSE WITH ANYONE?

>> NO.

>> I BEG YOUR PARDON, HMM?

>> DON'T BE SILLY, MOTHER.

A SOCK DRAWER ISN'T A HOUSE.

>> Flapjack: DO YOU HAVE ANY WEAPONS?

>> JUST MY CARAMEL CANNON.

[ SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH! ] WHOO-HOO-HOO!

[ BOOM! ] [ WHIR! ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ ALL MUNCHING ]

>> THOSE SAILORS LOVE THEIR CARAMEL.

[ LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC PLAYING ] [ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

[ MUSIC CONTINUES ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> HEY, THIS CENSUS IS PRETTY GREAT.

>> WE ARE NO LONGER A TOWN OF STRANGERS.

>> IT REMINDED ME I HAD A SON.

>> WE'RE FINALLY ACCOUNTED FOR.

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ] >> EVERYONE EXCEPT THAT GUY.

TAKE THE CENSUS.

GET ACCOUNTED FOR.

[ ALL CHEER ] >> YEAH.

THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR.

>> WHY DIDN'T YOU DO IT BEFORE?

>> MAYBE HE FORGOT.

>> DON'T MAKE US USE FORCE.

>> Flapjack: COME ON, CAP'N, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ] AAAAAAAAH!

GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!

>> Flapjack: BUT YOU'RE MY FRIEND, AND FRIENDS WANT THEIR

FRIENDS TO BE ACCOUNTED FOR.

>> K'nuckles: REAL FRIENDS DON'T ASK EACH OTHER TO COUNT TO FOUR.

>> Flapjack: WELL, IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE ACCOUNTED FOR,

THEN MAYBE YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND.

>> K'nuckles: MAYBE I'M NOT.

>> Flapjack: MAYBE I SHOULD LIVE WITH THE CENSUS TAKERS AND BE

HAPPY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE TAKING CENSUSES.

>> K'nuckles: AND COUNTING TO FOUR.

>> Flapjack: MAYBE I WILL.

>> K'nuckles: FINE! GO!

>> Flapjack: [ CRYING ] [ WAILING ]

>> K'nuckles: HMM?

>> GOOD.

WELL DONE, FLAPJACK.

THIS IS GREAT STUFF.

IS THIS EVERYONE IN STORMALONG?

>> Flapjack: YEAH.

>> YOU'RE QUITE CERTAIN YOU HAVEN'T LEFT ANYONE OFF THIS

LIST?

>> K'nuckles: PBHT! PBHT! PBHT!

PBHT! PBHT! PBHT! PBHT! PBHT!

[ POOF! ] >> Flapjack: YES, I'M QUITE

CERTAIN.

THAT'S EVERYONE -- ALL 99 PEOPLE IN STORMALONG.

>> GOOD.

'CAUSE THERE'S 100 OF US AND ONLY 99 OF YOU.

LET'S TAKE OVER STORMALONG.

[ CHEERS ] >> Flapjack: YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT

CENSUS TAKERS?!

>> NOPE.

PIRATES.

>> Flapjack: CENSUS PIRATES?

>> SENSELESS PIRATES.

>> AAH!

>> THE WORST KIND.

[ WHOOSH! ] [ CHEERING ]

ROUND UP THE PEOPLE AND BRING THEM TO ME.

>> AAH!

AAH!

>> LOOKING FOR THIS?

[ STAMMERING ] [ SPLASH! ]

>> [ SCREAMS ] [ CLANK! ]

>> COME WITH ME OR THE OLD LADY GETS BEAT.

>> I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT WOMAN IN MY LIFE.

>> HOLD THEM DOWN.

[ THUD! ] DON'T TRY TO STRUGGLE.

WE'VE GOT YOU OUTNUMBERED BY ONE.

>> LOOKS LIKE YOU FORGOT ALL ABOUT DASHING DANNY.

>> HALF-PINT, TAKE CARE OF HIM.

>> HALF-PINT.

[ BOTH GRUNTING ] [ GULPING ]

>> K'nuckles: I DON'T NEED FLAPJACK.

I'M THE FUN ONE ANYWAY.

WHEE!

[ SQUEAK! ] [ SPLASH! ]

I MISS YOU, BOY.

[ DING! ] OKAY, FLAP, I'LL DO IT.

I'LL LEARN TO COUNT TO FOUR.

[ BOTH GRUNTING ] >> AAAAAH!

>> GOT HIM.

>> WE'VE TAKEN OVER STORMALONG.

[ ALL CHEER ] [ FOOTSTEPS ]

>> WHO'S THIS, THEN?

>> HE'S NOT BEEN ACCOUNTED FOR.

[ ALL GRUNTING ] >> WAIT.

NO, THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.

>> K'nuckles: I DID IT, FLAPJACK.

I FILLED IT OUT.

>> LET ME SEE THAT.

PBHT!

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ OR WRITE.

OR DRAW.

HA.

YOU PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN COUNT TO FOUR.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> K'nuckles: I CAN'T COUNT TO

FOUR, BUT I CAN COUNT TO THREE.

1...2...3!

>> AAH!

[ SPLASH! ] >> K'nuckles: 1...

2...

3!

1, 2, 3.

1, 2, 3.

[ ALL GROANING ] >> I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS.

>> K'nuckles: AHHH, HA HA.

>> SO, THAT WAS THE TIME STORMALONG WAS ALMOST TAKEN OVER

BY 100 PIRATES.

>> Flapjack: DON'T YOU MEAN THREE?

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

>> JUST MY FUDGE CANNON.

JUST MY CHOCOLATE CANNON.

JUST MY CARAMEL CANNON.

JUST MY PECAN-LOG CANNON.

THOSE SAILORS LOVE THEIR FUDGE.

THOSE SAILORS LOVE THEIR CHOCOLATE.

THOSE SAILORS LOVE THEIR CARAMEL.

THOSE SAILORS LOVE THEIR PECAN LOGS.

WHOO-HOO-HOO!