Original subtitles

[theme music]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come in on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Somehow it all just fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just look around you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Someday I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yessiree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops a-plenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]

[screaming]

Francois! What is it?

My dog's diamond studded collar is missing!

Poopsie cannot perform without her trademark neckwear!

Eh. Le bark.

What am I to do?

Francois, we're expecting a show announcer

from America at any moment, and as luck would have it

she solves mysteries.

A dog show announcer? Who also solves mysteries?

What do you suppose the chances of that happening are?

[instrumental music]

Being asked to be an announcer for the Pestminster dog show

is quite an honor.

It's about time someone put my extensive

knowledge of pets to some use.

[growling]

screech

prrbt

[gasps]

[dogs growling]

Aah!

[dogs barking]

Granny, thank goodness you're here.

We have a mystery!

No matter where I go, mysteries.

Oh, well. Pays the bills.

Eh, uh, what do you got?

My Poopsie's diamond collar is missing!

(Granny) 'Hm. The Joan Rivers collection.'

I can come to no other conclusion

but that the collar has been stolen.

Now, now, Francois.

Let's not jump to..

Aah!

'That's one of the most spectacular'

'examples of a bull mastiff I've ever seen.'

Hector, I thought I told you to do that outside.

(female 1) 'No, no, Granny, you misunderstand.'

You mustenter him in the show!

- I must? - You must!

Unless, of course, you're afraid of winning.

(Granny) 'Ooh, no, I'm not afraid of that.'

'Do you really think Hector has a chance of winning?'

Oh, yes! Yes!

Pardon moi,but the collar?

Oh, yes, yes, uh, collar.

Just a sec.

Now how would I go about entering Hector?

I'll do it for you. Come with me.

Huh? Madame?

- The collar? - 'Uh, no thanks.'

'Hector already has one.'

[sobs]

pant pant pant

Heel, Poopsie! Heel!

Speaking of heels, what happened to putty?

Does this answer your question?

[dogs growling]

(Granny) 'I always knew you had potential, Hector.'

Granny, may I talk to you

about my Poopsie's collar, now?

Oh.

I got so caught up in all the excitement

I forgot about your predicament.

Um, let's go look for clues.

Hector, work on your posture while I'm gone.

(male 1) 'Psst.'

Hiya, bub.

Your first show, huh?

Huh?

You wanna do your best, don't you?

Well, let me, a former Best In Show champion

offer you some tips.

Look, chump you can trust me.

I know what I'm talkin' about.

I'm a pure-bred.

I'm 50 percent Pointer..

...50 percent Boxer..

...and 50 percent Pincher.

But mostly, I'm all Labrador Retriever.

Have you got a Labrador?

Know where you can get one?

Uh, never mind, never mind.

Stick with me, nelly. I won't steer you wrong.

(male 2) 'You! Out!'

'No mongrels allowed!'

[Sylvester screaming]

pant pant pant

[dogs growling]

Hi, puttytat, why don't you come in and play

with me and the puppy dogs?

ding

Saw this in a Batman movie.

thwock

Ooh. Putty thinks he's in the circus.

[dogs barking]

Aah, shut up!

thunk

Here, puppy dogs!

Maybe you could use this!

chomp chomp chomp

[Sylvester screaming]

[whimpering]

[snoring]

(male 3) 'Atten-hutt!'

You call yourself a soldier?

For purposes of this bit, just say yes, will you, mac?

Then suck in that gut, puff out that chest, stand up straight.

Jut out that chin. Lift that head up high.

You're a show dog, now.

Act like one!

Hup, two, three, four. Hup, two..

Makes me proud to be 50 percent Bull Mastiff myself.

(male 2) 'You again?'

'What is it with you lousy American mutts?'

[barking]

Aah, shut up!

[barking]

Shut your noise, or I'll give you another.

[grunts]

[barking]

[barking]

zoom

woof woof woof

Phew.

[Sylvester screaming]

[groaning]

[barking]

pant pant pant

Hey..

[chuckles]

Now I wonder where that puttytat got himself off to.

[sheep bleating]

This one'll do just fine.

(male announcer) 'Now competing in Arena 6'

'the Pestminster Boulder County Sheepherding contest.'

[dogs barking]

[Sylvester screaming]

Oh, for crying out loud.

I'm not a sheep, I'm a cat!

K-A-T, cat!

[dogs growling]

[whimpers]

That putty is just a wolf in sheep's clothing.

[dogs snoring]

This should get me past those mutts.

Hm. Needs somethin'.

[chimes]

Nice.

[jazz music]

[dogs gasping]

[dogs whistling]

That collar looks awfully familiar.

Show's about to begin, boys and girls.

Let's go.

[dogs barking]

Our next dog is Silvia.

A prize Pekingese.

'Oh, ho-ho. She is cute, isn't she?'

Goodness, what is it, Tweety?

[gasps] 'The missing diamond collar!'

Finest specimen I've ever seen.

Stop the show!

Poopsie's collar!

Take this, this, this mongrel away!

Just a moment.

Now, be a good little doggie and tell Granny

where you got the collar.

'Okay, now let's see.'

'You're wiping your your face.'

'Uh, washing your face.'

Hm. Now where do you wash your face?

Sacre bleu!The washbasin!

I completely forgot!

I must have left it there when I gave Poopsie her bath!

What a silly, silly man I am.

Well, I never.

I can't win this dog show!

I'm a pussycat!

[dogs growling]

gulp

whoosh

[dogs barking]

And if the winner cannot perform his duties

the title will be awarded to the first runner up!

Taught him everything I know.

zip

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