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♪ TED HEATH ORCHESTRA: Hot Toddy

Ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha-ha ha-ha ha!

(Ghoulish laughter) - I say!

This is torture through the ages.

A show you can afford to see, but you cannot afford to miss.

You must see torture by immersion in boiling oil...

...the burning of Joan of Arc at the stake...

...and many other attractions.

This is history,

portrayed by life-sized working models.

Your children will love it.

(Ghoulish laughter)

(Laughter continues)

(Laughs)

♪ Reprise of Hot Toddy

♪ FRANKIE LAINE: I Believe

♪ I believe for every drop of rain that falls

♪ A flower grows

♪ I believe that somewhere in the darkest night

♪ A candle glows

♪ I believe for everyone who goes astray

♪ Someone will come

♪ To show the way

♪ I believe

♪ Oh, I believe

♪ I believe above the storm

♪ The smallest prayer will still be heard

♪ I believe that someone...

Two shows for the price of one, because we have with us today

not only the amazing, death-defying Karma,

the only white man in the history of the British Empire

who has ever been able to get out of the Hindus and fakirs of the East

the secrets which they have so jealously guarded for centuries and centuries, but also...

(Ghoulish laughter)

♪ MURIEL SMITH: Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me

♪ They told me, Be sensible with your new love

♪ Don't be fooled, thinking this is the last you'll find

♪ But they never stood in the dark with you, love

♪ When you take me in your arms and drive me slowly out of my mind

♪ Oh, kiss me, kiss me!

♪ And when you do, I'll know you that you will miss me, miss me

♪ If we ever say adieu

♪ So kiss me, kiss me

♪ Make me tell you I'm in love with you

♪ Hold me, thrill me, kiss me

♪ Never let me go

♪ ..I believe for every drop of rain that falls

♪ A flower grows

♪ I believe that somewhere in the darkest night

♪ A candle glows...

...see the most amazing show of the day.

Four sensational acts this afternoon presented by three men and a 16-year-old girl.

They race and ride and dip and dive and do stunts and acrobatics on...

♪ ..oh, I believe

♪ I believe above the storm

♪ The smallest prayer will still be heard

♪ I believe that someone in that great somewhere

♪ Hears every word

♪ Every time I hear...

(Stylus jumps)

♪ ..or touch a leaf

♪ Or see the sky

♪ Then I know why

♪ I believe

♪ Every time I hear a newborn baby cry

♪ Or touch a leaf...

(Ghoulish laughter)

♪ Reprise of Hot Toddy

This is the most popular prize in the festival.

There it is, girls.

Now, this particular toy here... I'd like to bring this to your notice.

Here it's not right, so I didn't show it.

This particular prize is 22-carat gold leaf.

Now, that is some prize.

I can assure you,

if you take that prize away...

...that will never disgrace your table...

♪ On the green, unlucky

♪ On the green, 13

♪ On the red, number two ♪ On the red, number two

♪ On the red, number five

♪ On the red...

This is the most popular prize in the festival. There it is, girls.

You only get six pieces.

You only get six pieces...

♪ ..on the blue, four and 40

♪ On the white, two and nine ♪ On the white, 29

♪ On the green, unlucky

♪ On the green, 13

♪ On the red, number two ♪ On the red, number two

♪ On the red, number five ♪ On the red, number five

♪ On the yellow, 46

♪ On the blue, legs eleven ♪ On the blue, legs eleven

♪ On the green, 33 ♪ On the green, 33

♪ On the blue, 15 ♪ On the blue, 15

♪ On the yellow, 41 ♪ On the yellow...

(Record crackles)

(Patriotic music)

This is Berry's serving their famous luncheon.

Have your lunch at Berry's Old English Restaurant.

Famous for good food and quick service.

All our lovely meals advertised are now being served.

Bring the children inside.

Push your prams inside.

Plenty of room at the lower end of the shop.

This is a family restaurant, a happy family restaurant. We welcome the children.

Now, come along, please,

this is the entrance to the Magic Garden and the Swiss Beer Garden.

The illuminations you have read about in the press,

the most colourful and artistic in this country.

There is also continuous music and a fully-licensed Swiss Beer Garden.

(Yodelling)

♪ ..on the blue, four and 40

♪ On the white, two and nine ♪ On the white, 29

♪ On the green, unlucky

♪ On the green, 13

♪ On the red, number two ♪ On the red, number two

♪ On the red, number five ♪ On the red, number five

♪ On the yellow...

♪ Every time I hear a newborn baby cry

♪ Or touch a leaf

♪ Or see the sky

♪ Then I know why

♪ I believe