Original subtitles

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

HEY, FLAPJACK.

COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A

PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED

ISLAND? ♪

♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ FOR THERE AIN'T

NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP

TO GO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪

>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND

RISKY ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS

AND FREE ♪

>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --

THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP

TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪

>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY

GOOD TO ME.

>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪

>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪

[ SPLASH! ]

>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]

>> HEY, GET AWAY FROM MY

HOT-FUDGE HUT.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

>> K'nuckles: BUBBIE, YOU NEED

TO CLEAN OUR CLOTHES AGAIN.

>> Bubbie: WHAT?

I DID Y'ALL'S LAUNDRY YESTERDAY.

>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I KNOW, BUT

LOOK AT US.

>> Flapjack: HA-HA!

>> K'nuckles: I MEAN, WE'RE

FILTHY.

>> Bubbie: I KNOW, BUT --

>> K'nuckles: SEE?

BUBBIE KNOWS, FLAPJACK.

SHE KNOWS WE'RE ALWAYS GETTING

DIRTY.

>> Flapjack: 'CAUSE WE'RE

RAPSCALLIONS.

>> K'nuckles: BUBBIE KNOWS THAT.

>> Bubbie: YEAH. I KNOW THAT.

>> K'nuckles: [ HUMMING ]

>> Bubbie: YOU KNOW, Y'ALL

SHOULD LEARN HOW TO DO YOUR OWN

LAUNDRY.

>> Both: WHEE!

[ SPLASH! ]

>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHING ]

[ SHAKE! SHAKE! SHAKE! ]

I TRIED DOING LAUNDRY ONE TIME,

BUBBIE, REMEMBER?

I FAILED.

I'M A FAILURE.

>> Flapjack: YOU ARE HILARIOUS

TODAY.

[ BOTH LAUGHING ]

>> Bubbie: HMPH!

>> Flapjack: PLUS, BUBBIE,

NOBODY CAN FOLD MY UNDERWEAR

INTO HEART SHAPES LIKE YOU CAN.

They're always perfect.

>> Bubbie: OH, ALL RIGHT.

BUT THIS IS MY LAST TIME GOING

TO LAUNDRY ISLAND FOR Y'ALL.

HAVE FUN ADVENTURING.

>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES,

DIDN'T BUBBIE SEEM A LITTLE

UPSET TO YOU?

>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]

>> Flapjack: MAYBE WE SHOULD DO

SOMETHING NICE FOR HER?

>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTING ]

"NICE"?!

DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE

TIME I DID SOMETHING NICE?

[ TWINKLE! ]

A PRETTY LADY LIKE YOU SHOULDN'T

BE OUT IN THIS WEATHER WITHOUT

AN UMBRELLA.

HERE, TAKE MINE.

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

[ BUZZ! ]

AAH!

I EVEN TRIED BEING NICE TWICE.

I JUST WANTED TO BE A GENTLEMAN

AND SAY THAT YOU WITCHES ARE

LOOKING MIGHTY WITCHY TODAY, BUT

NOT WITCHY IN A BAD WAY.

I KNOW SOME FOLKS MIGHT NOT

THINK WITCHES ARE ATTRACTIVE.

[ BUZZ! ]

AAH!

SO, YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE I

AIN'T GONNA BE NICE A THIRD

TIME.

BUBBIE DOESN'T DESERVE ANYTHING

BUT A BIG PILE OF GARBAGE.

>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN, WHAT A

GREAT IDEA!

>> Bubbie: THERE YOU GO, BABY.

THERE'S YOUR LAUNDRY.

>> Flapjack: OH, UNDIE HEARTS.

BUBBIE, YOU'RE THE BEST.

NOW I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.

>> Bubbie: IF IT'S MORE DIRTY

LAUNDRY, SOMEONE'S GONNA GET A

SPANKING.

>> Flapjack: NO.

CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES AND I MADE YOU

THIS.

>> ♪ TRASHY NECKLACE THAT LOOKS

LIKE GARBAGE ♪

>> Bubbie: IT'S BEAUTIFUL, BABY.

OH, LET ME TRY IT ON.

[ WHIR! WHIR! WHIR! ]

OH, BABY, I BET I LOOK GOOD.

COME ON, LET'S TAKE IT FOR A

SPIN.

[ WHISTLE! ]

>> YEAH, LOOKING GOOD, BUBBIE.

[ WHISTLE! ]

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, YOUR

NECKLACE IS A HIT.

>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHS ]

I GUESS IT IS.

[ THUD! ]

>> Flapjack: WHAT IS IT, BUBBIE?

>> Bubbie: I DON'T KNOW,

DOUGHNUT.

AN ISLAND?

>> K'nuckles: T'AIN'T NO ISLAND.

>> [ GROWLS ]

[ BOTH SCREAM ]

>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES, FLAPJACK,

IT'S OKAY.

HE'S A FRIENDLY WHALE.

>> [ GRUNTS ]

>> Bubbie: AND HE SAYS HIS NAME

IS HARVEY.

>> K'nuckles: HARVEY?

>> [ GRUNTS ]

>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHING ]

HE LIKES MY NECKLACE.

>> [ GRUNTS ]

>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHS ]

>> Flapjack: WHY IS BUBBIE

LAUGHING SO MUCH?

>> Bubbie: PHEW!

>> [ GRUNTS ]

>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHING ]

>> Flapjack: WHAT'S HE SAYING

NOW?

>> Bubbie: THAT MY NECKLACE

BRINGS OUT MY EYES.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]

BUBBIE'S RIGHT.

YOUR EYES ARE SPARKLING.

AND YOUR CHEEKS ARE TURNING RED.

>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHING ]

WHOO!

>> Flapjack: I'VE NEVER SEEN

BUBBIE LIKE THIS.

>> [ GRUNTS ]

>> Bubbie: OH -- UH, OOH.

SORRY, HARVEY.

UM, I'M NOT THAT KIND OF WHALE.

>> Flapjack: YOU'RE NOT WHAT

KIND OF WHALE, BUBBIE?

>> Bubbie: OH, IT'S NOTHING,

PUDDING.

HE'S JUST ASKING FOR A LITTLE

KISS IS ALL.

>> Flapjack: A KISS?!

BUBBIE'S NOT THAT KIND OF WHALE!

>> [ GRUNTS ]

>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK.

[ LAUGHS ]

GO INSIDE, BABY.

>> Flapjack: BUT...

>> Bubbie: GO INSIDE!

OH!

[ LAUGHS ]

>> K'nuckles: DO AS SHE SAYS,

FLAPPY.

[ CREAK! SQUISH! ]

>> Bubbie: SORRY ABOUT THAT,

HARVEY.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> K'nuckles: BUBBIE, WE'RE IN.

YOU CAN DITCH CAPTAIN UGLY NOW.

>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES!

>> K'nuckles: WHAT?

>> Bubbie: DON'T MAKE ME COME IN

THERE AND TEACH YOU MANNERS.

NOW, HARVEY MAY BE A LITTLE

LIVED-IN, BUT SO AM I.

THAT JUST MEANS WE'RE SENSITIVE

AND CARING.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, HARVEY?

>> [ GRUNTING ]

>> Bubbie: WELL, ALL RIGHT, JUST

A PECK.

[ SMOOCH! ]

HARVEY!

>> Flapjack: I TOLD YOU.

[ SMOOCH! ]

[ BOTH SCREAMING ]

[ WHOOSH! ]

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, SHOW SOME

CLASS!

[ THUD! ]

>> [ BELCHES ]

>> Bubbie: OOH!

[ LAUGHS ]

HARVEY.

>> [ GRUNTS ]

>> Bubbie: YOU HAVE TO GO?

>> [ GRUNTS ]

>> Bubbie: YOU FORGOT TO FEED

YOUR CAT?

HE HAS A CAT.

SEE, FLAPJACK?

I TOLD YOU HE WAS SWEET.

FLAPJACK?

OH, SO, NOW IT'S THE SILENT

TREATMENT?

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE?

THIS ISN'T BUBBIE.

>> K'nuckles: NO, IT'S HARVEY.

>> Flapjack: I DON'T LIKE

HARVEY.

>> K'nuckles: WE'RE ONLY HERE

BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO BE NICE.

>> THAT'S WHAT I KEEP TELLING

THIS ONE.

IF HE WEREN'T SO NICE, WE'D

STILL BE SITTING PRETTY IN THAT

SQUID.

>> [ Crying ] I MISS GUBBIE!

>> [ Crying ] I MISS BETTY!

[ ALL CRYING ]

>> Flapjack: HARVEY SURE GETS

AROUND.

>> K'nuckles: YEAH, BUT WHERE'S

HE GETTING US?

>> TO LAUNDRY ISLAND.

HE'LL MAKE US SCRUB STRANGERS'

PANTALOONS FOR THE REST OF OUR

NATURAL LIVES.

>> Both: N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

>> Bubbie: HMM, I'M STARTING TO

THINK HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A

CAT.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?

NEITHER ONE OF YOU HAVE SAID ONE

WORD SINCE BUBBIE GOT HER HEART

BROKE.

[ BOTH LAUGHING ]

[ POOF! ]

OH, YOU THINK YOUR LITTLE QUIET

GAME IS FUNNY?

WELL, GUESS WHAT, BUBBIE AIN'T

LAUGHING.

DON'T MAKE ME COME IN THERE.

YOU DO NOT WANT ME TO COME IN

THERE.

YOU -- DO YOU -- YOU DO NOT!

THAT'S IT!

I'M COMING IN THERE!

YOU TWO CHUCKLEHEADS CAN'T HIDE

FROM ME.

[ GASPS ]

THEY'RE GONE.

>> [ STRAINING ]

HELLO?

>> Flapjack: WELCOME TO

LAUNDRY ISLAND, SIR.

>> ONE BUCKET SOCKS, ONE BUCKET

UNDERWEAR.

>> Flapjack: HERE COMES THE

UNDERWEAR.

>> K'nuckles: YOU DON'T HAVE TO

KEEP ANNOUNCING THE UNDERWEAR.

>> Flapjack: SORRY, CAP'N.

>> K'nuckles: HOW AM I SUPPOSED

TO PLAN OUR ESCAPE WITH YOU

YAKKING ALL THE TIME?

>> Flapjack: I REALLY MISS

BUBBIE.

>> K'nuckles: WELL, WASH SOME

UNDERWEAR.

THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

>> Flapjack: REMEMBER HOW SHE

USED TO FOLD MY UNDIE HEARTS?

[ GRUNTS ]

[ GASPS ]

CAP'N, LOOK.

I MADE AN UNDIE HEART.

>> K'nuckles: AAH!

[ SPLASH! ]

>> Flapjack: WHY'D YOU DO THAT?

>> K'nuckles: BECAUSE UNDIE

HEARTS AIN'T GONNA HELP US.

NOW TAKE THAT BASKET OF FRESH

FOLDS OUT TO THE DOCK AND LEAVE

ME BE!

>> Flapjack: SORRY, CAP'N.

CAP'N'S RIGHT.

UNDIE HEARTS CAN'T HELP US NOW.

AAH!

OH!

[ SPLASH! ]

OH, NO!

GLAD HARVEY DIDN'T SEE THAT.

HI, HARVEY.

>> [ ROARS ]

>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK!

K'NUCKLES, WHERE ARE YOU, BABY?

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]

>> K'nuckles: HAR-HAR-HAR!

[ DOLPHIN CHIRPS ]

[ BIRD CHIRPS ]

[ BELL RINGS ]

>> Bubbie: OH, EVERYTHING

REMINDS ME OF FLAPJACK, EVEN

THIS POORLY FOLDED PAIR OF

PANTALOONS.

HOLD ON A MINUTE -- "POORLY

FOLDED"?

ONLY MY BABY CAN FOLD THIS

POORLY.

HOLD ON, FLAPJACK.

I'M COMING, BABY!

>> K'nuckles: WHAT'S GOING ON

HERE?

>> Flapjack: I ACCIDENTALLY

DROPPED MY FRESH FOLDS IN THE

WATER, AND I THINK HARVEY'S

REALLY CLOSE TO FIGURING THAT

OUT.

>> HE FIGURED IT OUT WHEN I

DROPPED MY FRESH FOLDS.

>> K'nuckles: HOW LONG DID IT

TAKE HIM?

>> A LITTLE LONGER THAN WE'VE

BEEN TALKING.

>> [ GROWLS ]

>> Flapjack: N-N-NOW, HARVEY --

>> Bubbie: HEY, WHY DON'T YOU

PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE?

>> [ ROARS ]

>> Flapjack: WHERE DID SHE GO?

>> K'nuckles: PROBABLY TO THE

BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN.

THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO.

>> Bubbie: HE'S TOO BIG.

HE'S TOO MEAN.

HE'S TOO...

[ CREAK! ]

UNDIE HEARTS.

MY BABY DID HIS OWN LAUNDRY.

MY BABY, MY BABY!

[ GASPS ]

MY BABY!

[ WHOOSH! ]

[ WHOOSH! ]

[ WHISTLE! ]

[ THUD! ]

>> [ SCREAMS ]

[ POP! ]

[ ZOOM! ]

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE CERTAINLY

KNOCKED HIM DOWN TO SIZE.

>> K'nuckles: HAR-HAR-THARSDIE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ GULP! ]

>> GUBBIE!

>> [ SCREECHES ]

>> CLAW-BIE!

[ CLACK! CLACK! CLACK! ]

>> BETTY!

[ BOING! ]

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE!

>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK!

>> Flapjack: FROM NOW ON, I'M

DOING MY OWN LAUNDRY.

I'M PROUD OF YOU, DOUGHNUT.

>> K'nuckles: I STILL NEED HELP

WITH MY LAUNDRY.

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, YOU ARE SO

PRETTY.

I KNOW YOU'LL GET ANOTHER DATE

REAL SOON.

>> Bubbie: I ALREADY GOT ONE.

>> WITH ME -- WORLD-FAMOUS

COMEDIAN LOLLY POOPDECK.

>> Bubbie: HE MAKES ME LAUGH.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> K'nuckles: HEY, WHERE'S THE

BLOWHOLE ON THIS THING?

FOUND IT.

[ ALL SNORING ]

>> Flapjack: [ YAWNS ]

[ TINK! ]

>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]

>> Flapjack: CAP'N.

GOT YOUR NOSE.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> K'nuckles: [ SCREAMS ]

[ SPLASH! ]

MY NOSE, MY NOSE!

>> Bubbie: THAT AIN'T YOUR NOSE,

FOOL.

IT'S MY UVULA.

[ SQUISH! ]

FLAPJACK, HONEY, WHAT'S GOING

ON?

>> Flapjack: I WAS JUST

PRACTICING MY NOSE TRICK.

>> K'nuckles: WELL, THAT AIN'T

FUNNY, BOY.

I'VE HAD THIS NOSE MY ENTIRE

LIFE.

[ SNAP! ]

AND THAT'S MORE THAN I CAN SAY

FOR THE REST OF ME.

>> Flapjack: SORRY FOR TRICKING

YOU, CAP'N.

>> K'nuckles: I FORGIVE YOU,

BOY.

EVERY TRUE ADVENTURER'S GOT A

TRICK UP HIS SLEEVE.

>> Bubbie: I'M PROUD OF YOU TWO.

NOW, TAKE THIS AND GO SHARE A

SNACK.

>> Flapjack: WOW, THANKS,

BUBBIE!

>> Bubbie: HOLD ON TIGHT, BABY.

[ CREAK! ]

[ SPLASH! ]

BE CAREFUL, BUTTERCUP!

>> Flapjack: [ GARGLES ]

[ GROWLS ]

SO, WHAT DO YOU FEEL LIKE,

CAP'N?

>> CANDY, CANDY, CANDY!

ALL ABOARD THE CANDY QUEEN, THE

WORLD'S ONLY SUGAR-POWERED

STEAM LINER.

>> [ GRUNTING ]

>> Flapjack: LOOK, CAPTAIN, A

WHITE-CHOCOLATE WATER SLIDE.

>> K'nuckles: AND A COTTON-CANDY

HOT TUB.

>> Flapjack: AND A CANDY-REEF

AQUARIUM FULL OF CANDY CORALS

AND SWEET-AS-SWEET FISHIES.

>> K'nuckles: WHERE DID YOU SEE

THAT?

>> Flapjack: TRICKED YOU.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

>> K'nuckles: LAST ONE TO THE

CANDY CRUISE IS A ROTTING WHALE.

>> Flapjack: TWO TICKETS,

PLEASE.

>> TICKETS ARE TWO PENCE.

TWO IS FOUR PENCE.

>> Flapjack: WE'VE ONLY GOT

ONE PENCE.

>> THEN YOU CAN BUY A HALF

TICKET, GOOD FOR ONE CHILD.

>> Flapjack: BUT A CRUISE

WITHOUT K'NUCKLES IS LIKE FUN

WITHOUT FUN'NUCKLES.

NO, THANKS.

[ SIGHS ]

>> K'nuckles: IT'S OKAY, FLAP.

JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T GO DOESN'T

MEAN I CAN'T DRESS UP LIKE YOU

AND GO.

[ DING! ]

>> Flapjack: NOT LIKE ME,

CAP'N -- LIKE HER.

>> K'nuckles: NO WAY.

I DON'T MESS WITH FIGUREHEADS.

THE SEA WOULDN'T LIKE IT.

AND I REALLY LOVE THE SEA,

FLAPJACK.

[ CLANK! ]

BUT I LOVE CANDY!

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

HOW DO I LOOK?

>> Flapjack: OH, MY GOSH, YOU'RE

PERFECT.

NOW, DON'T MOVE.

I'LL UNTIE YOU ONCE WE'RE SAFELY

OUT TO SEA.

[ CHEERING ]

HEY, THEY'RE THROWING CANDY.

>> K'nuckles: OW! OOH! AAH!

MMM.

OH! MMM!

>> Flapjack: BUH-BYE, SEE YA,

BYE, BUH-BYE.

>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, WAS THAT

K'NUCKLES?

>> Flapjack: [ GIGGLING ]

>> Bubbie: I DON'T LIKE IT.

I DON'T LIKE IT.

[ FOGHORN SOUNDS ]

>> K'nuckles: [ MUNCHING ]

[ BELCHES ]

FLAP, YOU GONNA EAT THAT CANDY?

>> Flapjack: I NEVER HAD CANDY

THIS GOOD.

I'M GONNA KEEP IT A WHILE.

>> K'nuckles: WELL, I'LL KEEP IT

FOR YOU.

>> Flapjack: NO, THANKS.

>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]

>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]

[ THUD! ]

>> K'nuckles: EMPTY YOUR CHEEKS,

BOY.

>> Flapjack: YOU'RE NOT

YOURSELF, CAP'N.

>> IT'S AN HONOR TO HAVE YOU

ABOARD, LADY NICKELBOTTOMS.

WITHOUT YOUR GENEROUS DONATION,

I COULDN'T HAVE BUILT THE

CANDY QUEEN.

>> OH, ANYTHING TO FURTHER THE

CAUSE OF CANDY.

YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD OF YOUR

SHIP, CAPTAIN.

>> WELL, IF YOU THINK I'M PROUD

OF IT NOW, WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE

THE FIGUREHEAD.

>> I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THE

FIGUREHEAD.

>> LET'S GO SEE IT NOW.

>> LET'S RUN.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ SPLASH! ]

>> BEHOLD, THE PRIDE OF THE

CANDY QUEEN.

>> OH, OH, IT LOOKS RATHER

CREEPY.

>> NOT AS CREEPY AS THE STORY

BEHIND IT.

ONE DARK NIGHT...

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

...BACK WHEN I WAS HANDSOME AND

AFTER ANOTHER DAY OF SEARCHING

UNCHARTED SEA FOR NEW SPECIES OF

CANDIES, I GREW HUNGRY.

BOY, DO I HATE DECIDING.

>> [ ROARS ]

>> "DECIDING," NOT "POSEIDON."

>> [ GROWLS ]

[ THUD! THUD! THUD! ]

>> IF ONLY I HAD SPOKEN MORE

CLEARLY.

[ THUD! THUD! SHATTER! ]

IT WENT ON FOR DAYS, UNTIL

FINALLY, WITH THE LAST OF MY

STRENGTH AND FINGERNAILS, I

CARVED A STATUE OF POSEIDON'S

DAUGHTER, HER ARMS OUTSTRETCHED

TO HUG HER PAPA.

POSEIDON WAS PLEASED AND SPARED

MY LIFE.

>> WHAT A REMARKABLE STORY,

CAPTAIN.

YOU'D BE DEAD WITHOUT THAT

FIGUREHEAD.

>> ACTUALLY, WE'D ALL BE DEAD.

IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THAT

FIGUREHEAD, POSEIDON WILL MAKE

US ALL DEAD.

NOW LET'S CHECK OUT THAT

WHITE-CHOCOLATE WATER SLIDE.

[ CREAK! ]

>> Flapjack: ARE WE GONNA DIE,

CAP'N?

>> K'nuckles: NOT IF I STAY LIKE

THIS FOREVER, BOY.

NOW, GET ME SOME CANDY.

IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME SUGAR TO

HOLD UP THESE GUNS.

[ BUZZ! ]

HURRY, FLAP.

BRING ALL THE CANDY YOUR LITTLE

HANDS WILL HOLD.

[ BIRD CHIRPS ]

SHOO, SHOO!

>> Flapjack: [ Thinking ] I'M

GONNA NEED A LITTLE SNACK BEFORE

I CAN CARRY ALL THIS CANDY TO

CAP'N K'NUCKLES.

[ BIRDS CAWING ]

>> BREAD CRUMBS -- WHO WANTS

SOME BREAD CRUMBS?

>> K'nuckles: WHERE ARE YOU,

FLAPPY?

>> Flapjack: [ MUNCHING ]

>> HOT DOG, WHO WANTS A HOT DOG?

[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]

>> K'nuckles: [ STRAINING ]

UGH!

[ ALL SCREAM ]

>> LIFE VEST -- WHO NEEDS A LIFE

VEST?

>> Flapjack: [ SNORING ]

K'NUCKLES!

[ ZIP! ]

WAKE UP, CAP'N!

>> YEAH, I'M AWAKE.

WHAT'S THE TROUBLE?

[ STAMMERING ]

HER ARMS HAVE FALLEN INTO THE

OCEAN!

>> CAPTAIN, IS EVERYTHING ALL

RIGHT?

>> NO, LADY NICKELBOTTOMS,

EVERYTHING IS NOT ALL RIGHT.

THE SHIP'S FIGUREHEAD HAS BEEN

DAMAGED.

OUR ONLY HOPE NOW IS TO CARVE A

NEW STATUE BEFORE POSEIDON HAS A

CHANCE TO NOTICE.

>> [ GASPS ]

OH, MY!

BUT WHO WILL CARVE SUCH A THING?

>> I WILL.

[ TEAR! ]

[ GRUNTING ]

>> OH, MY!

[ THUD! ]

>> K'nuckles: HELP ME UP, FLAP.

>> CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN

WHY A GLORIOUS CARVING OF MY

DAUGHTER WAS TORN ASUNDER AND

CAST INTO THE SEA?!

>> Flapjack: IT WAS MY FAULT,

MR. POSEIDON, SIR.

SEE, I ONLY HAD ENOUGH FOR ONE

TICKET.

K'NUCKLES HAD TO DESTROY THE

CARVING OF YOUR DAUGHTER AND

THROW IT INTO THE OCEAN SO WE

COULD --

>> K'nuckles: WHAT THE BOY IS

TRYING TO SAY --

>> I KNOW WHAT HE SAID.

I KNOW EVERYTHING THAT IS, WAS,

OR WILL BE.

YOU MUST GIVE ME SOMETHING,

SOMETHING PRECIOUS TO RIGHT THIS

WRONG.

GIVE ME YOUR LEG.

>> K'nuckles: WHICH ONE DO YOU

WANT?

>> THOSE AREN'T EVEN REAL.

YOU MUST GIVE ME A LIVING BODY

PART.

>> Flapjack: HEY, HOW ABOUT YOUR

NOSE?

>> K'nuckles: WHA?!

NO, NO, NO, IT'S WOODEN, TOO.

I GOT 10, 100, 1,000 OF THEM.

YEP, YEP, MM-HMM, THIS IS MY

FIFTH NOSE THIS WEEK.

[ POP! ]

>> YOUR NOSE IS NOW MINE.

TAKE A MOMENT TO SAY FAREWELL.

>> Flapjack: LOOK, CAP'N, MY

NOSE TRICK.

>> K'nuckles: I LOVE YOU,

FLAPPO.

>> Flapjack: MR. POSEIDON, SIR,

MY CAP'N DOESN'T HAVE THE

EMOTIONAL STRENGTH FOR THIS.

SO IF IT PLEASES YOUR HIGHNESS,

I WILL PRESENT HIS NOSE TO YOU

MYSELF.

>> WHATEVER.

[ POP! ]

>> Flapjack: GOODBYE, BEAUTIFUL.

[ SMOOCHES ]

>> K'nuckles: [ CRIES ]

>> HMM.

[ SLURP! ]

[ GULPS ]

[ TING! ]

OUR BUSINESS IS DONE HERE.

I REALLY MUST BE ON MY WAY.

[ Deep voice ] DON'T DO ANYTHING

I WOULDN'T DO.

>> K'nuckles: IS HE GONE, FLAP?

>> Flapjack: COAST IS CLEAR,

CAP'N.

>> K'nuckles: HA, WE SURE FOOLED

HIM.

[ LAUGHS ]

WHAT SORT OF LILY-LIVERED

LANDLUBBER CAN'T TELL THE

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NOSE AND A

RUBBER BOOT?

[ LAUGHS ]

WHAT'S THE MATTER, BOY?

POSEIDON GOT YOUR TONGUE?

[ LAUGHS ]

>> YOU THINK STEALING PEOPLE'S

BOOTS IS FUNNY, STOWAWAY?

>> K'nuckles: WHA?! MY NOSE!

>> Flapjack: I GUESS I NEED A

LITTLE MORE PRACTICE.

[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]

>> AND SO POSEIDON SPARED THE

CANDY QUEEN AND HER CREW, ALL

BECAUSE OF THE HILARIOUS JOKE I

TOLD HIM ABOUT THE BUS, THE OLD

WOMAN, AND THE SIDE OF THE

HOUSE.

>> [ LAUGHS ]

OH, CAPTAIN, YOU HAVE TO TELL IT

TO ME ONE DAY.

BUT I MUST ASK YOU, WHATEVER

HAPPENED TO THE STOWAWAY AND THE

BOOT THIEF?

>> [ LAUGHS ]

WELL, LET'S JUST SAY THAT BY THE

END OF THIS VOYAGE, THEY'LL

DEFINITELY HAVE THEIR SEA LEGS.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

[ BOTH MUNCHING ]

[ LAUGHTER CONTINUES ]

>> K'nuckles: BUBBIE?!

SOME CLASS!