Original subtitles

[instrumental music]

[theme song]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come and on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Somehow it all still fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just look around you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Some day I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yes sirree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops a-plenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester And Tweety Mysteries ♪♪

[instrumental music]

[dramatic music]

[Sylvester lisping] 'Say, Tweety, knock, knock.'

(Tweety) 'Who's there, puddy tat?'

(Sylvester) 'Little old lady.'

(Tweety) 'Wittle old wady, who?'

(Sylvester) 'I didn't know you could yodel.'

[Sylvester laughs]

[instrumental music]

[knuckles crack]

[off-key accordion music]

Ach du lieber!

Someone has tampered with mine accordion!

[off-key music]

[gasps] Mine wooden reeds

have been replaced

with wooden duck calls!

[duck call accordion music]

What am I going to do?

Ze big dance competition is tonight

undevery accordion in town

has had its reeds switched with party noisemakers!

Who would do such a thing?

I know nothing!

[instrumental music]

[door whooshing]

When I heard this year's tournament

was going to be held in Germany

I thought it was a tad far.

But I'll go anywhere for a poker fest.

"Polka Fest?"

Oh-ho-ho, it must have been a typo.

Looks like dwanny needs new dlasses.

[slurps] Well, I can see just fine.

chomp

[lisping] Sheesh!

Talk about your light lunch.

Say, what's the big idea?

I am Dussel undzis is Dorf.

We would like to have your little yellow birdie now.

Thank you very much.

Just a minute, bub.

That's my little yellow bird.

And if you want him you'll have

to go through me to get him.

Ooh! I don't like the sound of that.

Well, if that's the way you like it

'Mr. Girly Pussycat.'

thwack

[men laughing]

[instrumental music]

Where is that beautiful music coming from?

Oh, the Root Beer Garden.

Well, boys, what do you say we partake

in a couple of tall ones while we're here?

[instrumental music]

Pardon, fraulein,but you must check the bird with us.

Ya, fraulein, no bird is allowed

in the Root Beer Garden.

Oh, well, alright.

Tweety, you stay here

and I'll collect you in a few minutes.

Be a good little birdie.

Hmm..

[speaking in foreign language]

[Sylvester laughing]

bam

crash

Bad old puddy tat.

[men laughing]

[duck call accordion music]

[man sobbing]

[screams]

[music continues]

I'm usually tone-deaf

but this music's got my toes tappin'.

Granny also needs a new hearing aid.

[groans]

[music continues]

Hmm?

[music continues]

Huh? Hmm.

[music continues]

Oh.

Ah.

[gasps]

[slurps]

[music continues]

[feet tapping]

[music continues]

Guten tag.

My name is John Eric Jingleheimer Schmidt.

♪ His name is my name too ♪♪

Oh, I-I'm Granny.

Nice to meet you, John Eric Jingleheimer Schmidt.

Call me just John.

Oh, thank you for the root beer, Just John.

[inhales heavily]

[gurgling]

[gulps]

So zen, would you like to polka

with me at the tournament tonight?

Me? Oh-ho-ho, oh, I'm flattered.

But I..

[dramatic music]

Good zen. It is done.

I will meet you at the auditorium tonight.

Until zen.

[giggling]

[laughing]

Good. Good.

[grunting]

[slurps]

(both) Hmm.

Ha!

Pardon me, HerrPussycat.

Would you like to dance with me?

Um..

Ugh!

swish

[instrumental music]

[snaps fingers]

Here I go again.

[creaking]

[swishing]

[dramatic music]

Ouch!

[Dorf grunts]

[music continues]

[clock ticking]

[bell tolling]

[instrumental music]

[tolling continues]

thud

thud

crash

[groaning]

I don't know about you, but I'm gettin' dizzy.

[instrumental music]

screech

[airplane droning]

Ay!

[intense music]

[Granny clapping]

[gulps]

[air plane droning]

[grunts]

Wooks like I'm fwying the unfwiendly skies.

We make the Red Baron look like a girly baron.

Ja.

[both laughing]

crash

thud

[instrumental music]

Mmm, fraulein.

You look as scrumptious as an apple strudel.

Only not so fattening I hope.

[chuckling]

Achtung,ze polka competition

is about to begin.

Now, remember, if during ze dance

ze judges tap you on ze shoulder

you must leave ze floor!

May ze best "Oompah-pah" win.

[instrumental music]

Shall we dance?

[Granny laughing] 'Oh-ho-ho, hot diggity!'

I've got the music in me.

[music continues]

[chomping]

[panting]

[motor revving]

[gasps]

[blows raspberry]

thud

[motor sputtering]

[both groan]

[music continues]

(Sylvester) Ooh, whoa!

Deluxe air bag.

[grunts]

[John groaning]

[gasps] Heavens to schnitzel.

'It's all the missing accordion reeds.'

So, John Eric, you stole all the accordion reeds.

But why?

All mine life I have wanted to dance the polka.

Alas, I am tone-deaf.

Ze only way I could keep ze beat

was to replace ze accordion reeds

with zese wacky sounds.

[quacks]

Either I'm still dizzy

or that explanation

takes the German chocolate

upside-down cake.

Well, ze the only dancing zat you will be doing

is in ze clink!

Goodbye, John Eric Jingleheimer Schmidt.

♪ His name is my name too ♪♪

Being a bad guy can sure be a pain.

You can sure say zat again.

[groans]

[men laughing]

[clanking]

[theme music]