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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,020 --> 00:00:04,010 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:04,010 --> 00:00:07,010 [instrumental music] 3 00:00:13,010 --> 00:00:15,020 [lightning crashing] 4 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:19,016 [dramatic music] 5 00:00:25,016 --> 00:00:28,016 [Ed laughing] 6 00:00:31,024 --> 00:00:34,024 Ow! Paper cut. 7 00:00:34,018 --> 00:00:36,018 Dawes! 8 00:00:36,022 --> 00:00:38,002 Dawes! 9 00:00:38,002 --> 00:00:41,012 You chortled, sir? 10 00:00:41,013 --> 00:00:44,003 Oh, that's a nasty boo-boo, sir. 11 00:00:44,005 --> 00:00:45,015 (Ed) Hurry, Dawes. 12 00:00:45,022 --> 00:00:48,022 Say, if I had a real job, I could get workmen's comp. 13 00:00:48,020 --> 00:00:50,020 [Ed laughs] 14 00:00:50,026 --> 00:00:53,006 All better, sir. Anything else? 15 00:00:53,008 --> 00:00:55,018 (Ed) 'Yes, send these out immediately.' 16 00:00:57,017 --> 00:01:01,997 Oh, but you've forgotten the most important person. 17 00:01:02,006 --> 00:01:03,026 Right you are, Dawes. 18 00:01:03,027 --> 00:01:04,997 [laughs] 19 00:01:05,005 --> 00:01:07,005 No party would be complete without.. 20 00:01:07,013 --> 00:01:09,003 [laughs] 21 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:11,012 Ow! 22 00:01:11,013 --> 00:01:12,023 '...Granny.' 23 00:01:19,009 --> 00:01:21,009 ♪ Whenever there's a crime or trouble ♪ 24 00:01:21,016 --> 00:01:24,016 ♪ That no one can solve at all it seems ♪ 25 00:01:24,018 --> 00:01:26,998 ♪ That's when they come and on the double ♪ 26 00:01:27,002 --> 00:01:29,032 ♪ Sylvester and Tweety mysteries ♪ 27 00:01:29,028 --> 00:01:32,008 ♪ It might be day or night whenever ♪ 28 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:34,998 ♪ Conditions are right for them to flee ♪ 29 00:01:35,003 --> 00:01:37,013 ♪ Somehow it all still fits together ♪ 30 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:40,004 ♪ Sylvester and Tweety mysteries ♪ 31 00:01:40,002 --> 00:01:45,022 ♪ If there's a full moon an old house with rotten stairs ♪ 32 00:01:45,017 --> 00:01:48,007 ♪ Just look around you ♪ 33 00:01:48,014 --> 00:01:51,004 ♪ Chances are we'll be there ♪ 34 00:01:51,004 --> 00:01:53,024 ♪ Some day I'll eat that darn canary ♪ 35 00:01:53,022 --> 00:01:56,022 ♪ And then I'll be happy yes siree ♪ 36 00:01:56,019 --> 00:01:58,029 ♪ But Hector thinks you should be wary ♪ 37 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,030 ♪ Sylvester and Tweety mysteries ♪ 38 00:02:01,029 --> 00:02:04,009 ♪ The chase goes on with each new mission ♪ 39 00:02:04,007 --> 00:02:06,997 ♪ With backdrops a-plenty globally ♪ 40 00:02:07,005 --> 00:02:09,015 ♪ And through it all they're in contention ♪ 41 00:02:09,023 --> 00:02:11,013 ♪ Sylvester and Tweety ♪ 42 00:02:13,007 --> 00:02:15,007 ♪ Mysteries ♪ 43 00:02:16,019 --> 00:02:19,019 [intense music] 44 00:02:21,026 --> 00:02:24,026 [instrumental music] 45 00:02:26,029 --> 00:02:28,019 [snoring] 46 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:30,015 [Tweety humming] 47 00:02:30,024 --> 00:02:32,024 Rinse, lather and repeat. 48 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:35,009 I think they just want us to buy more shampoo. 49 00:02:35,014 --> 00:02:37,024 (Granny) Finished at last. 50 00:02:37,018 --> 00:02:41,008 What a lovely magnifying-glass cozy. 51 00:02:41,011 --> 00:02:44,031 Ow! I thought this was No More Tears. 52 00:02:50,007 --> 00:02:51,007 Oh, boy. 53 00:02:51,015 --> 00:02:56,005 Freshly shampooed songbird souffle. 54 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,009 Ha! 55 00:03:01,011 --> 00:03:02,021 [gasps] 56 00:03:02,020 --> 00:03:03,030 [slurps] 57 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,020 Luckily I got my pepper spray. 58 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,000 - Reow! - Take that, you pussy pervert. 59 00:03:10,005 --> 00:03:12,025 [sneezes] 60 00:03:14,021 --> 00:03:18,011 Special delivery for Granny. 61 00:03:18,009 --> 00:03:21,019 Oh, my stars. I'm a winner. 62 00:03:21,025 --> 00:03:24,015 "Our prize paddy wagon is coming 63 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:27,000 to whisk you to a dream vacation." 64 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:29,006 [vehicle honks] 65 00:03:34,011 --> 00:03:35,031 [car door opens] 66 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,010 [engine revs] 67 00:03:38,011 --> 00:03:39,021 [coughing] 68 00:03:40,026 --> 00:03:44,026 Oh, no. She forgot to put out dry food. 69 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,030 I'll starve. 70 00:03:46,027 --> 00:03:48,017 panting] 71 00:03:48,018 --> 00:03:50,018 [grunting 72 00:03:50,025 --> 00:03:53,995 Sylvester, don't get paw prints on the glass. 73 00:03:54,006 --> 00:03:55,016 [chuckles] 74 00:04:01,028 --> 00:04:06,018 Uh, excuse me, driver, but, uh, where are we headed? 75 00:04:06,017 --> 00:04:09,017 England, ma'am. 76 00:04:09,019 --> 00:04:11,029 We're driving to England? 77 00:04:11,027 --> 00:04:16,007 No, we're boating, ma'am. This is a hydrolimo. 78 00:04:16,016 --> 00:04:19,006 'She'll cross the Atlantic in under two hours' 79 00:04:19,016 --> 00:04:21,996 'barring waterspouts, of course.' 80 00:04:25,013 --> 00:04:26,023 [water splashes] 81 00:04:35,014 --> 00:04:36,024 [gasps] 82 00:04:41,008 --> 00:04:43,008 [grunting] 83 00:04:51,028 --> 00:04:55,018 (Sylvester) 'If we land on a witch, I'm out of here.' 84 00:04:55,023 --> 00:04:56,033 Oof! 85 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,010 Don't expect a good reference from me, young man. 86 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:07,996 Why, thank you, kitty. 87 00:05:11,014 --> 00:05:12,024 [screams] 88 00:05:15,001 --> 00:05:17,011 I can't play now, Sylvester. 89 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:19,030 [doorbell rings] 90 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,010 Trick or treat. 91 00:05:25,010 --> 00:05:28,000 Welcome to Clydesdale Manor. 92 00:05:28,005 --> 00:05:30,025 I'm Granny, the contest winner. 93 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,010 Well, what did I win? 94 00:05:32,014 --> 00:05:34,024 Master Ed McMuffin, your host, 95 00:05:34,022 --> 00:05:37,012 will explain it all after dinner. 96 00:05:37,011 --> 00:05:40,021 You know, your voice sounds awfully familiar. 97 00:05:40,024 --> 00:05:45,014 No. I do a little voiceover work when I'm not butling. Ha, ha. 98 00:05:45,009 --> 00:05:47,019 (Dawes) 'Come inside, won't you?' 99 00:05:52,010 --> 00:05:54,020 What a quaint bed and breakfast. 100 00:05:54,024 --> 00:06:00,014 I wouldn't know, ma'am. Nobody's ever made it until breakfast. 101 00:06:00,015 --> 00:06:01,995 [growling] 102 00:06:05,021 --> 00:06:06,031 [gasps] 103 00:06:06,027 --> 00:06:07,997 [screams] 104 00:06:08,003 --> 00:06:09,033 [babbling] 105 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:13,033 crash 106 00:06:15,007 --> 00:06:16,017 [screaming] 107 00:06:18,021 --> 00:06:20,001 [screams] 108 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,015 Your room, ma'am. 109 00:06:21,022 --> 00:06:25,002 The cable's out, but we still get the Warner Network. 110 00:06:27,027 --> 00:06:29,997 (male #1) 'Get out.' 111 00:06:34,012 --> 00:06:37,022 [dramatic music] 112 00:06:45,026 --> 00:06:48,026 - Elmer Fudd? - Call me Sam. 113 00:06:52,014 --> 00:06:54,014 Sam Fudd. 114 00:06:54,011 --> 00:06:56,021 Oh, you haven't changed a bit. 115 00:06:56,022 --> 00:07:00,022 Of all of the guest rooms in England, you walk into mine. 116 00:07:00,023 --> 00:07:03,023 Your room? Oh, there must be some mistake. 117 00:07:03,026 --> 00:07:05,026 You see, I'm a winner. 118 00:07:05,029 --> 00:07:08,009 You always were to me, sweetheart. 119 00:07:08,007 --> 00:07:09,017 Ha-ha-ha. 120 00:07:09,024 --> 00:07:11,024 [laughs] 121 00:07:11,023 --> 00:07:16,003 Is it me, or is rekindling old romances revolting? 122 00:07:16,004 --> 00:07:19,004 Since I won this dream vacation, I'm on a roll. 123 00:07:20,025 --> 00:07:23,015 I just wove the way he talks. 124 00:07:23,019 --> 00:07:26,029 You mean, we both won the same prize? 125 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:30,009 No, you won mine. Give it back. 126 00:07:30,009 --> 00:07:35,019 Oh, Sam. You're still upset over that crown-jewels caper. 127 00:07:35,023 --> 00:07:39,023 The one that I solved and you got all the credit? 128 00:07:39,024 --> 00:07:42,024 Uh-oh. Trouble in paradise. 129 00:07:42,017 --> 00:07:46,997 Oh, same old Sam. Better go to your room. 130 00:07:47,004 --> 00:07:50,014 This is my room. You leave. 131 00:07:52,015 --> 00:07:55,025 It's mine and I've got the key to prove it. 132 00:08:01,018 --> 00:08:05,008 Hmm. Dawes the butler will straighten this out. 133 00:08:13,009 --> 00:08:17,019 Oh, puddy's so cute when he's scared stiff. 134 00:08:17,021 --> 00:08:19,021 [indistinct chatter] 135 00:08:24,026 --> 00:08:28,016 Alright, alright. One at a time. 136 00:08:28,021 --> 00:08:31,021 Looks like we're not alone, sweetheart. 137 00:08:31,017 --> 00:08:32,027 Hey, Lojack. 138 00:08:34,016 --> 00:08:36,996 Hey, who loves you, Sammy? 139 00:08:37,002 --> 00:08:41,012 Look, there's Hemlock Holmes and Miss Marbles. 140 00:08:41,016 --> 00:08:43,016 Yoo-hoo, Missy. 141 00:08:43,021 --> 00:08:45,031 Granny. Can you believe it? 142 00:08:46,001 --> 00:08:47,031 I'm here for the dream vacation 143 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:51,997 and this cadaver puts us all in the same room. 144 00:08:52,004 --> 00:08:54,024 Oh, she's losing her marbles. 145 00:08:54,021 --> 00:08:56,021 Don't you find it curious that the most 146 00:08:56,023 --> 00:08:58,013 celebrated detectives 147 00:08:58,010 --> 00:09:00,010 all won the same prize? 148 00:09:00,010 --> 00:09:02,020 Charlie Smith, what do you make of it? 149 00:09:02,025 --> 00:09:06,995 Renowned Sino-European philosopher Confucius, say 150 00:09:07,003 --> 00:09:09,013 "Sweepstakes is a setup." 151 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:11,016 So sorry for the inconvenience 152 00:09:11,025 --> 00:09:15,005 but there's only one guest room in the estate. 153 00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:17,022 What? In this big house? 154 00:09:17,022 --> 00:09:21,012 Master McMuffin lives by the words of Aristotle. 155 00:09:21,013 --> 00:09:25,013 Ah. The great Greco-Greco philosopher, who said 156 00:09:25,013 --> 00:09:30,013 "Fish and houseguests stink after three days." 157 00:09:30,008 --> 00:09:33,018 Well, since we're all staying in the same room 158 00:09:33,018 --> 00:09:34,998 I got dibs on the couch. 159 00:09:37,017 --> 00:09:38,017 [al grunt] 160 00:09:40,002 --> 00:09:42,012 [Sylvester grunting] 161 00:09:50,021 --> 00:09:51,031 Ahh. 162 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,022 [snoring] 163 00:09:57,024 --> 00:09:59,014 Ooh. Huh? 164 00:09:59,008 --> 00:10:02,028 So this is what the back of a bookcase looks like. 165 00:10:02,028 --> 00:10:05,008 Must be the dark humor section. 166 00:10:05,013 --> 00:10:09,013 Sheesh. The things I suffer for sustenance. 167 00:10:09,015 --> 00:10:11,005 (Tweety) 'Over here, puddy.' 168 00:10:20,017 --> 00:10:21,017 [sniffling] 169 00:10:21,025 --> 00:10:24,995 Ah, the canine-American has found a clue. 170 00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:31,018 Oh, yes, precisely as I deduced. 171 00:10:31,019 --> 00:10:35,019 - Books. - Puppy want a pork-jerky pop? 172 00:10:37,024 --> 00:10:39,014 (Tweety) 'Over here, puddy.' 173 00:10:43,021 --> 00:10:45,011 [screams] 174 00:10:45,010 --> 00:10:47,010 (Tweety) 'Here, puddy.' 175 00:10:55,028 --> 00:10:57,018 (Tweety) 'Over here, puddy.' 176 00:11:01,003 --> 00:11:02,013 [honking] 177 00:11:04,025 --> 00:11:07,005 Ha. Can't fool me this time. 178 00:11:07,010 --> 00:11:09,020 It's all done with mirrors. 179 00:11:09,020 --> 00:11:12,010 [honking] 180 00:11:12,016 --> 00:11:15,026 Seriously heavy mirrors. 181 00:11:16,001 --> 00:11:17,021 (Tweety) 'Over here, puddy.' 182 00:11:21,010 --> 00:11:22,030 [Sylvester yelling] 183 00:11:30,002 --> 00:11:32,022 - A clue. - Why, he's our host. 184 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,025 Master Ed McMuffin. 185 00:11:35,001 --> 00:11:36,011 How can you tell? 186 00:11:36,012 --> 00:11:39,012 The bad drawing on the sweepstakes envelope. 187 00:11:45,015 --> 00:11:46,995 No pulse, no breath. 188 00:11:47,002 --> 00:11:51,002 A definite Anglo dead man, alright. But how? 189 00:11:51,006 --> 00:11:53,016 - He's been stabbed. - He's been shot. 190 00:11:53,023 --> 00:11:55,023 - Strangled. - Poisoned. 191 00:11:55,021 --> 00:11:58,011 - Too much red meat. - The airplanes got him. 192 00:11:58,012 --> 00:12:01,012 - Twas beauty killed the beast. - Gas. 193 00:12:07,002 --> 00:12:10,002 Aha. A victim of fowl play. 194 00:12:10,006 --> 00:12:12,006 I'm going to call the police. 195 00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:18,026 We've got to alert the authorities. 196 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:22,029 I can fire a 21-marble salute. 197 00:12:22,027 --> 00:12:26,007 No, let's use carrier canary. 198 00:12:26,016 --> 00:12:27,996 I've been drafted. 199 00:12:34,001 --> 00:12:35,011 [grunting] 200 00:12:36,028 --> 00:12:38,998 [grunts] 201 00:12:39,002 --> 00:12:42,022 [gasps] Any one of us might be the killer. 202 00:12:53,028 --> 00:12:56,008 Lucky I got bars on my windows. 203 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,019 (Sylvester) Six detectives in the room 204 00:13:01,024 --> 00:13:04,014 and not one of them can toss a sheet over thatcorpse. 205 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,010 One marble rolls over to my side and you're out. 206 00:13:40,015 --> 00:13:42,005 [yawns] 207 00:13:42,009 --> 00:13:43,019 [gasps] 208 00:13:47,011 --> 00:13:49,021 Where is that butler anyway, baby? 209 00:13:49,019 --> 00:13:52,009 He drove away during the last commercial break. 210 00:13:52,013 --> 00:13:55,013 So the murderer is one of us. 211 00:13:55,011 --> 00:13:57,001 Who has a motive? 212 00:14:04,002 --> 00:14:06,022 McMuffin and I were at summer camp together. 213 00:14:06,026 --> 00:14:08,026 We were finalists for the Simon Says trophy 214 00:14:09,001 --> 00:14:12,001 and I recall that he cheated and and won 215 00:14:12,005 --> 00:14:14,025 and, well, I was forced to abandon my dream 216 00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:18,017 of attending mime school and it was a horrible tragedy. 217 00:14:18,022 --> 00:14:20,032 [Hemlock sobbing] 218 00:14:23,015 --> 00:14:26,005 One of Ed's Clydesdales stomped my 219 00:14:26,010 --> 00:14:29,020 best cat's-eyes marbles to smithereens. 220 00:14:29,022 --> 00:14:31,032 And Ed never offered to pay. 221 00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:35,011 I've been losing my marbles ever since. 222 00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:37,028 [sobbing] 223 00:14:37,027 --> 00:14:38,997 (all) 'Aww.' 224 00:14:40,011 --> 00:14:42,021 Hey, I didn't even know the guy. 225 00:14:42,017 --> 00:14:44,007 Unless you count the time that DNA test 226 00:14:44,015 --> 00:14:47,005 proved he was my real father, baby. 227 00:14:50,027 --> 00:14:53,017 I'm ticked I had to subscribe to Gumshoe Digest 228 00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:55,022 to enter his dumb contest. 229 00:14:58,006 --> 00:15:00,016 What's your story, sweetheart? 230 00:15:00,017 --> 00:15:02,997 Sorry, but I refuse to reveal anything 231 00:15:03,006 --> 00:15:07,006 that might detract from my sweet old lady image. 232 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:09,997 I never trusted you from the start. 233 00:15:10,002 --> 00:15:13,002 Nobody wears ties on vacation. 234 00:15:13,002 --> 00:15:16,012 What did you think of Ed McMuffin, sweetheart? 235 00:15:16,013 --> 00:15:19,003 He was the most annoying sidekick American 236 00:15:19,006 --> 00:15:20,016 I've ever seen. 237 00:15:24,019 --> 00:15:27,019 I'm not paranoid, but everyone is dangerous. 238 00:15:27,021 --> 00:15:29,031 It's late, someone should stay awake 239 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:34,009 so nobody tries anything. Any volunteers? 240 00:15:49,010 --> 00:15:51,010 Sylvester. 241 00:15:51,013 --> 00:15:53,013 You stand guard. 242 00:15:53,007 --> 00:15:55,007 You're nocturnal. 243 00:15:55,013 --> 00:15:57,003 [nervously chuckles] 244 00:16:12,019 --> 00:16:15,019 [snoring] 245 00:16:20,018 --> 00:16:21,028 [sniffling] 246 00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:26,004 [gagging] 247 00:16:26,004 --> 00:16:27,024 Yipe! 248 00:16:27,024 --> 00:16:30,024 Putrid p-poison gas. 249 00:16:35,029 --> 00:16:37,009 [grunting] 250 00:16:40,024 --> 00:16:42,014 [yells] 251 00:16:43,015 --> 00:16:45,015 Must be safety glass. 252 00:16:47,025 --> 00:16:48,995 clang 253 00:16:50,025 --> 00:16:51,995 crash 254 00:16:57,006 --> 00:16:58,016 [groans] 255 00:17:14,026 --> 00:17:18,006 P-Pepperoni and clam sauce? 256 00:17:18,012 --> 00:17:21,012 P-yew! 257 00:17:21,010 --> 00:17:24,010 [snoring] 258 00:17:26,008 --> 00:17:29,008 This must be Lojack's biggest fan. 259 00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:33,006 Phew. 260 00:17:33,012 --> 00:17:34,022 Yeep! 261 00:17:35,027 --> 00:17:39,007 These mysteries send a chill up my spine. 262 00:17:42,008 --> 00:17:43,018 [gulps] 263 00:17:46,011 --> 00:17:48,011 Yikes! 264 00:17:48,007 --> 00:17:50,017 [screams] 265 00:17:50,018 --> 00:17:53,998 Sheesh. Could somebody move that dead body already? 266 00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:05,021 'Thanks a bunch.' 267 00:18:10,012 --> 00:18:11,032 [grunting] 268 00:18:11,028 --> 00:18:13,998 Yoo-hoo, puddy. I was wrong. 269 00:18:14,006 --> 00:18:16,016 'Cats are supposed to eat canaries.' 270 00:18:16,019 --> 00:18:18,029 Well, it's about time. 271 00:18:25,018 --> 00:18:26,028 Just kidding. 272 00:18:37,012 --> 00:18:41,022 Hmm. "The Key's In Here, Stupid." By Tolstoy. 273 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,020 [grunts] 274 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,020 Good heavens, I've solved the mystery. 275 00:18:55,026 --> 00:18:58,016 It came to me in a dream. 276 00:18:58,018 --> 00:19:01,018 [Tweety chirping] 277 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,020 [Hector barks] 278 00:19:26,013 --> 00:19:31,013 (Granny) 'Gracious. A state-of-the-art computer dummy.' 279 00:19:31,009 --> 00:19:32,029 Is there any other kind? 280 00:19:39,006 --> 00:19:42,996 You better have a good excuse for not being dead, young man. 281 00:19:47,027 --> 00:19:53,007 Fellow detectives, Mr. McMuffin has something to tell us all. 282 00:19:53,015 --> 00:19:55,005 Gracious, it's late. 283 00:19:55,015 --> 00:19:57,015 Even the corpse is awake. 284 00:19:57,022 --> 00:19:58,022 [laughs] 285 00:19:58,026 --> 00:20:00,996 I only wanted the world's best detectives 286 00:20:01,004 --> 00:20:02,014 to see how much fun 287 00:20:02,011 --> 00:20:05,011 my Murder Mystery Retreat vacations were 288 00:20:05,007 --> 00:20:07,007 so I could get all of your endorsements. 289 00:20:07,008 --> 00:20:08,028 [Ed laughs] 290 00:20:08,027 --> 00:20:13,027 Well, Ed, there is a one-word endorsement we'll give you. 291 00:20:13,028 --> 00:20:15,008 (all) 'Run!' 292 00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:16,023 [Ed yelling] 293 00:20:18,023 --> 00:20:21,013 Ooh, my favorite time of year. 294 00:20:21,015 --> 00:20:24,005 Salesman-hunting season. Ha-ha-ha! 295 00:20:26,028 --> 00:20:29,028 Has anyone seen Sylvester? 296 00:20:30,001 --> 00:20:31,001 [grunts 297 00:20:31,005 --> 00:20:33,025 Can anybody use a bookmark? 298 00:20:38,026 --> 00:20:41,006 [theme music] 20173

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