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They're all here. 5 00:00:15,026 --> 00:00:19,996 Listen, for the loot this extra security's a-costing me 6 00:00:20,002 --> 00:00:22,002 they'd better be. 7 00:00:26,024 --> 00:00:28,004 [whistles] 8 00:00:34,023 --> 00:00:37,003 Boss, it's happened again. 9 00:00:37,006 --> 00:00:38,026 [growling] 10 00:00:45,011 --> 00:00:49,021 I lock my orchard up all night, I guard my trees all day 11 00:00:49,026 --> 00:00:52,996 and still my figs go and get rustled. 12 00:00:53,003 --> 00:00:54,023 [grunts] 13 00:00:54,017 --> 00:00:57,007 This here situation demands the best crime solver 14 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:59,015 in these here parts. 15 00:01:03,026 --> 00:01:06,016 [phone ringing] 16 00:01:06,018 --> 00:01:08,008 [growls] 17 00:01:10,021 --> 00:01:13,031 Yeah, this is U.S. Secret Service man, James East. 18 00:01:13,028 --> 00:01:15,008 Missing figs? 19 00:01:15,008 --> 00:01:17,998 Sorry, Mac, I only take on serious cases 20 00:01:18,003 --> 00:01:20,023 that showcase my sleek fighting-man figure. 21 00:01:20,019 --> 00:01:23,029 You better give an old pal of mine a call. 22 00:01:23,028 --> 00:01:26,008 Granny? Whoa! 23 00:01:27,023 --> 00:01:30,023 [grumbling] 24 00:01:34,009 --> 00:01:37,019 [theme song] 25 00:01:37,017 --> 00:01:39,027 ♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪ 26 00:01:40,001 --> 00:01:43,001 ♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪ 27 00:01:43,004 --> 00:01:45,014 ♪ That's when they come and on the double ♪ 28 00:01:45,013 --> 00:01:48,013 ♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪ 29 00:01:48,009 --> 00:01:50,019 ♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪ 30 00:01:50,019 --> 00:01:53,019 ♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪ 31 00:01:53,023 --> 00:01:55,033 ♪ Somehow it all still fits together ♪ 32 00:01:55,028 --> 00:01:58,018 ♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪ 33 00:01:58,019 --> 00:02:01,009 ♪ If there's a full moon ♪ 34 00:02:01,015 --> 00:02:03,025 ♪ An old house with rotten stairs ♪ 35 00:02:03,029 --> 00:02:06,019 ♪ Just look around you ♪ 36 00:02:06,024 --> 00:02:09,024 ♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪ 37 00:02:09,017 --> 00:02:11,997 ♪ Some day I'll eat that darn canary ♪ 38 00:02:12,002 --> 00:02:14,032 ♪ And then I'll be happy yes sirree ♪ 39 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,010 ♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪ 40 00:02:17,014 --> 00:02:20,014 ♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪ 41 00:02:20,010 --> 00:02:22,020 ♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪ 42 00:02:22,021 --> 00:02:25,011 ♪ With backdrops a-plenty globally ♪ 43 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:27,031 ♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪ 44 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:32,030 ♪ Sylvester and Tweety Mysteries ♪ 45 00:02:35,014 --> 00:02:37,024 [instrumental music] 46 00:02:41,026 --> 00:02:43,016 (Sam) 'Now, despite our disagreements' 47 00:02:43,020 --> 00:02:46,020 in the past, Granny you're the best hombre.. 48 00:02:46,025 --> 00:02:50,015 Uh, woman, for this here missing fig job. 49 00:02:53,014 --> 00:02:56,034 It come to me in a crystal vision. 50 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:01,000 Looks like a vision with long, sharp crystals. 51 00:03:01,002 --> 00:03:02,022 [growling] 52 00:03:09,004 --> 00:03:12,024 Mm, mm. Catfish appetizers. 53 00:03:22,023 --> 00:03:23,023 [Sylvester screams] 54 00:03:23,025 --> 00:03:26,025 Ow, ow, ow! Ooh, ow! 55 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:30,010 Great horny toads. My prize piranha. 56 00:03:33,006 --> 00:03:34,996 Oh, now you're a-dripping fishy doo 57 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:37,006 all over my beautiful office. 58 00:03:37,015 --> 00:03:41,005 - Ew! - Ha-ha-ha! 59 00:03:41,011 --> 00:03:44,021 Sorry, Sam. Behave yourself, Sylvester. 60 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:49,016 My, what big incisors you have. 61 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:52,000 Now, who'd want to steal your figs? 62 00:03:52,003 --> 00:03:55,023 That's just it. I got no natural enemies. 63 00:03:55,018 --> 00:04:00,008 I done whupped them all to smithereenies. Ha-ha-ha! 64 00:04:00,008 --> 00:04:02,028 (Granny) 'But there must be someone with a motive.' 65 00:04:02,028 --> 00:04:05,018 (Sam) 'Oh, more than likely it's some ornery galoot' 66 00:04:05,019 --> 00:04:07,999 'jealous of my fig empire.' 67 00:04:08,003 --> 00:04:09,033 (Granny) Your fig empire? 68 00:04:09,027 --> 00:04:13,007 If you go take a look at the Figdale business district 69 00:04:13,008 --> 00:04:14,998 'you'll get my drift.' 70 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:16,014 [gasps] 71 00:04:18,009 --> 00:04:19,999 [Sylvester yowling] 72 00:04:21,007 --> 00:04:23,997 Ooh, a big, hairy monster's after me. 73 00:04:25,009 --> 00:04:26,019 [Hector laughing] 74 00:04:28,024 --> 00:04:29,034 thud 75 00:04:34,003 --> 00:04:36,013 Get these varmints out of here! 76 00:04:36,024 --> 00:04:37,034 thud 77 00:04:41,007 --> 00:04:42,007 Oof! 78 00:04:42,013 --> 00:04:46,003 Sheesh. And I thought I had a temper. 79 00:04:47,025 --> 00:04:52,005 My, a fig shortage here would destroy Sam's empire. 80 00:04:52,007 --> 00:04:54,017 ♪ Come to me my big eyed ♪ 81 00:04:54,024 --> 00:04:59,014 ♪ Fig haired baby ♪♪ 82 00:04:59,008 --> 00:05:00,018 (Wayne) 'Thank you, thank you very much.' 83 00:05:00,020 --> 00:05:02,020 'Don't forget to try the veal.' 84 00:05:02,025 --> 00:05:03,015 Hmm. 85 00:05:03,023 --> 00:05:05,023 With a name like Wayne Figg 86 00:05:05,020 --> 00:05:07,030 he must know something. 87 00:05:10,009 --> 00:05:13,009 ♪ You and the fig stirred water and me ♪ 88 00:05:13,010 --> 00:05:15,000 [Wayne humming] 89 00:05:16,008 --> 00:05:19,028 Uh, uh, pardon me, are you Wayne Figg? 90 00:05:20,001 --> 00:05:22,021 That's me. The only fig who's not missing. 91 00:05:22,018 --> 00:05:24,028 Ha, ha. Get it? Rim shot, please. 92 00:05:25,001 --> 00:05:27,001 You know about the missing figs? 93 00:05:27,006 --> 00:05:28,006 Hey, who doesn't? 94 00:05:28,011 --> 00:05:30,021 This town exhales figs in its sleep. 95 00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:32,010 Well, so do I. 96 00:05:32,010 --> 00:05:36,010 Uh, who's the authority on figs here in Figdale? 97 00:05:36,009 --> 00:05:38,009 That would be my brother. 98 00:05:38,011 --> 00:05:39,021 Your brother? 99 00:05:39,020 --> 00:05:41,000 Hey, you hear an echo? 100 00:05:41,004 --> 00:05:44,024 My brother Fig Nose, a.k.a. Sir Isaac. 101 00:05:44,026 --> 00:05:48,006 You'll find him over at the Institute of Fig Technology. 102 00:05:48,010 --> 00:05:52,020 Now, beat it, baby, I gotta rehearse my big Fri. show. 103 00:05:52,022 --> 00:05:56,022 (Isaac) 'He really said my name was Fig Nose? Oh.' 104 00:05:56,021 --> 00:05:59,011 I'd better renew my restraining order on him. 105 00:05:59,014 --> 00:06:01,024 It's a lonely life, being a genius 106 00:06:01,019 --> 00:06:03,019 who takes his figs seriously. 107 00:06:03,026 --> 00:06:06,006 'There's an abundance of fig knowledge to relish.' 108 00:06:06,016 --> 00:06:09,006 'The chief nutrient in dried figs is sugar.' 109 00:06:09,011 --> 00:06:11,021 'Mission figs have twice as much vitamin A' 110 00:06:11,018 --> 00:06:14,008 'as Kadotas, but far more than Calimyrnas' 111 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:16,017 'to whet your interest with some piquant facts.' 112 00:06:16,026 --> 00:06:19,006 [grunting] 113 00:06:19,011 --> 00:06:22,011 Come back here, you little yellow lunch. 114 00:06:22,010 --> 00:06:23,010 [panting] 115 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:26,996 Aw, poor puddy full of hot air. 116 00:06:27,006 --> 00:06:30,006 Ah, you see, Granny, figs made Figdale's reputation 117 00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:34,000 as fig grower of the nation, an envy of the free world. 118 00:06:34,003 --> 00:06:35,033 Figuratively speaking. 119 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:39,020 Oh, gracious, I thought they were only a snack-bar filling. 120 00:06:41,003 --> 00:06:43,023 (Granny) 'Well, boys, after that fig overload' 121 00:06:43,018 --> 00:06:45,028 'I'm ready for a little ice cream.' 122 00:06:45,027 --> 00:06:46,997 Um, uh.. 123 00:06:47,003 --> 00:06:48,023 "Fig vanilla, fig mocha 124 00:06:48,026 --> 00:06:50,016 "fig java, fig pineapple 125 00:06:50,026 --> 00:06:53,006 "fig pistachio, fig copper, fig peach 126 00:06:53,012 --> 00:06:55,032 banana fig, spumoni fig.." Oh! 127 00:06:55,028 --> 00:06:58,998 "Trail-mix fig, reconstituted-rust fig 128 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:00,012 'rain-forest fig."' 129 00:07:00,008 --> 00:07:01,018 - '"Fig Ernest Borgnine.."' - Ew. 130 00:07:01,026 --> 00:07:04,016 "And strawberry fig-leaf fondue." 131 00:07:04,021 --> 00:07:07,021 Oh, look. "Chocolate." 132 00:07:09,028 --> 00:07:11,008 [crowd chattering] 133 00:07:17,005 --> 00:07:22,005 [Granny gasps] Sir Isaac Fig has just been fignapped! 134 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:26,009 "Granny last person to see him alive." 135 00:07:26,015 --> 00:07:27,005 [gasps] 136 00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:29,014 [siren wails] 137 00:07:31,028 --> 00:07:32,018 Oh, my. 138 00:07:32,025 --> 00:07:33,025 I should have paid closer 139 00:07:33,028 --> 00:07:36,008 attention to his fig lecture. 140 00:07:37,012 --> 00:07:39,012 [siren wailing] 141 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,010 [instrumental music] 142 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,020 Well, it took a night in the slammer, 143 00:07:51,024 --> 00:07:53,024 but they believe my story. 144 00:07:53,025 --> 00:07:57,005 Now we've got to find out who kidnapped poor Sir Isaac 145 00:07:57,015 --> 00:08:00,005 and find Sam's missing figs. 146 00:08:05,009 --> 00:08:06,999 Last one. Ha-ha-ha! 147 00:08:07,005 --> 00:08:09,015 [all shouting] 148 00:08:10,028 --> 00:08:12,018 Hey, wait a minute. 149 00:08:19,005 --> 00:08:21,005 (Granny) 'Strike one.' 150 00:08:22,029 --> 00:08:24,009 'Strike two.' 151 00:08:25,027 --> 00:08:27,007 'Take your base.' 152 00:08:30,021 --> 00:08:34,001 'What's this? The Fruit Punch and Judy Show?' 153 00:08:34,002 --> 00:08:35,012 [all groan] 154 00:08:38,024 --> 00:08:40,014 Goodness, this fig shortage 155 00:08:40,015 --> 00:08:42,025 has lowered the standard of living here. 156 00:08:42,027 --> 00:08:43,997 [car door closes] 157 00:08:44,005 --> 00:08:45,005 - Uh, yoo-hoo! - Huh? 158 00:08:45,010 --> 00:08:47,010 Wayne! Wayne Figg! 159 00:08:47,011 --> 00:08:49,011 I'd like a word with you. 160 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,020 Oh, he wants to run, does he? 161 00:08:53,019 --> 00:08:55,019 Well, you go run with him, Hector. 162 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,030 [instrumental music] 163 00:09:04,026 --> 00:09:06,006 [growling] 164 00:09:06,011 --> 00:09:07,021 [barking] 165 00:09:09,021 --> 00:09:11,011 thud 166 00:09:11,007 --> 00:09:13,007 [Hector barking] 167 00:09:22,007 --> 00:09:24,997 [Granny grunting] 168 00:09:25,027 --> 00:09:28,007 [Wayne groans] 169 00:09:28,007 --> 00:09:30,997 Really, Mr. Figg, I just want to know-- 170 00:09:31,006 --> 00:09:33,006 If I did away with my brother. No! 171 00:09:33,013 --> 00:09:34,033 Sure, I've been jealous of the creep 172 00:09:34,027 --> 00:09:36,007 since the day he won that Nobel Prize 173 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,019 on the way to pick up his Peabody 174 00:09:37,019 --> 00:09:40,999 but I'd never do anything rash. Phew! 175 00:09:41,006 --> 00:09:44,006 My, you need a drink of water. 176 00:09:44,008 --> 00:09:47,008 Oh, there's no tap water on the whole block. 177 00:09:47,008 --> 00:09:49,018 Been that way for weeks now. 178 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:51,003 Really? 179 00:09:54,004 --> 00:09:55,024 [screeching] 180 00:09:55,022 --> 00:09:58,012 Come on, Granny, you're going for a ride, girl. 181 00:09:58,016 --> 00:10:00,016 Oh, my goodness, people get pushy 182 00:10:00,026 --> 00:10:02,016 when deprived of their figs. 183 00:10:12,008 --> 00:10:15,008 Oh, look. Someone left us a message. 184 00:10:23,003 --> 00:10:24,023 Lookie here, Granny. 185 00:10:24,022 --> 00:10:26,002 Last night another big haul 186 00:10:26,002 --> 00:10:28,012 of my prize figs got stole. 187 00:10:28,009 --> 00:10:30,999 So I had my ranch hands haul you out here 188 00:10:31,004 --> 00:10:34,004 to guard the very last unpilfered fig tree 189 00:10:34,003 --> 00:10:35,033 I got left in the world. 190 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,020 Y'all stay right here and watch my figs. 191 00:10:38,020 --> 00:10:39,030 Adios, now. 192 00:10:39,028 --> 00:10:44,018 I got me an English class...to teach. 193 00:10:44,025 --> 00:10:47,025 [Hector panting] 194 00:10:51,010 --> 00:10:54,010 Wonderful. We can pitch camp right here. 195 00:10:56,026 --> 00:11:00,016 Look, Sam spared no expense. 196 00:11:00,020 --> 00:11:04,000 One for Tweety, one for Hector.. 197 00:11:04,006 --> 00:11:06,996 ...and one for me. 198 00:11:09,009 --> 00:11:13,009 Oh, cheer up, kitty. You're nocturnal. 199 00:11:13,012 --> 00:11:15,012 You know what that means, don't you? 200 00:11:15,011 --> 00:11:19,021 I don't have to spell it out for you, do I? Sheesh. 201 00:11:21,006 --> 00:11:24,996 Huh. You're nocturnal. Where does she get that stuff? 202 00:11:25,006 --> 00:11:26,026 Give me a break. 203 00:11:28,026 --> 00:11:34,006 While the dog's asleep, the cat will eat. Ha-ha-ha. 204 00:11:34,011 --> 00:11:35,011 Huh? 205 00:11:39,025 --> 00:11:41,015 [laughing] 206 00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:51,023 [rustling nearby] 207 00:11:51,017 --> 00:11:52,027 Huh? 208 00:11:57,027 --> 00:11:59,007 [dramatic music] 209 00:12:03,027 --> 00:12:05,997 [rustling nearby] 210 00:12:06,003 --> 00:12:07,023 Mice. 211 00:12:11,016 --> 00:12:12,996 [yells] 212 00:12:14,028 --> 00:12:15,998 [grunts] 213 00:12:30,008 --> 00:12:31,018 (both) Huh? 214 00:12:33,023 --> 00:12:35,023 [both yelling] 215 00:12:36,028 --> 00:12:39,018 [screaming] 216 00:12:41,006 --> 00:12:43,016 Hey, puddy, wait your turn to sleep. 217 00:12:43,017 --> 00:12:45,017 [growling] 218 00:12:45,024 --> 00:12:47,014 What's this? 219 00:12:50,024 --> 00:12:54,024 [gasps] This great big tree just took its clothes off. 220 00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:58,000 So long, puddy. I gotta check this out. 221 00:13:01,002 --> 00:13:03,032 Halt in the name of Granny. 222 00:13:05,005 --> 00:13:06,015 Uh-oh. Yipe! 223 00:13:06,024 --> 00:13:09,014 This avalanche is falling up on me. 224 00:13:10,008 --> 00:13:12,008 [rumbling] 225 00:13:16,005 --> 00:13:19,015 I've been in jams before, but not one made of figs. 226 00:13:22,006 --> 00:13:24,026 Did they repeal the law of gravity? 227 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:28,034 Whoop! Look out. Whoop! Pardon me. 228 00:13:31,026 --> 00:13:32,996 [grunts] 229 00:13:35,019 --> 00:13:38,019 [spits] Well, what do you know? Helium. 230 00:13:43,018 --> 00:13:44,018 [radar pings] 231 00:13:44,018 --> 00:13:45,998 There it is again. 232 00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:54,020 (male #1) What we got here? 233 00:13:54,019 --> 00:13:56,029 Hey, that'd be something new. 234 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:02,995 Do we really wanna report a flying bulldozer? 235 00:14:04,019 --> 00:14:07,009 [both whistling] 236 00:14:14,024 --> 00:14:16,024 Ooh. 237 00:14:18,029 --> 00:14:20,009 [machine whirring] 238 00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:22,020 [grunting] 239 00:14:27,014 --> 00:14:28,034 (Tweety) 'If I didn't know better' 240 00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:30,011 'I'd think this was the return' 241 00:14:30,011 --> 00:14:34,011 'of the '60s, man.' 242 00:14:34,011 --> 00:14:36,011 [instrumental music] 243 00:14:38,026 --> 00:14:40,016 [metallic squeaking] 244 00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:45,025 [whooshing] 245 00:14:46,001 --> 00:14:49,011 (Tweety) 'Ooh. A maze just for little me.' 246 00:14:49,008 --> 00:14:51,008 [clanking] 247 00:14:53,002 --> 00:14:56,012 (Tweety) 'Hmm, I've heard of putting fluoride in water' 248 00:14:56,016 --> 00:14:58,996 'but never helium-filled figs.' 249 00:15:01,012 --> 00:15:04,012 [instrumental music] 250 00:15:04,013 --> 00:15:06,003 [squeaking] 251 00:15:08,029 --> 00:15:10,019 [grunting] 252 00:15:10,022 --> 00:15:11,022 Phew. 253 00:15:11,021 --> 00:15:14,031 Hey, I've been here before. 254 00:15:25,006 --> 00:15:26,006 Well, Sylvester 255 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,018 I guess you really didn't 256 00:15:27,022 --> 00:15:29,022 swallow Tweety this time. 257 00:15:29,019 --> 00:15:33,019 All of that milk of magnesia wasn't so bad, now, was it? 258 00:15:34,022 --> 00:15:37,002 [spitting] 259 00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:39,005 [groans] 260 00:15:39,009 --> 00:15:42,009 [Tweety chirping] 261 00:15:42,014 --> 00:15:44,024 Tweety. You're back. 262 00:15:44,024 --> 00:15:47,014 [Hector barking] 263 00:15:49,013 --> 00:15:52,023 My lower intestine salutes you. 264 00:15:53,023 --> 00:15:55,023 We were so worried. 265 00:15:55,024 --> 00:16:00,034 All the figs were stolen during the night on Sylvester's watch. 266 00:16:03,028 --> 00:16:08,008 Oh, isn't that sweet? You saved one for Granny. 267 00:16:08,011 --> 00:16:09,021 [gasps] 268 00:16:09,025 --> 00:16:11,005 My goodness. 269 00:16:20,025 --> 00:16:23,005 Oh, Hector, isn't that a big bone 270 00:16:23,011 --> 00:16:25,021 I see buried under these roots? 271 00:16:25,021 --> 00:16:28,011 [grunting] 272 00:16:33,023 --> 00:16:36,033 Dare I say it? Aha! 273 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,010 Whoa, Hector. 274 00:16:40,006 --> 00:16:42,006 [grunts] 275 00:16:48,012 --> 00:16:51,032 Oh, don't fret, Hector. Here's a bone for you. 276 00:16:56,022 --> 00:16:57,032 [gasps] 277 00:17:08,016 --> 00:17:10,016 [phone ringing] 278 00:17:11,026 --> 00:17:12,026 Morning, Sam. 279 00:17:13,001 --> 00:17:15,011 (Sam on phone) 'Found my figs yet?' 280 00:17:15,011 --> 00:17:18,021 No, but I've got a hunch where we will. 281 00:17:19,012 --> 00:17:21,032 [yells] 282 00:17:21,028 --> 00:17:25,998 (Granny) I knew something was amiss yesterday when Wayne Figg said 283 00:17:26,006 --> 00:17:29,006 that there hadn't been any water on this block for weeks. 284 00:17:29,016 --> 00:17:31,026 Oh, for crying out loud, Granny. 285 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:36,000 What's your plumbing problems got to do with my missing figs? 286 00:17:36,006 --> 00:17:37,996 Patience, Sam. 287 00:17:38,006 --> 00:17:39,016 [grumbles] 288 00:17:39,022 --> 00:17:43,012 Your daytime security failed to stop the thefts 289 00:17:43,007 --> 00:17:46,007 'because your figs flew the coop at night.' 290 00:17:46,016 --> 00:17:47,016 thunk 291 00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:49,022 How in tarnation? 292 00:17:49,018 --> 00:17:51,008 I found this helium tank 293 00:17:51,008 --> 00:17:53,018 connected to the last fig tree's roots. 294 00:17:53,017 --> 00:17:57,017 The culprit force-fed helium up through the trees by day 295 00:17:57,018 --> 00:17:59,998 'causing your fruit to fly by night.' 296 00:18:00,003 --> 00:18:03,003 Well, who done it? I'll skin him alive! 297 00:18:03,006 --> 00:18:06,006 Sam, wouldn't you like your figs back? 298 00:18:06,007 --> 00:18:07,017 Of course, you would. 299 00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:10,019 Well, stand back, everyone. 300 00:18:15,004 --> 00:18:16,034 [rumbling] 301 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:19,018 Fire in the hole! 302 00:18:19,018 --> 00:18:20,998 boom 303 00:18:24,014 --> 00:18:26,004 Yahoo! 304 00:18:26,004 --> 00:18:29,014 I got me a fig gusher in the sky. 305 00:18:31,017 --> 00:18:33,017 [Sylvester yells] 306 00:18:35,028 --> 00:18:38,008 [instrumental music] 307 00:18:39,014 --> 00:18:42,014 Now, there's something you don't see too often. 308 00:18:42,013 --> 00:18:43,023 (Granny) 'Well, Sir Isaac?' 309 00:18:43,024 --> 00:18:45,024 Do you confess or do we 310 00:18:45,018 --> 00:18:48,008 let you stay up there a little longer? 311 00:18:48,009 --> 00:18:49,999 [screaming] 312 00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,033 [grunting] 313 00:18:53,002 --> 00:18:55,012 I give up. I did it. 314 00:18:55,015 --> 00:18:59,005 I'll give you anything, just let me down from here. 315 00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:01,014 Hey, wait a minute. 316 00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:05,005 Wasn't he shanghaied and done away with, or what? 317 00:19:06,009 --> 00:19:07,019 [metallic squeaking] 318 00:19:09,019 --> 00:19:11,019 (Granny) 'Isaac faked his own disappearance' 319 00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:12,996 'to cover his guilt.' 320 00:19:13,004 --> 00:19:14,014 'And then..' 321 00:19:14,013 --> 00:19:16,023 'Well, you tell us, Isaac.' 322 00:19:16,023 --> 00:19:19,013 How and why you collected Sam's figs. 323 00:19:19,009 --> 00:19:20,019 Oh, no, I couldn't. 324 00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:23,015 [Sam growling] 325 00:19:25,005 --> 00:19:28,005 You see, I invented a lighter-than-air bulldozer. 326 00:19:28,011 --> 00:19:31,011 It was my sole attempt at automotive design 327 00:19:31,009 --> 00:19:33,029 but it went rather awry. 328 00:19:33,027 --> 00:19:35,007 After all the work of building it 329 00:19:35,014 --> 00:19:38,024 I had to think of some way to put it to use. 330 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:42,012 Oh, my, he is a genius. 331 00:19:43,025 --> 00:19:45,025 Yep, well, you live and learn. 332 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:50,000 Which reminds me, I gotta get to my stress-management class. 333 00:19:50,005 --> 00:19:51,015 Adios. 334 00:19:53,011 --> 00:19:56,001 [cars crashing] 335 00:19:58,002 --> 00:20:01,002 Forty-nine thousand one hundred fifty-one. 336 00:20:01,006 --> 00:20:04,026 Forty-nine thousand one hundred fifty-two. 337 00:20:05,001 --> 00:20:08,021 Come on. We got plenty more to count. 338 00:20:08,026 --> 00:20:10,996 (Granny) 'Ahoy down there!' 339 00:20:11,005 --> 00:20:13,015 Happy landings, Granny. 340 00:20:13,017 --> 00:20:15,027 So long, Sam. 341 00:20:15,028 --> 00:20:17,008 And I thought he was kidding 342 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:20,008 when Sir Isaac said he'd give me anything. 343 00:20:20,016 --> 00:20:21,996 [grunting] 344 00:20:22,006 --> 00:20:23,996 [horn honks] 345 00:20:25,026 --> 00:20:29,016 What's the matter, puddy? You getting airsick? 346 00:20:29,022 --> 00:20:32,002 (Sylvester) 'Nobody's ever gonna believe this' 347 00:20:32,003 --> 00:20:34,023 'when I write my memoirs.' 348 00:20:38,012 --> 00:20:39,022 [theme music] 23873

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