Original subtitles

[theme music]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come and on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Some how it still all fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just look around you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Someday I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yes sirree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops a-plenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪♪

[instrumental music]

(Sylvester) Kitzbuhel, Austria.

Where Mayor Stroodlebottom

called us to hear his frantic plea.

[clears throat]

You see, Granny

everyone knows the Von Trumps.

'The world's cutest yodlers.'

'Loved the world over, even in France.'

But now they're gone.

Kidnapped by the Abominable Snowman

who demands the bank of Salzburg, building and all

in return for the Von Trumps.

Whoa!

thud thud thud

With no Von Trumps

Austria is just a place where stroodle has apples in it.

[sobbing]

(Granny) 'Oh, don't fret, mayor.'

I'll find the Von Trumps

even if I have to climb every mountain

and cross every stream in a ford.

Hmm, these oversized hairy footprints

lead into the mountains.

I wonder if they could belong to that abominable person.

Eesh. Angela Lansbury, she ain't.

[chuckles] Oh, goody! More footprints.

I must be on the right track.

That makes two of us.

Yoo-hoo! Mr. Abominable Snowguy.

Where are you?

(Tweety) 'Hmm. That's no snowman.'

But it is abominable-wooking.

[blowing horn]

rumble rumble

[gasps]

(Tweety) 'They say if you don't blow your own horn'

'there won't be any music.'

Huh! Aah!

crash

Yaah! It's the abominable d-d..

I-It's the abominable d-d..

Abominable Snowman.

That's what I said.

Sylvester! Here, kitty!

(Snowman) Oh, you're all tense, Mr. Puddy Tat.

Why don't you take a nice catnap?

[snoring]

My, but puddy cats are high maintenance creatures.

[yawning]

[snoring]

S-O-S! S-O-S! S-O-S!

Somebody help me! Anybody!

[barking]

I should've specified no dogs.

(Snowman) Bad doggie!

You frightened my beloved puddy tat

out of his little wits.

thud

Aw, don't worry.

That big, bad doggie

all gone now.

Say, this might not be such a rancid deal after all.

[groans] Is puddy tat okay?

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Oh, the poor puddy's hungry.

Duh, but what do puddy tats eat?

[imitates bird chirping]

Duh, chocolate?

Eh, brussel sprouts?

A rhinocerous-a-sousourousesis?

Oh, I know!

Just wait right here!

(Snowman) 'Here you go, puddy.'

A little birdy.

[grunting]

Oh, okay, okay.

I'll get puddy tat a birdy just like this one.

Come on, puddy.

Let's ride my abominable snowmobile.

Whoa!

- Uh-oh! - Mm..

It's a four-headed abominable beast!

[intense music]

- Huh? - Hmm?

What are you snoopy noses up to?

Looking for abominable snowmen.

Huh! You're the Von Trumps!

That's us!

Eazel, Veezal, Weasal and Helga Von Trump.

Hmm. Not exactly the cute little sweeties I expected.

Well, this case isn't finished yet.

I've still got to find Sylvester

and nab the kidnappers.

[laughing]

Uh, w-w-what's so funny?

You have finished. We are the kidnappers.

You kidnapped yourselves?

♪ Yah yah yah ♪♪

But why?

Our little kid yodeler bid has been on a downslide

'since we bought it into middle age.'

(Veezal) 'For some reason, the public don't find 50-year-old's'

'dressed like toddlers'

'all that cute.'

But this kidnapping scam relighted our careers!

We even returned to the limelight

and keep the bank of Salzburg.

Call us greedy, but hey

we've got a lifestyle to maintain, ja?

What you kids need

is a good old-fashioned spanking, ja.

Let's show the old lady some Von Trump hospitality.

[grunting]

(Granny) 'Let us go!'

'You have no right to use a giant Swiss cuckoo clock'

on Austrian tundra.

Oh, I see the little birdy.

When the cuckoo strikes noon

he will light the fuse and then..

I don't wanna give everything away.

[laughing]

♪ Goodbye ♪ ♪ Ta-ta ♪

♪ I'll see the city piece ♪

♪ We must take off before the big ka.. ♪

♪ ...bleep ♪♪

Ooh, they're no Osmonds.

vroom

Oh, little birdy, dead ahead.

vroom

Huh!

crash

vroom

slurp

[grunting]

Aah!

cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo

Ah!

crash

♪ Yah ♪ ♪ Yah ♪

♪ Yah ♪♪

vroom

Get out of the way of our quick getaway!

I am making a foreign citizens arrest!

I insist you pull this bank over immediately!

Argh! Huh?

[blows horn]

[rumbling]

[screaming]

crash

[chuckles] Oh, good job, Tweety.

[rumbling]

[screaming]

whoosh

[all screaming]

crash

[grunting]

- Oh! Oh! - Congratulations, Granny!

[grunting]

thud

You found our beloved Von Trumps.

[gasps]

Oh, zekidnapper.

[clamoring]

Hold on! Mr. Abominable is innocent.

You're looking for the real villains.

The Von Trumps!

They staged their own kidnapping

and planned to take the bank of Salzburg

for themselves.

Hold it, folks!

I'm sure we can find a place for people this greedy.

[yodeling]

I may be dressed funny

but at least I got away

from that hideous snowguy.

Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

At last, I got my very own little family of yodelers.

I will make lederhosen for them

and feed them

and yodel with them

and dress them funny..

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