Original subtitles

[theme song]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come and on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Somehow it all still fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just look around you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Some day I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yessiree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops a-plenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪♪

[instrumental music]

(man on TV) If you don't pay me 100 million lira

I'm gonna drain every canal in this city.

[laughing]

Oh, this is a serious, gentlemen.

What should we do?

What can we do?

With the water thief on the loose

the whole city will be paralyzed.

'We must pay up.'

I'd hold off on that, fellas.

Why, if you give into this extortionist's demands

who knows what he'll ask for next?

[indistinct chatter]

Fortunately, the world's greatest detective

is on the case.

♪ Oh there are no streets in Venice ♪

♪ There are no streets at all ♪

♪ But there's water in piazzas ♪

♪ La la la la la la ♪♪

Ooh. I hope this case is a quick solve.

[laughs]

Such delicious water fowl.

Huh?

[instrumental music]

♪ There are no streets at all ♪

♪ But there's water in piazzas ♪

♪ La la la la la la ♪♪

Earplugs.

This time I got you.

Oh, oh-oh, oh.

Oh, for cryin' out loud.

[grunting]

splash

♪ La la la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la la ♪

♪ That separates every so wall ♪

Oh, no.

♪ That butt up against every wall ♪♪

[instrumental music]

Rock and roll.

Uh-oh.

Loud music is bad for you.

But delicious for me.

♪ Oh they don't have streets in Venice ♪

Huh?

[laughing]

Oh, cut it out.

He's silly.

[laughing]

Oh, oh, uh-oh, phew.

[barking]

[whining]

[laughs]

[barking]

Ah!

♪ Oh they got no street but water ♪

♪ They got no streets at all ♪

♪ La la la la la la ♪

♪ Di dum di dum di dum ♪♪

Looks like puddy made some new fwiends.

Oh! Oh!

[screaming]

Oh, hang on, we're being pulled under.

Hmm, where in the world

would a drain this humongous lead to?

♪ There are not streets in Venice ♪

♪ There are not streets at all ♪

♪ But there's water in piazzas ♪

♪ Now that's up against every wall ♪♪

(man on TV) So, what gives?

Don't Venetians pay their ransom demands?

'Alright.'

If you don't pay me 200 million lira

I'll drain another canal dry.

[gasps]

Oh, dear.

We must pay the ransom demand immediately.

Now, now..

This case is taking

a little longer than I anticipated.

We'll use the crowd as cover

while we wait for the ransomer

to make his move.

I can think of a few moves I'd like to make.

And no trouble out of you, Mr. Smarty-pants.

Yeah, Mr. Pants. Move it.

Oh, what a truly beautiful city.

- Holy cow. - Where, where?

Another canal drained dry.

Ten canals down, 167 to go.

[laughing]

We've got to pay the 300 million lira now.

[indistinct chatter]

Funny, the puppet never said

anything about 300 million lira.

- 'She's right.' - 'Yeah.'

Oh, well, uh-uh..

Common sense, of course.

Th-the first 100 million and, uh

and then the 200 million

and, uh, so next is, uh..

Three hundred million.

Precisely.

The fate of our city is at stake.

We must pay up and stop

muckin' around with Granny.

[indistinct chatter]

Who am I to argue with elected officials.

(Granny) 'There must be some way'

to bring that water thief to the surface.

[chirping]

Hmm, I wonder.

This time I'm the red herring.

♪ There are no streets in Venice ♪

♪ There are no streets at all ♪♪

(Amalavoche) 'A floating tweety bird'

No Granny in sight, huh?

I'm afraid your owner has had a terrible accident.

Tisk, tisk.

Well, I must be off.

See you later.

Oops.

splash

Look, accidents do happen.

[laughing]

whirr

pop

Inflation device.

(Granny) 'Come in, Tweety.'

'Suspect is turning left at street of Beans.'

'I'm continuing my pursuit.'

Doggone it.

Where did he go?

Let's see.

'Eeny, meeny, miny...moe!'

[screaming]

[instrumental music]

[laugh]

Hmm, that's interesting.

(male #1) 'You are most brave, commissioner.'

This water napper could be a very dangerous person.

He has a dishonest face.

Well, uh, I am the commissioner

and danger, uh, is a part of my job.

But, uh, but enough about me for now

I must deliver the ransom

and restore the water

to our city's canals.

[cheering]

Arrest that man.

'He's your water thief.'

[indistinct chatter]

But why?

I'll tell you why.

Because he can't sing.

He's completely tone deaf.

Isn't that right, senoreAmalavoche?

Yes. That's my name.

SenoreAmalavoche. It's all true.

I can't carry a tune, not even in a bucket.

As a gondolier I was a big wash out.

But, uh, Granny. I don't get it.

How did you solve this mystery?

Oh, elementary, gentleman.

'Only a disgruntled gondolier would want so badly'

'to destroy the gondola trade.'

'And only an elected government official'

'would have the nerve to think of profiting'

from other's misfortune.

Put them out together and you get..

Me.

Him.

[cheering]

♪ But there's water in piazzas ♪

♪ That's up against every wall ♪♪

[screams]

splash

I know puddy tats don't like the water

but this one sure can't seem to stay out of it.

[giggles] Silly, isn't it?

Eh, but then, it is a cartoon.

[instrumental music]