Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: At Warriors for Hire Headquarters...

Guargefargnar!

Action! Poses!

Such strength!

Such grace!

Such excellence! Mwah!

I'm confident that we are poised and ready

for the next adven-tee-ore.

I concur.

Duty calls when we least -- [ Cellphone rings ]

The call to action! Answer the phone! Answer it!

Thrills and excitement delay no longer...

Answer the phone! Answer the phone!

for this will be the most action-packed adventure...

Answer it! Answer the phone! Answer it!

...that ever dared adventure!

Boop! Warriors, help!

Ugh.

Och, it's Biblia Tick, the librarian.

Bleh. [ Hiccup ]

So, um... [ Hiccup ]

That noise in the background --

What did you say? I said what?

Ugh. What?

I said... What?

What? What?

I said, come here -- [ Hiccup ]

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

Cut it out!

Just hurry to the Library of Shhh pronto.

Mm-hmm.

Bleh. Bleh.

Announcer: Soon at the Library of Shhh...

What the...? What the...?

[ Hiccup ] Oh, took you long enough.

Mm-hmm.

Yes, right, sorry for the wait.

I'm not.

How may we be of assistance?

[ Hiccup ] Just look!

Huh. My Sasquatch, Monkey Chunks,

has the hiccups,

and I want peace and quiet, my favorite thing,

returned to the library. Mm-hmm.

Seeing as you Warriors will do whatever for money...

Hey. Hey.

...I thought you'd be best for the job.

What do you say to 50 jemms?

I don't think --

[ Crying ] Warrior huddle.

No, this "mission" is below us.

Sis, I love you like a sis,

but I'm gonna have to bring up two points.

One, there's an animal that needs our help!

Just look at poor Monkey Chunks! Look at him!

[ Hiccups ] Fix this.

No. Besides, he'll probably pummel us when he's cured,

just like he always does.

Mm-kay, which brings me to point B --

Monkey Chunks is a Sasquatch.

Sasquatch! It's automatically adventure.

Don't you think? I cannot argue with that.

Also, maybe he'll pummel us like he always does!

We'll do it! We'll do it!

Huzzah! [ Hiccups ] Ugh.

Oh, and, dears, please remember that this is a library.

So whatever methods you might have for curing this problem,

be quiet!

Mm-hmm.

So, who should go first?

I could use my brand-new Decision-Making Magisword,

or -- I'm going first.

[ Clattering ] We talked about shoving.

Mother always said that the best way

to get rid of hiccups is with extreme discomfort.

I never told you kids anything like that.

Ready, Monkey Chunks?

Um...

Ergh. [ Hiccups ]

Still hiccuping? This one goes to 11.

[ Hiccuping ]

Ahh. [ Slurps ] [ Hiccups ]

[ Growls ]

[ Hiccuping ]

Aah!

Did I not tell you to be quiet?

Mm-hmm.

[ Screams ]

Now that I'm up from my nap, Mommala always said

the best cure for hiccups was ultra comfort.

Also not a thing I ever said.

[ Hiccups ] Mm-kay,

if you're anything like me,

you like it nice and cozy.

Announcer: Pillow Magisword!

Incoming comfort. No, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no.

[ Hiccups ]

Hooray, it's working!

[ Chomps! ]

[ Hiccuping ]

Shh! What did I just say? Shush!

It's like honest work for honest pay

never even occurred to you.

[ Screaming ]

Announcer: Oy!

Who's that Biblia think she is, telling us we're no good?

Biblia thinks we're not trying to help the monkey?

I know!

We're trying to help the monkey!

Doesn't she realize

several failed attempts first?

She doesn't know the process, but she's criticizing it.

I mean, how are we supposed to be quiet in here?

What are we... How are we supposed

to communicate...

...supposed to even do? ...about fixing the problem

if we have to be -- [ Hiccups ]

It's awful, just awful.

If only there was a way to drown out the noise.

Prohyas, that's it!

[ Babbles ]

What was Mother's number-one cure for hiccups?

Making the hiccup-ee drink water.

Correct! Nope, not one of mine.

Don't know where you guys are getting this.

Announcer: Dolphin Magisword!

Hey, squatch buddy, open wide!

Huh?

Raincloud Magisword!

[ Groaning ]

Both: It's working. It's working. It's...

Oh, Gustav, you're such a cad.

[ Hiccuping ]

Warriors!

I'm starting to think Mother had questionable

ideas about hiccups.

Did you kids actually pay attention to me ever?

Biblia: You're interrupting my Gustav!

I thought I could depend on you

supposed professionals to solve this.

I guess I was wrong. Mm-hmm.

If you can't make Monkey Chunks stop hiccuping,

I won't pay 1 jemm.

I'll ban you from the library.

[ Gasps ] I know better ones.

Meh.

...and you can take Monkey Chunks with you.

What?! What?!

That's right, mm-hmm.

As long as he's making all that noise, he's not my squatch.

Aah! [ Hiccups ]

I'll find a quiet pet, like a sloth or a goldfish. Mm-hmm.

Um, you know, we can probably give Monkey Chunks a good home,

right?

We can't house a Sasquatch,

not after the recent zoning laws.

And besides, pink Sasquatches can only live in libraries!

[ Sobbing ]

Both: Monkey Chunks, you cannot survive out there!

Announcer: Soon!

[ Hiccups ] Golly gee

whillikers, Vambre,

I feel like we've tried everything.

If only we had access to unlimited ideas.

Wait! I'm waiting.

Prohyas, we're in a library!

We're just outside of a library.

There's knowledge in those books!

Announcer: Grabby Giraffe Magisword!

You're going to check that book out, right?

[ Scanner beeping ]

Look here, Prohyas.

So the cure for hiccups in pink Sasqui is...

Both: ...a really loud noise.

Hmm. [ Hiccups ]

Announcer: Accordion Magisword!

Noisy, noisy, noisemakers!

Oh, Vambre?

♪♪

Huh? [ Laughs, hiccups ]

Well, I guess that didn't work.

Looks like we'll just have to try something else.

Grr!

Announcer: Wicker Snapper Magisword!

♪♪

[ Hiccups ]

Oh, heavens, that did not work, either.

I guess we'll have to try again!

Grr!

Announcer: Bird Call Magisword!

♪♪

Hoist!

Coocily-coocily-coo!

Bird Walla: Coocily-coo, coocily-coo,

coocily-coo, coocily-coo.

D'aw!

[ Hiccups ]

Eh... Biblia: Warriors,

this awful din is unacceptable!

Mm-hmm! We ain't afraid

of you no more.

You're nothing without your Sasquatch.

Mm-hmm. Bear witness to my kablooey decimate system!

♪♪

Ayi!

Announcer: Any Magisword! Whatever!

Accordion will do!

[ Accordion playing ]

La-la-la-la-la-lee-loo...

♪ La ♪

How's it hanging, Monkey Chunks?

[ Hiccups ]

Yeah, well... Control your volume,

you ruffian!

[ Balloons popping ]

[ Evil laughter ]

[ Popping continues ]

Guess she's the noisy one now, right, Monkey Chunks?

[ Hiccups ] Hmm.

How dare you?

I would never make such a ruckus in my own library.

This is your doing!

Grr!

Mm.

It's going to get real quiet up in this piece.

Rawr! [ Grunting, hiccups ]

And you, why couldn't you just stay quiet?

Aah!

A-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

Aah! Just be quiet!

Saddest thing in recent memory.

Guess we've got to take care of it.

Warrior -- We need to make

a real loud noise.

[ Mumbles ] Yes.

Aah! Aah!

Both: Who's ready to party?

Announcer: Body Poppin' Magisword!

Glowstick Magisword!

Both: Super Teamwork Combo -- Sonic Side Gig!

Hey, girl! Hey, girl!

Hey, nobody brings the noise like your boy, MC Boy One.

And I'm the DJ Vam Vam with the DJ plan plan!

So -- so I just touch this here?

Yeah, yeah, the green one there.

[ Air horn blows ] [ Hiccups ]

Prohyas: [ Imitates record scratching ]

Are you prepared to pump the jelly?

I'm ready to riggedy-riggedy-wreck myself!

♪♪

[ Air horn blows ]

[ Chicken squawks ]

Oh, dear! My Monkey Chunks!

I'm coming for you, baby!

Oh, my sweet squatch, please wake up for me.

[ Gasps ] Monkey Chunks!

[ Chuckles ]

[ Prohyas, Vambre imitating air horn ]

Yo, yo, yo, yo, you all ready for our next preserves?

I hope you're all ready for this sound effects package

I recently purchased!

Sound effect: The borfl says, "Aah!"

Monkey Chunks, sick 'em.

[ Mumbles ] Oh, oh, yes,

please, go ahead.

We know quite well we stink at this!

Mm-hmm.

Aah!

Aah!

♪♪

So sick and tired of all this noise --

the beats, the jarring jarred fruits, the hiccups!

Wait, Monkey Chunks, your hiccups, they're gone!

Mm-hmm!

Mm-hmm.

Looks like we solved the problem you brought us here to solve.

So you know what time it is!

Both: Jemms, please!

My library is in tatters thanks to you two.

If you clean it up, maybe then you'll get your filthy jemms.

Mm-hmm.

[ Both laugh ]

Announcer: Vladcuum the Inhaler Magisword!

Microphone Magisword!

No, no, you awful, awful sword children!

How could dare chase me around with a vampire stick face thing?

[ Belches ]

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