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♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: In Galacton -- bee borp!

[ Laughs ]

I'll fetch a pretty penny for you, little space guys!

A very attractive penny!

Who dares?

Man: We do! Woman:

We are the ones who dare, yes.

We're gonna save those little space-ship duders...

And then we're going to take your thingshooter!

How dare -- Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!

Stop saying "dare."

You'll never get ahold of my beloved thingshooter!

Or else they wouldn't call me

Francis Thingshooter -- which is my name.

♪♪

Impressive moves, brother.

You'll pay for that, Thingshooter!

♪♪

I could really use some assistance.

[ Chuckles ] Don't worry, sis, I have a plan.

Announcer: Shuffle Magisword!

Give it to me, stuff-doer!

I would like to end this, yes!

Jump! Aah!

Announcer: Ensnare! Just go with it.

Dodilly-do!

Dost my eyes deceive me?

Shuffle!

Over here!

Mine eyes, they tell the truth!

Shuffle!

Shuffle!

Shuffle! Ta-da!

[ Growls ] Nonsense!

Shuffle! Wha--?

Shuffle! Shuffle!

Nice try, Francis!

What are you gonna do with a big, dumb ball of nets?

Check this out.

Announcer: Rubber Chicken Magisword!

♪♪

Ooh!

Success!

Announcer: Mechanical Mole Magisword!

The volleyball thing? Really?

Allow me to show you how it's done.

Looming Loom Magisword!

Noice! Noice!

I do so adore a quality project.

Huh?!

You've shot your last thing, Thingshooter!

Another gimmick, eh?

High-five!

[ Jazz music plays ]

[ Music stops ]

Vambre, that was [Deep voice] amazing!

I know.

Finish this now, we should?

Oh, I think we shall.

In style! In style!

Announcer: Gross Little Centaur Magisword!

♪♪

[ Neighs ]

Big Bad Boot Magisword!

Oh, dear!

Looks like Francis Thingshooter is shooting off aga-a-a-in!

Yay! We got the, um...

We got the thing...shooter!

You sure sugar did.

Oh, Warriors!

This thingshooter will be just perfect

for bagging up all my fruits and veggies.

The grocery store charges gems for plastic bags,

and I just ain't gonna pay it -- no, ma'am.

Oh! Speaking of gems...

Toodles!

Prohyas, do you feel empty?

Yeah, I-I think I do.

I-I shouldn't. That battle was amazing.

Yes, and we love money. [Deep voice] We love it so much!

Yeah, but it's starting to get, you know, lonely.

Come to think of it, we haven't gone on an adventure

with our friends in a while.

Yes, and as much as I adore you,

my dearest and only brother, I miss Noville.

I wonder what my book-slinging spare is up to these days.

Witchy Simone! I miss her explosions.

[ Imitates explosion ]

They seem poised to be our auxiliary team!

But why, it's been a year

since we've been on an adventure with the two of them.

We've been so busy focusing on ourselves,

we've completely neglected our friends!

This saddens me. Wait!

I know how we can fix this.

How, Vambre?

Let's invite them to tag along on our next adventure

and show them an extra special time.

I love that idea!

Now, if only we had a cool adventure lined up.

Why, it's your lucky day!

It's the voices again!

Oh, Prohyas, it's just Omnibus the Accumulator

making one of his horrible entrances.

And I've prepared the grandest adventure yet!

You see, I need you to go to the Dinosaur Kingdom

to fetch me a rare Stegoropteryx!

Is that a real thing?! Is that a real thing?!

Probably?

Why do you need one? Why do you need one?

I don't! I simply want one!

Coo-ool! Coo-ool!

Announcer: Soon, in the Dinosaur Kingdom!

I'm so glad we were able to abduct you two

on such short notice.

So nice of you to join us, Noville!

Uh, yeah... should be fun...

and, um, quick, right?

I'm glad you decided to come along, Witchy Simone!

Does it count as "decided" if you had to place me

into a burlap sack to get me to come here?

[ Laughter ]

What was that? Don't worry about it.

Ooh! Ooh!

Ooh! Ooh!

Dinosaurs! Dinosaurs!

Aren't dinosaurs cool, guys?! Aren't dinosaurs cool, guys?!

Hmm?! Hmm?!

Friends? Noblemens?

Oh, what? Totally.

Oh, yeah. Yes, very interesting. Definitely.

[ Laughs ] One moment.

Do our lovely friends seem a little off today?

[ Laughing ] No! I'm sure it's us.

We just need to make this extra special for them.

Special. But how?

What if you were to dress in your Detective Vambre outfit?

I bet Noville will love that.

Oh!

Because Noville likes the "Veronica Victorious"

mystery novels!

Um...sure.

Detective Vambre -- on the case!

And me -- regular Prohyas!

Also, I'm on -- on the case.

Oh, yeah, that's pretty cool.

[ Groans ]

Announcer: Detective time!

Noville! Look under this rock!

There's dirt!

You might say I have dirt on this rock!

[ Laughs ]

Oh, yeah, that's definitely --

yeah, s-super crazy.

He's less sweaty and weird

than he'd usually be at a time like this.

I miss it.

[ Laughing ] I'm sure it's fine!

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I have to get Witchy Simone in an adventuring mood!

Hey, Simone!

I got someone super cool for you to meet.

Go ahead! Talk to him.

Um...hey...?

Prohyas, I don't speak no stinkin' dinosaur tongue,

and neither do you! Mkay!

But if you talk to him in your "usual style and grace,"

I'm sure he'll catch your drift!

Come on! Ask him something.

Hey, tater face!

Your signal out here for the tar pits!

Might you know the WiFi password?

[ Sighs ]

Thanks, scales!

Um, saving on MagiMobile roaming data is cool and all,

but I was hoping you'd, you know,

interrogate him about the Stegoropteryx or something!

Uh, yeah, definitely.

I was hoping you'd ask him about the Stegoropteryx...

[Chuckles] Squirt.

Huh? Oh, yeah, that's not my name.

[ Gunshots, laughter ]

How can this be?!

Shock! Horror!

Both: Do our friends hate us for ignoring them all year?!

Why are you guys acting so weird?!

Where didst we go wrong?!

Wh-- What do you mean?

Yeah, we're fine. What's up with you?

[ Laughter ]

And seriously, where is that coming from?!

Witchy Simone: Don't worry about it.

Never mind that.

Why aren't Simone and Noville more excited?!

Have we failed as friends?!

Just dandy. Now I feel paranoid.

How many times I got to tell you?!

You're not wanted here! Evers-es-es-es!

Scrams-es-es already!

Oh! Hey, Rexiford!

Great, it's you. Got a question.

Yes. Do you know where we can find a Stegoropteryx?

Also, do they exist?

Because if anybody knows, it would be you.

Yeah! And if you could put some umption in your gumption,

we got some adventuring to do.

What is the matters-es-es-es with you twos?!

Whatever it is-es-es, I ain't gonna take it-ses-es-es!

Uh... All right!

That's it, ya stinkin' Warriors!

Dino Patrol assemble-ses-es!

Announcer: Brachiosaurus!

V-V-V-V-Velociraptor!

Triceratops!

It's the Dino Patrol!

And their newest member -- Stegoropteryx!

[ Caws ]

The Stegoropteryx! The Stegoropteryx!

It is real! It is real!

Guys! Guys! Here! Over here!

Dinosaurs! Slide the doors!

Guys!

Both: Guys?!

Sorry, did you say something?

[ Laughter ] Don't worry about it.

But...you guys!

It's an awesome dinosaur fight!

[ Dinosaurs roar ]

Don't you want to join in on this epic final battle?!

Why, you'd both be perfect!

You really need us around for this?

Pwease?! Pwease?!

Eh? Eh?

Both: Yeah! [ Dinosaurs roar ]

♪♪

[ Grunts ]

♪♪

[ Roars ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Barks ] [ Whimpers ]

[ Meows ]

[ Growls ]

[ Meowing, growling ]

Two's company, but three's the limit.

[ Laughter ]

Announcer: Roundy Spinny Thing Magisword!

Fossil Magisword!

Both: Super Teamwork Combo -- Triceratops!

[ Screaming ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Grunting ]

Oh!

Well, I'm gonna go use the little dinos-es-es' room.

[ Grunts ]

[ Groans ]

♪♪

We did it! We did it!

Together!

[ Chuckles ] Yeah, that was sure snazzy!

It was a'ight. Reminded me of the good old days.

[ Audience groans ]

Don't worry about it.

It was splendiferous!

I liked it very much!

Yeah! And there's just one more thing to do!

Announcer: Bag of Snakes Magisword!

All right, get a move on, you little cuties.

Let's grab the Stegoropteryx...

Put him in this bag...

and deliver him to Omnibus!

And deliver him

What do you say? What do you say?

Witchy Simone: Yeah, you do that!

It's been swell, but I gotta run!

See youse on the flip-flop!

Would you look at the time?

Its was, uh, nice! [ Chuckles ]

What?! What?!

But...adventure.

Don't you want to complete the mission with us?

Both: Why are they in such a hurry to go?!

Us... You...

Okay. Byyyye!

[ Groans ] Emergency Warrior huddle!

Yeah. [ Vocalizes ]

This bad. Bad! Bad!!

Our friends think we're super lame.

Now, now, let's not panic! It's true!

It's all true!

They think we're super lame!

And if we let them leave, we lose them forever!

Really?!

Of course! Isn't it obvious?

What do we do?

If only we could make this mission last longer,

then they'd have to stay!

Vambre, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

[ Chuckles ] I think so.

[ Laughs maniacally ]

Uh, can we go yet?

No! [ Laughs ]

I mean, not yet. Not when there's more to do.

[ Laughs maniacally ]

[ Laughs maniacally ]

[ Both laughing ]

Okay, now I'm worried about it.

Announcer: To be continued!

♪♪

Announcer: Still in the dinosaur kingdom! Continuity!

Ugh, I'm gonna be so late! Why can't I get a signal?

Friends!

Let's together use some new Magiswords!

Announcer: Puffy Vest Magisword!

We already wear vests.

And since everyone loves Zombie Pumpkin Magisword

so gosh darn much,

just wait until you meet Average Pumpkin Magisword!

Mayonnaise is amongst one of my favorite condiments.

[ Laughs ] [ Speaks indistinctly ]

Guys!

Your stego-raptor-rick is right there!

You could just grab him!

Golly!

It's headed right to the deepest, darkest woods.

Perhaps we should follow it there?

[ Both groan ]

That way! Onward!

Announcer: Soon...

We're hot on its trail now, fellows!

Witchy Simone, can I use your MagiMobile?

No. [ Laughter ]

Vambre: Oh, my!

Phil the Pilferer has absconded with our dino-sour!

Who could've foreseen this?

What are you two talking about?

You're the ones who contacted Phil!

♪♪

Announcer: Jackhammer Magisword!

Stop him you must!

Join in, everyone!

[ Both groan ]

Swish Navy Magisword!

♪♪

[ Groans ]

Both: Action sequence! Action sequence!

Action sequence! Action sequence!

Action sequence!

Uh, hi...

your dinosaur is getting away.

So he is!

We should follow it, guys.

Yeah?! What's stopping ya?!

Trollblin: Look at that critter go.

Eee! A Trollblin!

Eee!

No. I am -- I am fine. You guys go on ahead.

[ Both laugh ]

Receive this, why don't you! [ Laughs ]

Yeah, it looks like you guys got this well in hand.

Are we really that boring?

Warrior huddle! Again! If we're boring,

then we need someone who's not us to spice things up.

A special guest star?

Exactly. Get one. Now!

Right! I'll get, uh, someone from, uh, somewhere!

Can I use your MagiMobile?

No.

Can I use your MagiMobile?

No.

Can I use your MagiMobile?

No.

Ying!

Introducing our special guest star --

this guy we definitely know!

Oh, hey.

So, uh, what are you guys, some sort of fan club?

For me? A me fan club?

Vambre: You weren't thinking of a specific place

when you swung the sword, were you?

Prohyas: Nope!

Hey, there, girl. Wha-- What?

The name's Radicles.

You can be the first one here to touch my rock-hard muscles.

[ Laughs ]

So, uh...guys?

So how exactly is additional personnel

gonna make us feel needed?

I found another one of these guys!

Well, you see, we still need to track the Stegoropteryx.

It's right here. Problem solved.

[ Grunting ]

Look, it's been fun, but we're gonna actually go now.

[ Both groan ]

Announcer: Uh, Carnivorous Plant Magisword!

What is that?! Stick? No, no, no, Tree Bran--

Tree Branch Magisword!

Super duper combo! Trees!

Tree!

[ Growling ]

[ Both scream ]

Whoa!

[ Grunting ]

Aah!

[ All grunting ] Witchy Simone:

That's it!

What's your deal today, guys?

What is your collective deal?!

We tried to give you two a big, fun adventure,

but you keep trying to leave!

[ Both sigh ]

Listen, guys, if we'd wanted

to go on more missions with you...

We would've asked.

Oh. Oh.

But it's, you know, it's not anything you did wrong.

A lot's been happening, and we...

we both got our own lives goin' on.

But, Simone, aren't you still

trying to become a professional adventurer?

Um...no. Both: What?!

Stuff's been getting better and better for me at Slugburger!

It's like I got my own thing goin' there!

♪ If you're at Slugburger, you might get hurt ♪

♪ If you say to Witchy Simone, hey, squirt ♪

That's not my name!

[ Munch! Munch! Munch! ]

Now, Noel!

Are youse eating up all the Slugburgers again?

[ Belches ] No.

[ Laughter ]

I'm not cleaning that up.

Scarriet, if youse got time to crack wise,

youse got time to take some orders.

I would be delighted to,

but that would require some customers.

[ Laughter ] Oh, gee, whiz!

Mr. Spoony is gonna flip his lid!

Where are all my customers?! Hoo-hoo-hoo!

Oh, hey, he really did it!

If we don't get some business in here soon,

we're gonna be su-u-u-u-nk!

What do you want us to do?

Make someone super famous suddenly walk in?

Murray Williams: Hey, party people!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Murray Williams?! Murray Williams?!

Murray Williams?!

Wow! You're the most famous man in Lyvsheria!

[ Chuckles ] You got that right, Squirt!

That's not my name!!

♪♪

What's a Cartoon Network? Don't worry about it.

Wow. It's like you have your own spin-off.

But what about you, Noville?

What's taking up your spare time, ducky?

I, uh... [ Chuckles ]

You what now? [ Laughs ]

Get on with it! Get on with it!

I have a girlfriend.

You have a what?! You have a what?!

[ Scoffs ] Overwhelmed by trees!

Is everyone -- Is everyone else still here?

I have great news for ya -- I'm still here.

Yeah, we're here, too.

If we don't get out of this wood prison right now,

we're gonna get treed to oblivion!

Noville should be with his GF,

and Simone should be at work.

I'm supposed to be at work, too.

But they're not, and it's all our fault.

And we're all gonna get tree squished!

♪♪

Huh?

Huh?

[ Both grunt ]

It's...It's...

Mr. Spoony? Mr. Spoony? Mr. Spoony? Mr. Spoony?

Witchy, Witchy, Witchy Simone!

You so late for your shi-i-i-i-ft!

Mr. Spoony, I can expl-- wait, how did you find me?

I followed the trail of destruction.

Also, this young lady's intuition.

Hey, dork! You're an hour late for our date.

Toni! My darling! I'm so sorry!

It's cool, Novi, baby.

I figured you wouldn't miss it

unless you were in mortal danger.

And hey! You were, dweeb!

[ Growling ]

♪♪

Announcer: Drippy Candle Magisword!

Shooting Star Magisword!

Radicles: Hey, guys, wait!

What are those weird magic-wand thingies you keep using?

They're Mighty Magiswords. M-Mighty Magiswords.

Oh! You, uh, down to let me use one?

Oh! Sure! Hold on.

Announcer: Fistful of Pow Magisword!

Ralphio had this one in his bargain bin last July.

This looks like my friend's arm.

Trees wanna tangle, huh?

Let's give 'em what they want!

Boop! [ Laughs ]

♪♪

Throw Girl! Wha?!

Noville's girlfriend is a superhero?

[ Chuckles ] Yep!

The Book! Uh...

Noville, you're a superhero, too?

No! But I have a suit!

[ Grunts ]

I'm gonna throw The Book at you!

♪♪

[ Both groan ]

Hmm.

[ Screams ]

Whoa! I get it!

Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!

[ All grunting ]

[ Growling ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Growls ] Huh?

[ Laughs ]

[ Groans ]

Huh?

Hey, Vambre?

I can't shake the feeling that we were big ol' jerks today.

[ Sighs ] Ach-choo!

Everyone's fighting for their lives,

and it's all our fault!

And -- And we assumed that Witchy Simone and Noville

couldn't have lives of their own!

And we were too self-centered to even notice!

[ Screams ] [ Shrieking ]

Huh? Eh?

Huh?

[ Gasps ] [ Gasps ]

Now we've failed Omnibus!

And a dinosaur!

We must... We have to...

Apologize to everyone! Apologize to everyone!

[ Crying ] [ Crying ]

We're so sorry.

Ever sorry.

We're sorry! We're sorry!

[ Grunting ]

Whoo-hoo!

We're sorry. We apologize. We didn't mean to do it.

[ Groans ]

♪♪

Those things earlier, they --

[ Groans ]

[ Laughs maniacally ]

♪♪

[ Groans ]

I really got to start labeling those bottles.

Radicles: Hey! Witchy Simone!

Eh?

I've got a tree in a headlock. Pretty cool, huh?

Does now really seem like the time

for trying to impress girls, you garden-variety mook?!

Witchy Simone! Look out!

[ Groans ]

Wow. Thanks for -- Aah!

[ Growls ]

[ Screams ]

[ Chuckles ] Guess we're even.

How's about we start over? Put it there, Radicles.

Prohyas: I'm sorry.

Both: You're being so annoying, it's painful!

All: Nobody wants to see you apologize!

Everyone just wants to see you fight!

Oh. Oh! Okay.

I just thought that, you know,

what with the emotional through-line and all that --

Radicles: No more sorrys!

Well, in that case! Well, in that case!

Announcer: Gross Little Centaur Magisword!

Super Shooting Star Magisword!

Both: Super teamwork combo -- Alpha-Centauri, we're so sorry!

♪♪

We're sorry-y-y--y-y-y!

[ Groaning ]

And just what was that?!

W-We figured that if apologizing was painful...

The biggest apology would destroy things.

Both: The Stegoropteryx is okay!

Hello! Mr. Stegoropteryx,

a very wealthy man wishes to take you as a pet.

Want to live the easy life and get all squishy?

Hmm...

Whoo! Whoo!

Ow!

[ Camera shutter clicks ] That's a keeper.

Send that to me later, would ya muscles?

Most assuredly. Hey, Warriors!

Thanks for letting me use your K.O.'s arm sword!

Well, heck, you can keep it, duder.

It's the least we can do after...abducting you.

Nah, don't sweat it, guys.

Mr. Gar probably just thinks I'm in the stock room anyway.

Hello? Mr. Gar? Why, yes, he's right here.

I'll make sure he gets right back to work.

All managers know each other,

and I got an interdimensional phone!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

So um, we're feeling pretty low about today.

We don't want to keep you any further but, uh...

Both: Are we still friends?

Yes. Yes.

[ Chuckles ] Good. Pleasure meeting

your lady friend.

The pleasure's all mine, dingus!

Onward there, dino-sour!

[ Grunts ]

Prohyas: Ah, gee whiz, is that the sunset we're riding into?

I'm afraid so, dear brother.

Welp, we had a good run.

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