Original subtitles

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

HEY, FLAPJACK.

COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A

PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED

ISLAND? ♪

♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T

NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP ♪

♪ NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪

>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND

RISKY ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS

AND FREE ♪

>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --

THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP

TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪

>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY

GOOD TO ME.

>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪

>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪

[ SPLASH! ]

>> ♪ BA BA BA BA ♪

♪ BA BA BA BA BA ♪

♪ BA BA BA BA ♪

♪ BA BA BA BA ♪

♪ BAAAAA ♪

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

HEY, FLAPJACK.

WHERE ARE YOU, BOY?

OH, THERE YOU ARE, SLEEPING ON

THE WHALE'S TONGUE.

I FOUND SOMETHING, BOY.

I THINK IT'S A MAP TO

CANDIED ISLAND.

IT'S GOT AN "X" AND THE WORD

"TREASURE."

BUT THAT'S ALL I CAN TELL.

I NEVER LEARNT TO READ.

>> Flapjack: I CAN READ.

>> K'nuckles: I KNEW YOU'D COME

IN HANDY ONE OF THESE DAYS.

READ IT, BOY.

READ IT, AND TOMORROW WE'LL BE

EATING CANDY.

>> Flapjack: ALL RIGHT.

LET'S SEE.

OH, NO!

>> K'nuckles: WHAT IS IT,

FLAPJACK?

IS IT CANDIED ISLAND?

>> Flapjack: NO.

IT'S -- I'M BLIND!

>> K'nuckles: WHAT?!

LET ME SEE.

>> Flapjack: NO! NO!

I DON'T WANT YOU TO CATCH MY

BLINDNESS.

>> K'nuckles: WELL, GEE, KID,

DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

WE NEED TO WORRY ABOUT WHO'S

GONNA READ THAT MAP.

>> Bubbie: WILL YOU TAKE THAT

BOY TO THE DOCTOR?!

HE'S BLIND!

>> K'nuckles: COME ON, FLAPJACK.

THE DOCTOR WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO.

UNLESS HE DOESN'T.

>> Flapjack: IT MUST BE

DIFFICULT FOR THE DOCKS PEOPLE

TO SEE A LITTLE BOY SUFFERING

FROM SUDDEN BLINDNESS.

DESCRIBE THEIR FACES TO ME,

FRIEND.

BE MY EYES.

>> K'nuckles: UH...

>> Both: [ SNORING ]

>> K'nuckles: ...THEY LOOK

PRETTY SAD.

>> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY, GENTS.

IT'S ONLY TEMPORARY.

>> K'nuckles: WELL, WE DON'T

KNOW THAT UNTIL WE GET TO THE

DOCTOR, DO WE?

DOC, DOC.

WHERE ARE YOU, DOC?

OH, THERE YOU ARE, OPERATING ON

THAT PIRATE.

YOUNG FLAPJACK HERE HAS A TOUCH

OF BLINDNESS.

HE THINKS IT'S TEMPORARY.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> BLINDNESS, EH?

MM.

BETTER FETCH MY EXAMINING TOOL.

[ WHISTLING ]

>> K'nuckles: [ MOANS ]

[ TEETH CHATTERING ]

>> ALL RIGHT.

STEP OVER HERE, YOUNG FLAPJACK.

THAT'S RIGHT.

RIGHT OVER THE DRAIN.

NOW REMOVE THE PAPER, PLEASE.

[ POINK! ]

WHY, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, YOUNG

FLAPJACK ISN'T BLIND.

HE JUST NEEDS A HAIRCUT.

>> Flapjack: HOORAY!

>> K'nuckles: A HAIRCUT?

WELL, HOW MUCH DOES THAT COST?

>> I RECOMMEND THE BARBER NEXT

DOOR.

HE'S GOT REASONABLE PRICES AND,

UH, A HANDSOME MAN, TOO.

>> K'nuckles: HELLO, BARBER.

BARBER.

WHERE ARE YOU, BARBER?

>> OVER HERE, FELLAS.

OOP.

[ WHOOSH! ]

[ BLINK! BLINK! ]

>> K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT.

UP IN THE CHAIR, FLAP.

THE SOONER WE TRIM THOSE BANGS,

THE SOONER WE'LL BE EATING

DELICIOUS CANDY.

>> DELICIOUS CANDY?

MMM.

AND, PRAY, WHY IS THAT, GOOD

SIR?

>> Flapjack: BECAUSE WE FOUND A

MAP TO CANDIED ISLAND.

SEE?

>> K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS ]

IT'S NOT A MAP TO

CANDIED ISLAND.

IT'S A MAP TO, UH, UH, UH,

POISON ISLAND.

>> POISON ISLAND. HMM.

NO THANK YOU.

I-I DON'T LIKE POISON.

>> K'nuckles: LET'S KEEP THIS

CANDIED ISLAND MAP BETWEEN YOU

AND ME, OKAY, FLAPJACK?

SOME PEOPLE ARE, UH,

UNTRUSTWORTHY.

>> Flapjack: CAN WE TRUST HIM TO

GIVE ME A GOOD HAIRCUT?

>> CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.

WHY DON'T YOU DROP ANCHOR IN

THIS CHAIR OVER HERE, HMM?

WHY STAND WHEN YOU COULD SIT?

THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.

>> K'nuckles: YEAH?

WHAT ELSE DO YOU SAY?

>> I SAY YOU COULD USE A

HOT-TOWEL TREATMENT.

>> K'nuckles: A HOT-TOWEL

TREATMENT?

>> FREE OF CHARGE, OF COURSE, OF

COURSE, UH, FOR BOTH GENTLEMEN.

YES.

[ BLINK! BLINK! ]

[ DING! ]

[ CLICK! SIZZLE! SIZZLE! ]

NOW, THIS MAY FEEL A LITTLE HOT

AT FIRST, LIKE A -- LIKE A HOT

TOWEL ON YOUR FACE.

[ HISS! ]

>> K'nuckles: WOW!

>> SORRY.

>> K'nuckles: AHH.

NOW, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

WHO SAYS THERE'S NO SUCH THING

AS A FREE LUNCH, HUH, FLAPJACK?

>> Flapjack: [ Muffled ]

ADVENTURE.

>> YOU GENTLEMEN TRY AND RELAX.

And I'll try not to steal from

you.

>> K'nuckles: HEY, FLAPJACK, DID

YOU SAY SOMETHING?

>> Flapjack: [ Muffled ]

ADVENTURE?

>> Both: [ SNORING ]

>> [ SQUAWKS ]

[ FARTS ]

>> K'nuckles: HUH? HUH?

HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?!

OH, YEAH.

HOT-TOWEL TREATMENT.

HEY, FLAP, HOW LONG WE BEEN OUT?

AND WHERE'S THE BARBER?

>> Flapjack: HUH?

>> K'nuckles: AAH!

>> Flapjack: AAH!

>> K'nuckles: BUBBIE.

BUBBIE, SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS

HAPPENED.

>> Bubbie: OH, NO!

FLAPJACK'S STILL BLIND!

>> K'nuckles: [ GASPS ]

NO, NO, NO. HE'S FINE.

JUST NEEDS A HAIRCUT.

BUT THAT BARBER JUST GAVE US THE

SLIP, BUT HE TOOK MY MAP!

>> Bubbie: WELL, I SAW THE

BARBER TAKE OFF IN HIS OLD-TIMEY

OLD PADDLE BOAT -- HIM AND HIS

FLOOR SWEEPERS.

>> K'nuckles: THEY'RE HEADED FOR

CANDIED ISLAND!

[ WHISTLING! ]

[ WHOOSH! ]

FULL STEAM AHEAD!

NOTHING.

THERE'S NO SIGN OF THAT BARBER,

AND WE'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR

HOURS.

>> Flapjack: BUT IT'S ONLY BEEN

20 MINUTES.

>> K'nuckles: I NEVER LEARNED TO

TELL TIME, NEITHER.

[ SNIFFLES ]

I HOPE THE BOY DON'T THINK LESS

OF ME FOR CRYING.

>> Flapjack: I DON'T.

>> K'nuckles: HOW'D YOU KNOW

WHAT I WAS THINKING?

>> Flapjack: I CAN HEAR YOUR

BRAINS.

I CAN HEAR LOTS OF THINGS

LATELY.

>> K'nuckles: LIKE WHAT?

>> Flapjack: LIKE SINGING.

>> K'nuckles: SINGING, YOU SAY?

[ CREAK! ]

>> ♪ BOOM BA DA DA BOOM BA ♪

>> K'nuckles: IT'S THE BARBER

AND HIS SWEEPERS!

YOU'RE SO BLIND, YOU'VE

DEVELOPED SUPERHUMAN HEARING.

WHERE'S THAT SINGING COMING

FROM?

[ BANJO PLAYS ]

[ RADIO TUNING ]

[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ RADIO TUNING ]

[ POLKA MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ RADIO TUNING ]

>> ♪ BA DA DA BOOM BA ♪

♪ BOOM BA DA DA BOOM BA ♪

>> Flapjack: AAH!

>> ♪ BOOM BA DA DA BOOM ♪

♪ BOOM BA DA DA BOOM BA ♪

>> K'nuckles: THEY'RE SITTING

DUCKS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS --

[ GASPS ]

>> ♪ HOT TOWELS ♪

>> K'nuckles: THE HOT-TOWEL

TREATMENT.

HE'S GOT US BEAT.

>> Flapjack: YOU'LL COME UP WITH

SOMETHING.

YOU'RE CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.

>> K'nuckles: NOW, WHO TOLD YOU

THAT?

>> Flapjack: YOU DID.

>> K'nuckles: SO, I DID, SO, I

DID.

[ LAUGHS ]

WELL, HERE IT GOES.

[ MUMBLING ]

>> Flapjack: CAP'N K'NUCKLES.

>> K'nuckles: QUIET, BOY.

I'M THINKING.

>> Flapjack: THEN WHY IS YOUR

BRAIN SO QUIET?

>> Bubbie: 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T

HAVE ONE.

>> K'nuckles: WOULD YOU RATHER

WAIT FOR THE BOY TO THINK OF

SOMETHING?

>> Flapjack: I ALREADY THOUGHT

OF SOMETHING.

[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]

>> ♪ HE'LL CUT YOUR HAIR AND

STEAL YOUR MAP AND BEAT YOU TO

THE TREASURE ♪

♪ FOR HE'S A THIEVING BARBER ♪

>> ♪ AND TO DO SO IS MY --

MM-HMM -- PLEASURE ♪

>> ♪ TO DO SO IS HIS PLEASURE ♪

[ FARTS ]

♪ HE LOVES HIS JOB, HE REALLY

DOES ♪

>> Bubbie: OH, BOYS.

I'M LOOKING FOR A BIG, STRONG

BARBER.

I SCOURED THE GLOBE, AND NO ONE

WILL CUT MY HAIR.

I GUESS IT'S JUST TOO MUCH TO

HANDLE.

>> [ GROWLING ]

>> [ CHIRPING ]

[ CRUNCH! ]

[ WHIP! WHIP! CREAK! WHOOSH! ]

>> All: [ GASP ]

>> ♪ LOOK AT THOSE SPLIT ENDS ♪

>> ♪ THE FLAKY SCALP ♪

>> ♪ SALTWATER DAMAGE ♪

[ DING! ]

>> MADAM, I ACCEPT YOUR

CHALLENGE.

THE TREASURE CAN WAIT.

[ DING! ]

>> ♪ BOOM BA DA DA BOOM BA ♪

>> BRING US RIGHT ALONGSIDE HER.

[ CREAK! WHOOSH! ]

[ CREAK! WHOOSH! ]

>> Flapjack: THAT'LL KEEP THEM

BUSY.

>> GET THOSE CURLERS READY,

BOYS.

>> ♪ AHH ♪

>> ♪ AHH ♪

>> ♪ AHH ♪

>> NOW, MISS, YOU MAY FEEL A

SLIGHT TUG.

MM.

>> OH, THAT TICKLES.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> All: UH-OH.

>> STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP.

HOLD STILL.

>> [ GROWLS ]

>> K'nuckles: GOOD PLAN, FLAP.

QUICKLY NOW.

THESE TOWELS WILL NEVER HURT

ANYONE AGAIN.

>> Both: [ GASP ]

[ CREAK! BLINK! ]

>> K'nuckles: FLAP! THE MAP!

[ LAUGHS ]

OOH!

[ SPROING! ]

>> YOU ALMOST HAD ME. MM.

BUT I ALWAYS CARRY A HAIRNET IN

CASE A CUSTOMER NEEDS A PERM.

[ WHOOSH! ]

[ LAUGHS ]

>> K'nuckles: [ SCREAMS ]

>> ♪ BOOM BA DA BOOM ♪

♪ DA BOOM ♪

♪ DA BOOM ♪

♪ DA BOOM ♪

>> K'nuckles: AAH!

AAH!

>> ♪ AHA AHA AHA HA ♪

>> K'nuckles: AAH!

>> NOW HAND OVER THE BOY SO I

CAN...

GIVE HIM A HAIRCUT.

[ SNIP! SNIP! SNIP! ]

>> ♪ 'CAUSE BARBERS DON'T KNOW

HOW TO RE-E-E-E-E-AD ♪

>> K'nuckles: I THOUGHT YOU WAS

GONNA KILL US.

YOU GOT A PLACE WHERE I CAN SWAB

MY POOP DECK?

>> ♪ OH, NO ♪

♪ HE DID NO-O-O-O-O-O-T ♪

[ TICKING ]

[ CLANG! CLANG! CLANG! ]

>> Flapjack: I CAN SEE!

HOW DO I LOOK?

>> K'nuckles: LIKE AN ISLAND

FULL OF CANDY.

NOW READ THE MAP!

[ DOING! ]

>> Flapjack: THIS ISN'T A MAP TO

CANDIED ISLAND.

>> Both: WHAT?!

>> Flapjack: IT'S A MAP TO THE

GREATEST TREASURE OF ALL...

FRIENDSHIP.

"DEAR, K'NUCKLES, I TREASURE OUR

FRIENDSHIP.

LOVE, FLAPJACK."

I MADE IT FOR YOU LAST NIGHT

WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING, AND THE

"X" IS A KISS ON THE CHEEK.

[ SLOOP! CREAK! ]

[ SMOOCHES ]

[ LAUGHS ]

>> IN ALL MY YEARS OF BARBERING,

THAT IS THE WEIRDEST CHILD I

HAVE EVER SEEN.

>> ♪ AHH ♪

>> Flapjack: HEY.

WHAT ABOUT BUBBIE'S HAIRDO?

>> Bubbie: DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME,

BABY.

I GAVE MYSELF A HOT-TOWEL

TREATMENT.

>> Flapjack: OH.

IT LOOKS GOOD.

THE END.

>> ♪ THE E-E-E-E-ND ♪

>> Flapjack: GOOD MORNING,

CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.

>> K'nuckles: BOY, THE ONLY GOOD

THING ABOUT MORNING IS SLEEPING

THROUGH IT.

>> Flapjack: UNLESS IT'S THE

MORNING OF ADVENTURE.

>> K'nuckles: WHAT ADVENTURE?

>> Flapjack: I'M KEEPING A DIARY

ABOUT IT.

IT STARTS LAST NIGHT WITH US

GOING TO THE CANDY BARREL AND

YOU EATING ALL THE CANDY AND

FALLING DOWN AND SAYING THAT I

WAS YOUR ONLY FRIEND AND

PROMISING TO TAKE ME ON AN

EXCITING ADVENTURE.

>> K'nuckles: IT WAS A LONG

NIGHT, FLAPJACK.

I'M SURE I SAID A LOT OF THINGS.

>> Flapjack: THAT'S IN HERE,

TOO.

[ BLINK! BLINK! ]

>> K'nuckles: WHERE'D I SAY WE

WERE GOING?

>> Flapjack: THAT'S THE EXCITING

PART.

YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME YET.

>> K'nuckles: OH. OKAY.

WE'RE GOING...TO...

DO MY LAUNDRY.

[ DING! DING! ]

>> Flapjack: I THINK...I'M A

LITTLE...DISAPPOINTED.

>> K'nuckles: DISAPPOINTMENT IS

THE BEST ADVENTURE OF ALL.

>> Flapjack: IT IS?

>> K'nuckles: DO YOU FEEL ALL

HOLLOW INSIDE?

>> Flapjack: YES.

>> K'nuckles: YOU WISHED YOU'D

STAYED IN BED THIS MORNING?

>> Flapjack: A LITTLE.

>> K'nuckles: EVER FELT THAT WAY

BEFORE?

>> Flapjack: NOPE.

>> K'nuckles: ADVENTURE!

>> Flapjack: ADVENTURE!

BYE, BUBBIE.

>> Bubbie: OH, BYE, BABY.

HAVE A FUN TIME.

>> Flapjack: ME AND K'NUCKLES

ALWAYS HAVE A FUN TIME.

>> K'nuckles: IT'S TRUE.

I'M A GREAT ADVENTURER.

>> Bubbie: OH, YEAH.

HEY, WELL, H-HAVE A FUN TIME...

TOGETHER.

>> Flapjack: TOGETHER!

[ HONK! ]

>> Bubbie: I'LL...JUST BE HERE

THEN...ALONE.

>> Flapjack: OKAY. BYE, BUBBIE.

>> Bubbie: BYE, BABY.

>> Flapjack: HMM.

>> K'nuckles: COME ON, FLAP.

[ WIND HOWLING ]

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]

[ POP! CREAK! ]

GOT YOUR NOSE.

>> K'nuckles: [ GASPS ]

[ HONK! HONK! ]

THAT'S MY SOCK, BOY.

>> Flapjack: [ SCREAMING ]

>> K'nuckles: HEY.

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO LOOK LIKE

ME, YOU SHOULD CARRY MY LAUNDRY.

>> Flapjack: YEAH!

OOH!

HEY, CAP'N.

>> K'nuckles: YEAH?

>> Flapjack: I THINK BUBBIE

LOOKS SAD TODAY.

>> K'nuckles: I DON'T WANT TO

THINK ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

>> Flapjack: I'M SERIOUS, CAP'N.

WHAT DO YOU THINK'S WRONG WITH

HER?

>> K'nuckles: SHE'S PROBABLY

JUST BORED SITTING AROUND ALL

DAY.

>> Flapjack: SHE CAN'T SIT

AROUND ALL DAY, CAP'N.

>> K'nuckles: OKAY. WHATEVER.

YOU'RE RIGHT. LET'S GO.

NOW, FLAPJACK, I'M GOING TO SING

YOU A SONG ABOUT HOW ADVENTURERS

DO LAUNDRY.

♪ OHHHHHHH ♪

♪ THIS IS THE WAY WE WASH MY

CLOTHES ♪

♪ WASH MY CLOTHES, WASH MY...

CLOTHES ♪

>> Flapjack: HOW LONG DOES IT

TAKE?

>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.

I'VE NEVER WASHED MY CLOTHES

BEFORE.

>> Flapjack: LET'S GO SPY ON

BUBBIE AND SEE WHAT SHE DOES ALL

DAY.

[ DING! ]

[ SLOOP! ]

[ SLOOP! ]

>> K'nuckles: THAR SHE IS.

>> Flapjack: LOOKING GOOD,

BUBB--

>> K'nuckles: HERE'S THE THING

ABOUT SPYING -- NEVER TELL

SOMEONE YOU'RE SPYING ON THAT

YOU'RE SPYING ON THEM.

>> Flapjack: WHAT?!

>> K'nuckles: THAT'S HOW YOU

CATCH THEM DOING STUFF.

>> Flapjack: OH.

>> K'nuckles: SHE'S NOT DOING

ANYTHING.

>> Flapjack: GIVE HER A CHANCE.

IT'S ONLY BEEN ONE MINUTE.

>> Both: [ SNORING ]

>> Bubbie: THERE YOU ARE.

YOU MUST HAVE HAD A LOT OF

LAUNDRY.

>> K'nuckles: THAT WAS HORRIBLE.

SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ALL DAY,

AND I SAW THE WHOLE THING.

>> Flapjack: DON'T WORRY, CAP'N.

SHE'LL DO SOMETHING WHEN WE SPY

ON HER TOMORROW.

>> K'nuckles: DON'T YOU GET IT,

BOY?

BUBBIE'S BORING.

>> Flapjack: BORING? BUBBIE?

THAT'S CRAZY.

[ SEA GULLS SQUAWKING ]

>> Flapjack: CAP'N?

>> K'nuckles: STILL SPYING ON

BORE-BIE?

>> Flapjack: I MUST BE BAD AT

SPYING.

I'M JUST NOT SEEING ALL THE NEAT

STUFF SHE'S DOING.

>> K'nuckles: MM-HMM.

>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> K'nuckles: WAITING FOR MY

LAUNDRY.

>> Flapjack: HOW LONG ARE YOU

GONNA --

CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, I'VE PROVED

BUBBIE'S NOT BORING.

SEE?

I KEPT A JOURNAL OF EVERYTHING

SHE DID -- HER WHOLE WEEK.

AND AS YOU CAN SEE...

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?

BUBBIE? BUBBIE?

WHY DON'T YOU MOVE?!

WHY WON'T YOU LOOK AT ME?!

ARE YOU MAD AT ME?!

PLEASE, BUBBIE, JUST TELL ME --

WHAT?!

>> Bubbie: WHAT'S THE MATTER,

CHILD?

OH, WHY, THAT'S MY DECOY,

SWEETIE.

I LEAVE IT HERE WHENEVER I GO

OUT.

>> Flapjack: OH.

>> Bubbie: IT IS PRETTY UGLY,

ISN'T IT?

FOOLED YOU, THOUGH.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> Flapjack: I'LL SAY.

I SPIED ON YOU ALL WEEK, AND I

THOUGHT YOU HADN'T MOVED A

MUSCLE.

>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, HAVE YOU

BEEN PEEPING?

>> Flapjack: WELL, OF COURSE.

>> Bubbie: DON'T YOU KNOW THAT

PEEPING IS WRONG?

>> Flapjack: THEN WHAT AM I

SUPPOSED TO DO?!

SO, APPARENTLY PEEPING MEANS

SPYING, AND SPYING IS WRONG.

I SURE LEARNED MY LESSON, LET ME

TELL YOU.

>> K'nuckles: AND I LEARNED

NEVER TO JUDGE A WHALE BY ITS

BLUBBER.

>> Flapjack: NOW, WHAT IS THAT

SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

>> K'nuckles: I THOUGHT BUBBIE

WAS BORING.

BUT ANYONE WHO USES A DECOY IS

UP TO SOME SNEAKY SHENANIGANS.

[ POP! ]

FLAP?

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]

OOH!

[ WHOOSH! ]

>> [ SOBBING ]

>> Flapjack: [ STRAINING ]

[ CREAK! ]

>> ALL I DID WAS LOOK AT THAT

GINGERBREAD WOMAN.

NO, I DON'T THINK SHE'S AS SWEET

AS YOU, CANDYWIFE.

I-I HATE HER!

[ SOBBING ]

>> Bubbie: OOH.

YOU GONNA GET IT NOW,

PEPPERMINT LARRY.

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE?

YOU'RE PEEPING?

>> Bubbie: IT'S NOT WHAT IT

LOOKS LIKE, FLAPJACK.

I'M ONLY DOING IT THIS ONE TIME,

BECAUSE I WANTED TO WATCH

PEPPERMINT LARRY, BECAUSE I KNEW

HIS CANDYWIFE WAS MAD AT HIM,

AND I KNEW THEY WERE GONNA

FIGHT AND I REALLY WANTED TO SEE

THAT MAN --

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, YOU SAID

PEEPING WAS WRONG.

>> Bubbie: YOU'RE RIGHT,

FLAPJACK.

PEEPING IS WRONG.

AND EVEN THOUGH I ONLY DID IT

THIS ONE TIME, I PROMISE I'LL

NEVER PEEP AGAIN.

>> Flapjack: I PROMISE, TOO.

>> Bubbie: YOU ALREADY PROMISED.

>> Flapjack: OH, YEAH.

WELL, THEN I PROMISE 2.

[ LAUGHS ]

HEY, CAP'N, GUESS WHAT BUBBIE

DID.

>> K'nuckles: NO.

>> Flapjack: UM...HOW'S THE

LAUNDRY?

>> K'nuckles: STUPID.

>> Both: [ CHIRPING ]

>> Flapjack: [ CHIRPING ]

>> K'nuckles: VERY FUNNY,

FLAPJACK.

>> Flapjack: UM...WELL, YOU WANT

ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT WHAT BUBBIE

DID?

>> K'nuckles: IS IT SOMETHING

SHE DOESN'T WANT ME TO KNOW

ABOUT?

>> Flapjack: MM-HMM.

>> K'nuckles: WELL, HOW ABOUT

YOU SPIN THAT YARN OVER TO

CANDY BARREL?

I'M GETTING TIRED OF WATCHING

THIS.

>> All: [ CHIRPING ]

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

>> K'nuckles: UH,

PEPPERMINT LARRY, GIVE US TWO --

>> HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN MY

CANDY-PROOF VEST ANYWHERE?

[ CHUCKLES ]

>> K'nuckles: WHY DO YOU NEED A

CANDY-PROOF VEST?

>> JUST A PRECAUTION.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ SLOOP! ]

[ GULP! ]

>> K'nuckles: GEE.

PEPPERMINT LARRY SEEMS A LITTLE

NERVOUS TODAY, HUH, FLAPJACK?

>> Flapjack: ALL WILL BE

REVEALED WHEN I TELL YOU MY

TALE.

>> Both: [ GULPING ]

>> Flapjack: SO, IT ALL STARTED

WHEN I FOLLOWED BUBBIE UNDER THE

DOCKS, AND...

BLAH, BLAH, BLEE, BLAH, BLAH.

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLEE, BLEE.

AND, BOY, WAS CANDYWIFE MAD.

AND SO...

BLAH, BLAH, BLEE, BLAH, BLAH.

WHICH IS EXACTLY THE SAME THING

SHE TOLD ME NOT TO DO.

SO I SAID TO HER, "BUBBIE, YOU

SAID PEEPING WAS WRONG."

AND YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID,

K'NUCKLES?

>> K'nuckles: UH, WHAT?

>> Flapjack: SHE SAID SHE

PROMISED TO NEVER PEEP AGAIN!

BUBBIE?!

[ CREAK! POP! ]

[ ZIP! ZIP! ]

>> Bubbie: OH, HI.

UH, NO, I-I WAS JUST DOWN HERE

HOLDING UP THE HARBOR WITH MY...

FACE.

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE.

>> Bubbie: I TRIED TO QUIT

PEEPING, PUMPKIN, BUT THESE

PEEPHOLES ARE MY FRIENDS.

>> Flapjack: THAT'S CRAZY.

A HOLE CAN'T BE YOUR FRIEND.

>> K'nuckles: THERE'S ALL KINDS

OF FRIENDS, BOY.

[ GULPING ]

[ RATTLE! RATTLE! ]

THERE'S ALL KINDS OF FRIENDS.

>> Bubbie: AND THESE FRIENDS

TELL ME STORIES.

THAT ONE TELLS ME THAT

SLIPPERY PETE HATES MASSAGING.

BUT I DON'T THINK SHE NOTICES.

AND ACCORDING TO THIS ONE,

DR. BARBER SAVES ALL THE HAIR HE

CUTS AND FEEDS IT TO SOMETHING

IN HIS BASEMENT.

>> [ GROWLING ]

>> Bubbie: HE CAN'T CUT HAIR

FAST ENOUGH TO PLEASE THAT

THING.

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, BUT THIS PEEPHOLE IS MY

FAVORITE.

[ CREAK! SLOOP! ]

LOOK AT THAT WHALE SPYING ON

OTHER PEOPLE ALL DAY.

OH, SO SAD.

[ SLOOP! SLUMP! ]

SHE OBVIOUSLY HAS NO LIFE OF HER

OWN.

[ SLOOP! SLUMP! ]

I'M SO LONELY!

I'M SO LONELY!

[ SOBBING ]

YOU TWO HAVE ALL YOUR ADVENTURES

TOGETHER, AND ALL I HAVE ARE MY

STUPID PEEPHOLES!

[ SOBBING ]

I'M SORRY YOU HAVE TO SEE ME

THIS WAY, FLAP, BABY.

[ CREAK! POP! ]

>> Flapjack: HEY, BUBBIE, YOU

KNOW WHAT I SEE?

>> Bubbie: WHAT?

>> Flapjack: SOMEONE WHOSE REAL

FRIENDS HAVE LET HER DOWN.

I'M SORRY, BUBBIE.

>> Bubbie: OH, BABY.

>> Flapjack: OH, BUBBIE.

>> K'nuckles: OH...

[ GAGS ]

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, HOW WOULD

YOU LIKE TO ACCOMPANY

CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES AND ME FOR THE

GREATEST ADVENTURE EVER?

>> Bubbie: THAT SOUNDS

WONDERFUL, BABY.

>> I'M SO GLAD THINGS ARE BACK

TO NORMAL, MY SWEET CANDYWIFE.

I WOULD SAY WE SHOULD DRINK A

TOAST, BUT YOU CAN'T DRINK

TOAST.

[ LAUGHS ]

AHH.

CANDYWIFE, ARE YOU SURE YOU

MIXED THE STRAWBERRY JUICE

CORRECTLY?

THIS IS KIND OF...STRANGE.

CANDYWIFE, WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY

DRINK?

YOU PUT SOMETHING IN IT, DIDN'T

YOU?

PICKLE JUICE!

[ Sobbing ] I DON'T EVEN LIKE

PICKLE JUICE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> HMM?

>> All: [ GASP ]

[ CREAK! POP! ]

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, IT WON'T

GO BACK IN!

DO SOMETHING!

>> Flapjack: EYE, EYE, CAP'N.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> [ LAUGHS ]