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[instrumental music]

[theme song]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come and on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Somehow it all still fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just look around you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Someday I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yesirree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops a-plenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪♪

[instrumental music]

(Sylvester) P-P-Patagonia.

One of the most rugged

and inhospitable areas in the world.

So why has Granny brought us here for vacation?

Ah! The perfect place to do our birdwatching.

Stay alert, boys.

If we're lucky, we just might see a vulture gryphus.

The giant condor of the Andes.

[instrumental music]

splash

And if we're really lucky

we'll see the elusive mating ritual of the condor.

Oh. Oh, he-he-he.

Don't worry folks. It's TV 14 tops.

[instrumental music]

Well, boys.

Happy birdwatching!

[instrumental music]

You said a mouthful.

Huh?

growl

gasp

thud

Aw, poor puddy wooks pwetty tired.

tweet tweet tweet

Heya, boys!

[foreign accent] I want-a you all to go out and-a find us some supper.

Nothing too heavy. I'm-a watching my figure.

Mating season is just around the corner, you know?

I want-a you to bring back a light tuna fish.

One packed in water. Not oil.

You, I want to find a fat-a free cow.

So lean, it gives out cottage cheese instead-a of milk.

And you, pick up one of those

nice boneless-a skinless-a chickens.

[music continues]

vroom vroom vroom

[gasps] Wha.. Beaky, you're still here?

Go out with your brothers, and find me some dinner.

[chuckling] No, no, no.

[chuckling] No, no, can't do it.

Find-a something. Anything!

Even a nice-a teeny tiny little appetizer.

[chuckling] No, no, no.

My little-a killer..

I'm-a gonna do this for your own good.

And-a don't come back until you got something!

whirr

[chuckling] No, can't do it.

[chuckling] Can't do it, no.

[screams]

♪ I'm looking for a little snack-a-dee ♪

♪ So my mommy won't cook me ♪

♪ Do dop-dee-dop-de-dop ♪

♪ De-dup-de-dee ♪

♪ Dop-dee-dop-dee-dop ♪♪

Say, that looked darn close to interesting.

This little fella here seems to fit the bill.

vroom

whoosh

Enough birdwatching.

I gotta work on my tan.

vroom

vroom

vroom

Ooh, better get some lotion

before I scorch my little hide

all to a twisp.

vroom

crash

(Beaky) 'Ooh. Gotta get my old altimeter checked.'

Hmm. There must be another way to get mama that birdie.

Now think, Beaky.

Think.

[instrumental music]

[grunting]

Ooh!

[grunts]

Got it! I know how to catch that little birdie.

Ha-ha. I smart.

[grunts]

Ah! The tweet mountain atmosphere.

Ah! My sweet lunch.

[chuckles] I got him.

I got him! I got the little birdie!

[gasps]

(Tweety) 'Hey! Who turned out the wights? Let me woose!'

S-say, what do ya think you're doing, buster?

Uh...I'm catchin' a little birdie for mama.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I got news-s for you, buzzard boy. That's-s mylunch.

And no bird is gonna beat this cat out of s-sustenance.

Now gimme that s-sack or I'll.. Oof!

Oh-h-h, I can't wait to show mama the little birdie!

He must work out or s-s-something.

[groans]

H-h-here we go, wittle birdie.

Time to meet mama.

Wove to chat, but I'm wate for a dental appointment.

Oof!

Yipe!

No bird's gonna get the better of me!

Aha-ah-ah!

When are they gonna install escalators on thes-s-e things?

Can't we discuss this?

Unhand that bird, you mountain top turkeys-s!

My hewo!

If anybody's gonna eat s-song bird, it's-s me!

So much for hewos.

Beaky, darling, I think it's-a time to put out the cat.

[clamoring]

Go, puddytat, go!

Give 'em a weft! That's it.

I know he was gonna eat me

but you dotta wote for somebody.

Is it too late to apologiz-ze?

Duh...yup.

[groaning]

thud

Sylvester, quit playing, or you'll scare the birds away!

Well, it's been weal, but I gotta go now.

[gasps] Oh, no-o-o!

You can't-a leave now.

We're just about to have a little snack. You!

Come on, come on!

Special delivery for Sylvester the cat.

Mu-ha-ha-ha-haa!

'Now I'll get my just desserts.'

"A little oregano.

"A squirt of-a olive oil.

"A pinch of a basil.

And a dozen scoops of a lard."

Could you pwease cut down on the ward?

I'm twying to watch my figure.

[bell rings]

Be a good buzzard and answer the door, dear.

[quavering]

plop

creak

whirr

Howdy, y'all! Jeffers-son Joseph, that's the name.

Old friend of the family, son.

[chuckles] In from the s-states

for an aluminum sighting convention

and I thought I'd rest the old dogs-s..

You should pardon the expression.

For a s-spell and pay you all

and yours-s a kindly old visit.

Duh...hi.

S-say, I'm a little peckish too.

Y'all got anything I could sink my old pearly whites-s into?

There ya are, my tasty mid-morning repas-st.

We-e-ll..

hello-o-ooo!

Who do we have-a here?

Aye-aye-ooh-eh-aye-eh..

We can eat-a later, big boy.

Right now, it's-a time for some lo-ovin'.

- S-s-say now.. - O-o-o..

You got this all wrong, lady!

Lis-sten, I'm no bird.

I-eh, I-ah, am really a pussycat!

And I'm-a really a tiger

going in for the kill.

Gr-r-rowl!

Come here, ya big-a hunk-a buzzard!

I guess it's time for me to weave

these two wovebirds awone.

Well, Hector, seems like this

birdwatching sojourn is total washout.

Oh, I don't know about that.

[gasps] I don't believe it!

'The never before seen mating ritual of the giant condor!'

'And I'm getting it all on tape.'

What's the matter, you?

Don't you want a little kiss?

Mu-u-u-ah!

[mumbles]

thud

I can't wait to show this

to the folks at the "Birdwatch Weekly."

whirr

whirr

Wait!

For the love of humanity..

'...s-sto-o-op!'

I tot I taw a puddybird!

[screaming]

I did! I did see a puddybird!

[theme music]