Original subtitles

[instrumental music]

[theme song]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come and on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Somehow it all still fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just look around you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Some day I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yessiree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester & Tweety mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops a-plenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester & Tweety ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪♪

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(Sylvester) Several years ago

the famed British archaeologist, Colonel Rimfire

went digging up the ancient pyramid of Gouda.

I say, frightfully dark down here.

Why couldn't the ancient Egyptians

have discovered the light bulb?

[scoffs]

What, oh?

How blinking peculiar.

(Rimfire) 'Mice?'

'"Beware the curse of Gouda.'

'Look out behind you."'

"Look out behind you?"

What's the use.. Yaah!

[screaming]

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Much obliged, Granny the fearless. No one else would dare

search for the missing Colonel Rimfire.

Oh, nonsense.

Oh, no! Everybody's scared stiff

over the curse of Gouda.

gulp

That doesn't sound too Gouda to me.

It doesn't worry you that all

who enter the pyramid never come out?

Why, of course not.

Well, it bugs the sediment out of me.

I'm blowing this pop stand.

Yike!

Oh, come now. That's silly.

[whimpering]

Puddy being the center one.

Huh! Yike!

[whimpering]

(Granny) 'Stay calm, Sylvester'

while we track down Colonel Rimfire.

[yowling]

[Sylvester whimpering]

S-s-shouldn't we search for this guy some place outside?

[whimpering]

Yeow!

Oh! Oh!

Is there too little roughage in your diet, kitty?

Ew, a wittle bug.

- Weal tewwor. - Yaah!

Oops. I think I scared puddy into the middle of next week.

Looks like we found the proverbial fog in the pyramid.

Hmm. Which way should we go, puddy?

Are you kiddin'? Back the way we came.

[sniffing]

growl

[panting]

woof

(Granny) 'Good job, boy!'

Why, I'm 99 percent certain this is Rimfire's boot.

The missing Colonel is definitely that way.

Now, let's go.

[laughs]

[exclaims]

[creaking]

[gulps] Murderous mice.

Why did it have to be m-m-murderous mice?

whoosh

meow

Sylvester, I want you to stop this

erratic behavior right now.

[creaking]

[exclaims]

Very well then, you don't have to go.

But please don't bother us any more.

We must rescue the colonel.

Sheesh! Ya try and warn some people

either about their impending expiration

and what do ya get?

Ya get.. Aye-ye-ye-ye-ye!

Yaah!

swoosh swoosh

Yah!

clang clang

Yah! Uh-ha-ha.

Why, Sylvester, I never!

Bad old puddy tat!

snap

clank

Sufferin' succotash!

Talk about ingratitude.

[lip-smacking]

Come back here, you little miscreants!

thud thud

[groaning]

thud

[groaning] Oh. Huh?

ting

[gasps]

Huh? Ha? Hee? Ha!

whirr whirr whirr

snap

[creaking]

snap

thud

Um, um, um, um, whoa!

thud

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thud

thud

Yaah! Whoa!

[grunting]

screech

Wah!

thud thud

whirr

[gasps]

[grunting]

Wah!

whir

[gasps]

[rumbling]

thud

That's it, Sylvester! Shape up or ship out!

Look!

[imitating mouse chittering]

Shame on you, hitting the old tatnip again! Tsk, tsk, tsk.

thud thud thud

No more lumps for me's, thanks.

whirr

Can this really be happening?

Wah!

crash

Perhaps this indecipherable pictorial p-p-prose

will somehow get me out of here.

"Beware the cu-curse, curse of Gouda?"

"Look out behind you."

I'm translatin' here.

[gasps]

thud

thud

creak

[gibbering]

Oh, ho, ho. Oh, looky!

The burial chamber.

Isn't everything so pretty?

Huh. No sign of Colonel Rimfire.

Let's move on.

That tears it! We're gettin' outta here!

whirr

(all together) Whoa!

Sylvester, what are you doing?

We haven't found Colonel Rimfire!

(all) Aah!

[all screaming] Yaah!

(all) Phew.

[all gasping]

crash

[all screaming]

crash

Oh, my goodness, where are we?

Huh! Colonel Rimfire!

'What are you doing here?'

Haven't the foggiest, really.

One minute I'm jolly well exploring the pyramid

and the next, I'm on my blooming back

in this Piccadilly restaurant. What?

[chuckling] I've been stuck here washing these blasted dishes

to pay the bill for breaking the roof ever since.

You also broke my roof.

Oh, ho, ho, ho. My, I suppose we did.

Well, sorry about that.

Sorry for you, sister.

clank clank clank

Knock yourself out.

Ho, ho, ho. Imagine.

We didn't need to search that pyramid after all.

Now she tells us.

screech

[screams]

What in blue blazes wh-wh..

Gadzooks, I.. I never.

tsk tsk tsk

Puddy ought to respect pyramid power.

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