Original subtitles

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

HEY, FLAPJACK.

COME WITH ME, WE'LL GO AND SEE A

PLACE CALLED CANDIED ISLAND!

>> Bubbie: ♪ WHO NEEDS CANDIED

ISLAND? ♪

♪ IT'S SAFER AT THE DOCKS ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT THERE AIN'T

NO STREAMS OF SODIE POP ♪

♪ NO DRIPPIN' DOWN THE ROCKS ♪

>> Bubbie: ♪ IT'S DANGEROUS AND

RISKY ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ BUT ADVENTUROUS

AND FREE ♪

>> Flapjack: ♪ ADVENTURE --

THAT'S THE LIFE FOR ME ♪

>> K'nuckles: ♪ THERE'S LOLLIPOP

TREES AND A LEMONADE SEA! ♪

>> Bubbie: DOESN'T SOUND VERY

GOOD TO ME.

>> ♪ THE MISADVENTURES OF... ♪

>> Flapjack: ♪ FLAPJACK ♪

[ SPLASH! ]

>> IT'S YOUR TURN.

>> K'nuckles: I KNOW. GEEZ.

>> WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA BET

WITH?

YOU'RE OUT OF TAFFY!

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, WHAT'D I

TELL YOU ABOUT USING YOUR

EYEBALLS?

>> Flapjack: WHAT?

>> K'nuckles: EVERY TIME YOU

LOOK AT SOMETHIN', EVERYTHING

ELSE GETS JEALOUS.

NOW GO APOLOGIZE TO EVERYTHING!

>> Flapjack: OH, MY GOODNESS.

I AM SO SORRY.

PLEASE FORGIVE ME.

>> I'LL WAGER THE BOY.

>> THAT KID?

WHAT CAN HE DO?

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK, DO THAT

THING YOU DO EVERY DAY ALL THE

TIME.

>> Flapjack: [ BURPING LOUDLY ]

CAP'N K'NUCKLES, I HAVE TO GO

TO THE BATHROOM.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS GONNA DO

THAT AT FIRST, BUT THEN HE --

[ CHUCKLES ] PHENOMENAL!

>> YOU'RE WILLING TO STAKE A KID

THAT AMAZING ON...THIS ONE GAME

OF CARDS?

>> K'nuckles: YEP.

>> YOU WIN.

>> I FOLD.

>> I FOLD.

>> ME TOO.

>> K'nuckles: YEAH!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

>> Flapjack: WHAT'S FUN,

K'NUCKLES?

>> K'nuckles: I BET YOU IN THE

POKER GAME AND WON!

>> Flapjack: AAH!

>> NOT SO FAST!

I'LL TAKE THAT BET!

>> K'nuckles: OH, SHUCKS.

>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES, WHAT'S

GONNA HAPPEN TO ME IF YOU LOSE?

>> K'nuckles: DON'T WORRY,

BUDDY.

IT'S A SURE THING.

>> Flapjack: BUT -- BUT --

>> K'nuckles: LET'S SEE WHAT YOU

GOT, UGLY.

>> PAIR OF 2's!!!

>> K'nuckles: PAIR OF 3's.

I WIN.

>> AAH!

[ SOBBING ]

>> K'nuckles: YEAH!

WHOO-HOO!

WHOO-WHOO-WHOO!

HA!

>> Flapjack: HOW COULD YOU BET

ME IN A POKER GAME?!

>> K'nuckles: HA! WHOO-WHOO!

UH, WHAT?

AW, COME ON, FLAPJACK, I WON!

>> Flapjack: NO.

YOU -- YOU -- YOU -- YOU --

I NEED TO DO SOME SERIOUS

THINKING.

>> K'nuckles: WELL, WHILE YOU'RE

SERIOUSLY THINKING, I'LL BE

SERIOUSLY WINNING MORE BETS.

YOU CAN BET YOUR LIFE ON THAT!

FLAPJACK?

>> YOUR WINNINGS, SIR.

[ HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> K'nuckles: OOH.

AHH! YES!

YES!

AAH.

WHAT THE --

THAT'S THE UGLIEST KID I'VE EVER

SEEN.

AND WHY IS HE STANDING ON MY

WINNIN'S?

>> HE IS YOUR WINNIN'S, MATE.

WHEN YOU BET YOUR CABIN BOY, I

BET MINE.

A PAIR OF 3's.

WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

>> K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]

BAH!

I ALREADY HAVE A KID, AND ONE'S

QUITE ENOUGH.

AND I CERTAINLY --

[ FLY BUZZING ]

UGH!

SHOO! EW, DON'T TOUCH ME!

WHO KNOWS WHERE THOSE LEGS HAVE

BEEN?!

[ SLAP! ]

[ BASH! BASH! BASH! ]

[ SPLAT! ]

>> [ GRUNTING ]

[ STRIKING ]

[ BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! ]

[ FLY BUZZING WEAKLY ]

>> K'nuckles: SAY, THIS KID'S

PRETTY TOUGH.

WHAT DO THEY CALL YOU?

>> KID NICKELS -- ON ACCOUNT OF

THESE TWO...NICKELS!

MWAH! MWAH!

>> K'nuckles: [ CHUCKLING ]

"KID NICKELS."

HEY, THAT'S KIND OF LIKE

"K'NICKELS" IF YOU SHORTEN IT.

[ LAUGHS ]

K'NICKELS AND K'NUCKLES!

[ HOLLOW TAPPING ]

>> HEY.

HEY, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

>> K'nuckles: WHAT DO YOU SAY

YOU AND ME GO WATCH ME EAT ALL

THIS CANDY?

>> I SAY, "WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG

TO ASK?"

BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR BUDDY --

WHAT IS IT, UH -- "BACKCHAP"?

>> K'nuckles: AH, LET HIM CRY

ONE OFF.

HOW 'BOUT A ROOT BEER ON ME?

>> MAKE IT A FLOAT.

>> K'nuckles: I LIKE YOUR STYLE,

KID.

YOU'RE A-OKAY.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ VIOLIN PLAYING ]

>> Flapjack: [ CRYING ]

HE DOESN'T LIKE ME ANYMORE,

BUBBIE.

>> Bubbie: [ Lisping ] OH, BABY,

EVERYBODY LIKES YOU!

>> Flapjack: NO, THEY DON'T.

[ SNIFFLES ]

I'M A DORK.

>> Bubbie: MM.

YOU ARE NOT A DORK, FLAPJACK.

>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]

>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK, LOOK AT ME!

>> Flapjack: MNH-MNH.

AAH!

>> Bubbie: YOU ARE NOT A DORK,

FLAPJACK.

YOU ARE AN INTELLIGENT,

ENERGETIC, ADORABLE YOUNG

COCONUT CREAM PIE, AND DON'T

YOU EVER LET ANYONE TELL YOU ANY

DIFFERENT.

NOW, CLIMB OFF MY TONGUE!

[ Normal voice ] IT'S HARD TO

TALK LIKE THIS.

>> Flapjack: I SURE APPRECIATE

YOU, BUBBIE.

YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.

>> Bubbie: NOW, YOU'VE BEEN A

NEW ROLE MODEL FOR A LONG TIME,

AND ONE WHO WON'T BET YOU IN A

CARD GAME.

PERHAPS SOMEONE LIKE...

HIM!

>> ♪ A BUSINESSMAN! ♪

>> Flapjack: [ GASPS ] NO!

HOW 'BOUT SOMEONE LIKE...HIM?!

>> ♪ A REAL ADVENTURER! ♪

>> [ BARKING ]

>> Flapjack: MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT,

BUBBIE.

MAYBE I DO NEED A NEW ROLE

MODEL.

>> Bubbie: OH, I'M PROUD OF YOU,

PUDDIN'.

GOOD LUCK.

>> Flapjack: HUH?

[ GULPS ]

YOUNG FLAPJACK, SIR.

FOUND AND RAISED RIGHT HERE IN

STORMALONG.

ONE DAY I HOPE TO BE AS

MAGNIFICENT AS YOU APPEAR TO BE.

AND I WOULD BE FOREVER GRATEFUL

IF YOU WOULD TAKE ME ON AS YOUR

APPRENTICE.

>> YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

>> Flapjack: REALLY?

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

[ DOG BARKS ]

WHA?! WHAT?!

WHA-- WHA-- WHAT HAPPENED TO

YOUR LONG, FLOWING MANE?

>> OH, I, UH, I JUST CAME FROM A

COSTUME PARTY WITH THAT GUY.

>> HOO!

HOO!

[ DOG BARKS ]

>> Flapjack: OHH.

>> TIME FOR BUSINESS.

>> Flapjack: AAH!

[ SNAPS ]

[ DING! ]

[ COINS CLINKING ]

[ DING! ]

[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

>> [ Speaking indistinctly ]

>> Flapjack: BOY, THIS IS JUST

LIKE HANGING OUT WITH

CAP'N K'NUCKLES!

'CEPT WITHOUT ALL THE YELLING.

HUH?!

>> AND THEN I PUNCHED HIM IN THE

REAR!

[ BOTH LAUGH HYSTERICALLY ]

>> K'nuckles: OH!

>> HUH?

>> K'nuckles: FLAPJACK.

>> Flapjack: MR. K'NUCKLES.

>> YOU WANT ME TO POUND THIS DOG

FOR YA, CAP'N?

>> K'nuckles: OH, UH, NO THANKS,

K'NICKELS.

SO, YOU'RE A BANKER NOW, HUH?

>> Flapjack: YEAH.

I, UH, I DID SOME THINKING, AND

I DECIDED I -- I, UH, I LOVE

BANKING.

>> K'nuckles: NO MORE

ADVENTURES?

>> Flapjack: NO MORE WITH YOU!

THEY APPRECIATE ME HERE!

I'M A YOUNG PROFESSIONAL.

AND TIME IS MONEY.

>> K'nuckles: WILL YOU AT LEAST,

UH, DEPOSIT MY CANDY IN MY

CANDY ACCOUNT?

>> Flapjack: CERTAINLY, SIR.

[ SOBBING ]

WHY, K'NUCKLES, WHY?!

[ SOBBING ]

[ CREAKING ]

[ RAT SQUEAKING ]

>> K'nuckles: K'NICKELS, QUIT

HOGGING THE BLANKET!

>> WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!

>> K'nuckles: I SAID GIVE ME THE

BLANKET BA--

>> SAY SOMETHIN' AGAIN!

>> K'nuckles: [ TEETH

CHATTERING ]

UH, N-NO.

>> NOW, BE QUIET SO I's CAN

SLEEPS!

>> K'nuckles: YEAH -- YEAH --

YES, SIR.

AAH.

>> HA HA!

TWO FOR FLINCHIN' -- TWO

NICKLES!

MWAH. MWAH.

>> K'nuckles: I MISS FLAPJACK.

>> Flapjack: NO, MA'AM.

BANK YOU!

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

>> SHAME ON YOU FOR BEING SO

CLEVER.

>> Flapjack: BYE-BYE NOW,

MRS. WITHERSBY.

[ SQUEAKING ]

>> K'nuckles: THIS IS HARD FOR

ME TO SAY, BOY, BUT FOR WHAT

IT'S WORTH --

>> Flapjack: TABLE 6 CAN

DETERMINE THE WORTH OF ANY ITEM,

SIR.

>> K'nuckles: LOOK, I DON'T KNOW

IF THERE'S ANYTHING LEFT BETWEEN

US, BUT I'D LIKE TO SAVE --

>> Flapjack: SAVINGS ACCOUNTS

ARE OVER THERE.

>> K'nuckles: YOU CAN'T IGNORE

WHAT WE'VE INVESTED!

>> Flapjack: ALL INVESTMENTS ARE

CURRENTLY UPSTAIRS.

>> K'nuckles: OKAY, I GUESS I

DESERVE THIS.

WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE?

>> Flapjack: A TEARFUL SPEECH

ABOUT HOW THINGS WILL BE BETTER.

>> K'nuckles: AHEM!

REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO FROLIC

IN ADVENTURE?

AH, WHO AM I KIDDIN'?

YOU COMIN' BACK OR WHAT?

>> Flapjack: YES!

>> THAT WOULD BE A "YES" TO A

"NO."

YOU'RE MY APPRENTICE, FLAPJACK.

I OWN YOU -- HEART AND SOUL.

>> K'nuckles: WELL, THE REST OF

HIM IS MINE!

>> Flapjack: YOU TELL HIM,

K'NUCKLES.

>> THEN I'LL WRESTLE YOU FOR

HIM.

>> All: HUH?

>> IF YOU WIN, YOU KEEP IT.

BUT IF YOU LOSE, YOU'LL BOTH

WORK FOR ME.

>> K'nuckles: AND IF YOU LOSE,

YOU'LL KEEP THIS BANK.

>> DEAL.

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

>> Flapjack: YOU'RE SO BRAVE.

>> K'nuckles: A TRUE ADVENTURER

NEVER WALKS AWAY FROM AN EASY

VICTORY.

>> Flapjack: IT'S TIME!

GO GET HIM, CAP'N!

[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

>> [ GROWLING ]

>> K'nuckles: [ WHIMPERING ]

>> AH! AH!

[ CHEERING ]

>> Flapjack: WATCH OUT FOR THE

DOUBLE K'NUCKLE --

>> K'nuckles: OHH!

>> Flapjack: AND...

>> K'nuckles: OHH!

>> Flapjack: WAY TO HANG IN

THERE!

[ CHEERING ]

>> AH!

[ CHEERING ]

AH-HUH!

[ CHEERING ]

[ BELL RINGING ]

HUH?

>> [ PANTING ]

>> MY MONEY!

>> [ PANTING ]

>> WHY?!

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!

>> ALL I EVER HADS IN MY LIFE

WAS THESE TWO NICKELS.

AND THEY WASN'T ENOUGH TO FEED

MY LOVE OF MONEY.

[ Sobbing ] I LOVE MONEY.

>> I, TOO, LOVED MONEY THAT MUCH

ONCE.

>> ALL RIGHT, TAKE 'EM AWAY,

BOYS.

>> THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY...

IF YOU'D BE WILLING TO BE MY

APPRENTICE.

>> [ CRYING HAPPILY ]

>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES?

THANK YOU FOR RISKING A LIFE OF

BANKING SERVITUDE TO SAVE ME.

>> K'nuckles: [ Strained

voice ] YOU BET.

>> Flapjack: HA HA! "BET"!

>> THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY!

>> ♪ THE GLORIOUS END! ♪

THE END.

>> K'nuckles: HERE IT IS,

FLAPJACK -- THE STORMALONG

WISHING WELL.

>> Flapjack: WELL, WELL, WELL.

WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL.

>> K'nuckles: WAIT, FLAP.

THE WAY IT WORKS IS YOU SIT

RIGHT UP HERE, YOU CLOSE YOUR

EYES, AND THEN YOU MAKE A WISH.

>> Flapjack: HMM.

I WISH -- I WISH I WAS AS GOOD

AN ADVENTURER AS CAP'N

K'NUCKLES.

>> K'nuckles: THAT'S RIGHT,

FLAPJACK.

NOW, TO BE A GOOD ADVENTURER,

YOU GOT TO ACT TOUGH, AND YOU

GOT TO GET DIRTY.

SO TO BE THE BEST ADVENTURER,

YOU GOT TO GO INTO THIS GARBAGE

AND LOOK FOR MONEY.

>> Flapjack: IT STINKS IN HERE,

CAPTAIN!

>> K'nuckles: THAT'S THE SMELL

OF ADVENTURE, BOY.

>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ]

>> K'nuckles: AND AFTER YOU FIND

THE MONEY, I'LL TREAT YOU TO

SOME CANDY.

>> Flapjack: MMM.

[ FLIES BUZZING ]

>> K'nuckles: HEY, FLAP.

ARE YOU, UH, LOOKIN' FOR MONEY?

[ SPLASH! ]

>> Flapjack: ADVENTURE!

>> K'nuckles: PREPARE THE SEATS!

IT'S TIME FOR SWEETS!

>> OH, I'M TIRED OF YOU

CHEAPSKATES COMING IN HERE WITH

NO MONEY.

EITHER PAY UP OR GET OUT.

>> K'nuckles: WHAT DO YOU HAVE

TO SAY ABOUT THAT, FLAPJACK?

>> Flapjack: BUTTERSCOTCH,

PLEASE.

>> THAT'S A BOTTLE CAP,

FLAPJACK.

>> Flapjack: OH.

>> K'nuckles: ALL THE BOY WANTS

TO DO IS BUY A LITTLE CANDY FOR

CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.

>> SORRY, FELLAS, BUT THE TRUTH

IS I'M ALL OUT OF CANDY.

>> Both: WHAT?!

>> SOMEBODY FROM UPPER

STORMALONG ORDERED EVERYTHING I

GOT!

>> K'nuckles: BUT WHO?

[ THUD ]

[ VICTORIAN-ERA MUSIC PLAYING ]

GET A LOAD OF THAT!

[ BOTH LAUGHING ]

>> ONE MOMENT, SIR.

>> PRESENTING THE GOOD LADY

NICKELBOTTOMS.

>> ♪ THE RICHEST LADY IN

STORMALONG! ♪

>> K'nuckles: THAT'S ONE FANCY

DAME.

>> LOOK, CHARLES, IT THINKS I'M

FANCY.

>> MILADY.

>> NOW, WHERE IS THE ONE CALLED

PEPPERMINT LARRY?

>> THAT WOULD BE ME, LADY

NICKELBOTTOMS.

UH, MA'AM.

>> I'M STANDING HERE AND I HAVE

NOT YET RECEIVED MY CANDY.

>> I'M SORRY, MADAM.

IT -- IT'S WAITING FOR YOU

OUTSIDE.

>> Flapjack: HEY, LADY

NICKELBOTTOMS, CAN WE HAVE SOME

OF YOUR CANDY?

>> GOODNESS ME, WHAT IS THAT

DIRTY THING?

>> I BELIEVE IT'S A BOY, MILADY.

>> A -- A -- A BOY, CHARLES?

>> A LITTLE GENTLEMAN, MILADY.

>> Flapjack: I'M NO GENTLEMAN.

I'M AN ADVENTURER!

>> WELL, LET US THEN DEPART.

>> K'nuckles: WAIT, YOUR RICH

LADYNESS!

THIS POOR BOY NEEDS YOUR

GUIDANCE.

TAKE HIM UNDER YOUR WING SO HE

CAN LEARN TO BE CLEAN AND

GENTLE, LIKE THAT GUY!

>> OH!

>> Flapjack: NO, CAPTAIN!

>> K'nuckles: MY ONLY REQUEST,

DEAR LADY, IS THAT I CAN COME

ALONG SO I CAN EAT YOUR CANDY --

I MEAN, UH, SO I CAN -- YEAH, SO

I CAN EAT YOUR CANDY.

>> OH, THEY COME IN PAIRS,

CHARLES.

HOW QUAINT.

>> MILADY.

COME ALONG, GENTLEMEN.

THE LADY DOESN'T WISH TO TARRY

HERE IN THE SQUALOR.

>> Flapjack: WAIT, CAPTAIN!

NO!

I DON'T WANT TO BE CLEAN,

CAPTAIN!

I WANT TO BE AN ADVENTURER!

>> K'nuckles: YOU ARE AN

ADVENTURER, BOY -- UNTIL THEY

CLEAN YOU.

AND THEN YOU'LL BE HIM.

[ VICTORIAN-ERA MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> Flapjack: BUT WILL I STILL BE

AN ADVENTURER?

>> K'nuckles: I DON'T KNOW.

AS LONG AS YOU'RE DOING IT FOR

THE CANDY, I GUESS.

>> Flapjack: THEN I'LL DO IT FOR

THE CANDY...

AND MY CAPTAIN.

>> HERE WE ARE.

[ VICTORIAN-ERA MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> TIME TO CLEAN UP, LITTLE

MASTER, LIKE A NICE YOUNG

GENTLEMAN.

>> Flapjack: CLEAN ME ALL YOU

WANT, CHARLES!

I'M AN ADVENTURER, AND THAT

WON'T WASH OFF NO MATTER HOW

MANY BATHS YOU GIVE ME!

>> [ GASPS ]

BATHS?

YOUNG GENTLEMEN DO NOT BATHE.

IT EXPOSES THEM TO THE ELEMENTS.

WE POWDER.

THERE, NOW, MASTER FLAPJACK.

CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.

[ FIRE CRACKLING ]

>> YOU'RE A QUIET MAN, CAPTAIN.

>> K'nuckles: FORGIVE ME, RICH

LADY, BUT, UH, I'M A PIRATE,

YOU'RE A RICH LADY, AND I'D HATE

TO SAY SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU NOT

GIVE ME CANDY.

>> HOW GALLANT!

>> K'nuckles: IS THAT A FRENCH

CANDY?

ARE WE HAVIN' CANDY NOW?

>> HELP YOURSELF, CAPTAIN.

THE ENTIRE HOUSE IS CANDY.

THE MOLDING IS MARSHMALLOW, THE

MANTELPIECE IS MARZIPAN, AND

THE MARBLE IS SOME KIND OF

FUDGE.

>> K'nuckles: [ GROANING ]

A HOUSE MADE OF CANDY!

[ INHALES SHARPLY ]

[ GROANS ]

>> Flapjack: SO I CAN'T PLAY IN

THE DIRT?

>> DIRT WEAKENS THE HUMERUS.

>> Flapjack: AND I CAN'T SWIM IN

THE GARBAGE.

>> GARBAGE FURROWS THE BROW.

>> Flapjack: WHAT CAN I DO?!

>> YOU CAN BE CLEAN AND GENTLE.

>> Flapjack: I CAN HAVE CANDY,

RIGHT?

>> OH, NO, NO, NO.

>> Flapjack: CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES!

>> AND THIS PORTICO IS PRUSSIAN

PRALINE.

>> Flapjack: TIME TO GO,

CAPTAIN.

>> CHARLES, THE CHILD

INTERRUPTED MY CONVERSATION!

>> IT HAS NO MANNERS, MILADY.

>> WELL, TAKE IT UPSTAIRS AND

MAKE IT A PROPER GENTLEMAN!

>> Flapjack: THEY'RE TURNING ME

INTO A GENTLEMAN, CAPTAIN!

THEY'RE TURNING ME INTO A

GENTLEMAN!

[ DOOR SLAMS ]

>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]

CANDY...

[ POP! ]

HUH?! WHA?!

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN OUT?

>> I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE YOU'D

LEFT, CAPTAIN.

I GUESS I'VE BEEN PREOCCUPIED

SITTING HERE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

>> K'nuckles: WHERE'S FLAPJACK?!

>> MASTER FLAPJACK HAS BEEN

ASKING TO SEE YOU FOR DAYS.

>> K'nuckles: DAYS?!

HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN --

>> COME ALONG, CAPTAIN.

>> Flapjack: "BAA" SAYS THE

LAMB.

THE LAMB SAYS "BAA."

>> K'nuckles: I SEE THE YOUNG

GENTLEMAN, BUT WHERE'S FLAPJACK?

>> THIS IS MASTER FLAPJACK,

CAPTAIN.

>> K'nuckles: WHA?

>> Flapjack: BLOEKEN SAHT DAS

LAMM.

DAS LAMM SAHT BLOEKEN.

MY DEAR LITTLE LAMB, I DO

BELIEVE YOUR WHEELS ARE IN NEED

OF SOME OIL.

I SHALL FETCH YOUR FLASK.

>> OH, MASTER FLAPJACK?

COME, PRESENT YOURSELF TO

CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.

>> YES, YOUR LADYSHIP.

>> K'nuckles: WHY HAS FLAPJACK

GOT THAT WATER ON HIS HEAD?

>> A YOUNG GENTLEMAN MUST LEARN

TO WALK CALMLY AND SHOULD NEVER

LET THE WATER SPILL.

>> Flapjack: GOOD AFTERNOON,

CAPTAIN.

>> K'nuckles: I GUESS SO.

>> NOW YOU SHALL RECITE FOR

CAPTAIN K'NUCKLES.

>> Flapjack: AHEM.

THE SIMPLE LAMB IS GOOD AND

FINE, ITS FLEECE AS FAIR AS

CURDS.

BUT WHEN IT TRIES TO SING A

SONG, IT CANNOT FORM THE WORDS,

AS HUMANS CAN, MILADY.

>> K'nuckles: I THINK I'M GONNA

BE SICK.

>> I AGREE, CAPTAIN.

HE NEEDS MORE TRAINING.

PERHAPS HE'LL BE READY TO LEAVE

THE PLAYROOM IN A FEW YEARS.

>> K'nuckles: YEAH, UH, LET'S GO

GET SOME CANDY.

>> A SPLENDID IDEA, CAPTAIN.

>> K'nuckles: YOU GOT A CANDY

BROOM CLOSET?

I COULD GO FOR A --

>> Flapjack: WAIT, CAPTAIN!

>> A YOUNG GENTLEMAN DOES NOT

SPEAK OUT OF TURN!

>> Flapjack: YES, MUM.

>> K'nuckles: YEAH! AND DON'T

FORGET I'M NOT COMING BACK TO

GET YA!

>> HERE WE HAVE THE CANDY BROOM

CLOSET, CAPTAIN.

IT CONTAINS A WIDE ASSORTMENT OF

OUR FINEST GOURMET --

[ DOOR SLAMS ]

CAPTAIN?

>> K'nuckles: ALL RIGHT, BOY,

GRAB ALL THE CANDY YOU CAN

CARRY.

WE'RE GONNA --

[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

WE'RE GONNA GET YOU OUT OF HERE.

>> Flapjack: BUT, CAPTAIN, ISN'T

THAT STEALING?

>> K'nuckles: OF COURSE NOT.

WE'RE JUST TAKING FROM THE RICH

AND GIVING [MUTTERING]

COME ON, BOY.

HELP ME GET THIS CANDY

WALLPAPER.

>> Flapjack: AYE-AYE, CAP'N!

CANDY BOWL.

CANDY PAINTING.

CANDY CHARLES.

>> OHH!

>> Flapjack: CANDY FRONT DOOR?

>> K'nuckles: WHOO, YEAH!

BIGGEST CHUNK OF CHOCOLATE I

EVER SEEN.

>> WHAT GOES ON HERE?!

>> K'nuckles: WE'RE GRABBIN' ALL

THE LOOT WE CAN, BUDDY.

THIS WHOLE HOUSE IS MADE OF

CANDY.

>> I KNOW. I BUILT IT!

I AM LORD NICKELBOTTOMS!

AND WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES?

>> Flapjack: [ GULPS ]

I-I'M MASTER FLAPJACK, YOUR

LORDSHIP.

>> WELL, A GOOD DAY TO YOU,

YOUNG MASTER.

AND YOUR NAME, SIR?

>> K'nuckles: I'M CAPTAIN

K'NUCKLES.

>> HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME IN MY

OWN HOME!

>> K'nuckles: WHAT DID I DO?

>> Flapjack: You forgot to say

"Your Lordship."

>> I DEMAND SATISFACTION!

[ DRUMROLL ]

>> Flapjack: HE LOOKS MAD,

CAP'N.

>> YOUR HONOR HAS BEEN

CHALLENGED, CAPTAIN.

WHAT WILL YOU DEFEND IT WITH?

>> K'nuckles: WHOO, CANDY!

HUH?

>> THE CAPTAIN HAS CHOSEN THE

CANDY CANE.

[ AIR WHOOSHING ]

>> GO ON WITH IT!

>> EN GARDE.

>> HA!

>> K'nuckles: MM. MMM.

[ SNORING ]

>> WE HAVE A DRAW.

>> YES, A DRAW!

BUT FIRST, I'M GOING TO DESTROY

HIM!

>> Flapjack: WAIT!

YOU CAN'T DO THIS!

YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN!

>> I'M NO GENTLEMAN!

I AM AN ADVENTURER!

>> ♪ ADVENTURERRRRR! ♪

>> Flapjack: WELL, I'M AN

ADVENTURER, TOO.

>> HYAH! HO! HYAH!

HA HA!

[ TING! ]

EH? A BOTTLE CAP.

I HAD A BOTTLE CAP WHEN I WAS A

BOY.

BUT I LOST IT PLAYING IN THE

STORMALONG WISHING WELL.

>> Flapjack: WELL, WELL, WELL.

THAT'S WHERE I FOUND THIS ONE.

>> MAY I?

[ TING! ]

IT IS MY BOTTLE CAP!

OH, I'VE FOUND YOU AT LAST!

I'VE CHEATED MY WAY TO SEVERAL

FORTUNES, BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN

HAPPY SINCE I LOST MY BOTTLE

CAP.

I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING FOR IT.

>> Flapjack: ANYTHING?

>> K'nuckles: [ SNORING ]

[ GROANING LIGHTLY ]

HEY, DID -- DID I WIN?

>> Flapjack: EVERYONE WINS WHEN

YOU STEAL FROM THE RICH AND GIVE

TO THE [MUTTERING]

>> [ GULPING AND SLURPING ]

>> Flapjack: OUR LIFE TOGETHER

AS ADVENTURERS IS SO SWEET, WE

DON'T EVEN NEED CANDY.

RIGHT, CAP'N?

>> K'nuckles: AH!

[ GROANS ]

>> Flapjack: CAP'N?

>> [ LAUGHING ]

>> MORE POWDER, CHARLES.

[ SPLAT! ]

MORE POWDER.

[ SPLAT! ]

POWDER.

POWDER.

>> ADVENTURERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

>> ADVENTURERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

RR?