Original subtitles

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

HEY, FLAPJACK.

COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A

PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED

ISLAND? ♪

♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T

NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP ♪

♪ NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪

>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND

RISKY ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS

AND FREE ♪

>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --

THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP

TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪

>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY

GOOD TO ME.

>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪

>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪

[ SPLASH! ]

>> K'nuckles: UH, FLAPJACK, ARE

YOU SURE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE

THIS CLOSE TO

EIGHT ARMED WILLY?

>> [ SNORING ]

>> Flapjack: THE MAP SAYS SO.

>> K'nuckles: WHERE DID YOU GET

THIS MAP AGAIN?

>> Flapjack: FROM A TRUSTWORTHY

OLD LADY.

[ SCREAMS ECHOING ]

>> K'nuckles: PHEW!

FOR A SECOND THERE, I THOUGHT WE

WERE IN DANGER.

WHAT DOES THE MAP SAY NOW,

FLAPJACK?

>> Flapjack: 20 PACES TO THE...

LEFT.

>> K'nuckles: TO THE LEFT, THEN.

[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]

>> Flapjack: 15 PACES TO THE

RIGHT.

>> K'nuckles: THIS WAY, BOY.

[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]

>> Flapjack: AND 30 PACES TO THE

RIGHT.

[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]

15 PACES TO THE RIGHT.

[ ZOOM! ]

>> K'nuckles: YES, LEFT IT IS.

>> Flapjack: AND A QUARTER PACE

TO THE LEFT.

[ SQUEAK! ]

[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]

WE'RE HERE!

ACCORDING TO THE MAP, ON THE

OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR IS...

CANDY!

>> K'nuckles: [ SLURPS ]

CANDY?

>> Flapjack: [ SLURPS ]

YEAH, CANDY!

>> K'nuckles: MMM...CAN-DY!

[ WARBLE! WARBLE! WARBLE! ]

EIGHT ARMED WILLY'S GONNA BE SO

MAD WHEN HE FINDS OUT WE STOLE

HIS WHOLE STASH OF...

LAUNDRY?

IN A LAUNDRY MAT?

AT STORM-ALONG HARBOR?

WELL, HOW'D WE END UP HERE?

[ YOINK! ]

ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW YOUR LEFT

FROM YOUR RIGHT?

>> Flapjack: I GUESS I DON'T.

DUMB...D-D-DUMB...MM...

ME DUMMY.

ME AM DUMMY.

I'M A DUMMY!

[ SLAP! ]

ONLY DUMMIES DON'T KNOW THEIR

LEFTS FROM THEIR RIGHTS!

>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, SUGAR, WAKE

UP.

>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]

HUH? WHAT? BUBBIE?

WHAT'S GOING ON, BUBBIE?

>> K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLING ]

>> Bubbie: YOU WERE TALKING IN

YOUR SLEEP, MUFFIN.

>> Flapjack: I WAS HAVING A

DUMMY DREAM.

>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, YOU ARE NOT

A DUMMY, BABY.

>> Flapjack: I NEVER SAID I WAS.

>> K'nuckles: YEAH, YOU DID.

YOU SAID IT IN YOUR SLEEP.

YOU WERE SCREAMING IT.

>> Flapjack: OH.

[ TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! ]

WELL, MAYBE I DON'T KNOW

ENOUGH...ABOUT THINGS.

>> Bubbie: YOU MEAN BOOK SMARTS,

PUDDIN'.

>> Flapjack: YEAH, BOOK SMARTS.

I WANT SOME OF THOSE.

>> K'nuckles: BOOK SMARTS,

SCMOOK SCHMARKS.

>> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES!

YOU ARE GONNA TAKE MY BABY TO

LEARNING CLASSES IN THE MORNING,

OR YOU CAN FIND YOURSELF A NEW

MOUTH TO BUM AROUND IN.

>> K'nuckles: OKAY, OKAY!

QUIT SHAKING YOUR UVULA.

>> Bubbie: I CAN SHAKE WHATEVER

I WANT!

DO YOU HEAR ME?

>> Flapjack: YAY!

>> Bubbie: DO YOU HEAR ME?!

>> K'nuckles: YES, I HEAR YA!

>> Flapjack: YAY!

THANKS, BUBBIE.

I LOVE YOU.

>> Bubbie: I LOVE YOU, TOO,

BABY.

>> Flapjack: I LOVE YOU,

K'NUCKLES.

>> K'nuckles: GO TO SLEEP, BOY.

>> Flapjack: WHATEVER YOU

WISH...my love.

[ CREAK! ]

[ SOUR NOTE PLAYS ]

[ Off-key ] ♪ BOOK SMARTS ARE

THE SMARTS FOR ME ♪

♪ OH, I'D LIKE TO KISS

BOOK SMARTS ON THE CHEEK ♪

♪ BEFORE THEY FALL ASLEEP ♪

♪ INSIDE OF MY BRAIN ♪

♪ BOOK SMARTS ARE WONDERFUL

THI-I-NGS ♪

>> K'nuckles: STOP IT, FLAPJACK!

DON'T YA KNOW THAT FOR EVERY

BOOK SMART YA LEARN, SOME OTHER

SMART GETS PUSHED OUT OF YOUR

HEAD?

AND IF YA LEARN A WHOLE BOOK,

YOU'LL ERASE YOUR MIND, AND

YOU'LL FORGET ABOUT...ME!

YOU'LL FORGET ABOUT

CAPTAIN K'NUCKIES!

[ BELL TOLLS ]

>> YAY!

>> SCHOOL!

>> TIME FOR SCHOOL!

[ TWINKLE! ]

[ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]

[ CUCKOO! ]

[ MUMBLING ]

[ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]

>> K'nuckles: BEAU-TIFUL.

>> I WANT SOME A's!

>> CAN'T WAIT!

>> SOME A's!

[ BELL TOLLS ]

>> K'nuckles: COME ON, FLAPJACK.

WE'RE LATE FOR SCHOOL.

>> Flapjack: YOU SAID LEARNING

IS STUPID.

>> K'nuckles: I SAY A LOT OF

THINGS.

LET'S MOVE.

[ PANTS ]

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

>> GOOD MORNING, CLASS.

MY NAME IS...MS. LEADING.

>> K'nuckles: AND I'M

CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.

>> THEN WELCOME,

CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.

AS MANY OF YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW,

I AM NEW TO STORM-ALONG HARBOR.

UH...

CAN I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING?

>> K'nuckles: NAH.

JUST ADMIRING YOUR COLLECTION OF

HERMIT CRABS.

[ WHIP! WHIP! ]

[ GRUNTS ]

THEY, UH, SEEM TO LIKE MY

MUSCLES.

>> ANYWAY, MY HUSBAND AND I...

>> K'nuckles: I'M OUTTA HERE.

>> ...JUST RELOCATED.

[ DING! ]

DOES EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT MY

CANDY-FOR-CORRECT-ANSWERS

POLICY?

>> K'nuckles: [ Muffled ] CANDY?

I'M READY TO GIVE SOME CORRECT

ANSWERS.

>> GOOD.

LET'S SEE...

WHAT IS...A SEXTANT?

>> K'nuckles: HA, EASY.

A SEXTANT IS A -- A...

[ MUMBLING ]

>> UH, ANYONE ELSE?

>> SEXTANT -- AN ASTRONOMICAL

INSTRUMENT USED TO DETERMINE

LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE AT SEA BY

MEASURING ANGULAR DISTANCES.

>> NOW THAT DESERVES A CANDY.

[ POP! SLURP! ]

>> K'nuckles: SHOW-OFF.

>> WHAT'S A SHOAL?

>> K'nuckles: OOH, OOH. OOH-OOH!

UH, UH...

>> WATER THAT'S SHALLOW, NOT

DEEP!

[ MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! ]

>> K'nuckles: Help me on this

next one, kid.

>> WHAT ARE YARDS?

>> Flapjack: [ WHISPERING ]

>> K'nuckles: OH, RIGHT HERE!

RIGHT HERE!

THE TIMBERS UPON WHICH THE SAILS

ARE SPREAD.

>> GOOD JOB, FLAPJACK.

[ POP! ]

[ SQUINK! ]

WHAT'S A BITE OF ROPE?

>> ANY PART BETWEEN TWO ENDS!

[ SQUINK! ]

>> POOP?

>> IT'S THE DECK ABOVE THE

QUARTERDECK!

>> A TIDE THAT SETS LEEWARD!

>> AN EXTRA ROPE!

>> THE ANCHOR!

>> THE MAIN SAIL!

>> K'nuckles: AH, COME ON, GIVE

ME A CHANCE, HERE.

GIVE ME A CHANCE.

>> ALL RIGHT.

THIS ONE IS FOR

CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.

>> K'nuckles: THAT MEANS KEEP

YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

[ CREAK! CREAK! CREAK! ]

>> HMM.

OKAY.

SHOW ME THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

YOUR LEFT AND YOUR RIGHT.

[ SLURP! SLURP! SLURP! ]

[ CHATTER! CHATTER! ]

[ MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! ]

>> K'nuckles: THE-E-E-E-E...

LLLLL...RRRRR...

MY RIGHT?

AND MY OTHER RIGHT.

[ SOUR NOTES PLAY ]

[ CREAK! ]

[ THUMP! ]

AH, COME ON!

I'M A SAILOR!

NO FAIR! NO FAIR!

NO-O-O FAIR!

>> LET'S GIVE CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES

ANOTHER CHANCE.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

>> All: YA-A-A-A-Y!

>> K'nuckles: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

>> OKAY, SAILOR, WHICH IS PORT

AND WHICH IS STARBOARD?

>> K'nuckles: HUH?

[ SOUR NOTES PLAY ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> NOW, DON'T BE A SOUR SEAGULL,

K'NUCKLES.

YOU'LL LEARN SOMETHING

EVENTUALLY.

>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES,

K'NUCKLES.

I AM SO FULL OF CANDY.

I GUESS I'M NOT STUPID AFTER

ALL.

I GUESS NOW I JUST NEED TO WORK

ON MY LEFTS AND MY RIGHTS.

[ GRUNTS ]

>> READY FOR ANOTHER QUESTION,

DEAR?

>> Flapjack: UH, OKAY.

>> TELL ME WHAT KIND OF KNOT

THIS IS.

>> Flapjack: UH, IT'S A...

ANCHOR HITCH.

[ DING! ]

>> CORRECT.

HERE'S YOUR CANDY!

>> JUST PUT IT ON MY CHEEK

PLEASE.

I'LL GET TO IT LATER.

[ GRUNTS ]

>> WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER

QUESTION, K'NUCKLES?

>> K'nuckles: NO, I DON'T WANT

ANOTHER QUESTION.

>> Flapjack: COME ON, K'NUCKLES.

ADVENTURES IN LEARNING.

>> K'nuckles: THIS IS NO

ADVENTURE!

LEARNING'S FOR LUBBERS!

[ GRUNTS ]

[ CRASH! ]

MNH...MNH...MNH...

STUPID MS. LEADING.

I'M WISE WITH LIFE LESSONS.

LIKE TWO PLUS TWO.

THREE.

OKAY, THAT DESERVES SOME CANDY,

YA DUMB TEACHER.

[ THUMP! POP! ]

[ CREAK! ]

[ GRUNTS ]

[ MUMBLING ]

>> ♪ CANDY ♪

>> K'nuckles: [ SLURP! ]

[ Imitates Ms. Leading ]

CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES, COULD YOU

TELL THE CLASS WHAT A GROUP OF

FISH ARE CALLED?

[ Normal voice ] WHY, YES,

MS. LEADING.

THEY'RE CALLED A GROUPER

FISHER-ATORIUM...

MARI...UH...OLOGY.

[ Imitates Ms. Leading ] THAT'S

CORRECT, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.

HERE, TAKE THIS PIECE OF CANDY.

[ TWANG! ]

[ TINK! ]

[ TINK! ]

[ TINK! ]

OH! GOTCHA!

WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

WHEN IT FELL, IT MUST OF STUCK

FAST TO THIS LITTLE HERMIT CRAB.

[ CREAK! SNAP! ]

MS. LEADING, I, UH...

Y-YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANY OF THAT

STUFF BACK THERE AT THE DESK,

DID YA?

OH, THE OLD SILENT TREATMENT,

HUH?

[ CLATTER! ]

OHH!

[ TINK! TINK! ]

MS. LEADING IS A PUPPET?

EW.

I FEEL MISLED.

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

[ SQUISH! SQUISH! ]

>> WHY, CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES,

YOU'RE HERE EARLY.

[ CHATTER! CHATTER! ]

>> WHAT'S WRONG, K'NUCKLES?

WANT ANOTHER QUESTION?

>> K'nuckles: [ MUMBLING ]

>> All: ASK US A QUESTION.

WE'RE EVER SO SMART.

>> Flapjack: HOORAY FOR

LEARNING!

[ SNAP! ]

GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE.

[ HONK! ]

>> GOOD MORNING, FLAPJACK.

>> Flapjack: HEY, WHAT ARE YOU

DOING, K'NUCKLES?

>> K'nuckles: UH, DON'T -- SHE'S

NOT -- SHE'S NOT...

>> Flapjack: HOORAY FOR

LEARNING!

>> K'nuckles: B-B-B-B...

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

F-F-FLAPJACK.

>> Flapjack: Shh!

>> TODAY, CLASS, I'M GOING TO

TEACH YOU ABOUT...

[ Deep voice ] FEAR.

WHAT'S...

[ Normal voice ] ...THIS?

"THE TEACHER IS...

[ Deep voice ] REALLY

EIGHT ARMED WILLY"?!

[ GROWLING ]

[ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]

>> Flapjack: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,

TEACHER?!

>> [ SCREECHING ]

[ GROWLING ]

[ POP! ]

AAH!

NOW, THIS TIME, LET'S DO THIS

RIGHT, AND THEY'LL BE NONE OF

YOU LEFT.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ SPLAT! ]

>> K'nuckles: QUICK, BOY!

GRAB THE EMERGENCY HARPOON!

>> Flapjack: WHERE IS IT?!

>> K'nuckles: IT'S OVER THERE ON

YOUR LEFT!

>> Flapjack: [ PANTING ]

[ CHING! ]

HEY, I FINALLY LEARNED MY LEFTS

FROM MY RIGHTS.

>> K'nuckles: HEY, SO DID I.

>> WELL, THEN, LOOKS LIKE MY JOB

HERE IS DONE.

[ ZIP! ]

>> K'nuckles: YOU?

BUT -- B-BUT -- WHY?

>> MR. K'NUCKLES, MY TEACHING

METHODS MIGHT SEEM A LITTLE

STRANGE, BUT THEY GET THE JOB

DONE.

[ DING! ]

>> Flapjack: WOW!

>> ♪ CANDY ♪

[ MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! ]

>> Flapjack: IS SHE RIGHT OR IS

SHE RIGHT?

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Flapjack: WELCOME TO

STORM-ALONG -- WHERE EVERYONE'S

ROUGH AND TOUGH AND READY FOR

ADVENTURE!

[ Echoing ] VENTURE...VENTURE...

VENTURE...VENTURE.

[ CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! ]

EXCEPT TODAY, I GUESS.

[ CREAK! ]

WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

BU-U-U-U-BBIE!

BU-U-U-BBIE!

[ SQUINK! ]

BUBBIE!

[ DING! ]

>> Bubbie: [ SNORING ]

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE!

>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK.

YOU KNOW IF I DON'T GET MY

BEAUTY SLEEP, I GET THOSE NASTY

BARNACLES UNDER MY EYES.

[ SCREAMS ]

>> Flapjack: EW.

>> Bubbie: NOW, WHAT IS IT,

CHILD?

>> Flapjack: I LOVE YOU.

[ LAUGHS ]

K'NU-U-U-CKLES!

>> K'nuckles: Psst! HEY, BOY.

YEAH, IN HERE.

>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES WAS EATEN

BY A CRATE?!

THIS IS THE WORST ADVENTURE

EVER.

>> K'nuckles: NO, YA DOPE.

I'M RIGHT HERE...

BEHIND THE CRATE.

[ THUMP! ]

>> Flapjack: WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

>> K'nuckles: HIDING.

EVERYONE HIDES WHEN A

SNARKLOVICH SHIP COMES TO TOWN.

[ BELL TOLLS ]

THAR SHE BLOWS!

>> Flapjack: OH.

>> K'nuckles: NO, NO, NO.

THERE!

[ EVIL MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

>> All: [ GRUMBLING ]

>> Flapjack: BUT THEY'RE JUST

VISITING SEA FOLK, COME TO

STORM-ALONG FOR A LITTLE CANDY

AND SATISFACTION.

>> K'nuckles: YOU NEVER BEEN

SNARKED, HAVE YA, BOY?

>> Flapjack: IS IT LIKE...

ADVENT--

>> K'nuckles: NO!

TRUST ME, SNARKS ARE ONE

ADVENTURE...

>> Flapjack: ADVENTURE!

>> K'nuckles: ...YA DON'T WANT

TO HAVE!

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]

>> K'nuckles: YEP, I'M GONNA

MISS THAT BOY.

>> HI.

[ POINK! POINK! ]

I LIKE ADVENTURE, TOO.

[ CREAK! ]

>> K'nuckles: EH, I'LL KEEP YOU

IN MIND.

>> All: [ GRUMBLING ]

>> Flapjack: HI, FRIENDS.

WELCOME TO...

HEY.

>> All: [ GRUMBLING ]

>> Flapjack: I'M FLAPJACK.

>> PBHT! PBHT! PBHT! PBHT!

>> SNEEP SNARP. SNEEP SNARP.

>> Flapjack: UH, HA HA HA HA.

OKAY.

AND THAT'S CAP'N K'NUCKLES.

>> K'nuckles: No, no, no.

>> Flapjack: HE'S HIDING FROM

YOU BEHIND THAT CRATE.

>> All: [ GROWLING ]

>> K'nuckles: [ MUMBLING ]

OH, BOY.

JUST KNOCK THREE TIMES IF YOU

NEED AIR.

>> ADVEN--

[ CRUNCH! ]

>> Flapjack: AND I BET YA DIDN'T

KNOW THAT I LIVED IN A WHALE.

[ TWANG! ]

HER NAME'S BUBBIE, OH, YES, SIR.

SHE'S THE BEST WHALE EVER.

>> [ SPEAKING SNARKLISH ]

>> Flapjack: I DON'T KNOW WHAT

WE'D DO IF ANYTHING BAD HAPPENED

TO HER.

WHAT'S THIS?

[ POP! ]

AN INVITATION!

[ LAUGHS ]

[ PBHT! ]

BUT I CAN'T READ SNARKLISH.

NOW I'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT

SAYS.

>> LET ME SEE THAT.

[ CRANK! CRANK! ]

MM-HMM.

WELL, SAYS HERE YOU'VE BEEN

INVITED TO HAVE LUNCH WITH THE

CAPTAIN ON BOARD THE SHIP.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> Flapjack: OH, BOY!

I'VE NEVER HAD SNARK FOOD BEFORE

WITH A SNARK CREW AND CREEPY

SAILORS THAT EVERYONE'S HIDING

FROM.

>> K'nuckles: FREE EATS?

HEY, WAIT UP!

>> [ Muffled ] ADVENTURE!

>> Flapjack: HOLY ABALONE, LOOK

AT ALL THE BONES!

UMPH!

I EVEN TRIPPED ON A BONE.

[ LAUGHS ]

>> K'nuckles: I THINK THESE ARE

WHALE BONES.

>> Flapjack: YEAH, LIKE BUBBIE

HAS.

[ SOUR NOTES PLAY ]

>> K'nuckles: MMM.

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A WHALE

OF A MEAL, EH, FLAP?

[ CHOMP! ]

FLAPJACK?

>> Flapjack: [ SPEAKS

INDISTINCTLY ]

>> K'nuckles: DON'T TALK WITH

WHALE BONE IN YOUR MOUTH.

NOW PASS THE WHALE SAUCE, WILL

YA?

MMM.

[ WHIP! CLINK! ]

>> PBHT! WUW WUW DUF. PBHT!

[ POINK! ]

[ BOOM! ]

[ THUD! ]

[ SCREECH! ]

[ SQUEAL! ]

>> K'nuckles: SNARKED!

SEE, I TOLD YOU YA CAN'T TRUST A

SNARKLOVICH.

>> Flapjack: BUT I DON'T FEEL

SNARKED.

I JUST FEEL HUNGRY.

>> K'nuckles: AH, WHO CARES?

BUBBIE WILL MAKE US LUNCH.

>> Flapjack: GOOD OL' BUBBIE.

>> K'nuckles: SAY, WHERE IS SHE,

ANYHOW?

[ CRANK! CRANK! CRANK! CRANK! ]

>> FOOLS.

THAT WAS A SNARK WHALING SHIP.

AND THEY GOT BUBBIE.

HOO-DEE!

>> K'nuckles: WHALING SHIP?!

THOSE WERE WHALE BONES.

>> Flapjack: LIKE BUBBIE HAS.

[ GASPS ]

>> K'nuckles: [ PANTING ]

[ CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! ]

>> Flapjack: BOY, YOU MUST

REALLY LOVE BUBBIE.

>> K'nuckles: YOU KIDDING?

ALL MY STUFF'S ON THAT WHALE!

>> Flapjack: BUT DON'T YOU CARE

ABOUT BUBBIE?

>> K'nuckles: YEAH, IN A

STORAGE-SHED KIND OF WAY.

[ THUD! ]

WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

[ DING! ]

>> Flapjack: OKAY, MR. FISH.

MY FRIEND'S IN A LOT OF TROUBLE,

AND WE NEED YOU TO FOLLOW THAT

SHIP.

>> K'nuckles: WHAT IS WRONG WITH

YOU?

[ SEAGULL SHRIEKS ]

[ PLOP! ]

>> Flapjack: ADVENTURE!

[ SEAGULL SQUAWKS ]

[ WHOOSH! ]

[ THUD! ]

>> Flapjack: THANKS, MR. FISH!

[ SQUISH! ]

[ SEAGULL SHRIEKS ]

>> [ MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! ]

[ MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! MUNCH! ]

>> K'nuckles: OKAY, BOY, THE

TRICK TO FINDING BUBBIE IS TO

BLEND IN.

>> Flapjack: RIGHT.

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, WAIT.

>> Flapjack: EXCUSE ME, FRIEND,

CAPTAIN.

HAVE YOU SEEN BUBBIE?

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

YOU SEE, WE'VE COME HERE TO

RESCUE HER, AND WE WERE

WONDERING IF --

[ THUD! ]

>> K'nuckles: WHAT HE MEANT TO

SAY IS, UH, MUSKA BABOOSKA

SHUSHKA STROGANOFF, OR

SOMETHING.

>> [ GROWLING ]

PBHT!

AH.

[ SPEAKING SNARKLISH ]

>> K'nuckles: THANKS.

[ SCREAMS ]

UH, HOW ABOUT YOU GO IN FIRST?

>> Flapjack: ADVENTURE?

>> K'nuckles: ADVENTURE.

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]

[ WHOOSH! ]

WHEE!

[ CRUNCH! ]

COME ON IN, K'NUCKLES.

THE WATER'S JUST FINE.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ SQUISH! ]

>> K'nuckles: QUIT FOOLING

AROUND, FLAPJACK.

DO YOU SEE BUBBIE OR WHAT?

[ SQUISH! SQUISH! ]

>> Flapjack: UH...

YEAH, I DO.

I --

[ FLY BUZZES ]

NO, WAIT -- THAT'S JUST A PILE

OF WHALE GUTS SHAPED LIKE

BUBBIE.

[ SPLAT! ]

BU-U-U-BBIE!

>> [ Hissing ] Psst!

[ Creaking ] BE-E-E-WARE.

[ Hissing ] Psst!

[ Creaking ] GO-O-O BA-A-A-CK.

>> Flapjack: OH, HA HA HA.

THAT'S JUST A SQUEAKY HINGE AND

A --

>> [ High-pitched ] DO-O-O-ON'T.

DO-O-O-O-ON'T.

>> Flapjack: AND THAT'S JUST A

SILLY PIRATE CAT MOUNTED ON A --

[ FROG CROAKS ]

>> Both: AAAAAAAAAAH!

[ SCREECH! ]

AAAAAH!

[ BOTH PANTING ]

[ BOTH SIGH ]

[ INDISTINCT GRUMBLES ]

>> Both: [ GASPS ]

[ SQUEAL! ]

[ INDISTINCT GRUMBLES ]

[ SQUEAL! ]

[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]

[ CLATTER! CLATTER! ]

[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]

[ CLATTER! ]

>> K'nuckles: LOOK, BOY SHE'S

GOT TO BE HERE.

>> Flapjack: WHA?!

BUBBIE!

>> Flapjack: OH.

>> K'nuckles: NO, NO.

THAT'S JUST A PILE OF GENTLEMEN

SHAPED LIKE BUBBIE.

>> ARE WE GLAD TO SEE YOU.

>> YEAH.

>> YES, WE ARE.

>> K'nuckles: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

WE DON'T WANT TROUBLE.

SEE, WE'RE JUST LOOKING FOR A

WHALE.

>> A WHALE OF A WHAT?

[ RIM SHOT ]

>> Flapjack: HER NAME'S BUBBIE,

AND SHE WAS KIDNAPPED BY THE

SNARKS.

>> SO WERE WE.

FREE US, AND WE WILL TELL YOU

WHERE YOUR WHALE FRIEND IS.

>> K'nuckles: DEAL.

>> YARG.

>> YARG.

>> YARG.

>> All: YAY!

>> Flapjack: BUT WHERE'S BUBBIE?

>> K'nuckles: AND MY STUFF?

>> Bubbie: I'M RIGHT HERE, YOU

SILLY LITTLE FOOLS.

[ CREAKS! ]

>> Flapjack: BUBBIE!

>> Bubbie: THAT'S RIGHT.

I WASN'T KIDNAPPED BY ANYONE.

I WAS JUST AT THE WHALE SALON

GETTING DE-BARNACLED.

>> K'nuckles: DE-BARNACLED?

[ CRANK! CRANK! ]

>> YEAH.

FUNNY THING -- THOSE WEREN'T

SNARK WHALERS, THEY'RE SNARK

JAILORS.

>> K'nuckles: SNARK JAILORS?

>> Flapjack: WHA?

SO THAT MEANS THAT PILE OF

GENTLEMEN WE LET GO WERE...

>> ...DANGEROUS CRIMINALS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ SHOUTING AND GUNFIRE ]

[ CRASH! ]

[ SHATTER! ]

[ BOOM! ]

[ SCREAMING ]

>> Flapjack: WELL, AT LEAST NO

ONE GOT HURT.

[ WHISTLE! GUST! ]

[ WHISTLE! ]

>> [ Muffled ] ADVENTURE!