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♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: In Transylberia. Action music!

[ All groaning ]

[ Buzzing ]

Heee-yah!

Announcer: Unravel Magisword!

♪♪

Aah!

Announcer: Spiderweb Magisword!

Kee-yah!

Signs of life?

Yeah, yeah, you keep telling yourself that, pal.

It looks as though we have three doors

between us and dark-magic treasure.

If only we had a Magisword that detects dark magic.

Oh, wait, we do! Ooh, that's me.

Zombie Pumpkin, would you please guide us to your loot?

Ooh, let's see. Oh, um, oh, gosh.

Ooh, ooh, that's the one, yeah.

Good job, ZP.

You always know your undead stuff.

Ooh, look.

Both: Kricket Knight.

"In honor of Kricket Knight,

in remembrance of his valiant service."

Does that mean that this is his grave?

I believe so.

Oh, how I wish I could have met him.

Mother's stories of their battles are legendary,

like the one of the Kangaroo Wars of '78 pictured here.

We really should ask her to regale us once again.

We should.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Prepare to be frostbitten by me, Jack O' Lantern Frost.

Ooh, wonderful final-boss entrance.

Excellent form, good stuff.

If you want this Ghost Magisword,

you'll have to get by me.

If only we had a Magisword that eats pumpkins.

Oh, wait, we do.

Pumpkins!

-Om, om, nom, nom, nom, nom. -Um, wait, dear, if you could --

Wait, what is that thing? No!

Zombie Pumpkin: I got something stuck in my -- No, I'm good.

Whoa, I, uh -- Hmm. Huh?

Well, let's see what all this fuss is about.

[ Electricity crackling ]

Nope!

Nope-no-no-nope-no-no-nope-nope!

Oh, what are you on about now?

Oh. This is...amazing!

[ Indistinct conversations ]

♪♪

Ghosts, ghosts everywhere!

Wait a minute. I've seen ghosts before.

Why can't I see these ghosts?

Oh, hi. I am a spider. Let me explain this to you.

Ghosts have the ability to be seen or not be seen,

uh, depending on their desires at the current moment.

So, right now, they don't especially want you to see them.

Oh, thanks. No problem there, chief.

Yeah, I am a chief.

I have a hat now.

Aah!

You know those times when I say a superna--

a ghosty thing is bad

and you don't listen and bad things happen, um...

I'm going to take this and see the ghosts everywhere!

Ugh!

Prohyas, no! You got to make her stop.

It's fine. She's just excited about a new Magisword.

It's fine.

Ugh, give me my hat back.

-No. -Walkabout!

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Announcer: [ Spookily ] Sooooon.

[ Grumbling ]

[ Beeping rapidly ]

-Hello. -Where are you?

We had plans to go to the Cave of Stuff today.

Their theme this week is pants.

Hey, Grup, do these pants make me look dorky?

Skelly-mans look cool no matter what.

You're fine. -Oh, yeah, right.

Lady Hiss, do these pants make me look dorky?

You look hot. Stop being so neurotic.

-Where are they? -Yeah, I am hot.

I want to replace our Trouser Magisword,

which went missing, and I wanted some quality sibling time.

I'm sorry, Prohyas, but I'm just in time

for the Georgia-Tucky ghoul family reunion.

Wait, Georgia-Tucky?

You're not at -- -Is that my ex-boyfriend?

Prohyas Warrior, as I don't live and breathe!

Penny Plasm, haven't seen you since you tried to --

[ Smooches ]

So how's about a date tonight for old time's sake?

Sure. I mean, no, no!

Then I'll see you in a week.

Great catching up. Bye!

This ghost thing has gone too far,

and you need to come home right now.

Boop! They was close.

[ Cellphone rings ]

Hello.

A week.

Announcer: The next daaaay! Prohyas: Stop doing that!

Oh, delightful. Do continue uninterrupted.

Vambre, I got us a gig that's right up your alley.

What's up, nerd? You seem like the kind of nerd

who uses the word "tome" instead of book,

so you should appreciate retrieving

the Manuscript of Readitude for the following hefty sum.

[ Gagging ]

Tell me that don't butter your griddle.

Sorry, Prohyas, another time. The spirit of Kricket Knight

is regaling me with tales of fighting alongside Mummy.

Yeah, sorry, you cannot join considering

how you can neither see nor hear me.

That's good ghost tea.

I mean, you could just Mom if you're so interested.

Ooh, bad things!

Hand that back. You haven't earned it yet.

M.H. Dubs out.

Can we please just do this together?

No, no, no. You go on ahead. I'll catch up once you're done.

Oh, ah -- ah, geez.

Oh, no. Look what's happened.

It's my fault. I shouldn't have --

Hold on. I can't hear you both.

Prohyas, you were leaving. -I guess I was.

He'll live, unlike myself

back during the Wallaby Walloping of '06.

-Ooh, ghost stuff is not good. -It's fine.

She's made her choice. -No, no, not good.

Announcer: One! -- One -- mission later.

Bad things going to happen.

She's super absorbed in the thing that's totally spoopy,

but it's not like anything dangerous is --

And that's the end of that sentence.

No! The bad is happening.

Hey, sis.

You mind calming ZP's nerves about this?

[ Hisses ]

[ Shing! ]

[ Creak! Plop! ]

Announcer: Dirt Magisword!

Aah!

I'll concede something is a skoosh off.

Ooh, Kricket Knight.

Kricket Kni -- That was the last ghost

she was talking to before we left, wasn't it?

If Mom knew him, maybe she has an idea of how to beat him.

Boop. -Oh, Prohyas!

How you kids doing, sweat peas?

Hey, Mommala. This might sound out of nowhere.

But do you know Kricket Knight's greatest weakness?

Well, he's right here. Why don't you ask him?

I'd have to say my greatest weakness

is this delicious corporeal tea you've prepared.

Oh, stop.

Kricket Knight is alive?

Ee... Yes.

Then what was that monument in Transylberia?

I mean, they make those for living people, too, you know?

Then Vambre couldn't have been talking to the real one,

could she? -How is Vambre, by the by?

Got to go, Mom. Love you, bye. Oh!

Announcer: Baby Bootie Magisword!

Stuffed Animal Magisword!

I don't want to hurt my big sis. She's like family.

[ Spitting rapidly ]

Aah!

Seeds of the undead didn't hit her. Wuzzity-hizzity?

It's the bad guy. He's trying to --

You got to -- Hmm, you know what?

Take my eyeballs. -Take your eyeballs?

You can see ghosts if you wear my eyeballs on your eyes.

Um, I think that's how it works.

Yeah. Like I got a better idea?

Okay.

[ Gasps ]

It's fuzzy, but I can make out that that fakey Kricket Knight

is controlling Vambre.

If I don't need to attack Vambre directly,

there's still a chance.

Announcer: Gummy Sticky Hand Magisword!

Nhhh.

No!

[ Inhaling heavily ]

Huh? No, my bod!

I need that for enjoying and also being meat.

Don't hurt my buds.

Oof. Ooh.

Fall in, soldiers. I got you, girl.

♪♪

My Magiswords love me.

I feel so special, and also still kind of doomed.

[ All groaning ]

[ Bloop! ]

Zombie Pumpkin: Ooh, my face.

My word, what has even transpired?

Vambre is Vam-back.

Huh? Whoopsy-doodle, dropped it.

Welp, looks like I'll have to do some of my own soul sucking.

Announcer: Vladcuum the Inhaler Magisword!

[ Inhaling heavily ]

It's working, kind of.

Gasp! It was Old Man Ghost Hopper

this whole time.

ZP, I know it's hard for you to articulate

exactly what's going on, but saying something is wrong

should always be enough for me to listen to you anyway.

You're always right about the supernatural stuff,

and there's no excuse.

Um, is now the time for this?

Not really, I just wanted you to be cool

with doing a Super Teamwork Combo with me.

-Yeah, dude. -Camaraderie in the ranks

is always good for morale! -Where'd you get popcorn, girl?

Popcorn store. Hey!

Announcer: Vladcuum the Inhaler Magisword!

Laser Pointer Magisword!

Both: Super Teamwork Combo -- Dusting makes me feel good.

We came. We saw. We did the thing.

[ Screaming ]

[ Screaming ]

Announcer: Big Bad Boot Magisword!

Eh. Vambre, are you Vambre?

-Me am Vam. -Close enough for Jazz.

You're so locking that Ghost Magisword away forever.

Yay!

Wait, wait. Why would I agree to that?

You were possessed by a malicious spirit

of which we have physical evidence,

and everybody in this room was witness to.

Well, there you have it, then.

Announcer: Sword Magisafe!

-Nyeh. -So this is where

Trouser Magisword went, huh, Vambre?

Um, pants are equally if not more evil than poltergeists.

Sis, don't ever change.

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