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♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: At Frostferatu's Fortress

of Solid Cube, bees!

-Bees? -Yes, bees.

They've invaded every inch of my beloved castle.

Wow, that's un-bee-lievable, especially in person.

And given our history together, Frostferatu, why hire us?

Because they aren't just any bees.

They're zom-bees!

[ Groaning ]

[ Groaning ]

Brainless, spineless savages.

There are proper receptacles for trash, you know!

[ Groans ]

[ Crash! ]

My, what do you call, door.

That's a beefy bee!

This mission might be fun after all!

Both: We accept!

I've always wanted acceptance.

Unacceptable.

Announcer: Soon inside!

Prohyas: Y'all better bee ready!

[ Chuckles ] Pun. Ugh!

Goodness, it's actually rather warm in here.

Ugh, tell me about it.

I feel my heart starting to melt,

and I don't like it one bit!

Hmm. Hey, it's honey!

Really? I thought it was ear wax!

Ooh, they're painting it all over the walls?

But why?

Bees: [ Groaning ] Brains...

Ah, yes, the zombie part.

Whatever you do, don't let them eat me!

If, "It's humid in here," is my last thought,

I'll never forgive you!

Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!

Now, my warriors, take back your master's castle

from those pests!

"Master?" W-- what are we, your minions?

I'm paying you, aren't I?

Hmm, fair point.

Announcer: Flyswatter Magisword!

Ugh!

Bacon Magisword!

♪♪

Ugh!

Hey, what's going on in here?

Ugh! Ugh.

Come on!

Not my, what do you call, doorframe!

[ Gasps ]

[ Growling ]

Say, what's wrong with Neddy the Mallet?

Yeah, he's not using his, um, mallet.

Neddy, buddy, so, um,

why take over Frostferatu's castle?

[ Growls ]

There are fewer people home than normal.

Bumblia: Nedward, darling, there you are.

I was in the middle of telling you

about how I'm going to take over the world.

Oh! Intruders in my castle.

What? This is my castle!

Nedward, please violently escort them out!

The bear complies!

[ Growling, screaming ]

[ Grunts, groaning ]

Get your warrior butts off of me!

Yes, Master.

We're at your command, bep, bep, bep.

Just kick her out of my castle!

Both: Yes, Master!

Oh, your base, oh, hard.

[ Both yelling ]

Pectoral Blast!

Announcer: Snowball Magisword!

Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!

That feels interesting!

Announcer: Little Blue Bomb Magisword!

Bomb, bomb, bomb!

That hurts so good!

I'm going to grab you with my bare hands!

Oh. Hmm.

You leave me and my sweet bee alone.

What? Ah!

[ Zoom! Zoom! ]

[ Poof! ]

Oof.

You warriors are going to have to step it up.

I just moved here 60 years ago,

and I'm not moving again so soon!

Don't worry about it, Boss-feratu.

We'll get her for you.

Ugh. Wait a tic.

Did she not threaten to take over the world?

Indeed she did.

That means she's our first supervillain!

You realize I just heard you say that, right?

We did, Frostferatu. Thank you.

Ugh.

I say we blast through the bear and take out the queen!

We gotta be careful, Vambre.

I don't wanna hurt the bear-bear.

Very well then. We shall go around Neddy.

Stop. Is it time for this?

Woah! Oof!

Oh, snap! It's Neddy's mallet!

Well, that's not right.

Neddy and O'Mally are usually inseparable!

Yeah, he talks to it more than people.

Welp, guess I'm Prohyas the Mallet now!

Prohyas! The Mallet.

Can we just get this plan going

and get the bees out of my house?

We shall do as you command. Yes, Master. Yes, Master.

We're under your commands now. Yes. I will do what you say.

[ Buzzing, groaning ]

♪♪

Eek! Bumblia: A little more

to the left.

No, no, no, no. Your other left!

More. More. Perfect!

Ah, well, it's the intruders again.

[ Growls ] You're right!

[ Grinds ]

Nedward, could you just?

Yes, Bumblia, baby.

Now, Nedward, sit. Good bear.

If you wanna continue being my little honey bear...

And I do.

...then I need you to obey my every command.

Okay. Much better.

Oh, you're hypnotizing him.

Oh, it all makes sense now.

Look out! Here comes more bees!

[ Buzzing ]

Not large. Bees.

Oh, hey several bees. Oh!

[ Crash! ]

I'm going to harm several bees!

Announcer: Boulder Magisword!

♪♪

Parrot Scissors Magisword!

[ Chomp! ]

Foam Finger Magisword!

[ Snip! ]

♪♪

Oh, hey, Frostferatu. Did I miss any--

Oh!

[ Beep, beep ]

[ Phone disconnect sound ]

Yes, well, between the hypnotized

1,000-pound bear and the several of undead bees,

I think we can rule out the direct approach.

Shame, I've always wanted to direct.

Guess we'll actually have to think on this one.

Hmmmmm.

Ding!

I've got it!

Hey, Frost! Gah!

Does your castle have a basement?

Announcer: Soon!

Since charging through didn't work...

Cat Burgle Magisword!

...I'm going to burgle like a cat.

[ Cat yowls ]

Success! Guh!

[ Panting ]

Why is it even hotter in here?

They've turned my casket collection

into a disgusting maggot nursery?

Gah-gah! Course she did!

She's a super-villainous mastermind!

Cute.

Hmm, these may lead upstairs.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

As your dark employer,

I demand you destroy these foul beasts.

Aw, come on, Frosty. They're adorable!

Ah! They're in my hair!

[ Laughing ]

They're cute, though.

I am peevish!

Get out of my queen's castle or I'll...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We know.

We've been around this block, a few times.

Prohyas/Vambre: Neeeeeh.

[ Zip, screech! ]

[ Zip, boom! ]

Hmm.

Hmm.

Both: Hmm...

Ah!

[ Creaks, crash! ]

Have we been beaten by the superest villain we've faced?

If my patented direct approach didn't work

and your brilliant stealth plan didn't work,

what more could we possibly do?

Those are the only two tactics they make!

What more could we even do?

[ Sobbing ] I'm so sorry, my darling!

I've failed you!

I guess I'll have to move back in with mother

for a little while.

That's it! You're the element we're missing.

Uh, wha?

You're the key to defeating Bumblia!

Me? Why?

Because our plans were perfect.

In fact, they've never failed us.

Our only mistake was not doing both plans at once!

That's where you come in.

You can sneak up behind Bumblia.

And we'll clobber the bees!

But what about the bear?

Ah-choo! Ugh.

Hey, keep filing.

Ah, very good, little bear.

This place is really coming together.

Soon, we'll be in prime position

to begin our assault on Rhyboflaven,

and then we'll conquer the rest of the world!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Announcer: Extendo Flick Magisword!

[ Boing! ]

Don't touch Neddy there!

Announcer: Cardboard Replica Magisword!

Proyhas/Vambre: Hire Warriors for Hire! [ Laughs ]

Hire Warriors for Hire! [ Laughs ]

I don't like that noise!

What in the world is going on over there?

I don't like their stink noises!

Calm down, Nedward. This nuisance is nothing

the little zombee drones can't handle.

What's wrong, big boy? Bee got your tongue?

[ Chuckles ] Maybe it does. What of it?

[ Yells ]

Neddy, you doopy bear,

it's an obvious tra--

Oh, now I've been trapped by an obvious trap!

Stop it with your stink noises!

Not so tough without your meat shield, are you?

[ Zoom! ]

Oh, please, my drones were more than a match

for you last time.

Hmm. What are you hmm-ing at?

[ Imitating trombone ]

Hey, Vambre, check it out. I'm on a trom-throne.

[ Imitating trombone ]

Grr, how dare you sit on my trom-throne!

[ Warbles ]

Ooh, it's pretty!

Be careful with that!

Testing, testing.

W-what are you gonna do?

♪ Piggie Pie Jones, Piggie Pie Jones ♪

♪ Cute right down to his Piggie Pie bones ♪

Stop it!

♪ Piggie Pie Jones, Piggie Pie Jones ♪

♪ Cute right down to his Piggie Pie bones ♪

[ Shatters ]

Ah! The zombees have no direction now!

They'll rip this place apart!

What have you two done?

They're going to destroy my whole castle!

[ Sobbing ] Ready, Vambre?

Ready, Prohyas.

Announcer: Sleeping Dragon Magisword!

Perfume Magisword!

Both: Super Teamwork Combo -- Beddy-bye Bee Bomb!

♪♪

You might want to hold your breath, Frosty.

What?

[ Buzzing stops ]

No! [ Coughs ]

I refuse to lose.

You will all be ruled by the great Bumbl--

Ooh! Ugh.

A job well-done.

She wasn't so tough for a supervillain.

This may shock you, but I'm hungry.

What about cleaning up these zombees?

Yes, Master. I love to clean. Clean. Must clean for Master.

Oh, clean, clean, clean. Ready to clean.

Yes, sparkly.

Yeah, no. Sorry, wasn't part of the mission.

Feel free to mail us your payment.

[ Sighs ]

[ Knocking on door ]

Uh, hi there. Don't mind me,

just here to lick your walls.

Mm, good.

Signs of life.

Oh, there you are, O'Mally! Where you been?

[ Sighs ]

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