Original subtitles

[theme music]

(male narrator) Under government protection, Jellystone Park remains free

from the inroads of civilization.

An area of natural and majestic beauty.

In its forests, timid, wild, woodland creatures

silently roam through its leafy glades.

♪ Blow blow blow the bear down boys ♪

♪ I'll blow the bear down I'll blow-- ♪♪

(male 1) 'Quiet.

'Quiet everybody!'

'Places!'

Somebody presumes to a hush a Yogi Bear

in his own habitat?

'Quiet.'

'Roll 'em!'

Ah, what's a quiet roll 'em?

Hoo-hoo-hoo. What's all this?

'"TV productions."'

- 'Very interesting.' - I'm through, I tell ya.

Two days in this hot bear suit and I've had it.

'Get yourself another bear, I'm turnin' in my suit.'

But how am I gonna finish

"The Bear From Outer Space" without a bear?

That's your problem.

Now what do I do?

Pardon me, but do I give you any ideas?

Ideas I got, it's a bear I need.

Now get lost.

Everybody's an actor.

Where was I?

Oh, yeah, I need a bear.

- A bear? Hey! - Did you call sir?

Loveable, talented Yogi Bear at your service.

Do you think you can play the part of a bear?

I might have trouble playin' the part of a shaky spear

but believe me, I can play the part of a bear.

I've been practicin' all my life. He-he-he.

What can I lose?

Besides, he's got his own bear suit.

Okay, here's the script, study the bear's lines.

Boy, oh boy, oh boy.

I'm a show biz bear, I'm on my way up.

I'll have a penthouse in Manhattan

where I will live it up big-big-big.

A modest mansion in Beverly Hills

with my own bear type swimmin' pool.

Everywhere I go, autographs, people yellin'

Yogi Bear, Yogi Bear, Yogi Bear!

'Hey, bear.'

- 'Hey, bear!' - Huh?

Let's go bear, places everyone.

Yogi Bear, you're video star is here.

Are you up on your lines?

Uh, um, uh, uh.

'Never mind, put this space hat on'

'and stand over by that cabin.'

- Right here, sir? - 'Right.'

'Now kick the door open and read this line.'

Earth creatures cannot hurt me.

- 'Got it, bear?' - Ah, relax.

I'll take it from here.

'Roll 'em, action!'

(female 1) 'Ah, George, it's the killer bear from outer space.'

(George) 'Don't worry, I'll blast him.'

Earth creatures cannot hurt me.

boom

(male 1) 'Great, print that.'

Places, everybody. All set, bear?

Roll 'em when ready.

'Okay, now here's your lines.'

(Yogi) '"Blub, blub, blub, blub."'

That's a line?

Quiet, action!

(female 1) 'Ah, there he is again, the bear from outer space.'

(George) 'Don't worry, I'll fix him good.'

[gunshot]

Blub, blub, blub, blu..

(male 1) 'Print it!'

[grunts]

Maybe I better quit this racket when I'm ahead.

Quit, you know there's no business like show business?

I know, and I think I'm gettin' the business.

This scene is loaded with action.

This is your big chance.

Now stand here and don't move for anything, got it?

That's what I'm wonderin', when I'm gonna get it.

'Now, here's your big line.'

(Yogi) '"Looks more like a sycamore to me."'

'No, no. Grit your teeth and read it slow.'

Looks more like a sycamore to me.

'Great, great, all set?'

Like a sittin' duck, fire away.

'Action!'

(female 1) 'Ah, oh, George.'

(George) 'I know, it's the bear from you-know-where.'

'I'll topple this oak tree down on him.'

whoosh

Looks more..

...like a sycamore..

...to me.

(male 1) 'Print it!'

I'm serious, you're a born actor.

Ah, those are kind words, sir.

It gives me strength to go on.

Good, now here's what you do.

'When you drop the rock, the balloon goes up, get it?'

Certainly, a simple application of the laws of gravity.

Action!

Roll 'em, drop the rock!

boing

'Hey, bear, here's your line.'

"Try your hat, lady."

I got it, sir.

You're smarter than the average bear.

Hey-hey-hey, that's my line.

(female 1) 'Ah, ah, it-it-it's the bear.'

(George) 'It can't be, how did he find our secret hideout'

'atop this lonely, craggy peak.'

(female 1) 'If we only had a pin. Oh, dear.'

'Where will ever find a pin?'

Try you're hat, lady.

'Of course, my hat pin!'

boom

thud

You were only great, bear.

One big, big, big last scene and--

- 'Hold it.' - Uh-oh, the ranger.

You know the park rules.

'No exploiting the park bears for commercial purposes.'

- Ah, but, sir-- - On your way, Yogi.

Yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir.

Bend a little, will ya? It was the last scene.

No exploiting park bears.

If I had someone to play that scene

I could make him a television star.

Did you say, uh, television star?

- Quiet, everybody. - Huh?

Okay, ranger, here's your line.

'"Go ahead, sir, blast me."'

Good, put on your bear head.

Roll 'em.

Action!

Hey-hey-hey. Better him than me.

boom

♪ I'll blow blow the bear down ♪

[theme music]