Original subtitles

[theme song]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come and on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Somehow it all still fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just look around you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Some day I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yes siree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops a-plenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪♪

[Instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

(Granny) 'It sure was nice of my sister's niece's mother-in-law'

to rent us this charming cottage for the summer solstice.

[humming]

[indistinct chatter on TV]

(man on TV) 'This kick looks like a simple chip shot.'

'There's the.. The kick is up, and there's..'

(male #1) 'Oh, for the love of football'

'my satellite dish went in broke!'

[sighs]

Oh, get a life!

[humming]

Stupid mutt.

Oh, stupid mutt.

[screams]

[instrumental music]

[laughs]

[laughs]

The kick is up and it's good!

splash

Next we're going to use garden compost for paint removal.

Oh, that girl is so clever.

And be sure to use clean compost because if you don't..

[grunting]

(Granny) 'Hate that cable system!'

'Oh, fiddle-faddle'

ding-dang satellite dish!

Dwanny warely gets mad

but when she does, the whole pwanet knows it.

Come on, boys, we're going to pay a visit

to the people responsible for our satellite reception.

[instrumental music]

Gentlemen, this is the last video transmission

from TV satellite Alpha 10.

(male #2) 'All the important stuff rises out of the desk.'

[electricity crackling]

vroom

At last we know what is swallowing

our TV reception satellites.

Another satellite caught this image.

[indistinct chatter]

[howls]

My!

Ay caramba!

[man on TV barking]

He would have made chief of staff by now

but, uh, I'm afraid what happened at Roswell

last year changed all that.

The President hears about this

I'll be back working recruitment office

in Pico Rivera.

Ooh?

zap zap

They wanna know if we'd be interested

in sending a representative to study life on their planet.

[growls]

(male #3) 'Soon after that incident'

'the general went AWOL.'

(male #4) 'Alien abduction?'

No, he dug a tunnel out of the garden.

swoosh

The mutt spoke like the general for a little while

and then reverted to pure canine behavior.

We lost track of him and his eccentric, feisty owner.

She never stayed too long in one place.

Anyhow, if the public ever finds out about the general

they'll cut our appropriations to the bone!

[indistinct chatter]

Out of my way, young man!

I pay my taxes.

I want my satellite TV fixed.

Congratulations, Granny.

In your country's darkest hour

you have answered the call.

Three, two, one, ignition.

swoosh

'Prepare for loud noise with vibration during ascent.'

'We have lift-off!'

[groaning]

[grunting]

Sufferin' succotash.

vroom

(man on radio) 'Earth to Granny, Earth to Granny.'

'You are leaving the stratosphere'

'and attaining outer space'

'where you will experience zero-gravity condition.'

Granny calling Earth. What do I do now?

(man on radio) 'To simulate Earth's gravity, pull the red lever.'

You say to activate gravity, hit the red liver?

(man on radio) 'No, I said lever.'

Time for a little lunar lunch.

- Oh! - Aah!

thud

- Now, that's better. - Speak for yourself.

[barks]

[howls]

[barking]

[barking]

(man on radio) 'Earth to Granny, do you copy?'

'Is everything alright up there?'

A-okay. All systems go.

'We are now passing the Milky Way.'

Huh? Milk? Oh, boy!

[slurps]

Mm, yummy. Huh?

(Granny) 'Granny to Earth, we have reached the satellite field.'

[panting]

[howling]

(Granny) 'Granny to Earth, suspect observed'

'heading toward Asteroid Novocain.'

[instrumental music]

[howling]

[barking]

[barking]

(Granny) 'Here, robot, here's an electronic treat.'

chomp

While our little friend is distracted

with that supersonic tidbit

we'll take care of business.

I should get a peace prize for making the world safe

for television.

Now to take these babies back to Earth.

[growling]

[barking]

Holy smoke!

swoosh

[barking]

[growling]

chomp chomp

[screams]

chomp chomp

(Granny) 'Get us an escape pod.'

'Smooth sailing from here.'

chomp

Or not. Flibbertigibbet.

My first visit to an alien planet

and I end up in a pokey.

[barking]

Do what he says, Hector.

Remember, he's still a four-star general

'with the cutest canine tongue.'

[panting]

Here, boy.

'Bring the bone to Granny.'

[panting]

Sorry, sir, you needed that

and I need this.

And now to call those nice young fellows

we met last year in New Mexico.

[speaking foreign language]

[doorbell rings]

[chuckles] Oh, goody, you're here.

[yelps]

Now, you stay out of the way. I'm paying them by the hour.

[Granny whistles]

'You're my last hope, boys.'

[grunting]

[screaming]

If this doesn't work

he goes back to the pound.''

Oh, my, he's still a dog.

[barking]

War is r-r-rough!

I'll have no weak-kneed scaredy cats in my command.

Bingo!

No self-respecting pet owner alive

would ever wanna own a pet that doesn't act like an animal!

It's just not American.

(Granny) 'Oh, goody, the skies are alive'

'with the beeping of satellites.'

[instrumental music]

[creaking]

Us cats are smarter than peoples..

[screams]

[Hector growls]

At long last, we could get back to watchin'

our favorite show.

Welcome to "The Home And Bath Show," ladies

and today we're going to learn how to..

(man on TV) 'We interrupt our regular program for a paid infomercial.'

'Here with an important message'

'is General Rooster H. Bornstein.'

Americans, show your dog how much you love him

with this SpaceX solar-panel dog house.

I ought to know. I was in space and I was a dog.

I'm going to turn this silly contraption

into a barbecue grill.

[instrumental music]