Original subtitles

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

HEY, FLAPJACK.

COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A

PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED

ISLAND? ♪

♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T

NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP TO GO

DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪

>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND

RISKY ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS

AND FREE ♪

>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --

THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP

TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪

>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY

GOOD TO ME.

>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪

>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪

[ SPLASH! ]

>> K'nuckles: THAR SHE BLOWS,

BOY!

>> Flapjack: WOW, SHE'S EVEN

MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I IMAGINED!

>> K'nuckles: NO, NOT HER!

WE DIDN'T WALK ALL THIS WAY IN

THE HOT SUN TO SEE THIS THING.

>> [ GROWLS ]

>> K'nuckles: SHE BLOWS THAR!

>> Flapjack: THE 99 PENCE

STORE?!

[ SQUEALS ]

>> K'nuckles: ALL YOUR DREAMS

ANSWERED FOR 99 PENCE.

>> Flapjack: 99 PENCE.

WOW! LOOK!

99 PENCE SHAVING CREAM!

FOR WHEN I GROW MY ADVENTURE

BEARD.

>> K'nuckles: 99 PENCE BOTTLES

WITH LITTLE SHIPS IN THEM.

>> Flapjack: 99 PENCE SHIPS WITH

LITTLE BOTTLES IN THEM.

>> K'nuckles: 99 PENCE SHIPS!

AND BEST OF ALL, 99 PENCE

CANDY-BARREL AISLE!

[ LIVELY GRINDER MUSIC PLAYS ]

WELL, LET'S GO HOME.

>> Flapjack: BUT AREN'T WE GONNA

BUY ANYTHING FOR 99 PENCE?

>> K'nuckles: WE DON'T HAVE ANY

MONEY.

>> Flapjack: THAT NEVER STOPPED

YOU BEFORE.

HEY, MAYBE WE COULD GET JOBS.

>> K'nuckles: WHAT DO

ADVENTURERS SAY ABOUT JOBS?

>> Flapjack: JOBS ARE FOR

LANDLUBBERS WITH NO SENSE OF

ADVENTURE...

OR FASHION.

>> [ GRUNTS ]

EH.

>> ♪ EXPIRED CANDY ♪

[ Whispering ] FREE.

>> Flapjack: WHOO-HOO!

[ CHOMPING, LAUGHING ]

>> K'nuckles: SEE, BOY?

GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE WHO

DON'T WORK.

>> Flapjack: YEAH, I'M NEVER

GONNA GET A JOB!

UNH-UNH!

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ GROANING ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ GROANING ]

[ SNIFFS ]

>> K'nuckles: [ SNIFFS ]

>> Both: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

OW! OW!

>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN, THE DOCK'S

ON FIRE!

>> Both: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

OW! OW!

>> K'nuckles: WAIT A SECOND!

NO, BOY, WE GOT THE FOOTBURN.

>> Flapjack: THE FOOTBURN.

[ LAUGHING ]

>> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO, NO!

THIS IS SERIOUS.

>> Flapjack: SERIOUS.

WELL, NOW WHAT DO WE DO?

>> K'nuckles: WHALE KISSES, BOY.

>> Flapjack: [ CHATTERS ]

BUBBIE GIVES WHALE KISSES!

>> K'nuckles: WHALE KISSES ARE

THE ONLY CURE FOR FOOTBURN.

>> Bubbie: THAT'S RIGHT,

FLAPJACK.

NOW, COME ON OVER HERE AND LET

BUBBIE KISS IT.

>> Flapjack: COMING, BUBBIE!

OW! OH!

>> Bubbie: OH, YOU CAN DO IT,

BABY.

>> Both : OW! OW!

>> K'nuckles: IT'S NO USE,

FLAPJACK.

OW! OW!

I THINK WE'LL HAVE TO FIND SOME

OTHER WAY TO GET HOME.

>> Flapjack: LIKE FLYING?

>> K'nuckles: WE'LL RIDE THE

STORM-ALONG TROLLEY.

'N THAR SHE BLOWS!

>> Flapjack: SHE'S EVEN MORE

BEAUTIFUL THAN I IMAGINED.

>> [ GROWLS ]

>> K'nuckles: KNOCK THAT OFF

ALREADY, WILL YA?

SHE BLOWS THAR!

AND THE BEST PART IS WE WON'T

HAVE TO SEE THIS WARTY-FACED

WHARF WITCH AGAIN!

>> [ GROWLS ]

>> Flapjack: WOW!

I'VE NEVER BEEN ON A TROLLEY

BEFORE.

[ GOAT BLEATS ]

>> K'nuckles: I REMEMBER MY

FIRST TIME.

I FOUND MYSELF A NICE, SOFT SEAT

TO SIT IN.

AND I MADE FRIENDS WITH THE

RESIDENT TROLLEY RATS.

I NAMED THE SMARTEST LOOKIN' ONE

K'NUCKLES!

AND I EVEN MET MY FIRST TRUE

LOVE.

I STILL REMEMBER.

SHE SMELLED OF FISH GUTS AND

AFTERSHAVE.

>> Flapjack: WHOA, AMAZING!

>> K'nuckles: SHE WAS, TILL I

PUSHED HER OFF THE DOCK AND A

GIANT SQUID ATE HER.

[ SQUID BURPS ]

>> Flapjack: THAT MUST HAVE BEEN

HARD FOR YOU.

HEY, HERE COMES THE TROLLEY

CAPTAIN!

>> K'nuckles: YAH!

>> [ GROWLS ]

>> K'nuckles: [ SCREAMS ]

>> Flapjack: WOW!

ISN'T THIS GREAT?!

>> K'nuckles: NO.

I JUST WANT TO GET MY WHALE'S

KISSES BEFORE I GO UP IN FLAMES.

AND BETWEEN YOU AND ME AND THE

FLOORBOARDS, I THINK THAT

TROLLEY HAG'S GOT SOMETHING

AGAINST ME.

>> [ GROWL ]

>> Flapjack: AW, FIDDLESTICKS!

I'M SURE THIS'LL BE THE MOST

TROLLEYRIFIC TROLLEY RIDE IN

TROLLEY HISTORY.

LOOK, YOUR FAVORITE TROLLEY

SEAT'S STILL THERE.

AND YOUR FAVORITE RAT,

K'NUCKLES, JR.

>> [ HISSES ]

>> K'nuckles: I'LL TELL YA, BOY,

ME CORNEA'S PERCOLATIN'.

AND WHEN ME CORNEAS

PERCOLATE, THAR BE TROUBLE

A-BREWIN'.

[ BRAKES SCREECH ]

HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?

WHY ARE WE STOPPING?

>> [ GRUMBLES ]

>> Flapjack: I KNOW WHAT'LL MAKE

YOU FEEL BETTER.

LET'S WAVE GOODBYE TO THE 99

PENCE STORE.

>> K'nuckles: MEH.

>> Flapjack: BYE! TAKE IT EASY.

SEE YA AROUND!

WE LIKE YOUR BARGAINS!

BYE! TAKE CARE!

SEE YA NEXT TIME!

WE HAD FUN! BYE! ADIOS!

UH, BYE. GOODBYE. SEE YA.

TAKE CARE.

UH-HUH.

UH, GOODBYE!

>> K'nuckles: THERE'S SOMETHING

WEIRD GOING ON HERE.

>> Flapjack: WEIRD?

>> K'nuckles: YEAH!

SHE'S DRIVING SLOW ON PURPOSE

JUST TO GET MY GOAT.

>> Flapjack: BUT SHE'S ALREADY

GOT A GOAT.

>> [ BLEATS ]

>> Flapjack: SEE?

BESIDES, HOW CAN ANYTHING BAD

HAPPEN ON AN ADVENTURE TROLLEY,

WITH ITS RUGGED, WOODED

FLOORBOARDS...

>> K'nuckles: MM, THAT'S NICE.

>> Flapjack: ...ITS HEMP

SECURITY STRAPS.

>> K'nuckles: MM. OOOH.

SECURITY.

>> Flapjack: ...AND

SUPER-ABSORBENT HAYSTACK

CUSHIONS?

>> K'nuckles: OOH, YES, CUSHY.

[ BRAKES SCREECH ]

>> AND THE BRAKE STICK?

YOU LIKE THE GIANT BRAKE STICK?

>> Flapjack: YES, MA'AM, IT'S MY

FAVORITE.

>> MINE, TOO.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]

>> K'nuckles: HOW ABOUT THE

ACCELERATOR?

LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE

ACCELERATOR!

FLAPJACK?

>> Flapjack: WOW!

>> AND THIS KNOB?

YOU LIKE THIS KNOB?

>> Flapjack: OH, YES!

[ LAUGHS ]

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, COME ON!

STOP MESSING AROUND!

>> HOW ABOUT THIS TROLLEY SEAT?

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]

>> THIS WHEEL?

>> Flapjack: OOH!

>> THE WOOD DOOR?

THE LUGGAGE RACK?

MY REARVIEW...

MIRROR?

OH, YES. YES. YES.

>> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO!

COME ON!

>> YOU LIKE THIS FANCY WOOD

TRIM?

>> Flapjack: YEAH.

>> K'nuckles: WELL, I'D LIKE YOU

TO GET THIS TROLLEY MOVING!

>> [ GROWLS ]

HOW 'BOUT THIS TUB OF MEDICATED

FOOT CREME?

>> Flapjack: OOH!

[ LAUGHS ]

OOF!

>> K'nuckles: WHALE KISSES!

[ BRAKES SCREECH ]

[ SOBBING ]

>> HMMMM.

OH, HEY, I ALMOST FORGOT

SOMETHIN'.

HERE.

FOR ME?

WHOO-EE!

A REAL, LIVE, OFFICIAL JUNIOR

TROLLEY HAT!

>> ♪ A REAL, LIVE, OFFICIAL

JUNIOR TROLLEY HAT ♪

>> Flapjack: THANKS, WITCH LADY!

WOW!

I WISH THIS TROLLEY RIDE WOULD

LAST FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER

AND EVER AND EVER.

ROLLING ALONG AND STOPPING,

ROLLING ALONG AND STOPPING.

ROLLING ALONG...

AND STOPPING.

ROLL--

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK!

SINCE YOU'RE AN OFFICIAL JUNIOR

TROLLEY CONDUCTOR, WHY DON'T YOU

GO ASK THAT HAG TO SPEED UP,

HMM?

>> Flapjack: AYE-AYE, CAP'N.

>> K'nuckles: WELL, WHAT DID SHE

SAY?

>> Flapjack: SHE'S PRETTY FUNNY.

SHE SAYS SHE'S ON HER BREAK.

>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]

>> [ GROWLS ]

>> K'nuckles: NOW LET'S SEE WHAT

THIS BABY CAN DO.

>> Flapjack: WOW, YOU CAN DRIVE

A TROLLEY?

>> K'nuckles: PBFT, CAN I DRIVE

A TROLLEY?!

[ BOTH SCREAMING ]

>> Flapjack: CAP'N, WE GOT TO

PULL THAT BRAKE!

[ GRUNTING ]

>> BEHOLD, I CALL IT "RAMP"!

RADICAL ASCENSION --

OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?

>> Flapjack: WE GOTTA PULL THAT

BRAKE!

>> K'nuckles: I WON'T DO IT!

NEED WHALE KISSES.

>> Bubbie: THAT'S RIGHT, GIRL.

YOU TOLD THAT MAN YOU HAD EIGHT

LEGS FROM THE START.

>> Flapjack: [ SCREAMING ]

>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK?

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE!

[ BOTH SCREAMING ]

>> [ ROARS ]

[ BOTH SCREAMING ]

[ GASPING ]

>> Flapjack: YOU GOT TO PULL THE

BRAKE.

[ SQUID ROARS ]

>> Flapjack: [ Gurgling ] YOU

GOT TO PULL --

>> K'nuckles: [ Gurgling ] ALL

RIGHT, I'LL DO IT!

[ BRAKES SCREECH ]

>> Flapjack: OH NO, THE 99 PENCE

STORE?

>> K'nuckles: WELL, AT LEAST THE

DROWNING PUT OUT MY FOOTBURN.

>> Flapjack: [ SNIFFS ]

I SMELL FISH GUTS AND

AFTERSHAVE.

>> [ GROWLS ]

>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLES ]

[ SQUID ROARS ]

NOT THE FEET!

AHHHH!

>> K'nuckles: AND THERE SHE WAS,

MY NEW WOODEN FOOT, SITTING

RIGHT THERE IN THE ARMS OF THE

MERMAID PRINCESS.

BEST FOOT I EVER GOT, TOO.

>> Flapjack: WOW!

WHAT ABOUT YOUR OTHER FOOT?

>> K'nuckles: EH, THE OTHER

ONE'S NOT SO GREAT.

>> Flapjack: WHAT ABOUT YOUR

HAND?

>> K'nuckles: MY HAND?

I DON'T KNOW.

THAT'S SORT OF THE MOST AMAZING

STORY THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO

ANYBODY.

I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO

HEAR --

>> Flapjack: AAAAAAAAAAAH!

>> K'nuckles: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY!

IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT,

AND I WAS LOST AT SEA.

>> Flapjack: YOU WERE LOST AT

SEA?

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

>> K'nuckles: EVEN THE GREATEST

ADVENTURERS GET LOST IN THE

SEA OF D-- OF LOST ADVENTURERS!

AND SO THERE I WAS, JUST MAKIN'

MY WAY OUT OF THOSE WICKED

WATERS WHEN I GET TENTACLES

GRABBIN' AT MY SHIP!

GET OFF OF THERE!

AND THEN YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE'S

POPPIN' UP OVER THE SIDE?

>> Flapjack: P-POPCORN?

>> K'nuckles: A SQUIDSHARK,

THE MOST FEROCIOUS MONSTER IN

THE DEEP!

AND HE WAS HUNGRY FOR MY HAND!

>> Flapjack: DON'T GIVE IT TO

HIM!

>> K'nuckles: OH, I GAVE IT TO

HIM, ALL RIGHT.

BUT BEFORE I COULD GIVE IT TO

HIM AGAIN, HE GRABBED HOLD OF

ME AND BIT MY TICKLERS CLEAN

OFF.

>> Flapjack: I WISH I COULD HAVE

SEEN THAT HAND, CAP'N.

>> K'nuckles: WELL, MY FAKE

ONE'S EVEN BETTER.

I GOT HER WHEN I WAS HIJACKED BY

A SHIP OF VIKING MAIDENS WHO

MADE ME KISS THEM.

>> I THINK WE FOUND HIM, SIR!

>> AYE, THAT BE THE ONE.

>> K'nuckles: AND SO THE OLD

CARPENTER MAN OF MAGIC ISLAND

CARVED ME THIS NEW HAND FROM

THE WOOD OF THE VIKING SHIP I SO

BRAVELY DESTROYED.

>> Flapjack: CAP'N K'NUCKLES,

YOU'RE THE MOST AMAZING

ADVENTURER EVER!

>> REALLY?!

I GUESS HE WOULDN'T BE SCARED OF

US THEN.

>> [ GROWLS ]

>> Flapjack: WELL, HE WOULDN'T

BE SCARED.

>> WELL, HE SHOULDN'T BE SCARED.

I SIMPLY WANTED TO SHAKE HIS

HAND FOR BEING SO AMAZING.

>> K'nuckles: WELL, WHY DIDN'T

YOU SAY SO?

YOU CAN SHAKE MY HAND.

>> ACTUALLY, I'D RATHER SHAKE

MY HAND!

>> K'nuckles: YOUR HAND?!

>> I LOST THAT WOODEN BEAUTY

YEARS AGO, AND I'VE COME TO TAKE

HER BACK!

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ]

>> K'nuckles: WELL, I DON'T SEE

YOUR NAME ON IT.

>> WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS?

>> Flapjack: "HANDREW"?

>> HANDY FOR SHORT.

CAPTAIN HANDY.

>> K'nuckles: I DON'T BELIEVE

IT.

IF IT'S YOUR HAND, THEN WHY IS

IT ON MY ARM?

>> THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!

>> K'nuckles: [ WHIMPERS ]

>> GIVE ME MY HAND!

>> K'nuckles: WELL, I DON'T SEE

YOUR NAME ON IT.

>> TAKE IT FROM HIM, BOYS!

>> [ GROWLS ]

>> K'nuckles: WAIT!

YOU'RE REALLY GONNA TAKE HER

AWAY FROM ME!?

MY BEST HAND?

THE HAND I OILED EVERY DAY?

THE HAND I SOILED EVERY DAY?

>> HAND IT OVER!

>> K'nuckles: OH, PLEASE!

JUST ONE LAST DAY SO I CAN SAY

GOODBYE!

THERE'S SO MUCH STUFF WE STILL

GOT TO DO TOGETHER.

[ GROWLING ]

>> HOLD, BOYS.

HE'S RIGHT.

CAPTAIN KICKLES, YOUR PLEAS HAVE

NOT FALLEN UPON EARS OF STONE.

A HAND AS HANDSOME AS MINE IS

NOT SO EASY TO PART WITH -- I

KNOW, FOR I'VE DONE IT ONCE

MYSELF.

HARK AWAY, BOYS!

WE'LL GIVE THIS POUTY FACE

24 HOURS.

THEN WE'LL DISMEMBER HIM.

>> K'nuckles: [ CRYING ]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT PIRATE

POKED YOU WITH HIS HOOK.

I'M SO SORRY.

>> Flapjack: SORRY YOU'RE A

LIAR?

>> K'nuckles: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>> Flapjack: YOU DIDN'T GET THAT

HAND FROM A MAGIC CARPENTER.

YOU LIED!

YOU LIAR!

>> K'nuckles: I'M NOT A LIAR.

I'M A YARN SPINNER.

I TELL TALL TALES -- A CUSTOM

UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED BY

ADVENTURER'S EVERYWHERE.

BUT THIS REALLY IS MY HAND.

I SWEAR BY MY GREAT,

GREAT-GRAND...HAND.

>> Flapjack: THEN HOW DID YOU

REALLY GET IT?

>> K'nuckles: WELL, IT WAS THE

SEA OF LOST ADVENTURERS, LIKE I

SAID BEFORE, EXCEPT...

IT WAS MY DEAR MOTHER'S KITCHEN,

AND I WAS JUST GETTING ME START

IN ADVENTURING.

GET OUT OF HERE!

SUDDENLY, SOMETHIN' EMERGES OFF

MY PORT BOW.

THE SQUIDSHARK 1700, MY

MOTHER'S STATE-OF-THE-ART

FLOTSOM DISPOSAL.

AND I WAS GONNA STICK MY HAND IN

IT!

THE TRICKY THING ABOUT OL'

SQUIDSHARK WAS I TURNED IT ON BY

ACCIDENT.

I THOUGHT THERE'D BE CANDY DOWN

THERE.

I COULDN'T AFFORD A FAKE HAND,

BUT A GOOD ADVENTURER LEARNS

TO MAKE DO.

[ FARTING SOUNDS TO THE TUNE OF

"ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT" ]

[ FARTING ]

THEN ONE DAY I ADVENTURED PAST A

PAWNSHOP.

IT WAS THE BEST FAKE HAND IN THE

WHOLE WORLD.

I GOT THE SHOP OWNER'S

ATTENTION...

>> GO AWAY.

>> K'nuckles: LUCKILY I

MEMORIZED THE HAND, AND I CARVED

AN EXACT REPLICA FOR THE WRONG

HAND.

BUT LIKE I SAID, ADVENTURERS

MAKE DO.

THE NEXT HAND WAS JUST LIKE THE

ONE AT THE PAWNSHOP.

THAT'S THE HAND I WEAR TODAY!

>> Flapjack: YOU MADE A COPY OF

CAP'N HANDY'S HAND?

>> YEP.

>> Flapjack: I'M SORRY I DOUBTED

YOU.

>> K'nuckles: THAT'S GREAT.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE

AN OLD FRIEND TO SAY GOODBYE

TO.

>> Flapjack: [ SIGHS ]

♪ CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, WHAT CAN I

DO ♪

♪ YOU LOVE YOUR HAND ♪

♪ AND I LOVE IT, TOO ♪

>> Bubbie: WHAT'S THE MATTER,

BABY?

>> Flapjack: HOW CAN

CAP'N K'NUCKLES BE

CAP'N K'NUCKLES WITHOUT HIS

K'NUCKLES?

>> Bubbie: WELL, SOMETIMES

GETTING RID OF SOMETHING GOOD

HELPS YOU FIND SOMETHIN' EVEN

BETTER.

>> Flapjack: OH, FOO!

THERE ISN'T ANYTHING BETTER THAN

CAP'N K'NUCKLES' HAND.

HIS HAND IS PERFECT.

>> Bubbie: JUST LOOKS LIKE A

CREAKY, OLD, WOOD HAND TO ME.

>> Flapjack: WHAAAAT!?

IT'S AN EXACT DUPLICATE OF THE

BEST HAND IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

>> Bubbie: WHERE DID K'NUCKLES

SEE THE "BEST HAND IN THE

WORLD"?

>> Flapjack: HMM, RIGHT OVER

THERE, AT THE "YE OLDE

PAWNSHOP."

>> Bubbie: WELL, WHY DON'T YOU

JUST GO ON OVER THERE AND GET

THE ORIGINAL HAND?

>> Flapjack: BECAUSE -- I DON'T

KNOW!

I BETTER GO SEE IF THAT OLD

HAND'S STILL THERE.

THANKS, BUBBIE!

>> K'nuckles: I'M GONNA MISS

YOU, HAND.

[ SNIFFLES ]

AW, YOU ALWAYS DID TREAT ME

SWEET.

IF THIS IS BE OUR LAST DAY

TOGETHER, LET'S SPEND IT IN

STYLE.

[ CROWING ]

[ LAUGHING ]

YOU KNOW, THIS TIME TOMORROW,

MY WRIST WILL FEEL AWFULLY

LIGHT.

I WISH --

YOU'RE RIGHT.

AT LEAST WE'RE TOGETHER NOW.

[ HIGH-PITCHED SCREECH ]

[ YAWNS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

>> Bubbie: WHERE ARE YOU GOIN'

IN SUCH A HURRY?

>> K'nuckles: I AIN'T GIVIN' UP

THIS HAND.

SHE'S MINE!

I MADE HER WITH MY OWN TWO...

HAND.

>> Flapjack: NO, YOU DIDN'T!

>> K'nuckles: YEAH, I DID.

I COPIED THE --

>> Flapjack: THAT'S NO COPY!

THERE IS NO COPY!

YOU LIED TO ME, YOU LIAR!

>> K'nuckles: WHAT ARE YOU

TALKING ABOUT, FLAPJACK?

>> Flapjack: I WENT TO THE "YE

OLDE PAWNSHOP," AND GUESS WHAT?

THE OWNER DOESN'T SELL FAKE

HANDS.

HE NEVER HAS.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE TOLD

ME?

TALL TALES ARE LIES!

>> K'nuckles: BUT I --

>> Flapjack: YOU'RE SUCH A BIG

LIAR, IF YOU WERE A TREASURE

CHEST, YOU WOULD LIE AT THE

BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN!

>> WOW, THAT GUY SOUNDS LIKE A

REALLY BIG LIAR.

>> Flapjack: YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR,

I BET YOU WOULD LIE LIKE A

LIGHTHOUSE FULL OF LIONS AND

LIMA BEANS.

>> K'nuckles: HEY, PIPE DOWN,

KID.

PEOPLE ARE STARTIN' TO STARE.

>> Flapjack: WHAT'S WRONG?

YOU DON'T LIKE HAVING ALL "LIES"

ON YOU?

>> K'nuckles: [ STAMMERING ]

>> Flapjack: THIS LIAR LIED

ABOUT STEALING THAT HAND!

>> THAT THIEF SHOULD GO TO JAIL

FOR LIFE.

>> HE SURE CROSSED THE LINE WHEN

HE STOLE THIS HAT CONCEPT!

>> ARGH!

HE'S GOT MY NOSE, TOO!

>> THOSE TEETH LOOK FAMILIAR!

>> OH! THERE'S MY LEG!

>> I'VE BEEN LOOKIN' FOR THOSE

TATTOOS!

>> THERE'S MY DOG, POKEY!

>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.

LOOKS LIKE THAT'S EVERYTHING.

>> Flapjack: AT LEAST THEY LET

YOU KEEP YOUR HAND.

>> I'LL TAKE THAT.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH,

CAPTAIN KICKLES.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> Flapjack: WELL, NONE OF THIS

WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF YOU WEREN'T

SUCH A BIG, FAT LI--

HEY, KID, YOUR FREAKY FRIEND

HERE IS PERFECT FOR MY PETTING

ZOO.

I'LL TRADE YOU MY FANCY BACK

SCRATCHER FOR HIM.

>> Flapjack: WHERE'D YOU GET

THAT HAND?!

>> HAND?

EEEEEW!!

THAT PAWNSHOP OWNER TOLD ME IT

WAS A BACK SCRATCHER.

THAT'S THE MOST REVOLTING THING.

>> Flapjack: IT'S JUST LIKE

CAPTAIN HANDY'S HAND, BUT THIS

ONE SAYS "HANDTHONY"!

>> UM, YOU KNOW WHAT?

THAT'S ACTUALLY MY NAME, NOT

HANDREW.

I KNEW IT STARTED WITH AN "H."

THANK YOU, FATBACK.

APOLOGIES TO CAPTAIN KICKLES.

WELCOME BACK, YOU OLD SO-AND-SO.

>> Flapjack: I GUESS THIS MEANS

YOU WEREN'T LYING.

AND WHAT'S MORE, YOU GET TO

KEEP YOUR HAND...

FRIEND.

>> K'nuckles: [ MUFFLED YELL ]

>> Flapjack: WHAT WAS THAT

CAP'N?

YOU WANT TO TELL ME SOMETHIN'?

OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME,

CAPTAIN.

OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME,

CAPTAIN.

OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME,

CAPTAIN.

OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME,

CAPTAIN.