Original subtitles

[instrumental music]

[theme song]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come in on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Somehow it all still fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just look around you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Someday I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yes sirree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops aplenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪♪

[instrumental music]

(Sylvester) Having boarded the famed Orient Express

none of us knew that a mysterious spate

of disappearances would take place

on that very mode of transport.

Um, excuse me, sir.

Could you direct us to the sleeping compartments?

[gasps]

Hmm?

Oh, dear me.

Would you tell us where to find the sleeping compartments?

[train whistle blowing]

[Granny exclaims]

Oh! Everyone's in such a hurry these days.

[instrumental music]

[door creaks]

Oh, I-I-I must have the wrong room number.

[woman groans]

Well, wasn't it nice of that

young lady to move to another room?

'And so quickly.'

'Tweety and I will take this compartment.'

Sylvester, you and Hector can have the adjacent one.

[both clamoring]

[both gasp]

[panting]

Goodness! I'm famished.

I can't wait to see what they're serving in the dining car.

[Sylvester slurps]

Hope they have a table.

[door creaks]

Hey! No dogs or cats in the dining car.

- But the bird's okay. - 'Oh, sorry, fellows.'

Here's something to tide you over.

[gasps]

[chomps]

[instrumental music]

Well, Sylvester, you'll just have to make do.

Phooey!

Yeah, I'll just have to make do.

[squeaks]

slurp

I thought I taw a puddy tat.

[train chugging]

[gasps]

[groans]

[grunts]

[gasps]

Somebody better tell puddy it's a wot safer

to wide inside the twain.

[squeaking]

Mm.

[Sylvester screams]

[train whistle blowing]

[instrumental music]

[snoring]

Listen, Granny's vanished from the diner

and you've got to get 'em to stop this train.

[gasps] No Granny, no food.

[gasps]

[barking]

[indistinct chatter]

My, what's all this ruckus?

[whimpers]

[growling]

(Sylvester) 'Aah!'

thud

[groaning]

thud

[train whistle blowing]

[screams]

The old gal's one heavy sleeper.

[instrumental music]

[door opens]

creak

slurp

This puddy tat is very persistent.

Ya dotta dive him dat.

[music continues]

[porcelain clinks]

[chomps]

[burps]

Gee, Granny's table manners are

a wot different when she eats by herself.

slurp

(Sylvester) 'Hey! That's not Granny.'

[gasps]

[chomping]

[burps]

I'm telling ya, that's not Granny.

This looks like the perfect chance to prove myself a hero.

And the sooner we get Granny back

the faster I get fed.

His heart may not be in the wight place

but at least his stomach is.

[slurping]

Now, here.. Hey! Lay off. Let go of me

[both groan]

'Paws off of me, now!"

'Ridiculous..'

(Sylvester) 'Hey, who turned out the lights?'

[camera shutter clicking]

(male 1) 'Get your hand off..'

'Stop that, you ridiculous..'

[groaning]

Unhand me, you savage feline.

(male 2) 'Watch yourself, he's probably rabid.'

We'll turn him over to the pound at the next station.

The next station?

Hey, I'll bet that's when the kidnapper plans to get off.

I've got a..

[footsteps approaching]

[gasps]

So, Granny, you weren't smart enough

to evade old Moo Goo Gai Pan.

[giggles]

'God, I hate it when I say that.'

My little scheme has worked perfectly

if I do say so myself.

click

[wardrobe door creaks]

zip

Sorry about this, my dear.

'But you know how I hate to travel light.'

[Moo Goo Gai Pan laughing]

[gasps]

I'll get a handsome ransom from other passengers

and revenge on you!

zip

Best of all, I'll be able to pin it on the cuckoo kitty

they've already seen fit to lock up.

[laughing]

Boy, don't you hate it when the bad guy

exits laughing diabolically?

[Hector snoring]

[yawns]

[sniffs]

[yawns]

Hmm, Dwanny seems stwange this morning.

creak

'Ooh, look at all this evidence.'

'I guess puddy was right for a change.'

[snoring]

[indistinct whispering]

[yawns]

What?

[train whistle blowing]

Hey, what's going on here?

I locked that nosy biddy up myself.

[wardrobe door creaks]

zip

[screaming]

Looking for someone Moo Goo Gai Pan?

No.

Please don't say that name.

But I don't understand.

If you're here, then who is that in the..

In the baggage compartment?

Why, Sylvester, of course.

Thought we'd give you a little taste of your own medicine..

[Sylvester grunting]

...Moo Goo Gai Pan.

You know, I did ask you nicely.

Game's over, Moo-gooey.

Not so fast, my former flame.

[screeching]

[passengers clamoring]

[Sylvester groaning]

Where'd he go? Where's the, Moo Goo, what's his name?

He vanished. Just like that.

It's in his recurring chawacter contwact cwause.

zip

thud

Oh!

thud

zip

My! I thought this train seemed rather empty.

[creaking]

[clamoring]

[screams]

(Sylvester) 'Hey, cut it out.'

thud thud thud

Sheesh. What a bunch of ingrates.

[theme music]