Original subtitles

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

HEY, FLAPJACK.

COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A

PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED

ISLAND? ♪

♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T

NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP ♪

♪ NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪

>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND

RISKY ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS

AND FREE ♪

>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --

THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP

TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪

>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY

GOOD TO ME.

>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪

>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪

[ SPLASH! ]

>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, WHAT ARE

YOU DOING?

>> Flapjack: I'M WORKING ON MY

SURVIVAL SKILLS.

CAP'N K'NUCKLES SAYS ALL

ADVENTURERS NEED TO KNOW HOW TO

MAKE FIRE WITH TWO STICKS, AND

HE SHOULD KNOW.

HE'S THE GREATEST ADVENTURER IN

THE WORLD.

>> Bubbie: MM-HMM.

THEN WHY IS HE IN THAT BARREL

OVER THERE?

>> Flapjack: 'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE

HE WENT TO SLEEPIES.

>> Bubbie: MM-HMM.

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE, IT'S

WORKING!

I'M MAKING FIRE!

>> Bubbie: OH, THAT'S GREAT,

FLAPJACK.

[ FOGHORN BLOWS ]

[ SPLASH! ]

>> Flapjack: CANNONBALLS.

>> K'nuckles: WAIT A MINUTE.

I KNOW THAT HUM.

PTOOEY!

THAT'S THE S.S. DISASTER.

IT HASN'T BEEN SEEN IN OVER 18

YEARS.

>> Flapjack: GOLLY!

WHERE'S IT BEEN ALL THIS TIME?

>> K'nuckles: WELL,

CAPTAIN RIDICULOUS TOOK IT OUT

ON AN EXPLORATORY VOYAGE TO THE

BOTTOM OF THE WORLD.

>> Flapjack: THE BOTTOM OF THE

WORLD?

I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO GO

THERE ONE DAY.

>> K'nuckles: YEAH?

I BET CAPTAIN RIDICULOUS IS DOWN

AT THE STORYTELLER'S CLUB RIGHT

NOW REGALING THE CROWD WITH HIS

TALES OF ADVENTURES.

>> Flapjack: THE STORYTELLER'S

CLUB?

I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO TELL

TALES THERE ONE DAY.

>> K'nuckles: HUH?

OH, IT'S TOO BAD I'M SO

COMFORTABLE IN MY BARREL HERE.

OTHERWISE I'D TAKE YOU.

>> Flapjack: HEY, BUBBIE.

>> Bubbie: ALL RIGHT, K'NUCKLES.

IF YOU TAKE MY BABY TO THE

STORYTELLER'S CLUB, YOU DON'T

HAVE TO SLEEP IN THE BARREL

TONIGHT.

>> K'nuckles: HA HA HA!

K'NUCKLES!

>> TELL US A TALE, CAPTAIN.

>> YEAH, SPIN US A YARN!

>> CRACK US A CHESTNUT.

>> CHRONICLE US A CLIFF-HANGER.

>> Flapjack: YEAH, WEAVE US A

MEMOIR.

>> K'nuckles: I CAN'T BELIEVE

THEY WOULDN'T LET US IN.

>> Flapjack: Shh!

>> K'nuckles: HMPH!

>> COME ON, FEED US A FABLE.

>> ENOUGH!

I'M NO FABLE FEEDER.

[ ALL GROAN ]

I DRAW PICTURES!

>> All: OH!

>> OKEYDOKEY, LET'S SEE.

THE FIRST ONE IS OF MY BOAT.

HMM, SEE?

IT'S GOT THE WATER AND

EVERYTHING.

THE NEXT ONE IS OF ME, AND THIS

IS...OH, THIS IS MY FIRST MATE.

A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY WE LOOK

ALIKE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> K'nuckles: HEY, FLAP, LOOK AT

THE TOP OF THAT BIG, TALL

MOUNTAIN, NEAR THE LOWER PEAK.

DO YOU SEE?

>> Flapjack: SEE WHAT?

IT JUST LOOKS LIKE A ROCK.

>> K'nuckles: COME ON, FLAP,

LET'S GO BACK TO BUBBIE, AND

I'LL PROMISE YOU AN ADVENTURE

YOU CAN BOTH SEE AND HEAR.

YOU SEE, FLAPJACK, LIKE MY

WOODEN LEGS, I ALSO HAVE A

WOODEN SITTIN' MUSCLE.

UNDERSTAND?

[ TAP! TAP! TAP! ]

>> Flapjack: YOU HAVE A WOODEN

BOTTOM?

>> K'nuckles: SITTIN' MUSCLE!

ANYWAY, IT WAS MANY YEARS AGO.

I WAS LOST AT SEA, FIGHTING A

FEROCIOUS SEA MONSTER IN THE

MIDDLE OF A BLIZZARD.

I WAS RIPPING OFF HIS ARM HAIR

WHEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE BEAST

STARTED TO SNEEZE.

>> AH-CHOO!

>> K'nuckles: THE MONSTER

SNEEZED MY SITTIN' MUSCLE CLEAN

OFF, AND I NEVER SEEN IT AGAIN,

UNTIL TODAY.

>> Flapjack: YOU MEAN...?

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, I THINK

THE THING IN THAT PICTURE IS MY

LONG-LOST SITTIN' MUSCLE, AND I

CAN'T GET IT BACK WITHOUT YOU.

>> Flapjack: YOU NEED MY HELP?

>> K'nuckles: I NEED YOU TO TALK

TO THE WHALE, GET US A RIDE.

>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES!

>> Flapjack: PLEASE, BUBBIE?

>> Bubbie: OKAY, MUFFIN.

>> Flapjack: YAY!

>> K'nuckles: NEXT STOP, THE

BOTTOM OF THE WORLD!

>> Flapjack: TO LOOK FOR YOUR

BOTTOM.

>> K'nuckles: SITTIN' MUSCLE.

[ SHIVERING ]

>> [ SHIVERING ]

>> Flapjack: CAP'N K'NUCKLES,

WHY WAS THAT SEA MONSTER

SHIVERING?

>> K'nuckles: BECAUSE HE'S

NERVOUS!

DOWN HERE, ALL SEA CREATURES ARE

NERVOUS -- ABOUT RUNNING INTO

PEOPLE THEY OWE MONEY TO.

>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES, ARE YOU

SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?

>> K'nuckles: OOH, WHY DON'T YOU

CONCENTRATE ON THOSE ICEBERGS UP

AHEAD?

>> Bubbie: OH, MY!

OH! OOH!

OOH, OH.

[ THUD! ]

I'M AFRAID THIS IS AS FAR AS I

GO, FLAPJACK.

>> Flapjack: THAT'S OKAY,

BUBBIE.

CAP'N AND I CAN HOP THE ICEBERGS

FROM HERE, RIGHT, CAP'N?

>> K'nuckles: COME ON, FLAP!

MY SITTIN' MUSCLE AWAITS!

HA HA!

>> Flapjack: HEE HEE HEE!

[ SPROING! ]

WAIT FOR ME, CAP'N!

[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]

HEY, CAP'N!

>> K'nuckles: WHAT?

[ INDISTINCT WAILING ]

WHAT?!

FLAPJACK, I CAN'T HEAR --

[ SMACK! ]

...ANYTHING FOR THE REST OF MY

LIFE, OW.

>> Flapjack: CAP'N K'NUCKLES.

[ GRUNTS ]

OH, MY CAP'N, ARE YOU OKAY?

[ SNAP! ]

>> K'nuckles: I'VE BEEN BETTER,

ACTUALLY.

[ POP! ]

AH, I COULD GET USED TO THAT.

[ RUMBLING ]

>> Flapjack: [ WHIMPERS ]

>> K'nuckles: WHOA!

[ CRASH! ]

FLAP, WE DID IT!

AND WE'RE SO CLOSE!

[ CLATTER! ]

NOW, THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL AN

"OBSTACLE" ILLUSION.

>> Flapjack: CAP'N, LOOK, WE'RE

HERE.

>> ♪ YEAH! ♪

>> Flapjack: IT SURE LOOKS A LOT

BIGGER UP CLOSE, HUH, CAP'N?

>> HELLO!

[ LAUGHING ]

YES, HELLO!

>> K'nuckles: OH, GEEZ, WHAT'S

THIS GUY SELLING?

>> [ LAUGHING ]

YES, SO NICE TO HAVE VISITORS.

ARE YOU SCIENTIST CESWELL?

YES OR NO?

>> Flapjack: NO.

>> OH.

>> Flapjack: WE'RE ADVENTURERS!

>> OH!

ADVENTURERS.

OH, YES, WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL.

AND ARE YOU GENTLEMEN CLIMBING

THIS MOUNTAIN, YES?

>> Flapjack: YEAH.

>> OHH!

YES, WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL!

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU GENTLEMEN WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO

KNOW CAPTAIN RIDICULOUS, WOULD

YOU?

>> Flapjack: YEAH, WE DO.

>> OHH!

WHAT A SMALL WORLD.

WELL, ANY FRIENDS OF CAPTAIN

RIDICULOUS ARE FRIENDS OF MINE,

AND, WELL, I THINK, UH...

YOU GENTLEMEN COULD USE SOME

WARM CLOTHES, HMM, YES?

WAH-H-H.

I'M A SCIENTIST.

YES.

>> Flapjack: WELL, HE SEEMS

NICE.

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, THAT'S

NO SCIENTIST.

THAT'S A CON ARTIST.

>> Flapjack: I DIDN'T KNOW.

>> K'nuckles: HE'S TRYING TO

SELL US WARM CLOTHES FOR THE TOP

OF THE MOUNTAIN?

LOOK HOW CLOSE THE TOP IS TO THE

SUN.

IT'S GOT TO BE A MILLION DEGREES

UP THERE.

>> Flapjack: GOLLY.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

>> K'nuckles: I SAY WE BEAT IT

BEFORE THAT SWINDLER COMES BACK.

>> YES, HERE WE ARE.

VERY WARM.

KEEP THEM AS LONG AS YOU LIKE.

I HAVE PLENTY OF -- HUBBA --

WHA--?

>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ]

WE OUTSMARTED HIM, EH, FLAP?

>> Flapjack: NO WARM CLOTHES FOR

US.

>> K'nuckles: WHOO-HOO!

[ WIND HOWLING ]

>> K'nuckles: FLAP, I THINK WE

SHOULD TURN BACK WHILE WE STILL

HAVE A CHANCE.

>> Flapjack: WHAT?

>> K'nuckles: OW!

OH, FLAP!

AAH!

OH, WE'RE NEVER GONNA --

OOH!

>> Flapjack: HEY, CAP'N.

CAP'N, HOW DID YOUR SITTIN'

MUSCLE GET ALL THE WAY UP HERE,

ANYWAYS?

I THOUGHT A MONSTER SNEEZED IT

INTO THE OCEAN.

>> K'nuckles: WELL, BOY, SINCE

WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA DIE UP HERE

ANYWAYS, I MAY AS WELL TELL YOU

THE TRUTH.

I WAS LOST AT SEA, LIKE I SAID,

ONLY I WASN'T FIGHTING A SEA

MONSTER.

I WAS SIGNED ABOARD

CAPTAIN RIDICULOUS'S SHIP, THE

S.S. DISASTER.

WE'D JUST FINISHED MENDING A

SAIL...

>> All: [ GROANING ]

>> OWIE.

>> OH, MAN, MY ARMS ARE SORE --

PROBABLY FROM MY MUSCLES BEING

TOO HUGE.

>> MY FIST IS SORE FROM PUNCHING

FRANK IN THE NOSE.

>> MY NOSE IS SORE FROM PUNCHING

STEVE'S FIST.

>> K'nuckles: MY BOTTOM HURTS...

FROM SITTING.

>> All: HUH?

>> K'nuckles: THE CREW DIDN'T

TAKE TOO KINDLY TO MY CHOICE OF

WORDS.

[ LAUGHTER AND SHOUTING ]

>> HEY, TOSS IT HERE, WILL YA?

>> K'nuckles: AND THEY WOULDN'T

LET ME JOIN THEM AT THE BOTTOM

OF THE WORLD.

AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, I

NEVER SAW MY SITTIN' MUSCLE

AGAIN.

>> Flapjack: [ SNIFFLES ]

SO, I GUESS THIS MEANS WE'LL

NEVER --

HEY, CAP'N, THERE IT IS!

IT'S YOUR SITTIN' MUSCLE!

NOTICE HOW I DIDN'T SAY

"BOTTOM"?

>> K'nuckles: [ SHIVERS ]

FLAPJACK, I'M FREEZING.

>> Flapjack: ME TOO.

>> K'nuckles: WE'RE GONNA DIE UP

HERE!

[ CRUNCH! ]

>> Flapjack: I GOT AN IDEA.

>> K'nuckles: WHAT IS IT?

>> Flapjack: I'M GONNA MAKE A

FIRE WITH THESE TWO STICKS.

>> K'nuckles: WELL, WHAT ARE YOU

GONNA USE FOR WOOD?

>> Flapjack: YOUR WOODEN

BOTTOM -- SITTIN' MUSCLE.

>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]

IF I TOLD YOU ONCE, I TOLD YOU

100 TIMES...

PLEASE SAVE MY LIFE.

[ SHIVERING ]

>> Flapjack: WISH ME LUCK.

IT'S WORKING.

[ POOF! GASP! ]

THE STORYTELLER'S CLUB'S NEVER

GONNA BELIEVE THIS.

>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE NOT GONNA

MAKE IT TO THE STORYTELLER'S

CLUB, BOY, AND I'M NEVER GONNA

GET MY SITTIN' MUSCLE BACK

I'M GONNA DIE ALONE.

[ CRIES ]

>> Flapjack: YOU'RE NOT ALONE,

CAP'N.

>> K'nuckles: WHAT ARE YOU

DOING, BOY?

>> Flapjack: HUGGING YOU

GOODBYE.

>> K'nuckles: THAT'S NICE,

FLAPPY, BUT ADVENTURERS DON'T

HUG EACH OTHER GOOD--

HUH?

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

THE WARMTH OF YOUR HUG IS

MELTING THE ICE.

HUG HARDER, FLAPJACK!

>> Flapjack: AYE, AYE, CAP'N!

>> ♪ POWER HUG! ♪

>> K'nuckles: IT'S WORKING!

[ SLOOP! ]

AH, COME TO PAPA!

[ Echoing ] HOORAY!

HOORAY!

HOORAY!

HOORAY!

WE DID IT, FLAP!

>> Flapjack: WHEE!

>> K'nuckles: WE DID IT!

HA HA HA HA!

>> Flapjack: WHEE!

WHEE!

I KNEW YOU HAD A PLAN FOR

GETTING US DOWN.

[ SCREECHING ]

>> OH, WOW.

I TOLD YOU IT WAS CHILLY.

>> BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I FOUND

THIS ON MY SECOND EXPEDITION ON

THE SAME MOUNTAIN THAT WE LEFT

OUR OLD CABIN BOY'S SITTIN'

MUSCLE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I BELIEVE THE LARGER CREATURE TO

BE A PRIMITIVE SPECIES, ONE WHO

EVOLVED WITHOUT A BOTTOM.

>> Flapjack: SITTIN' MUSCLE.

[ TING! ]

>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]

>> Bubbie: [ LAUGHING ]

FLAPJACK!

>> Flapjack: YES, BUBBIE?

>> Bubbie: THAT TICKLES!

>> Flapjack: I CAN'T HELP IT!

K'NUCKLES PROMISED HE'S GONNA

TAKE ME TO THE KNOT FESTIVAL.

PRIZE KNOTS FROM ALL OVER THE

SEVEN SEAS, KNOTS BETTER THAN

ALL OF THESE.

>> Bubbie: YOU KNOW I SHARE YOUR

LOVE FOR KNOTS, BUT -- WHOA!

[ LAUGHS ]

>> Flapjack: THE ANGLER'S LOOP.

>> Bubbie: BUT COULD YOU TIE

YOUR KNOTS ON THIS STRING

INSTEAD OF BUBBIE'S INNARDS?

>> Flapjack: THANK YOU, BUBBIE.

HE'S HOME!

>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]

NO, OH, DARN IT.

>> Flapjack: CAP'N K'NUCKLES.

>> K'nuckles: NOT KNOW, KID.

OLD K'NUCKIE'S ALL WORN OUT.

>> Flapjack: WHY ARE YOU ALL

WORN OUT?

[ POP! ]

>> K'nuckles: HUH?

OH, FROM ALL THE KNOT TYING.

>> Flapjack: WHAT KNOT TYING?

>> K'nuckles: ALL THE KNOT TYING

AT THE KNOT FESTIVAL.

WHOO!

WORE ME OUT.

I'M SO WORN OUT, I DON'T KNOW IF

I CAN FINISH THIS.

[ SLURP! GULP! ]

[ SHIVERS ]

FLAP, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR

FACE?

>> Flapjack: [ SNIFFLES ]

YOU PROMISED YOU'D TAKE ME!

>> K'nuckles: OH, YEAH, WELL,

UH, I LIED.

>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES!

>> K'nuckles: LIED ABOUT, UH,

THE KNOT TYING.

I-I WAS NOT TYING ANYTHING.

I WAS SURVEYING THE BEST SPOTS,

AND -- AND THAT'S WHERE WE'RE

GONNA BE, RIGHT AFTER THIS NAP.

>> Flapjack: HE'S GONNA TAKE ME

AFTER HIS NAP.

>> Bubbie: YEAH, I HEARD HIM,

SUGAR CUP.

>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]

>> Flapjack: [ BREATHING

HEAVILY ]

[ SMOOCH! ]

>> K'nuckles: WHAT?

>> Flapjack: ARE YOU ASLEEP YET?

>> K'nuckles: NO!

NOW, QUIT BREATHING SO CLOSE TO

ME.

I DON'T WANT TO BE SMELLING

BOOGERS.

>> Flapjack: SLEEP.

SLEEP.

>> K'nuckles: GO SIT OVER THERE

WHERE YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME!

GO ON!

>> Flapjack: WHOOSH!

PSHHH!

WHOOSH!

PSHHH!

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!

>> Flapjack: I'M SOOTHING YOU

WITH AMBIENT OCEAN SOUNDS.

>> K'nuckles: I DON'T WANT TO

HEAR YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD.

>> Flapjack: ♪ OH, FALL ASLEEP,

MY SWEET K'NUCKIES ♪

♪ I WON'T SAY A WORD, BUT I'LL

SING YOU WORDS SO SWEET,

K'NUCKIES ♪

♪ YOU'LL REST LIKE MILKY CURDS ♪

>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]

I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS,

FLAPJACK, BUT NOW I HAVE TO GIVE

YOU THE OLD SAILOR'S CURSE OF

MUTE MIKE.

>> Flapjack: WHO'S MUTE MIKE?

>> K'nuckles: BACK WHEN I WAS

BEAUTIFUL, I USED TO SAIL WITH A

SASSY, LOUDMOUTH SAILOR NAMED

MAD MIKE.

WE WERE LEANING BACK AGAINST THE

RAILING OF THE SHIP WHEN A BIG

WAVE CAME UP AND KNOCKED

MAD MIKE TO THE GROUND.

NOW, I STOOD THERE LAUGHING.

[ LAUGHING ]

THE SEA IS PLAYING GAMES WITH

YOU, MIKE.

I THINK SHE HAS A CRUSH ON YOU.

BUT MIKE JUST GOT ANGRY.

HE HOPPED UP AND CURSED AT THE

SEA FOR PLAYING LOVE GAMES.

HE CURSED LOUDER AND LONGER THAN

HE'D EVER CURSED BEFORE.

>> [ MUMBLING ]

>> K'nuckles: THEN THE SKY

TURNED BLACK, AND THE SUN TURNED

TO THUNDERSTORM, AND THE SEA

RAGED.

AND MIKE STOOD THERE WITH HIS

MOUTH OPEN, WATCHING THE SEA GET

ANGRIER AND ANGRIER, UNTIL A

MASSIVE WAVE DROPPED 10,000

JELLYFISH IN HIS MOUTH.

[ PLOP! PLOP! PLOP! PLOP! ]

>> [ MUTTERING ]

>> K'nuckles: THE JELLYFISH

ZAPPED MIKE'S VOCAL CORDS AND

LIPS TOGETHER.

MAD MIKE BECAME MUTE MIKE, AND

HE NEVER SPOKE AGAIN.

AND NOW, FLAPJACK, I GIVE YOU

THE CURSE OF MU-U-U-TE MIKE.

>> Flapjack: AAH!

[ SCREAM STOPS ]

>> K'nuckles: UH-OH.

NO, NO, WAIT!

DON'T TELL BUBBIE.

>> Bubbie: DON'T TELL ME WHAT?

[ KNOCKS ]

K'NUCKLES, DID YOU REALLY CURSE

MY BABY?

>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.

THAT OLD CURSE NEVER WORKED

BEFORE.

>> Bubbie: WELL, UNCURSE HIM

RIGHT NOW.

>> K'nuckles: I NEVER LEARNED

HOW TO UNCURSE SOMEONE.

>> Bubbie: WELL, I NEVER LEARNED

HOW TO KEEP MY TEMPER FROM

SOMEONE WHO CURSES MY BABIES.

>> K'nuckles: HOLD ON.

HE'S TRYING TO TELL ME

SOMETHING.

WELL, GO ON.

SO YOU WANT ME AND YOU TO GO

SOMEWHERE.

OKAY, SO YOU WANT TO GO TO A

FIRST-AID TENT TO FIX YOUR

CURSE.

WELL, WHERE IS ONE?

[ CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

THE KNOT FESTIVAL, OF COURSE.

GOOD THINKING, BOY.

>> GET YOUR RED-HOT KNOTS HERE.

>> K'nuckles: IF I REMEMBER

RIGHT, IT SHOULD BE AROUND HERE

SOMEWHERE.

>> HEY, LOOK, GUYS.

IT'S SLIPKNOT.

♪ SLIPPIN' AND A-SLIDIN' ♪

REMEMBER?

>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ]

>> WE'LL BE AT THE HITCHIN' POST

TONIGHT.

>> SEE YOU THERE.

>> K'nuckles: NEVER SEEN THOSE

WEIRDOS BEFORE IN MY LIFE,

FLAPPY, I SWEAR IT.

WE'RE HERE, FLAPJACK.

>> DON'T TELL ME, MM.

YOU'RE HERE FOR SOME OF MY FIRST

AID.

NOW, HOW MAY THESE HANDS...

BE OF SERVICE TO YOU?

>> K'nuckles: IT WASN'T EXACTLY

MY FAULT, DOC.

I MEAN, I WAS JUST TRYING TO

SLEEP.

THEN I TOLD HIM A STORY, AN

INNOCENT, LITTLE STORY, AND

THEN, OUT OF NO PLACE, HE WAS

CURSED.

IT'S THE CURSE OF MUTE MIKE,

DOC.

>> AH, I, SIR, AM A MAN OF

SCIENCE.

>> K'nuckles: HEAR THAT, FLAP?

HE'S GONNA FIX YA.

[ SLOOP! ]

[ SQUEAK! ]

[ CASH REGISTER DINGS ]

>> RIGHT, THEN, LET'S BEGIN.

MM...

HMM?

>> K'nuckles: GOOD CALL, FLAP.

THAT LOOKED TOO EXPENSIVE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> K'nuckles: WHAT?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT IS THAT?

[ LAUGHTER ]

OH.

YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, FLAPJACK.

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE,

BECAUSE IT'S FREE.

LET'S GO HEAR SOME JOKES.

>> NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK,

NYUK.

KNOCK, KNOCK.

WHO'S THERE?

A ROPE.

A ROPE WHO?

I "ROPE" YOU LIKE KNOCK-KNOCK

JOKES.

NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK,

NYUK.

KNOCK, KNOCK.

WHO'S THERE?

A KNOT.

A KNOT WHO?

A "KNOT" MY PROBLEM.

NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK,

NYUK.

>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE "KNOT"

FUNNY.

>> YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'M "KNOT" FUNNY.

NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK, NYUK.

>> K'nuckles: COME ON, FLAPJACK.

HOW AM I GONNA REVERSE THIS

CURSE?

>> POP THE BALLOONS AND GET YOUR

FREE SEA HORSE.

>> K'nuckles: NO, FLAPJACK,

THAT'S NOT GONNA HELP YOUR

AILMENT.

>> AILMENT, YOU SAY?

MY FRIEND, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?

GIFT GIVING IS THE ONLY TRUE

CURE.

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE A GIFT, YOUNG

MAN?

>> K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT.

[ CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

IT'S HOPELESS.

THEY'RE THE ONLY TWO BOOTHS

LEFT, AND WHAT CAN THEY DO --

SINGING AND CURSING?

>> Flapjack: CURSING?

YOU MEAN LIKE THE ONE YOU PUT

ON ME?

>> K'nuckles: NOT THAT KIND OF

CURSING.

WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU DIDN'T LOSE YOUR VOICE.

>> Flapjack: [ GULPS ]

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!

>> Flapjack: I'M SORRY, CAP'N.

I FAKED BEING CURSED 'CAUSE I

THOUGHT IT WAS THE ONLY WAY

YOU'D TAKE ME TO THE KNOT

FESTIVAL.

>> K'nuckles: YOU LIED TO ME,

AND I WORRIED ABOUT YOU!

>> Flapjack: I'M SORRY.

>> K'nuckles: COVER YOUR EARS,

BOY.

[ PLUNK! ]

>> K'nuckles: [ MUFFLED

MUMBLING ]

TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR EARS.

>> CONGRATULATIONS, SIR.

YOU ARE A PHENOMENAL CURSER.

YOU DISGUST ME.

>> K'nuckles: UH, THANKS.

I'M GONNA GO SELL THIS TROPHY.

>> Flapjack: ♪ DO DO DO DO ♪

>> K'nuckles: WHERE'S THAT

HEAVENLY VOICE COMING FROM?

>> Flapjack: ♪ YOU'RE MY BEST

FRIEND, CAP'N ♪

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK?

>> Flapjack: ♪ I COULD SAIL FOR

MILES ON END WITH MY BEST

FRIEND, CAP'N ♪

♪ YES, I'M TRULY HAPPY, THERE'S

NO DENYING YOU'RE MY BEST

FRIEND, CAP'N ♪

♪ WHEN YOU SAY YOUR FUNNY

THINGS, IT MAKES ME CHUCKLE ♪

♪ YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND,

CAP'N K'NUCKLES ♪

You're my best friend.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

THANKS A LOT.

>> K'nuckles: I KNOW HIM.

HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

>> Flapjack: THANK YOU SO MUCH.

THIS NEXT SONG GOES OUT TO THE

LITTLE OLD LADY IN THE FRONT

ROW.

>> [ GASPS ]

>> Flapjack: ♪ SHE LOOKS LIKE AN

ANGEL, LIKE A SWEET LITTLE

BABY ♪

♪ THAT'S WHY I CAN'T STOP

STARING AT THAT LITTLE OLD

LADY ♪

♪ SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD MAKE

SOME REALLY GOOD PINEAPPLE

UPSIDE-DOWN CAKE ♪

♪ SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD TAKE

REALLY GOOD CARE OF ME ♪

If I didn't already have Bubbie.

THANK YOU.

>> OOOHH!

>> Flapjack: THANKS A LOT.

I'VE GOT ABOUT 300 MORE SONGS

THAT I'VE WRITTEN, IF YOU'D LIKE

TO HEAR THEM.

>> YEAH!

>> Flapjack: [ Raspy voice ] I

THINK I SANG TOO MANY SONGS.

>> [ SNORING ]

>> K'nuckles: AH, COME ON,

FLAPS, LET'S GO HOME.

>> Flapjack: I MISSED YOU,

BUBBIE.

>> Bubbie: OH, FLAPJACK, IS YOUR

VOICE STILL CURSED?

K'NUCKLES, I TOLD YOU TO FIX MY

BABY.

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK WASN'T

EVEN CURSED.

HE WAS LYING.

>> Bubbie: ANGELS DON'T LIE.

>> K'nuckles: AW, NUTS TO THIS.

>> Bubbie: HEY!

K'NUCKLES, GET BACK HERE!

>> K'nuckles: YOU CAN'T CATCH ME

IF I'M IN YOUR GUTS.

>> Bubbie: GOOD, 'CAUSE I JUST

ATE ME A WHOLE SCHOOL OF

MUTE MIKE JELLYFISH.

[ ZAPPING ]

>> K'nuckles: AAH!

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ Groaning ] THAT'S NOT FUNNY.