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[theme song]
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♪ Whenever there's a
crime or trouble ♪
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♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪
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♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
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♪ Sylvester And Tweety
Mysteries ♪
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♪ It might be day
or night whenever ♪
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♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
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♪ Somehow it all still
fits together ♪
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♪ Sylvester And Tweety
Mysteries ♪
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♪ If there's a full moon ♪
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♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
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♪ Just look around you ♪
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♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
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♪ Some day I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
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♪ And then I'll be happy
yes siree ♪
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♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
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♪ Sylvester And Tweety
Mysteries ♪
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♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
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♪ With backdrops
a-plenty globally ♪
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♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
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♪ Sylvester And Tweety ♪
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♪ Mysteries ♪♪
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[Instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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(Granny)
'It sure was nice of my sister's
niece's mother-in-law'
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to rent us this charming cottage
for the summer solstice.
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[humming]
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[indistinct chatter on TV]
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(man on TV)
'This kick looks like
a simple chip shot.'
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'There's the..
The kick is up, and there's..'
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(male #1)
'Oh, for the love of football'
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'my satellite dish
went in broke!'
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[sighs]
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Oh, get a life!
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[humming]
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Stupid mutt.
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Oh, stupid mutt.
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[screams]
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[instrumental music]
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[laughs]
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[laughs]
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The kick is up
and it's good!
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splash
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Next we're going to use garden
compost for paint removal.
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Oh, that girl is so clever.
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And be sure to use clean compost
because if you don't..
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[grunting]
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(Granny)
'Hate that cable system!'
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'Oh, fiddle-faddle'
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ding-dang satellite dish!
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Dwanny warely gets mad
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but when she does,
the whole pwanet knows it.
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Come on, boys,
we're going to pay a visit
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to the people responsible
for our satellite reception.
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[instrumental music]
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Gentlemen, this is
the last video transmission
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from TV satellite Alpha 10.
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(male #2)
'All the important stuff
rises out of the desk.'
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[electricity crackling]
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vroom
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At last we know what is
swallowing
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our TV reception satellites.
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Another satellite
caught this image.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[howls]
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My!
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Ay caramba!
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[man on TV barking]
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He would have made
chief of staff by now
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but, uh, I'm afraid what
happened at Roswell
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last year changed all that.
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The President hears
about this
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I'll be back working
recruitment office
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in Pico Rivera.
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Ooh?
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zap zap
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They wanna know
if we'd be interested
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in sending a representative
to study life on their planet.
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[growls]
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(male #3)
'Soon after that incident'
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'the general went AWOL.'
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(male #4)
'Alien abduction?'
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No, he dug a tunnel
out of the garden.
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swoosh
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The mutt spoke like the general
for a little while
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and then reverted
to pure canine behavior.
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We lost track of him
and his eccentric, feisty owner.
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She never stayed too long
in one place.
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Anyhow, if the public
ever finds out about the general
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they'll cut our appropriations
to the bone!
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[indistinct chatter]
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Out of my way, young man!
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I pay my taxes.
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I want my satellite TV
fixed.
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Congratulations, Granny.
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In your country's darkest hour
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you have answered the call.
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Three, two, one, ignition.
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swoosh
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'Prepare for loud noise
with vibration during ascent.'
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'We have lift-off!'
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[groaning]
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[grunting]
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Sufferin' succotash.
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vroom
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(man on radio)
'Earth to Granny,
Earth to Granny.'
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'You are leaving
the stratosphere'
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'and attaining outer space'
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'where you will experience
zero-gravity condition.'
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Granny calling Earth.
What do I do now?
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(man on radio)
'To simulate Earth's gravity,
pull the red lever.'
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You say to activate gravity,
hit the red liver?
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(man on radio)
'No, I said lever.'
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Time for a little lunar lunch.
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- Oh!
- Aah!
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thud
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- Now, that's better.
- Speak for yourself.
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[barks]
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[howls]
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[barking]
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[barking]
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(man on radio)
'Earth to Granny, do you copy?'
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'Is everything alright
up there?'
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A-okay. All systems go.
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'We are now passing
the Milky Way.'
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Huh? Milk? Oh, boy!
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[slurps]
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Mm, yummy. Huh?
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(Granny)
'Granny to Earth, we have
reached the satellite field.'
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[panting]
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[howling]
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(Granny)
'Granny to Earth,
suspect observed'
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'heading toward
Asteroid Novocain.'
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[instrumental music]
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[howling]
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[barking]
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[barking]
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(Granny)
'Here, robot,
here's an electronic treat.'
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chomp
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While our little friend
is distracted
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with that supersonic tidbit
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we'll take care of business.
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I should get a peace prize
for making the world safe
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for television.
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Now to take these babies
back to Earth.
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[growling]
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[barking]
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Holy smoke!
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swoosh
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[barking]
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[growling]
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chomp chomp
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[screams]
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chomp chomp
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(Granny)
'Get us an escape pod.'
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'Smooth sailing from here.'
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chomp
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Or not.
Flibbertigibbet.
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My first visit
to an alien planet
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and I end up in a pokey.
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[barking]
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Do what he says, Hector.
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Remember, he's still
a four-star general
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'with the cutest canine
tongue.'
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[panting]
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Here, boy.
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'Bring the bone to Granny.'
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[panting]
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Sorry, sir, you needed that
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and I need this.
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And now to call
those nice young fellows
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we met last year in New Mexico.
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[speaking foreign language]
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[doorbell rings]
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[chuckles]
Oh, goody, you're here.
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[yelps]
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Now, you stay out of the way.
I'm paying them by the hour.
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[Granny whistles]
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'You're my last hope, boys.'
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[grunting]
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[screaming]
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If this doesn't work
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he goes back to the pound.''
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Oh, my, he's still a dog.
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[barking]
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War is r-r-rough!
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I'll have no weak-kneed
scaredy cats in my command.
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Bingo!
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No self-respecting
pet owner alive
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would ever wanna own a pet
that doesn't act like an animal!
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It's just not American.
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(Granny)
'Oh, goody, the skies are
alive'
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'with the beeping
of satellites.'
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[instrumental music]
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[creaking]
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Us cats
are smarter than peoples..
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[screams]
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[Hector growls]
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At long last,
we could get back to watchin'
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our favorite show.
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Welcome to "The Home
And Bath Show," ladies
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and today we're going
to learn how to..
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(man on TV)
'We interrupt our regular
program for a paid
infomercial.'
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'Here with an important
message'
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'is General
Rooster H. Bornstein.'
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Americans, show your dog
how much you love him
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with this SpaceX solar-panel
dog house.
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I ought to know.
I was in space and I was a dog.
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I'm going to turn
this silly contraption
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into a barbecue grill.
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[instrumental music]
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