Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: At Warriors for Hire headquarters -- mundane!

Bill, bill, something for Vambre, bill.

Horse?

Special delivery for the Warriors.

[ Laughing maniacally ]

Hiya, kiddos!

-Mom! -Mom!

I thought you two looked a teensy bit underfed,

so I brought you some of my broccoli soup.

[ Both chuckle nervously ]

Both: Mmm! Broccoli soup!

Aw! You said that in unison.

Delivery horse will make sure you're well stocked up on soup.

[ Laughs maniacally ]

[ Both chuckle nervously ]

Announcer: The next day!

[ Both groaning ]

See, I-I wanna like it, but I-I can't.

I can't like it.

It is 50% broccoli.

[ Loud crash ]

That's a lot of soup.

There couldn't possibly be more than that, right?

[ Laughing maniacally ]

Stop it! We can totally see you!

Just stop it!

[ Both sputtering ]

[ Laughing maniacally ]

No! Go home!

You're a bad horse!

Warriors, you insies?

[ Gasping ]

Okay, there's, like, major botanical carnage

happening all over Lyvsheria,

and it's all totally 'cause of some monster.

I've already got Officer Fordor on the case,

but he's got his own problems.

The darkness consumes me!

So if you guys could, like, find and subdue this monster ASAP,

that'd be great.

Just follow the garlic stank. You can't miss it.

[ Both sniffing ]

-Do you smell something? -I don't smell anything.

-Och! -Ah! There it is!

Announcer: Soon...in the Kotassian Garlic District!

♪♪

[ Sniffing ]

[ Wheezing ]

[ All screaming ]

[ Munching ]

Ugh!

Ah, thanks, stinky fella!

Uh-oh, it's one of them there, uh...monsters.

Gotta take you in.

Both: Cease and desist, you stinker!

[ Roars ]

Ugh. Pungent one, isn't he?

And arm-ed!

Announcer: Grabby Giraffe Magisword!

Huh?

Ha ha!

[ Wheezes ]

Both: Hoppus?!

What's come over you, wee booplesnoot?

Ughhh.

So hungry.

You realize you just ate an entire Kotassian village, right?

Did I? Uh, I-I can explain!

I can't go back to the farm

for your mother's mouthwatering broccoli soup

without Danelda getting in the way.

And I can't go back to the rabbit village because, uh...

unresolved story conflicts.

So to get my vegetable intake,

I collected tons and tons of vegetable Magiswords.

I found a weird-looking Garlic Magisword, too,

but that one just makes me hungrier

and turns me into that thing!

Could this be a Cursed Garlic Magisword?

Nyeh, ha ha! Could be!

[ Laughs maniacally ]

[ Rumbling ]

Ugh! It's making me hungry.

You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.

[ Snarling ]

I've got it!

We'll bring the Curs-ed Garlic Hagisword home,

seal it away in the Sword Magisafe for forbidden swords,

and throw away the key!

No!

Well!

[ Chomps, gulps ]

Well, that happened, didn't it?

Boing!

-Aah! -Aah!

[ Both coughing ]

I say, rabbit tracks!

-Do you think we should fo-- -Let's follow them!

Get your carrots.

Two jemms a carrot.

Get your carrots.

Two jemms a carrot.

[ Munching ]

Hey, buddy, I said, "Two jemms a carrot."

Announcer: Clam Clamp Magisword!

Yay. I'm saved.

Now I shall squeeze the curs-ed garlic out of you!

[ Burps ]

Oh!

[ Thud ]

Och!

My metal object deflated.

I has best plan!

Announcer: Bus Stop Magisword!

[ Grunts ]

[ Boing! ]

[ Chuckles ]

[ Laughs ]

And what does this accomplish?

Are we going to pick up the Curs-ed Garlic Magisword

at Tum-Tum Terminal?

Wait for it.

[ Chuckling ]

[ Horns blare ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Growling ]

Eeh!

Burp.

-Ugh! -Ugh!

Have any other ideas, Bus Stop McGee?

How's about some soup?

No! Stop it!

Indeed.

-Warrior huddle? -Mm-hmm.

It seems like we are out-powered.

[ Coughing ]

Or at least out-stunk.

Mm-hmm.

Concentrate.

What is a force mightier than the funk?

Bossa nova?

Soup?

[ Grunts ]

I has best plan!

We gotta fight stink with stank!

What?

Announcer: Fish Stick Magisword!

Smelly Shoe Magisword!

Both: Super teamwork combo -- filet of sole!

[ Laughs ]

-Blech! -[ Inhales ]

Victory has never smelled worse.

[ Chomps ]

♪♪

[ Roars ]

Stink plus stank was a bad think.

[ Siren chirps ] Yeah, it was!

[ Laughs ]

I'm gonna go get the big cuffs.

I keep 'em in my trunk!

♪♪

Mmm!

Boing!

He's heading...

right for...da castle.

Announcer: Rad Rocket Magisword!

Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.

Instead of bum-rushing the bun-bun,

let's try actually putting our heads together.

-Hmm! -Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm!

Hmm!

-Hmm! -Hmm!

I got nothing.

Hey, could you two

please, please take some of this soup?

[ Growling ]

Calm yourself, laddio.

He's just looking for a reaction.

-Hmm. -Hmm!

-Hey. -Hmm.

-Hey! -Hmm!

-Hey. -Belay your hoof pokery!

Nobody even likes that soup besides Hoppus!

Both: Soup shall soothe the savage bunny!

A giant-sized appetite calls for a giant-sized delivery system!

Announcer: Legendary Sword Mecha Magisword!

♪♪

Both: Thanks, the delivery horse.

And tell our mom she's the best!

[ Sighs ]

Oh, there you are!

I've got more soup for you to deliver!

Why would you come all the way here to -- Aah!

[ Moos ]

Zange: Sad news.

Old news.

Huh, irrelevant news?

[ Rumbling ]

[ Chomping ]

Blech!

You just you wait till the authorities get ahold of you!

Yeah, what that guy said.

Hmm?

Um...

Aah!

Vambre: Halt, you overgrown lagomorph!

Prohyas: Eat on something your own size!

Both: Soup activate!

[ Mariachi music plays ]

[ Laughs ] It's actually working!

Exemplary!

[ Shing! ]

Both: Soup's on!

[ Roars ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Smack lips ]

Soup's too cold!

Cold soup? Cold soup?!

Announcer: Microwave Magisword!

[ Beep, whirring ]

[ Beep ]

[ Roaring ]

[ Gurgling ]

Both: Hoo! Hah!

Hoo! Hah!

"Deliver more soup," she says.

"It'll be fun," she says!

Signs of pain.

Announcer: Both of the snow-related Magiswords!

Both: Super teamwork combo -- ice chest!

♪♪

Ahh.

Uhhh...

[ Groans ]

Soup just right.

And now to urp out the sword -- overkill style!

Announcer: Giant Bowl of Soup Magisword!

Stirring Spoon Magisword!

Muscly Arm Magisword!

Warm Hug Magisword!

♪♪

Okay! Another batch of broccoli soup ready to...go?

♪♪

[ Burps ]

You haven't heard the last of --

[ Laughs ]

Hey, bun-bun.

Don't call me that!

[ Sighs ]

But thanks for breaking that...

curse or whatever.

Both: It's all in a days wor--

No, no, no, no, no. I'm not done yet.

This past season, I have let vegetable addiction

get the better of me.

But from here on out, I'm ready to become a new rabbit,

a changed rabbit.

An arrested rabbit!

Uh, what?

Not only did you damage royal property

and use me as a napkin, but you ruined my hair!

This is gonna take infinity and a half to fix!

Announcer: Auto Style Magisword!

Eh.

But it wasn't me!

It was that Cursed Garlic Magisword!

Fordor: That's what they all say, bub!

-Do they? -Y-Yes.

Curs-ed Garlic Magisword!

Ya done good, Fordor. Ya done --

[ Mumbling ]

Announcer: Soon... in the Sword Magisafe!

[ Grumbling ]

Good riddance to fragrant rubbish.

Why the long face, ducky?

Oh, are you feeling bad about Hoppus being in jail?

Well, I sent a friendly face to bring him some...

comfort food.

Special delivery from the Warriors!

[ Laughs maniacally ]

Prohyas: Cut it out! [ Grumbles ]

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