Original subtitles

[theme music]

(male narrator) This is the home of Colonel Packingham P Putney

the world's richest man.

The colonel has everything.

Double-decker tennis courts..

A pool for each foot..

Dozens of big, shiny cars..

...with a little car in each big car.

Colonel Putney, or Putt-Putt, as his friends call him

is also the world's greatest hunter

with the world's largest collection

of hunting trophies.

But colonel Putt-Putt is not happy.

He must have one more trophy to complete his collection.

He needs a perfect head of a bear.

Yes, the poor colonel is most unhappy.

Egad! I must get a bloomin' bear head!

(male narrator) By a strange coincidence

a perfect bear head is not far away.

It belongs to the world's greatest skating bear, Yogi!

Yeah, that's me!

But with all his fame, Yogi Bear

is also very unhappy.

Uh-oh!

(male 1) 'He went thataway!'

(male 2) 'We gotta get that Yogi Bear back!'

(male 1) Don't worry, we'll get him!

I am scramming out of this creepy circus!

[up-tempo music]

Yikes!

There he is! That's the bear they're looking for!

'Hey! Come back here, you!'

Lookie! It's Yogi!

'Go get him, boy!'

[barking]

Sheesh! Those guys just don't quit!

[barking]

I gotta duck those guys and hounds.

Well, now, that looks like a cozy hideout.

Any old port in a storm.

I'll just have a look-see around.

There must be a bloomin' perfect bear head someplace.

Wh-wh-what was that?

Blimey! I'm seeing things!

Bears! Skating bears!

I'm a sick man! Sick, sick, sick!

What's the matter, pal?

I need a head!

I'd lend you mine..

[chuckles]

...but I'm using it.

Zappity zow!

A perfect bear head!

Well, now, I wouldn't say that

but I ain't bad-looking for a bear.

I ain't half so ugly as I look.

Hey-hey-hey-hey! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

boom

Hey, watch it, will you!

You almost blew my head off!

Egad! I almost pulled a bloomin' boo-boo!

Well, now, this is more like it, friend.

What are you serving, pal?

A blinkin' surprise!

Love those blinkin' surprises.

Whoops! Dropped my napkin.

boing

How about that, my favorite goody.

Shish kebab.

How come you want I should, uh, take a nap?

Nothing like a bit of a nap after dinner, my boy.

But, uh, it's too early.

Chin up.

It's later than you think.

[evil laugh]

But..

But I'm not, uh...sleepy.

Oh, well.

Uh, shall we have another go at it?

[grunts]

(Yogi) 'Ah, hurry up if you're gonna take my picture.'

Coming, old bean. Coming.

How about this pose?

Featuring my photo-genius profile.

Excellent!

Now watch the birdie.

[evil laugh]

Ready, aim...fire!

boom

Egad!

swoosh

Great balls of fire!

That cannonball will ruin my perfect bear head!

thud

Shee! Too bad.

That little guy saved my life.

Oh, well. C'est la guerre.

That's the way the cannonball bounces.

I've been too bloomin' nice to that bear.

[instrumental music]

What a keen house! A regular showplace!

[gunshots]

Sheesh! I'm getting out of here.

[bell dinging]

Two can play at this game!

Egad! Zounds!

And all that rot!

[bell dinging]

[gunshots]

Alright! Alright!

I've had it! I've had it!

Well, what's all the shouting about, huh?

Well, you see, sir, I needed

a perfect bear head for my collection.

Well, uh, why didn't you say so?

Maybe we can make a deal.

(male narrator) At long last, Colonel Putt-Putt is happy.

His collection is complete.

He has his perfect bear head.

Egad!

Where's that infernal bear?

Yogi!

Yogi!

Sheesh! What a short lunch.

So, alright, I'm back to work already.

'At last, I've got my perfect bear head.'

Well, anywho, this beats working in the circus.

Hey-hey-hey! Ho-ho-ho-ho!

[theme music]