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[instrumental music]
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[theme song]
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♪ Whenever there's a crime
or trouble ♪
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♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪
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♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
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♪ Sylvester and Tweety
mysteries ♪
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♪ It might be day
or night whenever ♪
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♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
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♪ Somehow it all
still fits together ♪
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♪ Sylvester and Tweety
mysteries ♪
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♪ If there's a full moon ♪
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♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
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♪ Just wook awound you ♪
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♪ Chances are
we'll be there ♪
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♪ Someday I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
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♪ And then I'll be happy
yes sirree ♪
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♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
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♪ Sylvester and Tweety
mysteries ♪
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♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
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♪ With backdrops aplenty
globally ♪
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♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
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♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪
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♪ Mysteries ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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(Sylvester)Downtown Los Angeles,California
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home to 9 million people,famed landmarks
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cultural centers,professional sporting teams
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and thousandsof restaurants.
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The mayor has called Granny
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to his own personalgreasy spoon
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where the only good thingis that dogs aren't allowed
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inside, and the downsideis that they serve
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homemade coleslawon everything.
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Sheesh.
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Granny, I feel that I'm..
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[gulping]
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...being targeted.
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'First, every
freeway-condition sign'
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'directs all the traffic
to city hall'
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'clogging downtown for hours.'
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Then all the computers
in city offices started
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showing only cartoons.
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[sighs]
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[whirring]
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and now..
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...I suddenly seem to have
a mouse problem
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I never had before.
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[grunts]
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So, Mayor Rumproast
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you think your
famous restaurant here
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is going to be next?
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Yes, and that's not
the half of it, Granny.
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Today I discovered
that we'll be getting
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a surprise
health inspection.
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And I had scheduled
to have Howell Hoser here
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for a remote broadcast
about my restaurant.
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Eh-eh,
how did you know
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about a surprise health
inspection, Mister Mayor?
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Huh?
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[clears throat]
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If anything goes wrong today,
it'll be devastating
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to, to, uh, to everyone
who works here.
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Another coleslaw milk shake,
and make it quick, man!
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(Granny)
'Now, calm down, your honor.'
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Aaah-whoa--whoa!
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(Granny)
'We'll get
to the bottom of this.'
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Eh, now then, why..
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Ooh-oooh! That's it, I'm going
on a bird-free diet.
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[whirs]
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Ah, that's more like it.
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[blowing raspberry]
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Hmm.
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Grrrr!
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Meowwr!
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Rreeeowwrr!
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I can't afford to have something
else go haywire today.
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Howell Hoser will be here
any minute now.
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What'll I do, Granny?
What will I do?
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You really shave off
10,000 rooster combs daily
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to make candied pimentos?
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No. never mind!
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I need you to figure out
who's behind this
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and why they're trying
to humiliate me
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on public TV.
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Well, here we are
in another example
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of California's Crusty Bronze
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a landmark establishment
built in 1899.
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Just look at all this cool
and magnificent stuff.
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[gasps]
Oh, Howell, I'm so glad
you're here.
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Let me show you
my restaurant.
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Pardon me, Mayor.
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I can't talk right now.
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Here, read a pamphlet.
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- Uh--
- Have a pickle.
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Over here, Howell,
we have our--
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Golly, is that big old steely
piece of machinery
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what I think it is?
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'Excuse me, sir'
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but does that magnificent
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coleslaw-making unit of yours
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work under hydraulic
steam pressure?
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Ahora, no.
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[speaking in foreign language]
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Please, Howell, there are
public health rules
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about no wild hair
around the food back here.
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Oh, my.
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Excuse me, Mister Mayor.
Excuse me.
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Um, not now.
Have another pickle.
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And if you like,
try some other dishes.
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Oh!
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Ugh!
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Grrr!
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[groaning]
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Awful!
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(Howell)
Good my! What is this?
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Now, what do you suppose has got
this frustrated feline
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so interested in this dank,
musty corner over here?
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Oh, look, Howell.
Over here is the very booth
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where Charlie Chaplin
once passed a whole French fry
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'right through his nose.'
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Such poetic ambience.
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Aah! Whoa! Ohh!
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[gasps]
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[gasps]
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Oooooh!
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As city health inspector
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I'm closing this dump
for serving hairy eggs.
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No!
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[gasping]
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Beautiful. Can anything else
go wrong today?
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(Mayor)
'Oh, my gosh,
this is horrible'
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simply horrible.
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I can't have this
happen to me.
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Wait, wait! Come back!
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'It's all been
some sort of mistake.'
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Hey, Puddy, don't you
wike me anymore?
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Back off,
featherbrain!
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There are easier goodies
for me to get.
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Tsk, tsk. Just pitiful.
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Let's speed this up,
puddy.
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We only got four minutes weft.
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[inhales deeply]
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Hi-yaah!
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[gasps]
Yoww!
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Hey, puddy, you're missing out
on a whole smorgasbord!
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Come back in!
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It seems there's been some
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sort of misunderstanding.
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I run the cleanest
establishment in town.
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[gasps]
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[whimpering]
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You really fry
enough bacon
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to fill the coliseum
with hog grease each day?
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Aaah, uuhhh!
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Where are all these mice
coming from?
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Marvelous, mayor!
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You were harboring a hundred
destitute pet rodents
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in a little wall zoo
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out of the goodness of your big
old California heart.
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Sowwy about that,
puddy.
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Guess I don't know
my own stwength.
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[Sylvester groaning]
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[grunting]
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Ahh!
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Eeeee!
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I don't know what you're trying
to pull here.
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[crash]
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[clucks]
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[grunts]
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Aaah!
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Aaah-ha-haa!
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I didn't know mice could..
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[screams]
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...pack such a wallop.
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What's going on
around here?
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Aha! So you two are
behind all of this.
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It was your dedicated,
underpaid staff
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that's been causing
all of your problems.
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We're all out-of-work
digital technicians, man.
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Yeah, the studios lured us
with big bucks
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to quit school
pre-graduation
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and come work for their digital
animation divisions
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a few years back.
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Then they discovered
that it was easier
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to teach an artist
to work on the computer
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than it was to teach
a tech to be an artist.
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(both)
Then they,
like, laid us off.
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And now we're far too old
and unhip
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to sell a show
to a network.
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(all)
Mm-hmm.
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Without sheepskins, we were
forced to find some way
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to use our only skills
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to send some kind of, you know,
convoluted message.
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But why my city?
Why my restaurant?
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Why me?
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Well, let's see,
mayor.
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You're married
to the former wife
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of a certain
studio head
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whose people promised all these
misguided youth
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something he couldn't deliver.
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See a pattern here?
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Not yet,
but my head hurts now.
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Shame on you boys for causing
so much grief to the mayor.
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Yeah, but, like, what are we
supposed to do
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with our lives?
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Hmm, well, you know
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I could use a couple of clever
guys like you in politics.
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Well, this place
is still unsanitary.
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Golly, it must be
really thrilling
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to be a health inspector.
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Can you tell me more
about your exciting job?
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Oh, can I!
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I know all the filthy spots
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deep inside the seedy underbelly
of this town.
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Sounds like a show to me.
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You know,
perhaps I was too quick
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to judge
this restaurant.
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[instrumental music]
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(Granny)
Well, Tweety, I guess we could
call this case solved.
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I think.
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I call it another example
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of Cawifornia's cwusty bwonze.
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[theme music]
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