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Hi, Mr. Andy Wong
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Hi, Bill Nixon
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Reporter of Asia Media Weekly
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I've already ran a background
check on you
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We'd like to do an interview
and shoot some photos
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Sure, no problem
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People call you Hong Kong's
King of Porn
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They say you created a whole
new style of pornography
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What's your take on that?
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They're being nice, but it's true...
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...our magazine has the
highest circulation indeed
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This way Sure
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Are you embarrassed by
having photo's taken
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with this many naked women?
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Not at all
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In the last few years, I've had
more than 10,000
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women strip in front of my face
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according to information
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You and your partner John are
both graduated from a university
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Why would university graduates
turn to porn publishing?
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Can you tell us more
about your background?
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How did you meet John?
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I was a scriptwriter
in a television station
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But my career was going nowhere
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Then a publishing company hired me
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That was how it all started
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I met John at the editorial department
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We hit it off instantly
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and became instant friends
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What's up?
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Angus, how many are they
firing this week?
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I heard over a dozen got the pink
slip downstairs
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That's sad
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I don't think it'll affect us
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We are pillars in this organization
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Right, we're pillars
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This is so painful to watch
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For you
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John, I wish they had fired me instead
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You know I don't really
need the income
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I'm not in it for the money
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This one's yours
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Please clean up and leave by 5pm
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Or we'll call security
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Come on, was that attitude necessary
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What's the big plan?
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Get another job, I guess
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Maybe we should start something
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Like what?
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We're in publishing,
let's start a magazine
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What kind of magazine?
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They fired a lot of us today
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That's fine, my boss said
I'm up for a raise
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I'll provide for you
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That makes me feel so useless
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Of course not, I think you're talented
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You just need the right opportunity
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This could be the chance
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I discussed with a bunch
of old colleagues
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We have an idea for a
Shoppers' guide for youngsters
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I haven't promised anything
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How much money will you need?
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Less than a hundred grand each
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It's not a problem for me,
because I don't have any
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I do
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You do?
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All right!
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What do you think?
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Top notch!
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This couch is fantastic
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It's virtually perfection
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For some reasons, the partners
all landed jobs quickly
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John joined a newspaper's
adult entertainment page
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Can you just wait a minute
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I've submitted your pieces to my boss
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He should be out quickly
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You like your drink?
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Boss OK
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John, these two articles are crap
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Totally unreadable
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It's a simplified menu for hookers
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Just names of women and their rates
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We need more descriptions
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You his boss?
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Who are you?
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This is Mr. Lam,
the massage parlor expert
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And that is George
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He is a pimp
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If we can write well, we won't need
to drive hookers around
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Idiot!
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What the fuck you want?
Do you need our tips or what?
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I told you we're only providing tips
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Fine...
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I don't care
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Spend a few hundred dollars
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Get someone to rewrite these
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I need them to be entertaining
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As if
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These two are legends
in the industry
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Yes OK?
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4-Eyes became a TV reporter
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Mike worked in real estate
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Ben joined an accounting firm
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I didn't find any work
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Let's think of a name for the pimp
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He's real name is Dragon
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Lung's to generic, need to spice it up
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What are his physical attributes?
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He's quite stocky
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Fat Dragon then, simple enough
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Easy to recall, Fat Dragon it is
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As for the Massage Parlor guy
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His name is Jones, he's
quite skinny in person
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Skinny Jones?
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How about Boney Jones
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Boney Jones it is!
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Fat Dragon and Boney Jones,
sounds good
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Who's going to be which?
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Who'll be Fat Dragon and
who'll play Boney Jones?
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Let's do this together
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We'll switch daily
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I'll take Boney today and
you can be Dragon
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Then we switch tomorrow
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Sure...
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The Guide's called Look Guide?
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Sounds like "drop dead"
in Cantonese!
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The name was your idea!
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I thought you know how
to change luck with names
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How could we call
our guide "drop dead"
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It was all because you called
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And said there wasn't anytime left
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You could have used "Luck"
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Or "Lucky"
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Should I have used
the name "Luke" instead
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Why not?
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But how could you have chosen
the word "Look"
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Grammatically doesn't
make any sense!
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Good news!
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I looked over, but our guide...
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Uh-oh, look guide
(drop dead) indeed
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Lots of reader letters?
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A pile for Fat Dragon, and
another for Boney Jones
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It's only been one day
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This is awesome
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I asked the distributor
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He says only two kinds of books
make money now
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This is one
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And this is the other
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Let's have your opinions
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4-eyes
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Personally, I'm a Christian
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I have a strict stand in these things
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I think text books can help students
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I agree with 4-eyes
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We can study the school curriculum
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Make friends with school teachers
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I'm sure we can sell these books easily
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I just want to know our investment
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How many books do we sell
to make our money back
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Pubic hair!
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You saw a lot?
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How about you, John?
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I...
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I think text book is a good idea
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I bought lots of them
when I was in school...
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Fuck every hole she has
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Use your hands when necessary
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...for exercise
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Text book, that's a good idea
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It's a brilliant idea
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I agree a hundred percent
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Let's put this to a vote
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Those in favor of text books?
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Those in favor of porn magazines?
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Good morning
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Good morning
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We're looking for Mr. Dai
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Whom shall I say is looking?
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You can tell him it's John
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Wait a minute
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Thanks
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I want another headline
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A bunch of useless hacks!
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How are you two youngsters?
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Sit...
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Go on!
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Coffee?
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Two cups of coffee, Darlene!
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You're too kind
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Scrap that then
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How are you guys?
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Our industry really needs people
like you two
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Full of creative talents
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We've met before...
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John
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Of course, John, we've met
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Twice, right?
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We publish anything
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Diet Magazines
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Theology books
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Aeronautical Science
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Encyclopedia of Herbal Medicine
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I wrote this myself,
Japanese for Beginners
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I'm Nakamura Naoko
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What's your big idea?
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Haven't you guys prepared anything
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We haven't
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We just want to print a porn magazine
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We don't print porn here
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How dirty can you go?
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I am Fat Dragon
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and I'm Boney Jones
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Or sometimes I am Fat Dragon
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And I am Boney Jones
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You should've said something earlier
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Darlene, bring in the red wine!
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Sit down please
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Japan had had Guidebook
to Hookers for quite some
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Were you the first to do something
like that in Hong Kong
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Yes, purely by coincidence
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Fat Dragon and Boney Jones
were such a hit
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I knew then that this would become
the trend for porn magazines
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Even though nobody else
believed in us
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It was more difficult than
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we imagined it to be
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The other partners weren't helping
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John and I did everything by ourselves
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Ben, there are two guys looking for you
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Hi, Mr. Ben
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We're from Wild Side Magazine
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He's John, I'm Andy
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We'd like to request for an
in depth interview
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to promote your club
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Or you can post an
advertisement with us
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No need for any advertising here
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We've got lots of reliable
customers already
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But... although this place is a hit...
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This place could be an even bigger hit
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We can write recommendations
for the girls here...
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I told you it's not necessary
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Come over here, mister
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What environment?
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It's fucking quiet these days
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No one can get a fucking customer,
damn it
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Guys, looking for a good massage?
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What's up, bro?
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Chippy told us to come here
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Said we should look for the Ma Brothers
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Right...
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Chippy recommended?
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I'm Big Ma, he's Little Ma
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How are you?
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Sit please
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Thanks
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What's on your mind?
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We'd like to launch a magazine
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It'll be a one of its kind
guide to the sex trade
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An extraordinary guide
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We'd like to interview you both
and the girls who work for you
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Do some marketing for you
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This is fucking funny
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What kind of an idea is that?
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Prostitution marketing?
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What are your names?
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I'm John, this is Andy
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John fucking Andy
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No, I'm Andy
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Kidding...
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Have you guys ever
tried hookers before?
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What?
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I haven't
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Neither have I...
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You haven't even tried it yourselves yet
you want to market our trade?
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This is fucking hilarious
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Anyway, I've got the time,
so I'll have fun with you guys
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Get the girls out here
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Hold on
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Girls, get the hell out here!
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Customers?
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Hurry!
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00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:13,837
Come on, hurry
282
00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:19,607
I'll show you what real prostitutes are
283
00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:25,846
These girls are all prostitutes
284
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,245
Whores for short
285
00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:28,317
Choose one
286
00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:31,222
Shit, stop pretending
287
00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:33,516
Do you know what's rule number one?
288
00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:36,024
Hookers hate shy guys,
they won't give you head
289
00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:36,922
OK, I'll pick for you
290
00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:37,823
Gosh, you're too much...
291
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,931
Ling, take off your tops
292
00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:42,490
Watch out for a nose bleed
293
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:43,326
Now that's what I call headlights
294
00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:44,365
Good stuff
295
00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:46,036
Fuck, stop pretending
296
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,205
Coco, take it off
297
00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:51,340
Chandeliers Guaranteed nose bleed!
298
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,042
Good stuff, eh?
299
00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:54,639
Come over here
300
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,814
I bet you're just pretending
301
00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:59,473
Make some room
302
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,286
Didn't you say you want to
market this stuff
303
00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:04,317
You can feel it up close now
304
00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:08,048
Judge for yourselves if they're real
305
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,056
Feel it
306
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,064
Come on
307
00:17:16,468 --> 00:17:20,029
This is what I call a real pro
308
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:21,402
Great
309
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:22,831
Sorry
310
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,441
You touched it, you pay for it
311
00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:25,608
What?
312
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:27,378
Why do you think they call it
the flesh trade
313
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:28,875
You said you wanted
to publish a magazine
314
00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:31,378
I just taught you an important lesson
315
00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:33,218
Pay up
316
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:36,153
You guys keep this in mind
317
00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:37,652
If you want to publish a Guide to Whores
318
00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:40,222
You have to understand
two sorts of people
319
00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:43,222
The hooker's and the customer's
320
00:17:43,495 --> 00:17:44,519
Understand?
321
00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:47,624
Understood, Big Ma
322
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:49,664
Thanks for the lesson
323
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,411
Take care of it
324
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:06,476
I hear you're the expert
in getting women to undress
325
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,850
Only women I know
326
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,659
What do you guys want, tell her
327
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:29,033
Come on
328
00:18:57,536 --> 00:19:00,869
Dance, then undress...
329
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:04,304
Do a little dance, then squeeze your tits
330
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:08,677
Touch your tits, then
squeeze your nipples
331
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,941
Take off cushion
332
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:12,616
No...
333
00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:16,884
I have a shaver, need to
shave armpit hair?
334
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,617
OK?
335
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,051
Just relax
336
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:25,958
Yeah!
337
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:28,826
Come on...
338
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:30,557
Quick... strip...
339
00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:33,737
Quick... Up...
340
00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:36,873
Shoe... No Shoe...
341
00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:38,838
Up... Quick...
342
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:44,411
Chair... Yeah...
343
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,015
Perfect...
344
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:47,716
Stop!
345
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:52,715
Don't go all the way, that's perfect
346
00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:56,887
Really, then I'm not taking it off
347
00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:04,292
What the hell are you doing?
348
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,094
You got us all excited
349
00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:07,427
what are going to do now?
350
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:11,205
You're a man too, you know
what porn magazines need
351
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,171
Seriously, when we set out
to publish this
352
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,313
it was a monumental decision
353
00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:17,604
to put it bluntly
354
00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:19,511
Nothing can stop us now
355
00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,378
Don't be in the way, brother!
356
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:23,750
I know what you mean
357
00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:28,119
I'm ok to make some adjustments
with my art
358
00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:30,890
I'm also a horny guy myself
359
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,992
But figure out a way to convince her first
360
00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:35,798
Artistic maestro
361
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:38,231
have you ever been beaten up
during a photo shoot?
362
00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:43,436
That's it, perfect!
363
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:46,236
Now I know pornography equals art
364
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:48,273
and art equals pornography
365
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,318
Good porn means good art
366
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,815
there it is... I can see clearly now
367
00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:02,418
This is good porn
368
00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:05,620
Perfection! Good porn! Good art!
369
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:06,861
Check this out
370
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:19,368
Tom's dick so long it bends
371
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,575
Nicole's oral techniques
are heaven sent
372
00:21:21,813 --> 00:21:23,440
They start fighting but
have sex in the end
373
00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:25,808
Finish this pizza and lick it again
374
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,581
Finish this pizza and lick it again
375
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:33,280
Imagine her mouth must be really oily
376
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:37,587
Finish this pizza... and just fuck it again?
377
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:38,626
Fuck it again
378
00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:40,058
Fuck again it is! Fuck it again
379
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:10,922
We're all here, you're
the only one missing
380
00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:13,097
Hurry up
381
00:22:13,799 --> 00:22:14,993
Is that the one?
382
00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:15,722
Can't be
383
00:22:15,967 --> 00:22:17,093
Don't panic, this isn't it
384
00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:18,327
I think it is
385
00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:19,868
Go after it!
386
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:47,896
You're all here?
387
00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:50,358
Why didn't you guys get a cab?
388
00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:53,203
Shut up, let's order first
389
00:22:53,438 --> 00:22:54,268
Let's get Pork Bone Congee
390
00:22:54,473 --> 00:22:55,599
Congee under this weather?
391
00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:56,773
They're famous for it
392
00:22:58,143 --> 00:22:59,337
Fine, 4 bowls of pork bone congee
393
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,474
This is the area's leading
magazine stall
394
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,183
Should give a good indication
of our magazine's sales
395
00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:07,475
It's extremely indicative
396
00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:08,710
Is this a new magazine?
397
00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:10,079
Just arrived, hot off the Press
398
00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:10,947
Can I open it up?
399
00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:12,349
Sure, go ahead
400
00:23:13,992 --> 00:23:14,981
Look, a customer
401
00:23:22,033 --> 00:23:23,125
It's really good
402
00:23:31,643 --> 00:23:34,134
Buy it! Buy it!
403
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,675
Pretty hot indeed!
404
00:23:36,014 --> 00:23:37,641
Buy it...
405
00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:39,481
Fat Dragon and Boney Jones are in it?
406
00:23:40,318 --> 00:23:41,182
I'll take this
407
00:23:41,386 --> 00:23:42,614
Bought!
408
00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:54,093
If Passion Magazine makes money
409
00:23:54,332 --> 00:23:56,163
I shall donate half
of my earnings to charity
410
00:23:57,002 --> 00:23:59,903
I'll give it all to my mom,
she still thinks I'm useless
411
00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:02,267
I'll invest in printing
educational textbooks
412
00:24:02,474 --> 00:24:04,601
Do some charity work
to balance off my guilt
413
00:24:06,077 --> 00:24:08,341
I'll buy a bigger flat for Fanny
414
00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:10,072
So we can live comfortably
415
00:24:13,718 --> 00:24:16,551
Pamela dreamt of owning
her own fashion label
416
00:24:16,755 --> 00:24:17,847
If I have the money
417
00:24:18,023 --> 00:24:19,923
I'll use it to develop her label
418
00:24:20,859 --> 00:24:23,589
Are we day dreaming or what?
419
00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:30,194
I guess so
420
00:24:57,996 --> 00:24:59,224
Sold out
421
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,160
Sold out?
422
00:25:04,135 --> 00:25:05,124
$5 for newspaper
423
00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:06,667
$5
424
00:25:06,872 --> 00:25:07,531
I'm paying for this
425
00:25:07,939 --> 00:25:10,840
Sorry, bro, this isn't for sale, it's my copy
426
00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:12,239
Not for sale?
427
00:25:12,477 --> 00:25:13,944
Sir, you're pretty old already
428
00:25:14,145 --> 00:25:15,942
I would hate for you to pop
a vein reading this
429
00:25:16,147 --> 00:25:17,910
Old men are still men
430
00:25:18,116 --> 00:25:19,515
Frankly speaking
431
00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:22,175
this is the first issue,
I want to keep a copy
432
00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:24,318
It's an instant best seller
433
00:25:24,556 --> 00:25:26,217
A mint condition first copy
will go up in value
434
00:25:26,591 --> 00:25:28,115
They can always re-print That's right
435
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:29,619
You don't get it
436
00:25:29,828 --> 00:25:32,296
When they do, it'll say
re-print on the cover
437
00:25:32,797 --> 00:25:33,889
You're right
438
00:25:34,132 --> 00:25:35,997
Careful, don't ruin it
439
00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:38,901
Congratulations, mister
440
00:25:39,070 --> 00:25:40,628
I won't fight over this with you,
it's all yours
441
00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:42,362
Keep it well, thanks
442
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:43,132
That's right
443
00:25:43,341 --> 00:25:45,639
This issue will be worth a lot of
money in the future
444
00:25:45,977 --> 00:25:47,842
Trust me Yeah?
445
00:25:48,079 --> 00:25:48,670
Even the plastic cover!
446
00:25:48,847 --> 00:25:49,836
Let's go have some shark's fin soup
447
00:26:00,692 --> 00:26:03,217
According to my research,
the first issue of Passion Magazine
448
00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:05,827
sold over a hundred thousand copies
449
00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:07,088
Wow!
450
00:26:07,365 --> 00:26:10,163
It broke the record of the sales
of pornographic magazines
451
00:26:11,002 --> 00:26:13,402
Because John and I used our heads
452
00:26:14,139 --> 00:26:16,573
Previous porno magazines didn't
involve the night club scene
453
00:26:16,808 --> 00:26:17,934
But we've set a different trend
454
00:26:18,176 --> 00:26:21,373
We could make a nightspot
an instant hit
455
00:26:25,450 --> 00:26:26,781
Your turn, sir
456
00:26:26,985 --> 00:26:28,247
C'mon boy, your turn
457
00:26:28,453 --> 00:26:30,045
Sorry, you all have to wait for a while
458
00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:31,950
Not for long, I promise...
459
00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:32,679
It's a busy day out here
460
00:26:32,891 --> 00:26:34,153
Just hurry up
461
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:35,690
It's fucking John and Andy
462
00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:36,586
We'll drink to that
463
00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:38,589
Cheers Cheers
464
00:26:44,069 --> 00:26:45,468
You guys sure have your ways
465
00:26:45,670 --> 00:26:47,535
Now every girl in this joint
466
00:26:47,806 --> 00:26:49,501
accounts for maybe 30 customers daily
467
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:51,867
Can't cope with the demand
468
00:26:52,911 --> 00:26:54,538
Thank you both
469
00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:57,680
If I didn't have the foresight
to see the potential
470
00:26:57,916 --> 00:26:59,247
in you two
471
00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:02,179
We're not going to hit the jackpot
like we have now
472
00:27:02,387 --> 00:27:05,117
Our joint is literally filled with
horny sperms
473
00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:07,052
Business is literally fucking good
474
00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:08,890
Thank you for your compliment
475
00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:11,652
Your precious teachings
worked out well for us
476
00:27:11,896 --> 00:27:13,124
Nobody believed in us back then
477
00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:16,698
Without our interview with you,
there would be no magazines
478
00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:19,493
Andy, I know you're good at this
479
00:27:19,704 --> 00:27:21,467
Help me get some new ideas
480
00:27:21,706 --> 00:27:24,266
I want to fire up this joint even more
481
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:26,603
Let's fucking bring the house down
482
00:27:27,078 --> 00:27:28,340
You guys must know how
483
00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:30,445
Come on, stop keeping the ideas
to yourselves
484
00:27:30,782 --> 00:27:32,272
You guys want to
bring down the house?
485
00:27:32,517 --> 00:27:33,449
Yeah
486
00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:38,348
You wanna have fun, we'll pay for it
487
00:27:39,224 --> 00:27:40,748
Passion
488
00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:42,823
Boss, this way to room no. 9,
watch your step
489
00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:44,256
Maggie, hurry
490
00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:45,290
Where are you going?
491
00:27:45,530 --> 00:27:46,656
I'm exhausted Hurry up!
492
00:27:46,898 --> 00:27:48,092
Take good care of our customer
493
00:27:51,903 --> 00:27:54,201
Come on, what's taking so long?
494
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,137
Jeez, this is so hot...
495
00:28:00,378 --> 00:28:01,868
This is even better
496
00:28:05,150 --> 00:28:06,378
Officer Cheung
497
00:28:06,751 --> 00:28:09,083
Outside a sex den in Portland Street
498
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,288
We have about a hundred people
queuing up
499
00:28:11,890 --> 00:28:13,687
Reportedly Passion Magazine
is treating readers
500
00:28:13,892 --> 00:28:15,018
to free sex with hookers
501
00:28:15,326 --> 00:28:16,315
Should we do something about this?
502
00:28:30,075 --> 00:28:31,906
You two get on the van
503
00:28:35,947 --> 00:28:38,074
I invited you both
504
00:28:38,483 --> 00:28:41,008
Because you've gone to far
505
00:28:42,153 --> 00:28:44,883
You wanna have fun, we'll pay for it
506
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,590
Officer, you have nothing on us
507
00:28:48,827 --> 00:28:50,692
Yes, we consulted our legal adviser...
508
00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:55,362
Right, having fun does not
mean prostitution
509
00:28:57,535 --> 00:28:58,797
But...
510
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:01,599
the newspapers today
reported about this
511
00:29:02,173 --> 00:29:05,665
I got you both out to talk
things out on the record
512
00:29:05,944 --> 00:29:07,935
So I'll have something
to show my superiors
513
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,341
What do you want then, Officer Cheung
514
00:29:11,282 --> 00:29:13,182
I can't teach you what to say
515
00:29:13,785 --> 00:29:16,811
You just need to tell the truth
516
00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:20,788
You guys started a joke
with your readers
517
00:29:20,992 --> 00:29:23,654
Didn't think they would actually
believe you guys
518
00:29:24,796 --> 00:29:27,731
As to what they did up in the sex den
519
00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:30,025
You'll of course confess that
you don't know anything
520
00:29:30,301 --> 00:29:32,861
Remember me, I'm SP Cheung
521
00:29:33,838 --> 00:29:35,499
I hope you don't fall into my hands
in the future
522
00:29:36,374 --> 00:29:38,842
If not, I won't be just taking you
out for a spin
523
00:29:39,043 --> 00:29:41,671
I'll take you back to the precinct
for a cup of coffee
524
00:29:43,915 --> 00:29:44,643
Understood
525
00:29:47,252 --> 00:29:50,187
Where are you guys,
why are you not here yet?
526
00:29:50,989 --> 00:29:52,286
Come on
527
00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:03,559
Sorry...
528
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:04,734
We're late, sorry
529
00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:06,129
The big boss is waiting
530
00:30:06,371 --> 00:30:07,429
Thanks
531
00:30:12,877 --> 00:30:13,844
Sorry
532
00:30:14,078 --> 00:30:15,375
Mr. Tong Fook, really sorry
533
00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:17,080
You said to proceed to Comewell
534
00:30:17,348 --> 00:30:18,406
I thought I heard you say
the supermarket next door
535
00:30:18,616 --> 00:30:19,878
Waited there for 30 minutes
536
00:30:20,118 --> 00:30:21,676
It's true, we haven't had dinner yet
537
00:30:23,188 --> 00:30:25,486
You two idiots wrote bad things
about our joint
538
00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:28,820
We didn't
539
00:30:29,060 --> 00:30:30,459
Seriously, Mr. Tong
540
00:30:30,728 --> 00:30:33,162
We always tell the truth, nothing less
541
00:30:33,364 --> 00:30:34,194
Yes
542
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:35,928
Up yours!
543
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,329
Of course you did!
544
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,601
You don't know who I am, do you?
545
00:30:44,943 --> 00:30:48,435
Let me show you something interesting
546
00:30:48,646 --> 00:30:53,913
This scar runs from my chest to my ass
547
00:30:54,986 --> 00:30:56,476
Long time ago
548
00:30:58,089 --> 00:31:00,353
Someone tried to bad mouth me
549
00:31:01,926 --> 00:31:04,190
I asked them for a meeting
550
00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:06,690
Every person
551
00:31:07,565 --> 00:31:10,557
had two big cleavers
552
00:31:11,269 --> 00:31:12,759
Cleavers!
553
00:31:13,838 --> 00:31:15,669
This scar...
554
00:31:15,907 --> 00:31:18,239
was a memento of that day
555
00:31:18,843 --> 00:31:20,276
As to those fools
556
00:31:20,612 --> 00:31:22,773
They were cut into 4 pieces
557
00:31:27,185 --> 00:31:28,174
Fuck
558
00:31:28,953 --> 00:31:31,581
Your joint sucked for real,
we simply told the truth
559
00:31:32,123 --> 00:31:34,023
What the hell do you mean?
560
00:31:36,261 --> 00:31:38,195
Shit! Do you know how
to run a sex den?
561
00:31:38,363 --> 00:31:40,661
Don't blame others for
your own ignorance
562
00:31:40,965 --> 00:31:42,432
If we die today
563
00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:43,725
your business will suck just the same
564
00:31:43,968 --> 00:31:45,196
Tell you what, I don't know much
565
00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:47,062
But I know how to make a joint succeed
566
00:31:47,272 --> 00:31:48,239
That's right
567
00:31:48,806 --> 00:31:49,636
Assholes!
568
00:31:57,849 --> 00:32:03,947
Look, I'm in this business
to make money
569
00:32:04,322 --> 00:32:06,256
not to make enemies
570
00:32:07,458 --> 00:32:10,621
Why don't we all sit and have dinner?
571
00:32:10,828 --> 00:32:12,193
Let's all get to know
each other better, yes?
572
00:32:12,897 --> 00:32:14,728
OK...
573
00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:18,159
Give them some wine
574
00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:22,071
Since it's our first meeting
575
00:32:22,307 --> 00:32:24,775
I'd like to show you something
you've never seen before
576
00:32:25,043 --> 00:32:27,409
My double blade technique
will blow you away
577
00:32:27,645 --> 00:32:29,203
Great...
578
00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:34,547
Really good
579
00:32:34,819 --> 00:32:36,150
Brilliant!
580
00:32:36,354 --> 00:32:38,879
Beautiful...
581
00:32:40,658 --> 00:32:41,682
Encore...
582
00:32:41,859 --> 00:32:44,794
Continue please...
583
00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:54,504
Miss, when will Mr. Dai
give me my check?
584
00:32:54,772 --> 00:32:55,602
My employees are waiting
for their salaries
585
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,774
I really don't know when he will be free
586
00:32:58,142 --> 00:33:00,201
Don't leave me out
in charitable endeavors
587
00:33:00,445 --> 00:33:01,503
Just name the amount
588
00:33:01,779 --> 00:33:02,507
Sky is the limit
589
00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:03,612
Mr. Dai
590
00:33:04,349 --> 00:33:06,476
Do you know what was
my ambition growing up?
591
00:33:06,718 --> 00:33:08,276
To run a charitable institution, seriously
592
00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:09,418
Goodbye! Thank you, Mr. Dai
593
00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:10,609
Walk the guest out
594
00:33:11,856 --> 00:33:12,515
Mr. Dai
595
00:33:12,857 --> 00:33:13,949
I know...
596
00:33:14,258 --> 00:33:16,453
Shirley, get Raymond in,
we have a publishing meeting
597
00:33:16,694 --> 00:33:18,025
Mr. Dai, I...
598
00:33:18,296 --> 00:33:19,354
Can you wait a few more minutes?
599
00:33:19,731 --> 00:33:21,289
I'm really busy, got meetings to attend
600
00:33:21,566 --> 00:33:23,557
If you can't wait, come back another day
601
00:33:23,935 --> 00:33:25,402
I need to go into this meeting Mr. Dai...
602
00:33:25,570 --> 00:33:26,434
Shirley!
603
00:33:29,540 --> 00:33:30,905
Unbelievable!
604
00:33:32,610 --> 00:33:34,305
God damn it
605
00:33:34,512 --> 00:33:36,503
This is what we're paid for this month
606
00:33:36,781 --> 00:33:37,975
Why?
607
00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:40,275
Why do we have to be
like beggars on the street
608
00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:43,544
The magazine was a best seller
609
00:33:44,088 --> 00:33:45,521
Fuck it
610
00:33:45,723 --> 00:33:47,486
Why do we have to go through this?
611
00:33:48,559 --> 00:33:50,254
Fuck him, we want our money
612
00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:52,621
How much is his share worth?
613
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,263
Let's buy it off him
614
00:33:59,904 --> 00:34:00,893
Don't we have enough cash?
615
00:34:03,141 --> 00:34:05,507
I agree, but I don't have the money
616
00:34:05,810 --> 00:34:07,004
Neither do I
617
00:34:07,245 --> 00:34:09,372
I got loads, but haven't earned them yet
618
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,012
Not me, I'd rather have
a smaller stake in this
619
00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:15,116
I'll get a loan and use
my flat as collateral
620
00:34:15,953 --> 00:34:18,581
I should also ask my girlfriend
to do the same
621
00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:19,984
We should buy the magazine
622
00:34:20,191 --> 00:34:21,351
You're my best buddy
623
00:34:29,767 --> 00:34:32,258
John wants to buy Passion
back from Mr. Dai
624
00:34:32,703 --> 00:34:34,466
He asked Fanny to use the house
as collateral
625
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,200
Yeah
626
00:34:37,675 --> 00:34:39,666
That's risky
627
00:34:40,111 --> 00:34:41,442
I tried to talk him out of it
628
00:34:41,679 --> 00:34:43,772
How much was Dai's share in it?
629
00:34:45,450 --> 00:34:47,714
He wouldn't release his rights for
less than HK$1.5 Million
630
00:34:48,953 --> 00:34:53,652
This flat was intended to be my dowry
631
00:34:57,261 --> 00:34:58,558
What do you mean?
632
00:35:00,865 --> 00:35:03,060
I'm betting my future on you, get it?
633
00:35:06,070 --> 00:35:07,435
Do you get it?
634
00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:10,398
Understood
635
00:35:13,377 --> 00:35:15,470
Finally, we own this thing
636
00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:19,107
Congratulations
637
00:35:20,384 --> 00:35:21,646
Congrats
638
00:35:22,487 --> 00:35:25,854
We can start kicking ass now
that we fully own it
639
00:35:28,192 --> 00:35:30,183
This issue's theme
640
00:35:30,428 --> 00:35:33,659
Camouflage girl in the jungle
takes a facial
641
00:35:33,898 --> 00:35:34,694
Good!
642
00:35:34,866 --> 00:35:36,857
Remember shoot on the face,
not on her breasts
643
00:35:37,235 --> 00:35:37,997
Go ahead and do it
644
00:35:38,202 --> 00:35:39,396
We'll show you the proofs later
645
00:35:58,356 --> 00:36:01,416
I'm coming, please look at the camera
646
00:36:04,128 --> 00:36:06,892
Two men? I don't do threesomes
647
00:36:07,098 --> 00:36:08,759
We're reporters from Passion Magazine
648
00:36:09,066 --> 00:36:10,363
Here to interview Titty Bird
649
00:36:10,801 --> 00:36:13,031
Oh, reporters
650
00:36:13,404 --> 00:36:14,564
Sorry
651
00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:17,307
I'm getting the door, please come in
652
00:36:20,444 --> 00:36:23,242
Come in, don't be shy
653
00:36:23,648 --> 00:36:24,774
It's fine
654
00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:26,310
Come on in, the place is crowded
655
00:36:26,784 --> 00:36:27,978
Sit down please
656
00:36:30,087 --> 00:36:33,147
7-up for you guys?
657
00:36:33,424 --> 00:36:35,585
We don't get up 7 times that fast,
Coke please
658
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:37,221
Sure, Coke then
659
00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:46,795
No coke or 7-up's
660
00:36:54,779 --> 00:36:58,442
No soft drinks, but I have popsicle
661
00:36:58,649 --> 00:37:01,049
But only one left, can you share?
662
00:37:01,452 --> 00:37:05,115
Have some, it tastes good
663
00:37:05,323 --> 00:37:07,621
It's ok, we'll help ourselves
664
00:37:07,858 --> 00:37:10,349
I'll put it here, just take it
665
00:37:14,198 --> 00:37:16,462
Here are our name cards,
I'm the publisher
666
00:37:17,435 --> 00:37:18,527
I'm the deputy
667
00:37:21,205 --> 00:37:24,436
Who's the publisher and
who's the deputy?
668
00:37:24,675 --> 00:37:25,573
I'm Andy, the publisher
669
00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:27,038
He's John, my deputy
670
00:37:30,181 --> 00:37:32,012
How do you
671
00:37:32,216 --> 00:37:34,047
conduct your interviews?
672
00:37:34,785 --> 00:37:37,151
Just tell us your main selling point
673
00:37:37,355 --> 00:37:39,346
And we'll take some photo's
674
00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:41,490
My selling point?
675
00:37:41,726 --> 00:37:44,593
I've said it all in the voice recorder
676
00:37:44,795 --> 00:37:46,490
Can you say the same thing again then?
677
00:37:46,697 --> 00:37:47,789
OK, hang on a minute
678
00:37:52,203 --> 00:37:53,795
Here and now?
679
00:37:54,839 --> 00:37:57,239
Yes, tell it to us, hold on
680
00:37:58,776 --> 00:38:00,209
Boss
681
00:38:00,411 --> 00:38:02,436
Call me Titty Bird
682
00:38:02,813 --> 00:38:06,476
I have big, bouncy tits
683
00:38:06,751 --> 00:38:11,017
40 inches of the real stuff
684
00:38:11,689 --> 00:38:13,657
My cleavage is deep
685
00:38:13,858 --> 00:38:17,191
My nipples are small and pinkish
686
00:38:17,495 --> 00:38:20,623
I even "swallow" if you like
687
00:38:20,865 --> 00:38:23,561
Body massage, 360 degree turn
688
00:38:23,834 --> 00:38:25,961
I'll turn so good
689
00:38:26,237 --> 00:38:28,797
like you wouldn't believe it
690
00:38:29,006 --> 00:38:32,066
My pussy's tight and juicy
691
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:35,108
It'll suck you dry
692
00:38:35,346 --> 00:38:38,213
And fuck you crazy
693
00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:41,715
Only HK$300, really cheap
694
00:38:41,952 --> 00:38:44,420
I'm waiting...
695
00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:47,354
Does that work?
696
00:38:47,725 --> 00:38:48,885
Does that work?
697
00:38:49,126 --> 00:38:50,855
If it worked you wouldn't
have needed us
698
00:38:53,297 --> 00:38:55,162
First of all, promise us one thing
699
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,797
You shouldn't be dishonest
700
00:38:58,235 --> 00:39:00,226
40 in. Bust line? You must be kidding
701
00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:03,132
And all the service you mentioned...
702
00:39:03,407 --> 00:39:05,341
Every other hooker
in the business does it
703
00:39:05,576 --> 00:39:08,409
Do you know what's rule no. 1
for this profession
704
00:39:08,646 --> 00:39:09,943
not to tell your customers
that you're cheap
705
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:11,876
If they want to save money
they'll just jack off
706
00:39:12,316 --> 00:39:14,944
Firstly, you need to hike up your price
707
00:39:15,586 --> 00:39:17,486
I have no customers now yet
I should hike up prices?
708
00:39:18,155 --> 00:39:20,089
Trust us, we know these things
709
00:39:20,458 --> 00:39:22,517
You will become Hong Kong's
710
00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:24,789
number one hooker
711
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:29,932
I've never dreamt of
becoming number one
712
00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:33,625
Then put your faith in our two big... pens
713
00:40:00,865 --> 00:40:01,593
Who are you looking for?
714
00:40:01,832 --> 00:40:03,527
Titty Bird, as recommended
in Passion Magazine?
715
00:40:09,473 --> 00:40:10,098
It's out?
716
00:40:10,341 --> 00:40:11,365
See for yourself
717
00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:14,605
You're pretty in person
718
00:40:15,913 --> 00:40:19,474
Everything in it is true
719
00:40:19,717 --> 00:40:21,048
Come in, I'll show you a good time
720
00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:21,946
OK
721
00:40:28,225 --> 00:40:29,385
I'm looking for Titty Bird
722
00:40:29,627 --> 00:40:30,821
Coming
723
00:40:32,229 --> 00:40:33,355
Come on in, Mister
724
00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:34,723
You don't look like the picture at all
725
00:40:34,965 --> 00:40:36,091
Stop looking at the picture, come in
726
00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:37,267
I'm looking for Titty Bird
727
00:40:37,468 --> 00:40:38,492
Just come on in first
728
00:40:40,070 --> 00:40:42,368
Well? Should we try once more?
729
00:40:44,141 --> 00:40:45,130
What?
730
00:40:46,677 --> 00:40:49,145
If you couldn't make it the first time,
we can do it again
731
00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:54,049
Have you had enough rest?
732
00:40:54,351 --> 00:40:55,875
When you're done we can start over
733
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,519
Is that alright? Come on
734
00:40:57,788 --> 00:40:59,847
I'm complaining to the Passion
Magazine for fraud against readers
735
00:41:00,791 --> 00:41:02,383
The article talked about Titty Bird
736
00:41:02,593 --> 00:41:04,788
But what I found was Shitty Bird
737
00:41:05,095 --> 00:41:07,086
Completely different things
738
00:41:09,867 --> 00:41:11,459
I am very disappointed
by this complete disregard...
739
00:41:11,669 --> 00:41:13,261
of responsible journalism
740
00:41:13,671 --> 00:41:14,569
If this is the case...
741
00:41:14,805 --> 00:41:16,272
Then I refuse to support the
Passion Magazine from now on
742
00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:21,434
And I will spread the worst word
of mouth about it
743
00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:28,243
Titty Bird
744
00:41:29,153 --> 00:41:31,451
Get here you lazy whore
745
00:41:32,223 --> 00:41:34,953
I'm busy... don't come in
746
00:41:35,192 --> 00:41:35,681
Just come back another day
747
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:36,949
Fine, I'll wait right here
748
00:41:37,661 --> 00:41:39,185
Why don't you come in?
749
00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:41,863
You have destroyed our reputation
750
00:41:42,066 --> 00:41:43,260
Look at these complaint letters
751
00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:44,661
They're all about you
752
00:41:45,369 --> 00:41:47,530
Just come in first
753
00:41:47,771 --> 00:41:49,466
Come in. Something wrong
with your eyes?
754
00:41:49,773 --> 00:41:51,400
Come in and we'll talk
755
00:41:51,642 --> 00:41:52,404
Fine, I'll come in
756
00:41:52,743 --> 00:41:54,938
Passion Magazine is in deep trouble
now because of you
757
00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:58,613
Customers?
758
00:42:01,252 --> 00:42:02,981
I'm not a customer
759
00:42:03,220 --> 00:42:04,847
Who are you? Ronaldo?
760
00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:07,256
We're robbers, Mr. Publisher
761
00:42:10,661 --> 00:42:12,925
Thanks to your magazine
that pointed us here
762
00:42:14,164 --> 00:42:15,631
Could you maybe sign an autograph?
763
00:42:15,866 --> 00:42:17,458
What are your names?
764
00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:19,430
Don't you dare tell him our real names
765
00:42:19,837 --> 00:42:21,498
Whatever then, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho
766
00:42:21,939 --> 00:42:23,531
Sorry, we need to finish off the robbery
767
00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:29,706
Let's go, little brother
768
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,507
Thanks, Mr. Publisher
769
00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:33,682
This way
770
00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:37,411
Are they gone yet?
771
00:42:37,721 --> 00:42:39,211
They're off
772
00:42:39,423 --> 00:42:40,583
Untie me
773
00:42:40,824 --> 00:42:41,347
How do I do that?
774
00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:42,922
They tied us really tight
775
00:42:43,327 --> 00:42:45,261
I'm so thirsty
776
00:42:45,496 --> 00:42:46,360
What do you want to do about that?
777
00:42:47,698 --> 00:42:48,687
Don't
778
00:42:49,166 --> 00:42:49,996
I'm bursting already
779
00:42:50,768 --> 00:42:51,757
It's painful
780
00:42:52,002 --> 00:42:53,629
In a great hurry It's painful
781
00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:57,206
Get something to drink
782
00:42:58,842 --> 00:43:00,969
You want me to drink condoms
and lubricants?
783
00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:03,838
I forgot to buy some drinks
784
00:43:04,615 --> 00:43:06,173
This is fucking unbelievable
785
00:43:07,151 --> 00:43:09,051
Uh-oh, I have to pee
786
00:43:09,353 --> 00:43:11,719
Don๏ฟฝt do it, its pointed
right at my direction
787
00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:13,056
I'm not thirsty
788
00:43:13,257 --> 00:43:14,986
I can't hold it any longer
789
00:43:15,159 --> 00:43:16,057
Let's untie ourselves first
790
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:17,351
Help me
791
00:43:17,661 --> 00:43:19,754
I have to pee
792
00:43:21,966 --> 00:43:23,160
What are you biting?
793
00:43:23,534 --> 00:43:25,001
Don't lick
794
00:44:08,879 --> 00:44:10,540
If you had served all your clients...
795
00:44:10,781 --> 00:44:12,578
the way you served me just now
796
00:44:13,217 --> 00:44:15,242
Then I wouldn't have had to come
797
00:44:15,953 --> 00:44:19,013
Sorry, I got too lazy
798
00:44:19,256 --> 00:44:22,157
I thought I could get others to substitute
799
00:44:23,193 --> 00:44:24,990
I won't do it again
800
00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:28,294
It's useless to say these now
801
00:44:28,966 --> 00:44:31,298
Why don't you write a formal apology
802
00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:33,834
I'll publish it for you on the next issue
803
00:44:35,305 --> 00:44:36,294
OK
804
00:44:39,376 --> 00:44:40,809
How...
805
00:44:41,111 --> 00:44:44,410
How much do I owe you?
806
00:44:44,648 --> 00:44:46,513
I'll pay you for it
807
00:44:46,717 --> 00:44:50,380
No need, we're friends
808
00:44:52,289 --> 00:44:53,722
We haven't even reported this case
809
00:44:54,992 --> 00:44:56,619
Report what?
810
00:44:56,927 --> 00:44:58,724
This is my first time
811
00:44:58,962 --> 00:45:01,658
I can't let others know about this
812
00:45:02,099 --> 00:45:03,464
You have a point
813
00:45:04,001 --> 00:45:07,266
Don't worry, I'll work hard from now on
814
00:45:07,604 --> 00:45:08,935
I promise I will
815
00:45:09,573 --> 00:45:11,666
I remember you said to me
816
00:45:11,942 --> 00:45:17,278
that I can become number one
in this trade
817
00:45:24,154 --> 00:45:26,748
Lazy Whore: My Mistake!
818
00:45:26,957 --> 00:45:28,549
Titty Bird Promises never to do it again
819
00:45:28,826 --> 00:45:29,884
Mr. Boney Jones, I strongly recommend
820
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:33,095
this girl, number 77
821
00:45:33,330 --> 00:45:34,160
She's the best
822
00:45:34,431 --> 00:45:35,864
Is this number 77 really any good?
823
00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:37,693
Of course... if she was any good
we wouldn๏ฟฝt need to promote her
824
00:45:37,935 --> 00:45:39,926
Please do what you can to help
825
00:45:40,204 --> 00:45:41,364
Turn the skank into the hottest princess
826
00:45:41,538 --> 00:45:43,438
You know we don't lie, and
we don't accept bribes
827
00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:44,901
That's fine
828
00:45:45,476 --> 00:45:48,673
What's no. 77's specialty?
829
00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:52,647
Blow Jobs
830
00:45:53,183 --> 00:45:55,151
She's blows so well
831
00:45:55,352 --> 00:45:57,445
that if she were a musician
832
00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:59,347
she'd be in Kenny G's league
833
00:46:14,238 --> 00:46:15,432
Mr. Jones
834
00:46:16,473 --> 00:46:17,633
You've waited long?
835
00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:26,712
I've never heard of anyone
named Boney
836
00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:28,414
It's my pseudonym
837
00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:32,248
Let's start the interview, your name?
838
00:46:32,489 --> 00:46:33,421
Stop that
839
00:46:34,758 --> 00:46:36,749
Tess Tickles
840
00:46:37,561 --> 00:46:39,324
Tess, where are you form?
841
00:46:39,963 --> 00:46:42,761
Guangdong... and Portugal
842
00:46:43,667 --> 00:46:45,430
Yeah you look like you
have mixed blood
843
00:46:45,869 --> 00:46:47,302
How old are you, Tess?
844
00:46:49,573 --> 00:46:51,905
We'll say 19... everyone says that
845
00:46:52,109 --> 00:46:54,134
18 sounds too young
846
00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:56,639
Vital stats?
847
00:46:59,283 --> 00:47:03,083
36- 22- 38?
848
00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:05,918
You think my butt looks big
849
00:47:06,156 --> 00:47:07,214
No...
850
00:47:07,457 --> 00:47:09,857
36- 22- 33
851
00:47:10,060 --> 00:47:11,186
OK? OK
852
00:47:11,395 --> 00:47:14,489
Any specialties?
853
00:47:15,265 --> 00:47:16,630
What are you good at?
854
00:47:16,867 --> 00:47:18,732
I'm good at everything
855
00:47:19,102 --> 00:47:21,002
Except massage
856
00:47:21,471 --> 00:47:23,302
What specifically are your
specialties then?
857
00:47:23,507 --> 00:47:26,772
I prefer performing them than
talking about them
858
00:47:27,477 --> 00:47:28,671
Don't tickle me
859
00:47:28,912 --> 00:47:30,436
You've got to feel it
to be able to write it
860
00:47:30,747 --> 00:47:32,237
No need
861
00:47:34,384 --> 00:47:35,681
How did you know that
862
00:47:35,919 --> 00:47:37,750
I like doing it on the floor?
863
00:48:46,256 --> 00:48:47,621
Cold... freezing
864
00:48:53,630 --> 00:48:56,758
Hot! Too hot!
865
00:49:03,173 --> 00:49:04,902
It's cold
866
00:49:06,109 --> 00:49:08,475
Cold... hot
867
00:49:08,612 --> 00:49:11,103
Hot... cold... hot... cold
868
00:49:12,115 --> 00:49:13,946
Hot!
869
00:49:48,385 --> 00:49:50,216
Tess Tickles' trademark
fire and ice technique
870
00:49:50,420 --> 00:49:52,411
Boney Jones felt like... Give it to me
871
00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:55,523
shuttling between the equator
and north pole
872
00:49:55,726 --> 00:49:58,422
understanding the real pleasure
of oral sex
873
00:49:58,628 --> 00:50:00,027
Stop reading it, you fucking shit
874
00:50:00,464 --> 00:50:02,261
This will go to print, everyone
will be able to read it
875
00:50:02,499 --> 00:50:03,022
What's the difference if I read it now?
876
00:50:03,266 --> 00:50:04,756
Won't matter once I finish writing it
877
00:50:17,748 --> 00:50:18,737
Sorry
878
00:50:43,273 --> 00:50:44,205
I have more
879
00:50:45,042 --> 00:50:45,565
Do you now?
880
00:50:46,943 --> 00:50:48,535
I have... this!
881
00:50:49,413 --> 00:50:50,971
And this, too
882
00:50:53,784 --> 00:50:55,217
Fire and Ice technique!
883
00:50:55,452 --> 00:50:56,476
Want to try it?
884
00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:57,846
Come on, baby!
885
00:50:58,121 --> 00:51:00,385
The Kenny G of Oral Sex: Tess Tickles
886
00:51:00,657 --> 00:51:03,182
How to perform the Fire
and Ice Technique
887
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:04,891
Number 77, where are you going?
888
00:51:05,095 --> 00:51:07,086
There's a long queue waiting for you
889
00:51:07,330 --> 00:51:09,321
It's like a rock concert,
everyone chanting for "77"
890
00:51:09,566 --> 00:51:10,533
Where are you going?
891
00:51:10,734 --> 00:51:12,929
I need to go to the doctors
892
00:51:13,170 --> 00:51:14,501
What for?
893
00:51:14,805 --> 00:51:18,104
The doctor says if I keep on blowing
894
00:51:18,408 --> 00:51:20,876
My jaws will lock permanently like this
895
00:51:21,111 --> 00:51:23,102
I can't do this anymore
896
00:51:23,647 --> 00:51:24,477
Bullshit
897
00:51:24,714 --> 00:51:26,204
This shape is perfect for their sizes
898
00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:27,178
If you don't do it, who will?
899
00:51:27,417 --> 00:51:28,941
Go on...
900
00:51:29,186 --> 00:51:30,517
You're the Kenny G of massage parlors
901
00:51:30,754 --> 00:51:31,743
No one does this like you do
902
00:51:31,988 --> 00:51:32,920
Come on
903
00:51:33,156 --> 00:51:34,180
No, it hurts
904
00:51:34,357 --> 00:51:35,119
Mr. Chan!
905
00:51:48,371 --> 00:51:51,829
Andy and John, thank you
for coming tonight
906
00:51:52,576 --> 00:51:54,134
It's going to be a blast, trust me
907
00:51:54,311 --> 00:51:57,246
Just call earlier, I'll reserve
the best room for you
908
00:51:58,415 --> 00:52:00,315
We're ok, you don't have
to show us around
909
00:52:01,017 --> 00:52:02,917
Stop kidding around John
910
00:52:03,153 --> 00:52:04,745
Why don't I ask Kitty
911
00:52:05,021 --> 00:52:06,215
to take our prettiest girls
to have fun with you
912
00:52:06,456 --> 00:52:08,390
We're tired of looking at pretty girls
913
00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:11,423
Get us the ones with special talents
914
00:52:11,895 --> 00:52:13,157
Special talents?
915
00:52:22,706 --> 00:52:25,038
What are you looking at? Scared?
916
00:52:28,345 --> 00:52:29,607
Can you play drinking games?
917
00:52:31,047 --> 00:52:33,641
Drinking games, can you?
918
00:52:35,218 --> 00:52:36,207
I can
919
00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:38,178
You start
920
00:52:39,122 --> 00:52:40,384
Zero! Zero!
921
00:52:47,097 --> 00:52:48,155
She claims to be the master
at this game
922
00:52:49,299 --> 00:52:50,561
Start over Sure
923
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:51,698
I'll go first
924
00:52:51,902 --> 00:52:52,766
OK
925
00:52:53,336 --> 00:52:55,531
5! 10! Drink up!
926
00:53:02,946 --> 00:53:03,708
Again
927
00:53:04,047 --> 00:53:05,742
You're pretty good, why don't we...
928
00:53:06,917 --> 00:53:07,747
go with 6 bottles
929
00:53:07,984 --> 00:53:09,508
Fine, sure
930
00:53:20,964 --> 00:53:23,558
I don't think hospitality is her strong suit
931
00:53:24,067 --> 00:53:24,692
You bet
932
00:53:28,838 --> 00:53:29,668
Come on
933
00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:31,033
You go first
934
00:53:32,242 --> 00:53:32,901
Listen up
935
00:53:33,476 --> 00:53:33,908
5!
936
00:53:33,977 --> 00:53:34,500
15!
937
00:53:34,744 --> 00:53:35,733
10!
938
00:53:36,279 --> 00:53:37,143
Zero!
939
00:53:43,153 --> 00:53:44,051
Finish that up
940
00:53:44,254 --> 00:53:45,221
Thanks
941
00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:48,288
Great
942
00:54:02,172 --> 00:54:03,639
I think he's done
943
00:54:04,174 --> 00:54:05,106
No, I'm not
944
00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:07,137
I don't believe I can't beat you
945
00:54:07,310 --> 00:54:08,140
OK
946
00:54:12,048 --> 00:54:13,538
Let's
947
00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:16,116
Stop playing stupid drinking
games, let's...
948
00:54:16,553 --> 00:54:17,417
play strip games
949
00:54:17,854 --> 00:54:18,582
Bluff!
950
00:54:18,955 --> 00:54:19,614
Why not
951
00:54:23,293 --> 00:54:24,760
Off Please
952
00:54:25,395 --> 00:54:26,419
Take it off
953
00:54:27,731 --> 00:54:28,698
No
954
00:54:28,898 --> 00:54:31,128
No? You were pretty confident just now
955
00:54:31,301 --> 00:54:32,165
Off with it
956
00:54:32,369 --> 00:54:33,597
Give me a chance
957
00:54:33,837 --> 00:54:35,429
Chance? Let's go then
958
00:54:35,639 --> 00:54:37,573
How can I leave this way?
959
00:54:38,108 --> 00:54:39,166
Just go
960
00:54:39,376 --> 00:54:40,604
Give me something to wear
961
00:54:40,810 --> 00:54:42,675
Fine, take it off yourself
962
00:54:44,447 --> 00:54:45,311
Now
963
00:54:45,548 --> 00:54:46,412
Stop teasing
964
00:54:46,650 --> 00:54:47,480
Let's go then
965
00:54:48,485 --> 00:54:49,577
What now?
966
00:54:49,819 --> 00:54:50,376
For real?
967
00:54:50,620 --> 00:54:51,814
Take it off
968
00:54:52,155 --> 00:54:53,144
Come on
969
00:54:53,657 --> 00:54:54,749
Too good to be true
970
00:54:56,059 --> 00:55:00,257
Any girl could get on magazine
covers these days
971
00:55:00,563 --> 00:55:02,793
Should our Passion try something new?
972
00:55:03,433 --> 00:55:04,593
Let's get some ideas
973
00:55:09,773 --> 00:55:10,865
I have one
974
00:55:11,608 --> 00:55:12,939
We can do current affairs
975
00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:14,167
What?!
976
00:55:15,679 --> 00:55:18,273
You know I'm not good at these
977
00:55:18,481 --> 00:55:20,039
Just trying to think of something
978
00:55:22,552 --> 00:55:24,577
Why don't we sensationalize
our cover girls
979
00:55:24,954 --> 00:55:27,650
Just get women from all walks of life
980
00:55:27,857 --> 00:55:29,051
Then think of big stories
to package them with
981
00:55:29,259 --> 00:55:30,123
Pretty good
982
00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:31,351
I like this idea
983
00:55:31,628 --> 00:55:34,597
We can maybe get a whore
984
00:55:34,898 --> 00:55:36,559
a hooker
985
00:55:36,866 --> 00:55:38,766
or a masseuse
986
00:55:38,968 --> 00:55:41,266
and make her look like a lady, right?
987
00:55:42,272 --> 00:55:45,264
Baby, I don't understand
a word you're saying
988
00:55:47,243 --> 00:55:48,403
You won't have to
989
00:55:48,845 --> 00:55:50,142
So long as the two of us understood
990
00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:51,371
Who should we use for next issue
991
00:55:52,082 --> 00:55:53,242
Who should it be?
992
00:55:54,084 --> 00:55:54,812
Tess Tickles
993
00:55:59,255 --> 00:56:00,779
Whose testicles?
994
00:56:01,825 --> 00:56:03,053
Who's Tess Tickles?
995
00:56:03,426 --> 00:56:04,620
Your Tess Tickles
996
00:56:04,994 --> 00:56:06,154
Your testicles?
997
00:56:08,331 --> 00:56:09,662
What do you mean my Tess Tickles?
998
00:56:10,633 --> 00:56:11,964
Oh no, real estate prices crashing
999
00:56:12,168 --> 00:56:13,294
She licked your testicles
1000
00:56:13,503 --> 00:56:14,902
so she's your Tess Tickles
1001
00:56:16,873 --> 00:56:18,568
Why did you get your testicles licked?
1002
00:56:20,510 --> 00:56:22,774
When did I ever get you
to lick my testicles?
1003
00:56:23,313 --> 00:56:24,280
You licked his testicles?
1004
00:56:24,581 --> 00:56:25,980
I didn't lick his testicles
1005
00:56:26,249 --> 00:56:27,477
He had his testicles licked
1006
00:56:27,751 --> 00:56:29,309
That's why it's his Tess Tickles
1007
00:56:29,486 --> 00:56:31,317
Why did you have your testicles licked?
1008
00:56:38,261 --> 00:56:39,489
Yeah
1009
00:56:45,201 --> 00:56:45,997
I need to call
1010
00:56:53,443 --> 00:56:54,410
Tess Tickles
1011
00:56:54,878 --> 00:56:56,743
It's my first time...
1012
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:58,012
First time?
1013
00:56:59,182 --> 00:57:01,150
As a cover girl, I mean
1014
00:57:01,484 --> 00:57:03,179
I bought some Macau egg tarts
1015
00:57:03,453 --> 00:57:04,943
Not sure if it suits your taste
1016
00:57:05,355 --> 00:57:09,018
I'm referring to myself
1017
00:57:09,559 --> 00:57:10,685
No problem at all
1018
00:57:11,494 --> 00:57:13,257
We have a professional photographer
1019
00:57:13,496 --> 00:57:16,693
Don't worry, my experience
plus this camera
1020
00:57:17,133 --> 00:57:19,795
will make you look pretty no matter
how ugly you are
1021
00:57:20,036 --> 00:57:20,934
Don't worry
1022
00:57:21,137 --> 00:57:22,468
He's an idiot, ignore him
1023
00:57:23,673 --> 00:57:27,006
John, tell her the theme we're going for
1024
00:57:27,544 --> 00:57:29,637
The theme we're going for tonight
1025
00:57:30,046 --> 00:57:32,014
is fruits
1026
00:57:32,248 --> 00:57:33,772
This banana was made just for you
1027
00:57:34,017 --> 00:57:35,746
It was modeled after
someone's body part
1028
00:57:35,985 --> 00:57:37,452
Seriously, someone's
banana is that big
1029
00:57:37,687 --> 00:57:39,018
Please take a seat there
1030
00:57:44,427 --> 00:57:46,122
Can I take off my clothes now
1031
00:57:46,329 --> 00:57:47,318
Sure
1032
00:57:53,903 --> 00:57:55,495
I'll assume the position first
1033
00:57:58,875 --> 00:58:00,638
OK, ride on the banana
1034
00:58:00,877 --> 00:58:02,367
Like riding a pony
1035
00:58:03,079 --> 00:58:05,047
Right leg... ride on it
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