Original subtitles

[instrumental music]

[scatting]

(kid 1) 'Bang! Bang! Bang-bang!'

So, what's with the "Bang-bang?"

'Bang! Bang-bang! Bang!'

Ol' Yogi will look into this "Bang-bang" business.

[scatting]

'Bang! Bang! Bang!'

Old nosey-to-nose Yogi

will now nose around, hey.

Hello, there. A typical tourist-type group.

Relaxing in Jellystone Park.

Bang, bang! Bang, bang!

Bang, bang!

Bang, bang! Bang, bang! Bang!

Junior, go over and shoot your daddy for a while.

I'm readin'.

Bang! Bang, bang! Bang!

'Bang, bang!'

What a sad, sad sight.

The tragedy of a poor little old kid

being ignored by his parents.

Bang, bang! Bang! Bang!

Bang, bang! Bang! Bang!

Couldn't you go shoot somethin' else?

Like maybe a bear or somethin'.

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Poor little tyke.

'Hey, he's headed this way, hey.'

Howdy, pardner?

You want a James Boyce, boy?

I'll, uh, play with him on his own level.

[laughs]

How'd you like to go bear-huntin', boy?

Shoot a real live bear?

Bang!

Oh-hoo, you got me!

Ol' Yogi will, uh, ham it up a little.

Oh-hoo-ho!

Better than the average TV cowboy star.

thud

Just bury me out on boot hill, Buffalo Bill.

It don't take much to be a real pal to a kid.

(Junior) 'Bang, bang! Bang, bang!'

Yeah, that kid's doin' a bang-up job there.

[laughs]

Bang, bang, bang!

Ol' Boy Scout Yogi has did his good deed for today.

So, now I'll hit the..

He-he-he-hey!

So, it's you?

Uh, what's on your mind, little Pecos kid?

As if I didn't know. Ye-he-he ha.

Bang!

Oh! Oh-ho-ho! And a..

Oh-ho-hoo!

thud

Bang!

thud

Some trigger happy kid, eh?

'Bang!'

screech

Ho-ho-ho! What now, little pal?

Ain't this a cute bit?

Little One Gun's bringin' the big game home

to mommy and daddy.

Yeah, they ought to be mighty proud

of their little hunter too.

Junior, stop playing with that dusty old bear

'and go and wash your hands.'

"Dusty old bear?"

Ah, now see here, madam.

(female 1) Shoo, you old bear! Scat!

Junior, how many times has mama told you?

'Don't bring home any pets.'

Uh, that poor little guy.

He should've had a father like me. Daddy Yogi.

Hey, don't sound bad.

gak

thud

Ho-hoo! Eh, you're mighty handy with the lassoo, kiddoo.

How's about a horsey-back ride, my little Buffalo Bill?

[laughs] I should've, you know, been a child psycho-chologist.

Hold on tight, my little buckaroo.

The kid rides like he's, uh, part of the horse.

Ye he he hey!

whip

Okay. Here goes the pony express, partner.

[galloping]

screech

You didn't have to do that. Just say, "Whoa, boy!"

swish swish

Okay, okay!

Ho-ho. I'm getting pooped already.

screech

gak

I'll better try a little of that child psychol-cology stuff.

'Uh, hey, sonny, us horses, uh, get mighty hungry.'

Which means we gotta have some hay-hay. Hey hey hey.

Oop.

That's what I like. Service.

chomp chomp chomp

Not bad, if, uh, you happen to be a horse.

whip

[galloping]

screech

I'm a beat, bushed bear.

This old horse is headed for the last round-up.

'The kid means well.'

You just gotta know how kids think.

[snoring]

You back, Jack?

Oh, no!

Yeow!

What was that, dear?

Search me. Maybe a woodchuck.

Yeow!

Yeow!

Yeow!

Is that Junior playing with that old bear again?

Search me.

Yeow!

screech

Will you please get this kid off of my back?

What's the matter, Yogi?

'Don't you know how to handle kids?'

Come on, son. Daddy Ranger will give you a real ride.

Wonder where Junior is?

Right here, lady. And will you please do me a favor?

Get this kid off of my back!

They got a nerve talking to Junior like that.

Yeah, that's my son.

(female 1) 'One good thing about it'

'at least we got rid of that bear.'

'Bang! Bang! Bang, bang!'

'Bang! Bang! Bang, bang!'

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