Original subtitles

[theme song]

♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪

♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪

♪ That's when they come and on the double ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪

♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪

♪ Somehow it all still fits together ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ If there's a full moon ♪

♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪

♪ Just look around you ♪

♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪

♪ Someday I'll eat that darn canary ♪

♪ And then I'll be happy yes siree ♪

♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪

♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪

♪ With backdrops a-plenty globally ♪

♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪

♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪

[dramatic music]

♪ Mysteries ♪♪

[dramatic music]

[indistinct chatter]

[alarm bell ringing]

(male 1) 'Come on, come on! Hurry! Hurry!'

Hey! Who took my boxer shorts?

Mine are gone, too.

What do we do now?

We dress down.

(Sylvester) 'All over, men were suffering'

'the same rude awakening.'

'Jeez!'

(male 2) 'And it's unanimous.'

I'm calling the one person

who can find all the men's missing boxer shorts.

[dialing]

(Granny on voicemail) 'You've reached Granny.'

'Sorry, no new cases this week.'

'I'm on vacation.'

(Granny) Goodness, I haven't been in Yosemite

since I was a wee slip of a girl.

My father used to bring us here every summer.

"See the world in a Model A," he used to say.

[chuckling]

[horn blaring]

Heavens.

Impatient young whippersnappers.

[whirring]

(Granny) Road hog!

snip snip snip

[instrumental music]

Oh, what a glorious evening.

The radio said there'd be a spectacular

meteor shower tonight.

That was no meteor shower.

[dramatic music]

[gibberish]

Patience, kitty.

We're almost there.

Land sakes, I knew three cafe lattes

would be too much for him.

Oh, look, we can pitch camp

by the twilight glass gleaming.

[Granny chuckling]

Well, I made a funny.

[dramatic music]

[electricity crackling]

You had to hit the accelerator

when that sundae driver waved us around!

[both scream]

It's ruined!

We can't complete our mission

without an aludium P-42 trans-lux-o-lator.

[whistles]

[instrumental music]

Order us one aludium P-42 trans-lux-o-lator..

...immediately.

[beeping]

We may as well locate those locals

who drove us off the road while we wait.

[both chuckling]

[Tweety snoring]

[fire crackling]

(man on radio) 'Flash, an alien spaceship'

'has just been sighted inside the boundary'

'of a national park, sources pl..'

Oh, gracious.

I've heard this silly old show before.

[yawns]

Well, it's time to turn in, Sylvester.

Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite.

[instrumental music]

[clicks switch]

- M...wah! - M...wah!

Hmm, goodnight, little alien men.

Eeek!

[gibberish]

[intense music]

[snoring]

[Hector groaning]

[Sylvester grunts]

M...wah!

Huh?

[growling]

whack

[Sylvester screaming]

thud

[snoring]

[giggling]

[rustling]

[whimpering]

Huh?

[snoring]

[beeps]

Yipe!

thud

whack

[gibberish]

Little alien men, they..

whack

[screams]

[panting]

- Boo. - Mother.

[Sylvester whimpering]

Sylvester, such a scaredy-cat.

'You're sleeping outside.'

[imitating Granny] "You're sleeping outside."

[sniffs] Hm!

[snoring]

slurp

Ah!

[giggling]

thud

[grunting]

Manna from heaven!

[grunting]

[giggling]

[aliens laughing]

Wuh!

[yawning]

Enough coarse levity.

Let's power down for the night.

zap

thud

I gotta get us out of here

before those insufferable space-men

reinstate themselves.

[Hector snoring]

Did you ever get the feelin'

that you was being watched?

[giggling]

[engine screeches]

Hm. Runs smoother than ever.

I.. Geez!

We are in outer space!

[aliens laughing]

The moon!

[pants] There's no air on the moon!

[inhaling]

[groaning]

[coughing]

[breathing heavily]

Say, this stuff's okay.

One small step for man, one giant leap

for pu-pu-pussy cat!

[grunts]

Whoa!

Hm. Must be a new moon.

It's not full yet.

clank clank clank

Oh, goodie, the part we ordered.

- Out of stock? - 'Out of stock?'

(alien 1) "See substitute parts booklet."

[dramatic music]

Sunken Titanic propeller tip.

(alien 2) 'Out of the question.'

(alien 1) Top section of Hope Diamond.

Oh, too tricky.

- Attainment! - 'Attainment!'

[snoring]

[whistling]

Yaah!

squeak

[both laugh]

[eerie music]

Oh!

(both) Aa-aah! We're out of here.

[dramatic music]

Leave us on the moon, will they?

[yawning]

Once we clear this obstruction, we're home free.

thud

[aliens screaming]

crash

Hey, no one authorized fires in Yosemite.

knock knock knock

thud

(both) Ow!

[gasps] The erst-stolen boxer shorts.

You two are under arrest.

Oh! Now our galaxy will never experience the joy of spandex.

[grunting]

How does she solve these things?

Thanks, Granny!

And a klaatu barada nikto to you, sir.

[yawning]

Ooh! Oh, goodness.

I must have dozed off at the wheel.

Well, times' a-wasting, fellas.

[honking]

Come on.

[engine cranking]

[grunting]

(man on radio) 'Flying saucers, little green men.'

'It's all too much, I tell you.'

What happened to the radio knob?

Don't tell me we're stuck here in that silly old show.

(Sylvester) Sooner or later she's gonna realize

we're not in Kansas anymore.

[instrumental music]

[instrumental music]