Original subtitles

[instrumental music]

[theme music]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come and on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Somehow it all still fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just wook awound you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Someday I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yes sirree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops aplenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪

[dramatic music]

(male 1) Somewhere in Middle America, right now

a top-secret government facility

is masquerading as a meat-packing plant

and soon, someone will find

that not everything is hunky-dory.

(computer) Entry code required.

'Entry code required.'

[beeping]

(computer) Thank you. Would you like toast with your coffee?

Coffee? I want access to this room!

(computer) Your pass code is invalid.

(male 2) 'Let me in! Open this door!'

(male 1) With swift precision, agency forces

are mobilized deep within the command center

where the who's who of covert ops are gathering.

Hurry! We must find out who is stealing

the world's security pass codes

or global anarchy will erupt.

- What have you got? - Diddly squat.

All of my data indicates

that the suspect operates alone.

You mean with no organizational ties?

Correct. Not even a spiffy bodysuit such as yours.

Please allow me to interface myself.

- Pretty colors. - Enough with your colors!

- I have found our target. - Huh?

[clamoring]

(Marcel) 'Why, a cat burglar, of course.'

(male 1) Meanwhile, half a continent away

a certain detective enjoys a hard-earned vacation.

(Granny) 'How nice of my chiropractor'

to loan me his quaint Costa Rican condo.

splash

(male 1) But not everyone is on vacation.

Target sighted.

Begin operation Kitty Catch.

I got it! I got it!

[groans]

[groans]

- 'Target in sight.' - There's the cat burglar!

thud

[mellow music]

- 'Let 'er rip!' - Bwaah!

Waah-hah-hah!

We've got the cat burglar!

[siren wailing]

- 'Pull over.' - 'There go my rates.'

[gasps]

Waaah!

[mellow music]

Oomph.

Hee hee hee hee.

[birds chirping]

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

[birds calling]

(Granny) We sure were lucky to find a car

just like the one back home.

Let's check out this rod on the road.

Oh, Costa Rica is a beautiful country.

What a lovely day for us to see the sights.

(Agent) 'Target sighted.'

(Marcel) 'Let's drop in.'

[agents yelling]

(Marcel) 'Agent three in pursuit.'

What'd I say? What'd I say?

(Agent three) 'Got you, kitty!'

So I missed. Huh?

(Granny) This hair net's in my face.

Aah! Ooph! Aah!

(Marcel) 'Target sighted. Look on!'

'Fire!'

'Uh-oh.'

[explosion]

Goodness, that dry cat food

has your digestive system all hopped up again.

(Tweety) Bad, bad puddy tat.

(Marcel) 'Go, go, go!'

[horn blaring]

[laughs]

[vehicle honking]

crash

(Marcel) 'Oh, no. Oh, no.'

(Granny) What interesting roadways. Such fun.

(male 2) 'Target approaching. Begin operation Clickitty-Clack!'

- I saw this in a movie once. - No, wait!

- Enough monkey business. - Hmm?

Look. No hands.

[muffled speech]

Think of something, my leader!

(Marcel) 'How about climbing back in here and driving?'

Blast these rubber suits.

I guess this is what they mean by good vibwations.

Oh, what a nice, relaxing ride in the country.

Uh, now where exactly are we?

[all screaming]

we're in the Monteverde Cloud Forest

home of rare tropical birds.

[loud screech]

that's an accurate map.

Eh, now, where exactly are we?

So, this is why they call it a wain forest.

And why convertibles are so cheap.

Target sighted. Ready torpedos.

- 'Set target.' - 'Aye, aye, sir.'

(Marcel) 'Ready. Aim..'

plop

'SOS! SOS!'

Target is approaching. We're all ready.

boom

[groaning]

[agents cheering]

(Marcel) 'Pull out all the stops. This burglar is tricky.'

crash

(Granny) Do I hear the engine knocking?

thump thump thump

slosh

thud

crash

(Marcel) 'Initiate Operation Stand By.'

Faster! Faster!

[beeping]

(both) Here, kitty, kitty.

boom

Now, where exactly are we?

(Marcel) 'Prepare for backup plan.'

[zapping]

- How does he do it? - It's your turn.

(Granny) 'We must have made a wrong turn at Zarcero.'

Start Operation Peel Out.

Oh, gee, this guy seems to be in a hurry.

'I better pull over and let this tailgater pass me.'

- Ok, now. - Oh, no, no!

[agents screaming]

[cows mooing]

This plan is foolproof.

Kitty suspects nothing.

[agents screaming]

Uh-uh, one non-fat decaf latte, please.

[shrieks]

Oh, my, that's one snappy cup of Joe.

Look! We found the cat burglar!

Hit me again.

Now we've got you, cat burglar!

Why, Sylvester can't be a burglar.

He's a cat.

Eh, maybe it's me

but that guy seemed like a weirdo.

Hmm.

(computer) 'You've got mail.'

That's my cat, Sylvester!

Can this wait? I'm online

and they're charging me two bucks a minute.

Why were you stealing

all of the world's security pass codes?

Oh, I couldn't get on the internet

'cause it was all crowded.

Now it's all mine.

Wanna see a cool chat room?

Why, you naughty male adolescent.

The only chatting you'll be doing is with your lawyer

if I don't paddle your sorry behind myself.

Will my jail cell have a modem?

Ah, great job, granny.

The SIA Is rewarding you

with 30 free internet access hours.

Uh, eh, uh..

Could I trade that in for beach-volleyball lessons?

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