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♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect or find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: At the Rhyboflaven Playhouse! Flonk!

[ Crowd cheering ]

I'm not afraid to be up here.

What do I look like, some kind of...

chicken on the stage? [ Crowd cheering ]

♪ Chicken on the stage, smack a chicken on the stage ♪

♪ Chicken on the stage, smack a chicken on the stage ♪

[ Laughs ] I was there when he came up with that bit.

-It was funnier then, though. -Give it up

for my special guests tonight, Vambre and Prohyas Warrior!

-Oh, my. -Eh, clapping.

Thanks to master impressionist Whiney the Cat

for opening for me.

Good night, theater nerds.

[ Feedback whines ] Announcer: Soon!

Flonk's come a long way from being a nuisance.

Now, that his comedy dream's come true,

I'm sure his rough and tumble days are behind him.

[ Both grunt ]

Oh. Thank you so much, guys.

You're the bestest pal a guy could ever ask for.

[ Both groaning ]

Oh. Pardon-ay.

Tisn't a problem.

So, anyway, I have a job for you adventure dorks.

I have a debt I need to pay to my dear older brother, Helmut.

That sounds easy enou--

-Helmut is your older brother? -Helmut is your older brother?

Announcer: Sad Violin Magisword!

Left to fend for ourselves,

my big brother Helmut single-handedly raised me

with his same values and morals.

This explains so much.

While I honed my comedy,

he went out and worked to support me and my career.

And now I wish to repay his kindness.

[ Sobs ] Wow.

[ Blows nose loudly ]

[ Explosion ]

And life only got worse

when Witch Way turned Helmut into a frog.

Announcer: Flashback! Dorks!

Ribbit. Announcer: End of flashback!

So I want to hire you

to convince Witch Way to turn Helmut human again.

We're getting paid...

To hassle Witch Way?

[ Both chuckling ]

[ Both laughing ]

[ Both cackling ]

So, is that a "yes"?

'Cause I got a 9:30 set to do and --

Announcer: Yikes!

Morbidia: ♪ Got a mission that does trouble you ♪

Gateaux: ♪ Trouble you ♪ ♪ We'll solve it on the W ♪

♪ W ♪ ♪ Add an "itch" and an "ay" ♪

♪ And what does it say? ♪

♪ Put it all together, it's Witch Way ♪

[ Crowd cheering ]

Gateaux and I were born to solve your problems

with our dark magic.

-Born. -Born!

So which of you will be the first to ask for us?

I have an ask. Why is everything in your bweezness model

a low-rent rip-off of us?

I haven't the faintest idea of what you're talking about.

-Yay. -Regardless, we humbly request

on behalf of our client that you reverse the frog spell

you cast on Helmut.

Pfft. That never happened.

Announcer: Flashback! Dorks!

I said that never happened!

Turning humans into animals and back is easy-peasy.

-Ye-e-e-s? -Ye-e-e-s?

But since it's you asking,

forget it!

[ Blam! Boom! ]

-We asked nicely. -Time to ask the Magisword way.

Announcer: Fuzzy Wuzzy Magisword!

Normcore Magisword!

Mop Magisword!

Does anyone real have a question?

Vambre: Meow, meow, I do, meow.

I want to see you turn humans into animals

and back again, meow.

We've never actually seen them do that.

How do we know they can?

Like, pfft, whatever.

Uh, yeah, we've never seen them do that.

You're right, meow, meow.

Are you on the level or what, meow?

That was obviously the Warriors just now.

-Obviously. -As a totally evil person,

I think that those evil people

are lying about being able to do that stuff.

Uh, that does make sense.

He makes a valid point. No, yeah.

Stop listening to them and their dumb swords!

-Them. -The aristocracy believes

they are charlatans.

Yeah, I'm with the royal lady.

We want proof!

[ All grumbling indistinctly ]

Transmogrification is the easiest spell in the book.

Book.

I ain't gonna believe none of what you say

until you prove that you can turn humans into animals

-and back-a-dook-a-doo. -Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Just who are you dressed up as here?

You know, that guy wearing a big paper bag,

with cheese on his head and a beard of bees? Yeah.

-Mom's friend. -Baggy McCheesebees!

Baggy McCheesebees.

-Whoa! -Ye.

[ Chuckles ] Come on, Gateaux.

Don't be such a grump.

I am not repeating for you.

So, you all want to see me

turn humans into animals, do you?!

[ All cheering ] Yeah! We do!

Since you're asking us, yeah!

Pixicus, dixicus rodentia!

[ Crowd cheering ]

And now that we've demonstrated our skill,

who would like to hire Witch Way?

-Whoa! -I'm completely done

with humanity for the day.

-Aw. -Oh. Well, okay, I guess...

[ All grumble indistinctly ]

-Whoo! -Whoo!

-That went exactly as planned. -Word!

We'll bother her as squeak-squeaks...

Until she agrees to turn Helmut back into a human-human.

"But who will lead the mission to save Piggie Pie Jones?"

asked Veronica Victorious...

who is also a ninja. [ Keys clacking ]

Natasha: Eebee, eebee, eebee, eebee.

After some me-gazing, I feel so much better!

Announcer: Sleeping Dragon Magisword!

Gah! My leg is asleep.

Announcer: Tomato Magisword! [ Squealing ]

[ Grunting ]

Announcer: Magnet Magisword!

Come here, you -- D'ah!

[ Babbles, growls ]

Announcer: Giant Egg Magisword!

[ Chomps ]

Announcer: Choo-Choo Magisword!

[ Train whistle blows ]

♪♪

[ Screaming ]

[ Groans ]

[ Train whistle blows ]

[ Groans ]

Huh?

-Hup. -Get them.

[ Gasps ]

I get to fight Broccoli Punch?

[ Both grunting ]

Announcer: Mop Magisword!

Oof. Ohh, ohh.

♪♪

Announcer: Bling Bling Magisword!

-Oh. -My collectibles! That does it.

Announcer: Legendary Hyperspace Magisword!

These little thieves are gonna --

Aah!

Hmm?

Announcer: Mousetrap Magisword!

Aah!

[ Screaming ]

[ Growls ]

Announcer: Cheese Magisword!

Look, we will gladly leave you alone

if you'll kindly turn Helmut back into a --

No!

Announcer: Mousetrap Magisword!

I could've conjured those up myself,

but I'm a big fan of dramatic irony.

Yawn.

You Warriors have taken a toll on me.

I desperately need my beauty sleep.

[ Snoring ]

Ohh, that wasn't part of the plan.

-Uh, was it? -No, it was not.

Ohh.

We need a Warrior huddle right now, ya wee mouse.

How do we escape this cage without Magiswords?

Well, what other skills do we have between us?

You could try being really graceful

or impatient at the cage.

There's no need for flattering insults.

If we don't get out of here, Morbidia's going to accomplish

the worst thing imaginable -- winning!

No!

Uh, eebee? Eebee-eebee.

-What's this, then? -Uh, eebee,

-eebee-eebee? -D'aww, I summoned

a little squeak-squeak with my whiny noise.

Well, don't stop.

Ohh.

I'm smellin' what you're stinkin'.

-Ew. -Ahem.

[ Whining ]

Don't sweat it, buster.

I knows the Whine of Trouble when I hears it.

♪♪

"Broccoli Punch put a hand on Xateaug's shoulder

and said, 'Maybe it's time for my secret weapon --

Broccoli kicks.'"

-Whoo! -Whoo!

♪♪

Eee...

Meow! Meow.

Meow-meow-meow-meow. Meow. [ Chuckles ]

Meow. [ Chuckles ]

Hiss. Meow!

Owie! Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Gateaux!

♪♪

Gateaux, cease the cat instincts!

Meow!

Huh? Ooh.

[ Grunts ]

[ Babbles ] Huh?

[ Both laughing ]

Hup! Whoa. Whoa!

-Magiswords get! -Magiswords get!

Announcer: Mop Magisword!

Meow. Meow. Meow.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Oof. Meow.

[ Meowing ]

Announcer: Dolphin Magisword! Aah!

A smidge of water!

♪♪

Announcer: Beehive Magisword!

Gateaux: Mm.

[ Low rumbling ]

[ Grunting ]

♪♪

[ Panting ]

Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow.

Oof.

♪♪

Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow. Announcer:

One Big Hole Magisword!

Oof!

♪♪

Oof!

♪♪

-Gateaux! -[ Whimpers ]

Don't move.

Might I remind you, dear Morbidia, that all of this ends

if you simply change Helmut back to a human.

Fine! I shall re-human-ify whoever.

Just get out of what's left of my house!

Announcer: Soon, at the Printed Page bookshop!

Hey, bro. I got the pasty witch lady

who frogged you up to frog you back down.

We'll be a people family again.

♪ Book, book, book, book, book, book, book ♪

Oh, for come-on's sake!

What's the matter, bro?

Why'd you dodge the man rays?

Don't you want to be a people again?

No, you dork. [ Blows raspberry ]

-[ Laughs ] -It's so easy being green.

I get to gross people out without even trying.

And I can finally eat flies without being judged.

Ribbit.

Maybe you should've asked me what I want.

Wow. I'm sorry, bro.

But I'm so relieved you're happy.

-Bro hug! -Bleh.

Sibling bonding just tugs at the old heartstrings, don't it, sis?

Indeed, brother. A happy ending for everyone.

Book! ♪ Book, book, book ♪

♪ Book, book, book, book, book ♪

Book.

♪♪

[ Upbeat music plays ]

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