Original subtitles

[instrumental music]

[theme song]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come and on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ It may be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Some how it still all fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just look around you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Someday I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yes sirree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops a-plenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪

♪ Mysteries ♪

[instrumental music]

vroom vroom

[birds chirping]

[tires screeching]

[indistinct chatter]

[all gasping]

I came to see the changing colors of the leaves.

Our vacation's ruined.

Come on, let's go to Disney World.

'They paint their leaves orange.'

[crying]

[instrumental music]

This is no fun!

Autumn in New England

and the leaves aren't changing colors.

Who could solve this mystery?

(boy 1) 'Dad, there's a strange man in our yard.'

[Granny chuckles] The tour of Martha's vineyard

was just what we needed to relax.

Curly Simon's parties rule.

Won't it be fun spending the night in Salem, boys?

You know, it's where the witch trials got started

way back in the 1600s.

'Isn't it amazing that everyone once believed in witches?'

Oh! How silly!

[laughing]

[witch laughing]

[evil laughter]

sniff sniff sniff

This love potion is gonna make me rich.

And bring me the fame I so long for

and deserve.

If only I could find some willing creatures to test it.

You know the FDA won't approve anything

that hasn't been properly tested.

Who can I get at this witching hour?

Witching hour!

[laughing]

[instrumental music]

(Granny) '"999, Endora Drive."'

Oh, that's the address of the bread and breakfast

we're staying at.

Hmm, the brochure photo is a bit misleading.

[instrumental music]

[door creaking]

What's this? Company?

[stammering] H-hello!

Anybody here?

[music continues]

Whoa! No one's home. Let's go. Oops!

[gasping]

Now, you two, behave.

Aw! Is the poor old puddy tat and bow-wow dog

afraid of a scary old house?

- Ooh! - Yeah.

Maybe a canary pacifier will calm me down.

(Granny) 'Sylvester!'

thud

What perfect test subjects

for my potion!

I couldn't have planned this better

if I had planned it.

[laughs]

There doesn't seem to be anyone here.

So I say we just find ourselves a room.

[instrumental music]

Sorry, wrong picture.

(Granny) That's odd.

It's as if someone is holding it shut

on the other side.

Yipe!

[intense music]

[instrumental music]

Gracious, the maid must've taken the day off.

I'd say more like a leave of absence.

Well, we'll just have to make the best of it.

Oh, you boys must be parched from our long trip.

Yeah!

[music continues]

slurp

[gulps]

Water.

It does a birdie good.

[door creaks]

[whimpers]

whoosh

Oh, Sylvester, don't be such a scaredy-cat.

Yeah, what's the matter, puddy?

Are you yellow?

I tawt I taw a green hand

putting a spell on my water when I wasn't looking.

Nah!

Sylvester, there's no reason to be so nervous.

A good stiff drink of water will calm you down.

slurp slurp slurp

slurp slurp slurp

[tweets] Just enough to wet my whistle.

[dramatic music]

[gibberish]

[whistles]

Hubba-hubba!

[screams]

Aah! My little darling.

Where have you been all my life?

Mwah. Mwah. Mwah.

Aah, si amor.

Aah, les miserables.Ah!

[speaking in foreign language]

whack

Come back, little shiba!

Can't you see I love you?

I hope you meant that for me, puddy.

Hey, cut it out.

Don't you know I'm a one-doggy pussy cat?

Who said that?

You did.

[growls]

Mwah. Mwah. Mwah.

(Sylvester) 'So, there you are.'

Come here and give me a big hug.

Ooh!

Sylvester, get out from under there.

whack

I wanted you boys to get along

but this is ridiculous.

[low growl]

[whines]

Now, where is that p-p-pooch of mine?

[groaning]

[panting]

(Sylvester) 'Here, poochy, poochy.'

[whistles] Hector!

Ah-ha!

So, playin' hard to get, huh?

- Aah! - Surprise, puddy!

bang

[instrumental music]

Huh?

[grunts]

The heart wants what the heart wants.

[clamoring]

splash

Now, what is the meaning of all this?

I haven't seen this much lovin' since that summer at Woodstock.

Whoo! Those kittens are wearing a size six pump.

[laughs]

Pay no attention to the witch behind the curtain.

[laughing]

So, you are the one responsible

for my pets acting so crazy.

Oh, not me.

It was my love potion number nine

that did the trick.

Why do you call it love potion number nine?

Well, the first eight batches didn't work. Ha-ha.

'I've zapped them down the wishing well out back.'

[sniffles] Oh, my.

- That wasn't a good idea. - Eww.

If this got in the water supply

it would keep the local foliage green through the entire winter.

Granny has done it once again.

The mystery of the evergreen leaves solved.

[laughs] Well, what do you know?

I really do have green thumb.

He-he. Mwah!

Yuck! No, get away!

'I have a problem with women who ride brooms.'

[screaming]

swoosh swoosh

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