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>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.
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HEY, FLAPJACK.
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COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A
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PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!
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>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED
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ISLAND? ♪
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♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪
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>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T
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NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP ♪
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♪ NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪
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>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND
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RISKY ♪
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>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS
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AND FREE ♪
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>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --
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THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
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>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP
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TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪
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>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY
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GOOD TO ME.
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>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪
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>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪
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[ SPLASH! ]
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[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
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[ SLOOP! ]
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[ CREAK! CLANG! ]
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>> HMM?
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[ CREEEEAK! ]
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>> PEANUTS...
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ARE FOR CUSTOMERS ONLY.
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>> K'nuckles: I'D LIKE TO
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PURCHASE THOSE PEANUTS, PLEASE.
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>> SORRY, GUYS.
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EVERYBODY KNOWS YOU DON'T HAVE
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ANY MONEY.
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>> K'nuckles: STOP LYING!
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NOT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
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>> IT WAS IN THE NEWSPAPER THIS
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MORNING.
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>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
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OH, YEAH.
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>> K'nuckles: OH, YEAH.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> YOU GUYS EITHER NEED TO BUY
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SOMETHING OR BE ON YOUR WAY.
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>> K'nuckles: OH, ALL RIGHT.
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>> Flapjack: BUT I'M SO HUNGRY.
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>> K'nuckles: LET'S GO TAKE
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BUBBIE'S FOOD OUT OF HER
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STOMACH.
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>> Flapjack: YOU CAN DO THAT?!
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>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.
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PROBABLY.
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>> WANT A ROOT-BEER FLOAT,
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HANDSOME?
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>> K'nuckles: HUBBA, WHA?
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>> MY TREAT.
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>> K'nuckles: WHOA, WHOA.
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NO, MA'AM.
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>> WELL, CAN I BUY YOU SOME
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CANDY, LITTLE GUY?
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>> Flapjack: YES, MA'AM.
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>> HERE'S A QUARTER.
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>> Flapjack: [ GNAWING ]
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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>> K'nuckles: HEY!
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GET AWAY FROM HIM!
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GET OUT OF HERE! GO ON!
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>> Flapjack: WHAT IS GOING ON
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HERE?
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>> K'nuckles: I'M PROTECTING US.
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>> Flapjack: WHAT?
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>> K'nuckles: WOMEN ARE TROUBLE.
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BESIDES, SHE SMELLS LIKE
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MUENSTER CHEESE.
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>> [ SOBBING ]
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>> Flapjack: WELL, WHAT ABOUT
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THOSE WOMEN?
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>> K'nuckles: THESE AREN'T
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WOMEN.
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THEY'RE A PILE OF ROOT-BEER
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BELLIED, SNAGGLETOOTHED
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TROUBLEMAKERS.
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>> All: [ SOBBING ]
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>> K'nuckles: AND THIS ONE...
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[ SQUISH! ]
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...DISGUSTING.
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>> CANDY WIFE?
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[ GROWLS ]
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>> K'nuckles: AAH!
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>> [ GRUNTS ]
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[ SOBBING ]
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>> K'nuckles: UGH.
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>> Flapjack: [ PANTING ]
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HEY, BUBBIE.
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>> Bubbie: GOOD MORNING,
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DARLING.
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UH, SWEETIE, COULD YOU GET
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K'NUCKLES OUT OF BED?
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HE'S BEEN LAYING AROUND FOR
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DAYS, AND HE STINKS.
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>> Flapjack: I'LL HANDLE IT,
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BUBBIE.
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K'NUCKLES?
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K'NUCK-- AAH!
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>> K'nuckles: STAY AWAY.
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I'M SAD.
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>> Flapjack: WHAT'S WRONG?
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>> K'nuckles: GET AWAY FROM ME,
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BOY.
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>> Flapjack: I'LL SAVE YOU,
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CAPTAIN.
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>> K'nuckles: HEY.
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DON'T TOUCH ME.
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I SAID I WAS SAD.
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>> Flapjack: [ STRAINING ]
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YOU JUST NEED SOME SUNSHINE.
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>> K'nuckles: NO.
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I JUST WANT TO LIE HERE AND
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FESTER UNTIL MY BODY MELTS AND
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GIVES BUBBIE CAVITIES.
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>> Bubbie: WHAT'S WRONG WITH
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YOU, OLD MAN?
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YOU'VE BEEN A SAGGY, SMELLY SACK
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FOR DAYS.
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NOW TELL BUBBIE WHAT ALES YOU.
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>> K'nuckles: FINE.
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BACK IN MY NAVY DAYS, THERE WAS
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THIS PARTY.
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EVERYONE WAS SMOOCHING.
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CHARLIE LARAMORE WAS SMOOCHING
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WITH LILY LONGBOTTOM,
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PETER PIPPEN WITH LUCY TRUNKS,
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AND ME SAVORING MY FIRST SMOOCH
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WITH THE GORGEOUS
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GERTRUDE GERTER.
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THEN, LIKE A CRACK OF WIND FROM
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AN OLD MAN'S BOTTOM --
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>> HEY, LOOK.
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K'NUCKLES IS SMOOCHING WITH
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HIMSELF.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> K'nuckles: EMBARRASSMENT
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COMPELLED ME TO SPEAK.
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W-W-W-WHERE'S GERTRUDE?
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>> I'M OVER HERE.
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I SNUCK AWAY WHEN YOUSE WEREN'T
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LOOKING, 'CAUSE YOU'RE SO UGLY.
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[ WHIP! ]
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> K'nuckles: HARDY, HARDY,
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HARDY.
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>> Bubbie: OH, MY.
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THAT IS A SAD TALE, K'NUCKLES.
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>> K'nuckles: I KNOW IT'S SAD.
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I DON'T NEED TO HEAR IT FROM
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YOU.
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>> Bubbie: UNH-UNH.
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DON'T GIVE ME ATTITUDE.
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I JUST WANT TO HELP.
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NOW, K'NUCKLES, YOU NEED TO GET
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BACK ON THE SADDLE.
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>> Flapjack: YEAH, RIDE SOME
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HORSIES.
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>> Bubbie: NOT LIKE THAT, CHILD.
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K'NUCKLES NEEDS TO FIND A
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GIRLFRIEND.
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>> K'nuckles: NO.
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WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW, WO-MAN?
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>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES?!
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>> K'nuckles: YOU KNOW NOTHING
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ABOUT PAIN.
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SOUL-SHATTERING SUFFERING!
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GUT-WRENCHING GRIEF!
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>> Bubbie: OH, THAT'S ENOUGH,
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K'NUCKLES.
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>> K'nuckles: I CAN HATE IF I
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WANT TO!
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>> Bubbie: NOT AS LONG AS YOU
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UNDER THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH.
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>> K'nuckles: THEN I'LL HATE
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SOMEWHERE ELSE!
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AND I DON'T NEED NO WOMAN TRYING
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TO CHANGE ME!
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>> Both: [ SMOOCHING ]
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>> K'nuckles: [ SMOOCHES ]
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PBHT!
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>> [ LAUGHS ]
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STOP IT, HERMAN.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> HUH?
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>> AND I LOVE YOU.
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>> K'nuckles: WELL, I HATE YOU.
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I HATE EVERYBODY.
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>> Both: AAH!
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>> OH, I LOVE SWIMMING WITH YOU.
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[ SMOOCHES ]
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>> K'nuckles: "I LOVE YOU, I
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LOVE YOU."
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LOVE IS FOR --
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B-B-B-BEAUTIFUL.
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HEY, BUBBIE.
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>> Bubbie: DON'T THINK I'M
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LETTING YOU BACK IN IF YOU STILL
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ALL GRUMPY AND CRAZY.
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>> K'nuckles: JUST OPEN UP.
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I NEED TO TALK TO FLAPJACK.
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>> Bubbie: NOT WITH THAT
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ATTITUDE.
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>> K'nuckles: [ STRAINING ]
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FLAPJACK, I NEED TO BORROW SOME
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CLOTHES.
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>> Flapjack: WHAT?!
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>> K'nuckles: I NEED TO LOOK
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NICE WHEN I GO BACK TO MEET MY
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LADY FRIEND, AND MY CLOTHES ARE
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FILTHY.
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>> Flapjack: YOU MET A LADY?
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>> K'nuckles: YES.
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SO, DO YOU HAVE SOME CLEAN
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CLOTHES I CAN BORROW?
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>> Flapjack: YEAH. I GUESS SO.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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IS SHE PRETTY, CAP'N?
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DOES SHE LOOK LIKE BUBBIE?
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>> K'nuckles: IT'S TIME TO GET
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SERIOUS, FLAP.
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WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
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>> Flapjack: SORRY, CAP'N.
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>> K'nuckles: THERE SHE IS --
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OVER BY THE WIG STORE.
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[ STRAINING ]
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YOU SHOWED UP.
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I LIKE WHAT YOU DID WITH YOUR
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HAIR.
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OKAY, BOY.
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I WANT YOU TO MEET THE MOST
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BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD.
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EH?
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>> Flapjack: UH, ARE YOU SURE
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ABOUT THIS?
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>> K'nuckles: I SURE AM.
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FLAPJACK, UP UNTIL THIS POINT IN
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MY LIFE, I HAVEN'T HAD ANY REAL
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DIRECTION.
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THAT'S WHY I BECAME AN
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ADVENTURER WITH NO REAL HOME OR
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SENSE OF PLACE.
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BUT NOW THAT I'VE FOUND THIS
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BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, I KNOW EXACTLY
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WHERE I NEED TO BE -- RIGHT HERE
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WITH HER.
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DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
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[ MOANING ]
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[ CREEEEAK! ]
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>> Flapjack: I THINK I DO.
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>> K'nuckles: COME ON, BABY.
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I'M TAKING YOU OUT ON THE
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HOTTEST DATE OF YOUR LIFE.
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[ SLOOP! ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ KA-CHING! ]
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>> Flapjack: [ PANTING ]
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[ DING! ]
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>> K'nuckles: [ SMOOCHES ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> Flapjack: [ YAWNS ]
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[ SNORING ]
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>> K'nuckles: I'VE HAD SUCH A
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WONDERFUL TIME WITH YOU TODAY,
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BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.
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MM. LOOK AT THOSE STARS.
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[ DING! DING! ]
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SOMETIMES I THINK THAT ALL THOSE
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STARS ARE THE EYEBALLS OF SOME
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GREAT BEAST THAT LOOKS DOWN UPON
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US AND THINKS THAT WE ARE
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BEAUTIFUL, JUST AS WE LOOK INTO
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HER EYES AND THINK THAT THEY ARE
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BEAUTIFUL.
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I'VE NEVER TOLD ANYONE THAT
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BEFORE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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I MEAN, I JUST FEEL SO LIBERATED
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AROUND YOU.
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IF I HAD TOLD THAT TO ANYONE
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ELSE, THEY'D THINK I WAS NUTS.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU DON'T THINK I'M NUTS, DO
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YOU?
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[ CREAK! ]
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WELL? DO YOU?
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STOP MOCKING ME!
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W-W-WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
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W-WE HAD -- WE HAD A SPECIAL
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B-B-BOND.
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[ WARBLE! WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
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STOP COPYING ME!
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STOP IT!
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>> Flapjack: W-WHAT?
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WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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>> K'nuckles: I NEVER SHOULD
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HAVE TRUSTED A DUMB LADY, NO
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MATTER HOW BEAUTIFUL.
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>> Flapjack: AT LEAST I WON'T
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HAVE TO HOLD THIS MIRROR
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ANYMORE.
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>> K'nuckles: OH, WHO AM I
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KIDDING?
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I CAN'T STAY MAD AT YOU.
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LET'S GET MARRIED.
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>> Flapjack: W-W-W-WHAT?!
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>> AND DO YOU, K'NUCKLES,
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TAKE...THAT?
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>> K'nuckles: I DO.
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>> DID THAT MAN JUST MARRY A
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MIRROR?
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>> I BELIEVE SO.
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>> YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.
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>> K'nuckles: [ SMOOCHES ]
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>> WOULD YOU CARE TO SMOOCH?
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>> Both: [ SMOOCHING ]
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>> K'nuckles: MWAH!
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WOW. WHAT A DAY.
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[ YAWNS ]
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GOOD NIGHT, WIFE.
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>> Flapjack: PHEW.
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>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, BABY, YOU
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CAN'T KEEP THIS UP.
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YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
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RAISING A FAMILY.
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>> Flapjack: I'M WAY AHEAD OF
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YOU.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> Flapjack: OH, PARDON ME, GOOD
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LADY.
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>> K'nuckles: WHAT WAS THAT?
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>> Flapjack: I WAS LETTING THE
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GOOD LADY HAVE THE RIGHT-OF-WAY.
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>> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO,
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FLAPJACK.
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GREAT ADVENTURERS HAVE TO WALK
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TOUGH, LIKE THIS.
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YOU, THERE!
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YOU'RE IN MY WAY!
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[ SMACK! WHISTLE! ]
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THAT'S CALLED WALKING TOUGH.
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>> Flapjack: WOW!
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OKAY, IT'S MY TURN.
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YOU, THERE, YOU'RE IN MY WAY.
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[ SMACK! ]
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>> MOVE!
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>> Flapjack: WOW!
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HE MUST BE A SUPER GREAT
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ADVENTURER.
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>> GIVE ME A SHAVE.
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>> K'nuckles: NOPE.
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HE'S NO ADVENTURER.
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>> Flapjack: YEAH.
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I THOUGHT HIS TATTOO WAS A
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LITTLE DESPERATE.
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[ BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ! ]
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>> K'nuckles: NO, FLAPPY.
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IT'S BECAUSE HE'S GETTING A
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SHAVE.
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YOU SEE, WHEN AN ADVENTURER GOES
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OFF ON AN ADVENTURE, HE SEES SO
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MANY AMAZING THINGS THAT HIS JAW
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IS ALWAYS DROPPING, NEVER GIVING
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HIM TIME TO SHAVE.
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>> Flapjack: LIKE THIS?
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>> K'nuckles: ANYWAY, THAT'S WHY
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GREAT ADVENTURERS HAVE BEARDS.
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[ BUZZ! ]
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>> Flapjack: WHAT IS GOING ON
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HERE?
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>> HMM? OH, HELLO, BOYS.
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I'M THROWING MY ANNUAL
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BEARD-OFF.
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THE BEST BEARDS FROM EVERY CHIN
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CHOWSER, JAW JUNGLE, AND CANDY
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HOLE ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS WILL
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BE HERE TO COMPETE FOR THE GRAND
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PRIZE -- THE HAND OF MY CANDY
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DAUGHTER.
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I MEAN, OUR CANDY DAUGHTER.
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[ SNAP! SNAP! ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
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SHE'S OF MARRIAGE AGE AND NEEDS
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A GOOD MAN.
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>> K'nuckles: IF SHE'S ANYTHING
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LIKE HER MOTHER, THE WINNER WILL
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NEVER HAVE TO BUY CANDY AGAIN.
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>> Flapjack: 'CAUSE THEY'LL EAT
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HER.
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[ GASPS ]
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[ GROWLING ]
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WOWEE!
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LOOK AT ALL THOSE BRAVE
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ADVENTURER SAILORS.
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>> YES, SIR.
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HERE THEY COME FROM ACROSS THE
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SEVEN SEAS.
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THE BEARD-WALKING PIRATES OF THE
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MOLTEN MOUNTAINS.
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NOW, IMAGINE WALKING A MILE IN
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THEIR SHOES.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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THE POOPELLER BROTHERS.
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LOOK OUT BELOW!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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AND THE BABY BEARDOS.
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THEY'RE AS CUTE AS A BABY'S
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BOTTOM.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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>> Flapjack: I WISH I COULD
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ENTER THE BEARD-OFF.
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BUT MY CHEEKS ARE LIKE TINY
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TUSHIES.
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>> K'nuckles: DON'T LET THOSE
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AMATEURS GET YOU DOWN, FLAPJACK.
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SOMEDAY, YOU'LL HAVE A FINE
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BEARD, MAYBE, BUT PROBABLY NEVER
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AS FINE AS MINE.
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WHY, IF THE SUN'S LIGHT EVEN
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TOUCHED MY GLORIOUS STUBBLE, THE
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HEAT RAYS WOULD BECOME MAGNIFIED
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THROUGH MY BEARD'S PERFECT
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CRYSTALLINE STRUCTURE, AND I'D
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BURN THIS ENTIRE PORT TO
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CINDERS.
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THAT'S WHY I WEAR THIS HAT.
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>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
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OH, MY GOODNESS, K'NUCKLES, YOU
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SHOULD ENTER THE BEARD-OFF.
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>> K'nuckles: WELL, UH, NAH.
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I DON'T LIKE CONTESTS.
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>> Flapjack: BUT WHY NOT?
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>> K'nuckles: CONTESTS ARE
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STUPID.
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>> Flapjack: BUT WHAT ABOUT
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PEPPERMINT LARRY'S DAUGHTER?
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>> K'nuckles: AN ADVENTURER LIKE
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ME CAN'T GET TIED DOWN IN A
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SERIOUS CANDY RELATIONSHIP.
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>> Flapjack: BUT WE WERE GONNA
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EAT HER.
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>> K'nuckles: NO MORE QUESTIONS!
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[ BUZZ! ]
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>> Flapjack: [ YAWNS ]
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CAP'N K'NUCKLES.
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>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
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>> Flapjack: HOW WOULD HE WAKE
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ME UP?
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[ DING! ]
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[ SQUISH! ]
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[ SMACK! ]
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>> K'nuckles: AAH! [ GASPS ]
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WHAT -- WHAT IS IT?
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OH, IT'S YOU, FLAPJACK.
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WHAT'S WRONG, BOY?
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[ CREAK! ]
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>> K'nuckles: YES.
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GET ON WITH IT.
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>> Flapjack: WHO ARE YOU?!
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>> K'nuckles: SLIPPERY ABALONE!
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MY WHISKERS!
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>> Flapjack: OH.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU WITHOUT
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YOUR WHISKERS.
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YOUR WHISKERS!
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THEY'RE FAKE!
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>> K'nuckles: YES, BOY.
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MY BEARD'S A FAKE.
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>> Flapjack: WHISKERS.
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YOUR WHISKERS ARE FAKE.
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>> K'nuckles: RIGHT. WHISKERS.
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YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY YEARS
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I'VE BEEN LIVING WITH THIS LIE.
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NO, NO. DON'T LOOK AT ME.
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I'M NO LONGER WORTHY OF YOUR
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ADMIRING EYES.
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[ SOBBING ]
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[ SLOOP! ]
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[ DING! ]
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WELL, ME AND THESE ADMIRING EYES
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AREN'T QUITTING ON YOU AND YOUR
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BEARDLESS FACE.
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AND WITH THE COMBINED EFFORTS OF
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THE FOUR OF US...
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MM.
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MM.
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MM.
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MMMMM.
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...I'M SURE WE'LL FIGURE OUT A
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WAY TO GROW YOU A BEARD.
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YOU TRUST ME?
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DO YOU TRUST ME?
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>> K'nuckles: I GUESS.
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[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
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ONE BOTTLE OF EEL-OIL
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WHISKER ELIXIR, PLEASE.
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OH, K'NUCKLES.
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THIS MAGIC LIQUID WILL GROW HAIR
506
00:14:39,190 --> 00:14:41,250
ALL OVER YOUR FACE.
507
00:14:41,269 --> 00:14:44,059
>> K'nuckles: WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
508
00:14:41,269 --> 00:14:44,059
WAITING FOR, BOY?
509
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,010
POUR IT ON ME.
510
00:14:46,029 --> 00:14:46,229
AHH.
511
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:47,120
MM.
512
00:14:47,139 --> 00:14:48,029
MM.
513
00:14:48,049 --> 00:14:50,069
OH, THIS IS NICE.
514
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,280
WHAT IS THIS MIRACLE CONCOCTION,
515
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,280
FLAPPY?
516
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,050
>> Flapjack: EEL OIL.
517
00:14:54,070 --> 00:14:55,120
>> K'nuckles: AAH!
518
00:14:55,139 --> 00:14:56,269
FLAPJACK! FLAPJACK, STOP!
519
00:14:56,289 --> 00:14:58,269
PLEASE! FLAPJACK!
520
00:14:58,289 --> 00:15:00,109
AAH! FLAPJACK!
521
00:15:00,129 --> 00:15:02,139
EELS DON'T HAVE HAIR, BOY.
522
00:15:02,159 --> 00:15:08,179
[ Sobbing ] EELS DON'T HAVE
523
00:15:02,159 --> 00:15:08,179
HAIR.
524
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,220
>> Flapjack: GEEZ.
525
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,290
I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM ACT LIKE
526
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,290
THIS BEFORE.
527
00:15:12,009 --> 00:15:16,269
BUT WHAT COULD A TUSHIE FACE
528
00:15:12,009 --> 00:15:16,269
LIKE ME EVER DO ABOUT IT?
529
00:15:16,289 --> 00:15:18,279
HMM.
530
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:23,160
>> [ HUMMING ]
531
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:23,160
>> Flapjack: HMM.
532
00:15:23,179 --> 00:15:24,239
>> GLUE SHOPPE.
533
00:15:24,259 --> 00:15:26,009
GLUE SHOPPE HERE.
534
00:15:26,029 --> 00:15:27,129
>> Flapjack: HUH?
535
00:15:27,149 --> 00:15:30,129
>> ♪ HOW TO MAKE A FAKE BEARD
536
00:15:27,149 --> 00:15:30,129
OUT OF GLUE AND HAIR ♪
537
00:15:30,149 --> 00:15:32,259
>> Flapjack: MMMMMM.
538
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,009
MM-HMM.
539
00:15:34,029 --> 00:15:37,029
MM-HMM.
540
00:15:41,289 --> 00:15:44,199
[ POP! ]
541
00:15:41,289 --> 00:15:44,199
>> K'nuckles: UGH.
542
00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:49,020
GUESS I'LL GET ANOTHER BEARDLESS
543
00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:49,020
DAY STARTED THE SAME WAY I
544
00:15:49,039 --> 00:15:54,199
ALWAYS DO -- WITH NO BEARD.
545
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,020
I HAVE A BEARD!
546
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,069
I HAVE A BEARD!
547
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,240
THE ELIXIR WORKED!
548
00:15:58,259 --> 00:16:02,139
I CAN GROW A BEARD, AND I CAN
549
00:15:58,259 --> 00:16:02,139
GROW IT ON MY FACE.
550
00:16:02,159 --> 00:16:04,289
I HOPE I HAVEN'T MISSED THE
551
00:16:02,159 --> 00:16:04,289
REGISTRATION.
552
00:16:05,009 --> 00:16:06,099
MWAH!
553
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:12,130
[ LAUGHS ]
554
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:12,130
>> YOUR BADGE, SIR.
555
00:16:12,149 --> 00:16:13,049
NEXT.
556
00:16:13,070 --> 00:16:14,280
[ Laughing ] WHOA.
557
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:15,290
HA HA.
558
00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,149
YOUR BADGE, SIR.
559
00:16:17,169 --> 00:16:18,199
NEXT.
560
00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:21,200
>> K'nuckles: I'D LIKE TO
561
00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:21,200
REGISTER MY BEARD AND ME, SINCE
562
00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:22,200
WE'RE TOGETHER.
563
00:16:22,220 --> 00:16:23,150
>> TOGETHER?
564
00:16:23,169 --> 00:16:25,059
WHY? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN APART?
565
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:28,130
[ LAUGHS ]
566
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:28,130
YOUR BADGE, SIR.
567
00:16:28,149 --> 00:16:29,199
NEXT.
568
00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:32,040
>> K'nuckles: I NEVER THOUGHT
569
00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:32,040
I'D BE PINNING A BEARD-OFF BADGE
570
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,049
TO MY CHEST.
571
00:16:33,070 --> 00:16:35,050
BUT THEN AGAIN, I NEVER THOUGHT
572
00:16:33,070 --> 00:16:35,050
I'D HAVE A BEARD.
573
00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:38,280
MAN, HOW DO I GET THIS THING
574
00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:38,280
PINNED ON?
575
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,030
>> Flapjack: HERE.
576
00:16:40,049 --> 00:16:41,209
LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT.
577
00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:43,150
[ SNAPS ]
578
00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:43,150
>> K'nuckles: THANKS, BEARD.
579
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,039
>> Flapjack: YOU'RE WELCOME,
580
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,039
CAP'N.
581
00:16:45,059 --> 00:16:46,069
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK?!
582
00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:47,290
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BEARD?
583
00:16:48,009 --> 00:16:49,289
>> Flapjack: I'M NOT IN YOUR
584
00:16:48,009 --> 00:16:49,289
BEARD.
585
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,119
I AM YOUR BEARD.
586
00:16:51,139 --> 00:16:53,999
[ LAUGHS ]
587
00:16:51,139 --> 00:16:53,999
>> K'nuckles: UH, FLAPJACK --
588
00:16:54,019 --> 00:16:55,009
>> HEY, RUFUS.
589
00:16:55,029 --> 00:16:57,069
FEEL THAT TRADE WIND COMING IN?
590
00:16:57,090 --> 00:16:58,080
>> YEAH.
591
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,120
NOTHING LIKE A LITTLE EXTRA SEA
592
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,120
SALT IN MY BEARD.
593
00:17:01,139 --> 00:17:02,289
AHH.
594
00:17:03,009 --> 00:17:06,239
[ LAUGHS ]
595
00:17:03,009 --> 00:17:06,239
[ POINK! POINK! ]
596
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,239
AHH, YEAH.
597
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:09,049
>> WHAT IS THIS?!
598
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,999
YOUR BEARD DOESN'T CONNECT!
599
00:17:11,019 --> 00:17:13,239
IT'S LIKE A...FAKE BEARD!
600
00:17:13,259 --> 00:17:17,059
>> YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO
601
00:17:13,259 --> 00:17:17,059
TUSHIE CHEEKS AROUND HERE,
602
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,279
DON'T YOU?
603
00:17:23,230 --> 00:17:29,150
[ CREAK! RIP! ]
604
00:17:23,230 --> 00:17:29,150
>> AAH!
605
00:17:29,170 --> 00:17:36,150
[ SHATTERING ]
606
00:17:29,170 --> 00:17:36,150
>> EIYEE!
607
00:17:36,170 --> 00:17:41,150
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]
608
00:17:36,170 --> 00:17:41,150
>> K'nuckles: I GOT TO GET OUT
609
00:17:41,170 --> 00:17:42,120
OF THIS BEARD-OFF.
610
00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:46,180
[ BUZZ! ]
611
00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:46,180
I'D LIKE TO WELCOME EVERYONE TO
612
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,120
MY ANNUAL BEARD-OFF.
613
00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:51,020
I'D WELCOME YOU TO MY ANNUAL
614
00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:51,020
SHIRT-OFF, BUT THAT WOULD SURE
615
00:17:51,039 --> 00:17:52,029
BE EMBARRASSING.
616
00:17:52,049 --> 00:17:55,289
[ LAUGHS ]
617
00:17:52,049 --> 00:17:55,289
>> START THE COMPETITION!
618
00:17:56,009 --> 00:17:59,039
>> THE FIRST ROUND WILL BE
619
00:17:56,009 --> 00:17:59,039
QUESTION AND ANSWER.
620
00:17:59,059 --> 00:18:03,029
WILL CONTESTANT NUMBER 1 PLEASE
621
00:17:59,059 --> 00:18:03,029
COME OUT.
622
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,129
HERE'S YOUR QUESTION.
623
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:08,030
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR BEARDS TO
624
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:08,030
HELP OTHER PEOPLE, AND IF SO,
625
00:18:08,049 --> 00:18:11,109
HOW HAS YOUR BEARD HELPED OTHER
626
00:18:08,049 --> 00:18:11,109
PEOPLE?
627
00:18:11,130 --> 00:18:16,020
>> MY BEARD ONLY HATES PEOPLE,
628
00:18:11,130 --> 00:18:16,020
AND IT ONLY GETS IN THE WAY WHEN
629
00:18:16,039 --> 00:18:19,269
I'M DRINKING SOUP!
630
00:18:19,289 --> 00:18:23,069
[ APPLAUSE ]
631
00:18:19,289 --> 00:18:23,069
>> CONTESTANT NUMBER 2, GET ON
632
00:18:23,089 --> 00:18:24,099
OUT HERE.
633
00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:27,179
>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW IF I
634
00:18:24,119 --> 00:18:27,179
CAN DO THIS, FLAPJACK.
635
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,020
>> Flapjack: YOU CAN DO IT,
636
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,020
FRIEND.
637
00:18:29,039 --> 00:18:33,049
YOU'RE THE GREATEST ADVENTURER
638
00:18:29,039 --> 00:18:33,049
IN STORM-ALONG.
639
00:18:33,069 --> 00:18:37,289
>> IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A BEARD TO
640
00:18:33,069 --> 00:18:37,289
HELP PEOPLE, AND IF SO, HOW HAS
641
00:18:38,009 --> 00:18:39,279
YOUR BEARD HELPED PEOPLE?
642
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,280
>> K'nuckles: I, ER, UH, UM --
643
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,280
>> Flapjack: BEARDS ARE
644
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,010
BEAUTIFUL.
645
00:18:44,029 --> 00:18:47,029
THEY HELP THE WORLD BY BEING
646
00:18:44,029 --> 00:18:47,029
BIG, BUSHY FRIEND-MAKERS.
647
00:18:47,049 --> 00:18:52,169
[ BOOING ]
648
00:18:47,049 --> 00:18:52,169
>> AND NOW -- THE BEARD
649
00:18:52,190 --> 00:18:54,190
BATHING-SUIT CONTEST.
650
00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:58,040
[ LAUGHS ]
651
00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:58,040
HERE'S CANNONBALL CARL SPORTING
652
00:18:58,059 --> 00:19:00,149
HIS FABULOUS GOLDEN BIKINI
653
00:18:58,059 --> 00:19:00,149
BRAIDS.
654
00:19:00,170 --> 00:19:02,200
[ CHUCKLES ]
655
00:19:00,170 --> 00:19:02,200
AND HERE COMES
656
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:06,030
ANCHORS-AWEIGH ANDY IN A
657
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:06,030
POWERFUL TWO-PIECE
658
00:19:06,049 --> 00:19:09,049
MUSTACHE-AND-WAXED-ACCENTS
659
00:19:06,049 --> 00:19:09,049
COMBO.
660
00:19:09,069 --> 00:19:12,049
[ CHUCKLES ]
661
00:19:09,069 --> 00:19:12,049
THERE GOES LANCE CORALBOTTOM IN
662
00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:15,229
A CLASSIC SERPENT BODY KNOT.
663
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:19,180
[ BOOING ]
664
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:19,180
[ BUZZ! ]
665
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:24,210
>> AND THE FINAL ROUND -- BEARD
666
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:24,210
POWER!
667
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:29,290
[ WARBLE! WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
668
00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:29,290
>> [ LAUGHS ]
669
00:19:30,009 --> 00:19:36,049
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
670
00:19:30,009 --> 00:19:36,049
[ ZAPPING ]
671
00:19:36,069 --> 00:19:42,019
[ LAUGHS ]
672
00:19:36,069 --> 00:19:42,019
[ CHEERING ]
673
00:19:42,039 --> 00:19:43,169
>> WELL? WHATCHA GOT?
674
00:19:43,190 --> 00:19:46,200
>> K'nuckles: WE'RE IN THE SOUP
675
00:19:43,190 --> 00:19:46,200
NOW, KID.
676
00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:47,250
>> Flapjack: NO.
677
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:51,069
K'NUCKLES, YOU ONCE TOLD ME
678
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:51,069
ABOUT A MAN, A MAN WITH A FAKE
679
00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:54,269
BEARD THAT WAS SO POWERFUL, HE
680
00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:54,269
COULD NEVER REMOVE HIS HAT.
681
00:19:54,289 --> 00:19:56,069
BUT IT'S TIME NOW.
682
00:19:56,089 --> 00:19:57,289
REMOVE YOUR HAT, K'NUCKLES.
683
00:19:58,009 --> 00:20:00,049
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, I --
684
00:19:58,009 --> 00:20:00,049
>> Flapjack: REMOVE YOUR HAT.
685
00:20:00,069 --> 00:20:01,089
>> K'nuckles: FLAPPY.
686
00:20:01,109 --> 00:20:02,099
>> Flapjack: REMOVE YOUR HAT.
687
00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:06,049
>> K'nuckles: OKAY.
688
00:20:06,069 --> 00:20:09,069
[ BOOING ]
689
00:20:06,069 --> 00:20:09,069
>> Flapjack: OH, YEAH.
690
00:20:09,089 --> 00:20:10,129
YOU WERE LYING.
691
00:20:10,150 --> 00:20:15,110
>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, I'VE
692
00:20:10,150 --> 00:20:15,110
LIVED A LIFE OF SHAME, BELIEVING
693
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:18,260
I COULD NEVER GROW AN ADVENTURE
694
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:18,260
BEARD.
695
00:20:18,279 --> 00:20:24,049
[ INDISTINCT GRUMBLING ]
696
00:20:18,279 --> 00:20:24,049
TURNS OUT, THE GREATEST BEARD AN
697
00:20:24,069 --> 00:20:29,109
ADVENTURER COULD ASK FOR WAS
698
00:20:24,069 --> 00:20:29,109
RIGHT HERE UNDER MY NOSE.
699
00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:30,160
>> Flapjack: HEY.
700
00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:33,280
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
701
00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:33,280
I THINK SOMEBODY'S GOT A STUPID
702
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,070
CONTEST TO WIN.
703
00:20:35,089 --> 00:20:43,189
[ WHOOSH! ]
704
00:20:35,089 --> 00:20:43,189
[ HUMMING ]
705
00:20:46,059 --> 00:20:47,269
>> JUST LIKE MY DOG USED TO
706
00:20:46,059 --> 00:20:47,269
DANCE.
707
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:50,119
>> K'nuckles: IT'S WORKING,
708
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:50,119
FLAPJACK.
709
00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:52,040
GIVE IT MORE POWER.
710
00:20:52,059 --> 00:20:53,179
>> Flapjack: OKAY.
711
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,160
[ HUMMING ]
712
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,160
>> HEY, HEY. NOT BAD.
713
00:20:56,180 --> 00:21:02,160
THAT BEARD'S AMAZING.
714
00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:09,120
>> Flapjack: [ PANTING ]
715
00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:09,120
[ WHIP! ]
716
00:21:09,140 --> 00:21:12,120
[ DING! ]
717
00:21:09,140 --> 00:21:12,120
>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
718
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:13,250
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
719
00:21:13,269 --> 00:21:15,139
I THINK HIS BEARD'S A FAKE!
720
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:18,280
>> THAT CANDY MAN LET A
721
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:18,280
PEACH-FUZZ PATTY COMPETE IN THE
722
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,150
BEARD-OFF.
723
00:21:21,170 --> 00:21:25,100
>> [ LAUGHS ]
724
00:21:21,170 --> 00:21:25,100
>> DAD, I WANT MY WINNER.
725
00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:29,119
>> THE WINNER IS -- IS -- IS...
726
00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:34,230
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
727
00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:34,230
>> ...HER.
728
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:35,200
>> OOPS.
729
00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:38,280
GUESS I FORGOT TO WAX THIS
730
00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:38,280
MORNING.
731
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,150
>> [ LAUGHS ]
732
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,150
MY WINNER.
733
00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:45,040
>> THAT'S MY DAUGHTER.
734
00:21:45,059 --> 00:21:46,099
>> I'M CANDY.
735
00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:47,229
>> K'nuckles: WAIT.
736
00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:49,240
SHE'S NOT MADE OF CANDY?
737
00:21:49,259 --> 00:21:51,079
>> SHE'S ADOPTED.
738
00:21:51,099 --> 00:21:55,059
[ LAUGHS ]
739
00:21:51,099 --> 00:21:55,059
>> K'nuckles: SURE GLAD SOMEONE
740
00:21:55,079 --> 00:21:56,189
ELSE GOT THAT PRIZE.
741
00:21:56,210 --> 00:21:57,270
>> AAH!
742
00:21:57,289 --> 00:22:00,179
>> Flapjack: BUT AREN'T YOU SAD
743
00:21:57,289 --> 00:22:00,179
THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A BEARD LIKE
744
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,230
A REAL ADVENTURER?
745
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:04,090
>> K'nuckles: BOY, I NEVER SAID
746
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:04,090
YOU NEED A BEARD TO BE AN
747
00:22:04,109 --> 00:22:05,079
ADVENTURER.
748
00:22:05,099 --> 00:22:06,249
BEARDS ARE FOR LADIES.
749
00:22:06,269 --> 00:22:09,139
>> All: LADIES, HUH?
750
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,180
GIG'S UP, GALS.
751
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,190
THESE MAN SUITS AREN'T FOOLING
752
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,190
NOBODY.
753
00:22:13,210 --> 00:22:15,260
[ CREAK! POP! ]
754
00:22:42,019 --> 00:22:48,069
>> ♪ AHH ♪
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