Original subtitles

[theme song]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come and on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Somehow it all still fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just look around you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Some day I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yes siree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops a-plenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪

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[instrumental music]

(male 1) New Zealand

home to over 50 million sheep

half a million Presbyterians

but only one mystical Maldivian mynah bird.

The mynah bird is probably

one of the world's most intelligent..

[gasps] Sweet merciful heavens!

The mystical Maldivian mynah bird is missing!

Call the army! Call the navy!

Call Granny!

[instrumental music]

clank clank

This is so humiliating.

Locked up like a common house pet.

[grunting] Cages are okay for birds and stupid dogs

but not pussycats.

(man on PA) 'Ladies and gentlemen'

'we have been informed'

'of some rough air ahead.'

'Please fasten your seat belts.'

[screaming]

[Hector growls]

(Sylvester) 'Did I say stupid dogs?'

'I meant birds, stupid..'

[Sylvester groans]

...birds.

Thank you, thank you very much for agreeing to take this case.

Oh, you know me.

I just can't resist a good mystery.

Sheesh. Another mystery to solve.

Doesn't she ever tire of these things?

(male 1) 'Only you can find the missing Maldivian mynah bird, Granny.'

Mynah bird?

"Common mynah bird

very tasty and simple to catch."

And it's rated five paws.

I'll have this mystery solved before brunch.

[sniffing]

Hm, I better sidetrack the old gal

or I'll be out of a mynah-bird brunch.

[laughs]

There's always some sort of clue.

Huh?

What's this? A brochure of Mount Cook.

Receipts for mountain-climbing gear and film.

Looks like our missing mynah bird has taken a trip

to New Zealand's tallest mountain, Mount Cook.

If the mountain won't come to Dwanny

she'll go the mountain.

(Sylvester) 'Good, she found everything.'

While they're climbing, I'll be feasting.

Ta-ta.

Here, mynah, mynah, mynah.

Ah-ha!

I think it's time for a mynah repast.

[chuckles]

bam

thud

Oops. Sorry about that, jumbo.

Huh? Uh, uh..

[groaning]

[screaming]

thud

Sheesh. Nothin' worse than a peeved pachyderm.

I wonder where's that bird..

[instrumental music]

Well, I'll be..

screech

Open wide and say yummy.

[gulps] Oh, that was too easy.

I think I'll give up canaries and stick to mynahs.

[instrumental music]

Hey, how's it.. Well, it, well, it can't be.

He went up, I saw him, but how did he..

Hm. You know, I better not think about it too much.

It just might ruin my appetite.

Come back here!

Nobody gets past my stomach!

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splash

[bubbling]

[slurps]

[Sylvester screaming]

[groaning]

[Sylvester screaming]

[groans]

[panting]

Now, where did that mynah bird get off to?

Hey, come back here!

[instrumental music]

Oop!

Yeah, we'll just see about that.

Huh?

[instrumental music]

Huh?

Huh?

[growling]

[screams]

(Sylvester) 'Mommy.'

[Sylvester screaming]

Hm? Ah-ha!

[growls]

- Huh? - Oops.

[Sylvester groans]

[grunts]

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[Granny groaning]

At last we've reached the top of Mount Cook.

Now, where's that naughty mynah?

[sheep bleating]

Oh, flibbertigibbet, he's not here.

Ooh!

Sylvester, will you stop lollygagging

and keep up the pace? We've got to solve this mystery.

Come on, boys, we can't give up now.

We'll scour every inch of the New Zealand countryside

if we must.

[groaning]

[barking]

screech

[screams]

I can't believe

I still haven't caught that darn mynah.

What's wrong with me?

"If the surefire How To Capture Your Dinner did not work

reread chapter one, How To Be A Cat."

How to be a cat?

Sheesh. I'm not that pathetic, am I?

"Exercise one, remember back to your kitten-hood

to discover the underlying reasons for your failure."

Help! Father, father, help!

Father, father, uh..

[groaning]

Sylvester, are you a cat or a mouse?

Hm, I like cheese.

Oh, boy. Listen, son.

You're a cat, a cat just like the lions of Africa

the tigers of India

and the pretty Persian lap cat.

Ah, scratch that last one.

But you're a pussycat

and pussycats chase birds.

You gotta be fierce.

Remember, you're the hunter

and they're the prey.

Now, son, let me hear you..

[roars]

Meow.

Now, try it again, and put some real fire in it.

Meow.

- Again. - Meow!

And again.

[roaring]

Yeah, close enough.

Now, show the world that you're a cat

by getting that bird.

Yeah, that's it.

I'm a fierce pussycat and that bird is my prey.

[instrumental music]

Ah-ha! At last!

I caught the bird! I caught the bird!

Now, to taste my little victory.

Congratulations, Sylvester

you've captured the elusive mynah.

Here you go.

Ah, the mystical Maldivian mynah.

How can we ever thank you?

Well, you know, I didn't get to see much of New Zealand

while on the case. I'd like to do some sightseeing.

You know, someone should really bweak

that wittle magnifying dwass of hers.

Rotten bird book! Who needs you?

All that work and I still didn't get

what's coming to me. Oops!

[groans]

Well, in a manner of speaking, it looks like it got you.

[laughs]

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