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[instrumental music]
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(Sylvester)Here we areon our way to Scotland
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known for its fertile land,hearty livestock
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and somewhat thrifty citizens.
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Oh, yeah, they also like to eatmushed up sheep guts. Ew.
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♪ O I'll take the high road
and you take the low road ♪
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♪ And I'll be
in Scotland afore ye ♪
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"Dear cousin..
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"...our beloved townof Fergussie
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"has befallena terrible tragedy.
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"We have been robbedof our plaid.
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"There's naryan argyle sock to be found.
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"Please come to Scotland
immediately and help us.
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"Signed, your fourth cousin
twice removed
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Angus MacRorrrrrrrry
with eight R's."
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[dinging]
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Ready, boys?
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[whimpering]
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Aah!
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MacGeronimo!
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(Tweety)
Mick Jagger!
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[Hector howling]
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[whimpering]
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Out with you now, you vagabond.
You belong with Granny.
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[screaming]
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[theme song]
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♪ Whenever there's
a crime or trouble ♪
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♪ That no one can solve
at all it seems ♪
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♪ That's when they come
and on the double ♪
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♪ Sylvester And Tweety
Mysteries ♪
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♪ It might be day
or night whenever ♪
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♪ Conditions are right
for them to flee ♪
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♪ Somehow it all still
fits together ♪
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♪ Sylvester And Tweety
Mysteries ♪
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♪ If there's a full moon ♪
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♪ An old house
with rotten stairs ♪
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♪ Just look around you ♪
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♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪
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♪ Some day I'll eat
that darn canary ♪
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♪ And then I'll be happy
yes sirree ♪
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♪ But Hector thinks
you should be wary ♪
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♪ Sylvester And Tweety
Mysteries ♪
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♪ The chase goes on
with each new mission ♪
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♪ With backdrops
a-plenty globally ♪
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♪ And through it all
they're in contention ♪
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♪ Sylvester And Tweety
Mysteries ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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(Angus)
'I'm calling to order
this emergency meeting'
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'of those who are
Mighty Indignant'
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at Fabric Filchers
of Extraordinary Deviance.
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That's right,
we're M.I.F.F.E.D.!
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[indistinct chattering]
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As you know, we've got no plaid.
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Without our plaid,
we have no kilts.
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And without our kilts,
how can we play
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in the St. Andrea's golf
tournament tomorrow?
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I just cannot do it, captain.
I don't have the power.
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[instrumental music]
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Next time,
I pack your parachute.
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He-he-he.
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Uh, pardon me.
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Could you tell me where
I might find Angus MacRorry?
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Yeah, ma'am!
He's in the back room!
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Uh, excuse me. Up here.
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I'm Angus's fourth cousin
twice removed, Granny.
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A real pleasure.
I'm Myopia.
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Follow me.
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They're discussing what to do
about that missing plaid.
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But if you ask me, it's an
awfully silly meeting to have.
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Now, just because we have
no skirts, are we not men?
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Aye. What to do?
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Ooh, this is
a woodpecker's paradise.
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Men, our government-sanctioned
moments of silence
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have been answered.
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Meet my fourth cousin
twice removed, Granny.
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Angus, I got here
as soon as I could.
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Will you help us?
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A good tailor might
be more of a help just now
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but I'll do what I can.
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(all)
Hip, hip, hooray!
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[popping]
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If it's a peep show
you're expecting
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that'll be two bob.
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(Sylvester)Yes, it was a tad sad to see
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all the ladsclad without plaid.
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[grunting]
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[yawning]
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[gasps]
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[whimpers]
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Yike!
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[whimpering]
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[ringing]
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Reservations?
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Yes, quite a few.
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Could I have your name?
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[chuckles]
You could,
but it'd be quite a coincidence.
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My, what an interesting
coat of arms.
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Why, thank you.
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It came with
a matching pair of pants.
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Ah, very good. Granny.
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[rings]
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[all gasp]
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(Sylvester)
'Oh. A giant hairball
with eyes.'
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[growling]
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[whimpering]
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(Sylvester)We got no plaidbut we're about to get kilt.
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[growls]
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[all gasp]
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Whoa, whoa!
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Gossamer here will gladly
help you
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with your luggage.
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[instrumental music]
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Hmm?
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[grunts]
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[grunting]
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Oh! Ahh.
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[grumbling]
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Blasted game!
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Why, cousin, I thought golf
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was a game of relaxation.
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I am relaxed!
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[grunting]
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[groaning]
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Need help! Oooh! Aah! Ow!
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Oh-ho! Ouch! Aah!
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Oww!
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Why, Angus, are you alright?
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Oh, Granny, I just got word
that me partner, Haggis MacRorry
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has got himself a wee bit
of the sniffles
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and won't be playing
with me tomorrow.
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Oh, nothing serious, I hope.
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It was his drafty barrel
with the knotholes.
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We tried to plug it up,
but I'm afraid it was too late.
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Well, I'm no Jack Nicholson
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but I could swing
pretty good in my day.
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You? My golfing partner?
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[laughing]
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Well, I'll admit
I might be a tad rusty.
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I guess you're right, cousin.
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With the tournament tomorrow
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I suppose I'll have to make do.
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Now, the first thing you want
to do is address the ball.
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Hello, ball.
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It's going to be a long day.
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swish swish swish
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[sighs]
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Huh? Uh? Uh?
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[sighs]
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Hit me.
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[Angus yawns]
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Now, for the millionth time,
Granny
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your head down
and your arms straight.
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Three!
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I hit it.
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Aye, you did.
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Perhaps you could be
my partner after all.
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Well, fire up another one.
I'm on a roll.
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Ooh!
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But, cousin,
that was my only ball.
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Been in the family
for generations.
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We've got to find it.
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Hector.
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'Come here, boy.'
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Fetch the ball, Hector.
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Aye.
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Good boy, Hector.
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Big deal.
A boomerang that drools.
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Say, cousin, would you mind
if I enlisted your pooch here
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as my caddy in tomorrow's game?
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He's a fine retriever, he is.
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Would you like that, Hector?
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[muttering]
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[snoring]
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Oh, Heathcliff. Ha-ha-ha!
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[both snoring]
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[chirping]
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[Bagpipes music at distance]
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I think it's time for me
to bag those pipes.
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Mm. Time for
a post-midnight snack.
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[bagpipe music continues]
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Hah! Ah!
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biff
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[groans]
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Shh!
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[bagpipe music continues]
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(Tweety)
'This looks like some
fancy washing machine.'
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[crackling]
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[instrumental music]
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[crackling]
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'I bet this is leading up
to something.'
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Ooh, puddy,
will you look at all that plaid?
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[man laughing]
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I've done it.
I've done it.
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I've reduced the entire
MacRorry clan tartan
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into one single drop.
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'Gossamer, turn off
that blasted bagpipe music.'
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Now, be a good assistant
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and bring me
the concentrated liquid plaid.
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'Be very careful, Gossamer.
It's highly volatile.'
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[whimpering]
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[sighs]
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[humming]
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[grunting]
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No! Aah! Aaah! Aaah!
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[grunting]
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[sighs]
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No one will ever
look for it here.
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Come, Gossamer.
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I'll treat you to some warm milk
and graham haggis.
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[chuckling]
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Puddy, we gotta get that
ball
and bring it to Granny.
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What's this "We" stuff?
You want it, you get it.
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I'm sure Granny would
love to see this.
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[gasps]
Why, you little yellow
blackmailer.
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Ain't I a stinker?
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[snoring]
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My fellow Scots,
our big day is upon us.
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And though we have been faced
with great adversity
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it's time to step up
and meet the challenge
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in the grand
MacRorry tradition.
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Are you ready, men?
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It's a crying shame.
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Did he say, "Crying Game?"
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[instrumental music]
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[men laughing]
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Ooh, where is she?
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[grunting]
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Come on,
the tournament's starting.
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I can hardly MacWait.
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(Angus)
'Hoot, mon!'
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Ahh.
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Ahh.
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If we can conquer
the little Loch Mess
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the trophy will be ours.
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Ooh!
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[screeching]
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[whimpers]
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Hmm.
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Ahh.
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- Thanks.
- Rahh.
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[gasps]
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Psst, puddy, do you have
that golf ball?
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What do you think, pip-squeak?
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I slipped it in my pocket
right here.
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[gasps]
It's-it's the ball.
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Uh-huh?
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[Hector chuckles]
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Ha!
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Aah!
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Look.
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Uh-oh.
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Cousin, if you can't control
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your animals,
you're going to have
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to leave the course.
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What's this black speck?
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"Concentrated plaid?" Aha!
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The creepy desk clerk
is behind that missing plaid.
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[sobbing]
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I was blinded by her beauty.
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It happens.
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Myopia?
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It was the plaid that caused
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your nearsightedness, wasn't it?
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Why, you're a regular
Matlock Holmes.
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You know, I came into this world
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with perfect
20-20 vision
267
00:19:34,029 --> 00:19:40,009
only to have my sight assaulted
every day with plaid.
268
00:19:40,009 --> 00:19:45,009
It was just too much
for me to take.
269
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:49,021
Take them away, officers.
270
00:19:52,020 --> 00:19:54,020
Angus, no!
271
00:19:56,012 --> 00:19:58,002
[gasps]
272
00:19:58,005 --> 00:19:59,025
Duck and cover, folks.
273
00:20:01,017 --> 00:20:03,007
Yipe!
274
00:20:11,016 --> 00:20:13,006
[explosion]
275
00:20:14,027 --> 00:20:17,997
The missing MacRorry tartan.
276
00:20:19,001 --> 00:20:21,031
[instrumental music]
277
00:20:26,015 --> 00:20:27,015
Ach!
278
00:20:29,017 --> 00:20:32,007
It's lovely.
279
00:20:35,008 --> 00:20:39,998
♪ On the bonnie bonnie banks
of Loch Lomond ♪♪
280
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[instrumental music]
281
00:20:45,003 --> 00:20:46,023
[theme music]
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