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[theme song]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come and on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Somehow it all still fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just look around you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Someday I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yes siree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops a-plenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪♪

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

(Sylvester) Mount Everest

the highest peak in the world

and site of perhaps the biggest mystery in history.

Twenty eight thousand twenty eight feet.

Twenty eight thousand?

[gasps] The peak is a thousand feet shorter.

That means Everest is no longer

the highest mountain in the world. Uh-oh.

[screams]

Tonight, across the globe

a stunned world asks one question.

"Has the majestic mountain's missing mass

been misappropriated or merely misplaced?"

To solve this mammoth mystery

super-sleuth Granny will mount Mount Everest.

Oh, goodness gracious!

[chuckles] Am I on TV?

Yes. Yes, you are.

Granny, the world must know

on your ascent of Everest, will you be taking any Sherpas?

Oh, yes, just one.

[panting]

[groans]

[laughing]

Thank you, Granny, and good luck.

"In a related story, brisk sales are reported

of T-shirts picturing K2 the new king of mountains."

Speaking now with its owner, Mr. K2, can you tell us

what owning the tallest peak in the world means to you?

Business is booming.

Everyone comes to see my mountain

and buy my T-shirts

declaring K2 the tallest place on Earth.

[instrumental music]

Remember, boys, keep your eyes open

'for any signs of the missing mountain.'

Yeah, yeah, the only thing I'm keepin' my eyes on

is the meal waiting on the other end of this line.

[chuckles] Speaking of which

all this mountain air has done wonders for my appetite.

I wouldn't do that if I were you, puddy.

Hey!

[groans]

[grunts]

[grunting]

[screaming]

Ooh, that was too close.

Good thing I was wearing my lifeline.

Ooh, I better administer some first aid to poor old puddy.

swoosh

Going up.

This looks like my stop.

[sighs]

Uh-oh.

[gasps]

Oh.

[gasps]

[screaming]

splash

Now that's what I call lucky.

Yeah. Nothin' tastes better than wet canary.

Pleased to be releasing the bird.

Back off, fur-balls!

This bird is my lunch. Get your own.

Oh, no, brother, we do not eat birds here.

Say what?

Welcome to Shangri-Claw

'the utopian city of feline enlightenment'

where the eating of birds

is strictly forbidden.

Besides, this bird is obviously the golden bird

that legend has foretold.

[instrumental music]

[indistinct chatter]

Cats ruled by a bird?

What's wrong with you people?

Long ago, we found enlightenment

by forsaking all things feline.

No longer do we scratch up furniture

yowl in alleys

shed, spit up hairballs

chase mice or eat birds.

Yeah, well, you can count me out, buster.

I'll just be taking my canary and leaving.

Impossible.

Once you have found the Shangri-Claw

you can never leave.

Hey!

[blabbers] You can't do this.

Ah, this is a violation of everything cats stand for.

I want a lawyer.

splash

Ooh. Thanks, puddies.

Nothing like a nice bath.

[giggles]

[blowing]

They got valet parking too.

[gasps]

It's too bad Sylvester isn't here to enjoy this.

[groaning]

Oh, I'm so hungry.

Even that birdseed looks good.

What am I saying?

Okay! I give up!

I wanna find enlightenment.

I promise not to touch the birds.

Just give me something to eat!

Do you renounce all things cat?

I do. I do! Now when do we eat?

Patience, my son.

You must first learn our ways.

There are group purrs three times a day.

Humility is achieved by tending the catnip garden.

[whirring]

Self-control is most important.

[grunting]

[groans]

Oh, how can I sleep

when I know that Tweety is just down the hall?

I need somethin' to eat.

Wonder what's on the late night snack menu.

Ah-ha!

[mumbling]

Suffering succotash!

What I really need is a midnight Tweety treat.

[instrumental music]

rattle rattle

Hm. Ah.

- Huh? - Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Brother cat, this is the second time

you've violated our law.

This court finds Brother Sylvester guilty!

Before I pronounce the sentence

do you have any last words?

Yeah, Your Honor, I just wanna say

it ain't natural to act this way.

We cats need to scratch furniture.

Hm, mark our territory

yowl in the middle of the night

and especially, chase and eat birds.

He maybe scrawny

but Tweety is jam-packed with flavor.

Sweet, tender, succulent

and above all, juicy.

Stop it. You're embarrassing me.

Y-Y-Your Honor

that feathery feast doesn't belong there.

He belongs here.

Your Honor?

slurp

Huh? Huh!

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh is right.

It's time to abdicate.

- 'Give him. He's mine!' - 'Give him!'

Mine, I said.

After him! After him! Don't let him..

[indistinct yelling]

This way!

[indistinct yelling]

I don't know, Hector.

How can a 1000 feet of mountain

just disappear into thin air?

[indistinct yelling]

Any luck?

(Granny) 'Get me out of here.'

I've been up and down Everest six times today

but there were no signs of the missing 1000 feet.

(K2) 'Help!'

[screaming]

And what is this?

Looks like a 1000 feet of tape measure to me.

- Who are you? - I confess.

I am Mr. K2 and I stole

the surveyor's 1000 feet of measuring tape

so my mountain, K2, would be the highest in the world.

Here you go.

[sighs] Another mystery solved.

But what I'm gonna do with all of these T-shirts?

Ah.

[gasps]

[screaming]

Hm.

[yowling]

[growls]

That'll be two bits.

Next.

[yowling]

That's what you get by introducing

bad or puddy type behavior

into a perfectly balanced utopian civilization.

[instrumental music]