Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect or find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

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♪♪

♪♪

[ Snoring ]

Like...

totally.

♪♪

Mm! Mi hermosa!

Prohyas: Phil! My dude! Funny meeting you here.

Got a little jingle-jangle from Reginald...

[Chuckling] which woke me up, actually,

and lo and behold, your name came up!

So, now you can give up, go to jail or whatever,

and I can go home and catch some snores.

Eh? Huh?

[ Phil laughing ]

What was that?

Ha-ha! Phil is too awesome for your hurt ray!

Halt, thief!

♪♪

Curses. Gummed again.

How did you know Phil's plan?

When Prohyas zaps ya with the Legendary Knowledge Magisword...

It takes all the knowledge in your brain meats

and puts 'em in my brain meats.

Hey, my peeps.

Oh, I was just looking for this.

[ Chomps ]

Mmm. Dark chocolate.

Off to the thief thicket with you.

You can just call it jail.

I was feeling sassy!

Curse those accursed warriors.

I, Phil, would have gotten away scot-free

if not for that darn-hecking Legendary Knowledge Magisword!

That is it. I shall pilfer that Legendary Knowledge Magisword

to get my sweet revenge.

But first...

♪♪

Announcer: The next morning!

At the Ryboflavin Petting Zoo!

Aww. Her name's Ginger Ale.

[ Spits ]

What does it mean to llama, I ponder?

I'm-a find out with this.

Yay!

Uh -- So that's how it feels

to hate all things equally.

Pardon me while I go rediscover my humanity.

[ Spits ]

Phil has no love for this ale of the gingers.

Now we'll know all of your goaty maneuvers.

[ Laughs ]

[ Thud ] Oof. Except for that --

uh -- except for that maneuver.

Goat!

[ Thud ] Ow!

It's Age Cow!

Baby, you know I can already talk.

I know that.

Now I'll know your age, too.

But I promise I'll never tell.

-Wink. -Thanks, baby doll.

Moo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[ Growls ]

Phil: Curses to this violent livestock.

Hmm? Guess the cow's age?

Irresistible, I know.

Phil loves a good challenge.

Uh...52?

[ Growls ]

No! My stealth rectangle!

[ Grunts ]

Prohyas: Look at that well-coifed snake.

A snake? A snake?!

Phil must re-hide.

♪♪

That kind of lash work takes years to perfect.

And I'd be able to learn about it

if I hadn't already used all three of my zaps. Guh.

Wait, did I? Di--

Mm, did I use all three times or two?

Moo-hoo-hoo, definitely three.

-Sure it was three? -Mm-hmm.

'Cause -- 'Cause -- 'Cause I feel like it was two.

♪ Three ♪

Mm.

[ Hisses ]

Phil: [ Muffled ] Phil shall have his revenge!

Announcer: The next day in the Dinosaur Kingdom!

"Find an egg," Prohyas said.

"It's your turn to make breakfast," Prohyas said.

Prohyas doesn't have to talk to people in the morning,

like these plebasaurs.

[ All mumbling indistinctly ]

♪♪

Revenge.

Fairest of mornings, my reptilian colleagues.

[ All mumbling indistinctly ]

♪♪

So if you could just fork over the eggs,

we could all get on with our lives.

Where are you going?

Stop getting on with your lives!

Phil: Huh? Oh, no.

[ Splat! ]

Vambre: Hmm. The eggs must be that way.

Hey, youseses.

Rexxtopher, I really don't have the time.

Oh, but there's plenty of time to steal a dinosaurs' eggs,

right?.

Everybody wants something.

Let's find out what Rexxtopher wants.

Meat pies. Sure, why not?

Announcer: Rump Roast Magisword!

Flour Power Magisword!

Tomato Magisword!

Dairy Product Magisword!

Oh, a box of broccoli --

that stuff that everybody but me likes.

Phil: I'm not healthy.

My unwilling flesh!

Announcer: Radiator Magisword!

♪♪

Chomp. Chew-da-chew-da-chew.

"Mmm. That's good pie."

This is unacceptable. Phil needs to get

that Legendary Knowledge Magisword and exact his...

revenge.

Ticky, ticky, ticky, ticky.

[ Laughing ]

Ptooey.

Plop.

Announcer: The next day!

Warriors. So they think they can make a fool of Phil.

Well, let us see how they like it

when Phil invades their privacy.

[ Laughing ]

Oh, Prohyas!

We just got offered a gig!

Tell me more!

Yes, tell Phil more, as well.

Mm, yes.

Why are they moving like that?

[ Cellphone rings ] Mysterious Hooded Woman:

How are you, gentlemen?

I need you both to grab me the Thing of Having,

from the Temple of Nondescript, in the Barren Faceland.

It's being protected by a giant, silent guardian.

He's so cute and full of mystery. Ooh!

M'kay. So, he'll only give up the thing

if and only if you say the secret password.

Also, no one knows the password.

Blegh. Help me get the Thing, and this dirty money is yours.

Mysterious Hooded Woman out.

Intriguing, no?

It is linguini.

And I know how to figure out the password.

With our good friend, Legendary Knowledge Magisword!

Ooh!

Hahh.

Yeah, I sees it like this.

We'll just go in and zap that guardian, all zappy like,

and once we've got his secret password, we'll grab the thing

and get paid no prob, Bob, slob. What do ya think?

So, wait, why am I a gross, little centaur?

Yeah! I -- I'm sorry, what?

Were you going to turn me into a gross, little centaur?

Uh, uh, mm.

Do we have a Gross Little Centaur Magisword?

Uh -- Look.

Oh, oh! Are you riding on my back

as a gross little centaur to the temple?

Stop being all interested in gross little centaur, you!

-What do you think of my plan? -Hmm.

Is best plan.

♪♪

Let's go get that thing for that lady.

Yes, let us go get that thing, for that lady -- together.

[ Laughs ]

Oof. [ Laughs ]

Announcer: Soon in the Barren Faceland!

[ Phil laughing ]

[ Laughing ] Revenge!

♪♪

Look at the size of that cyclops! So big!

It would crush us if it fell over.

I mean, you're not wrong.

Well, time to learn what this thing knows.

Ah, revenge.

-And hup. -Yoink.

How come I don't know any new things?

Aah! Wh-- Bu-- Whe--Where's the --

[ Phil laughing ]

-[ Gasps ] -[ Cackles ]

-I am laughing. -Phil, why, you --

-Wait, why are you here? -[ Laughs ]

Silence! Phil has had his fill of you Warriors.

What are you even talking about?

We haven't seen you in two days.

It is time for revenge!

Although, if I get both the Legendary Knowledge Magisword

and the Thing of Having -- double revenge!

It shall be a double kicking of your butt

if you don't return our Magisword.

Yeah! And it'll be a double butt --

Oh, you already said the thing.

Announcer: Cat Tongue Magisword!

[ Laughing ]

Nothing can take away my joy.

Oh! Hey, I need that for things!

[ Chuckles ] Nope, gotta get that password.

♪♪

[ Chuckles ] Hey, Vambre, did ya see how I got the sword back

-and stuff? -Prohyas, pay attention!

You pay atte-- Aah!

Yeah, dingus. Pay attention.

[ Laughs ] Revenge. Ah!

Announcer: Balloon Animal Magisword!

Doot-da-doot-doot-doot, doot-doot-doot.

[ Groans ] Ohh, my little song.

Thanks, sis.

Announcer: Bear Claw Magisword!

I know it's dreadfully in character, but I'm hungry.

[ Grunts ] Curses. A sticky situation.

You know, because I'm stuck to the -- to the pile of doughnuts.

Announcer: Vladcuum the Inhaler Magisword!

[ Inhaling deeply ]

No! I work hard to steal that!

♪♪

Prohyas: Oh, man, it's really close to us now.

No take backs. It is a rule I heard once.

[ Grunting ]

Aha! Ha-ha.

Eat this. It is food.

-Yay! -Yay!

-No. -No.

Now Phil has the thing.

Oh, no! A sticky situation.

Victory!

Are you ready? Because Phil is about to win everything!

[ Laughing ]

-Oh, no. -Oh, no.

[ Laughing ]

Wait.

Oh. Oh, dear.

Oh, this, uh -- No, no, no, you guys,

None of us should take the -- the Thing of Having

from the guardian.

You don't care about "double revenge"?

No, no, no, no. Revenge is petty and foolish

in the grand scheme of things.

No, it no longer matters to Phil.

H-Here. H-H-Have this back.

I do not need it.

Well, heh, all right.

Huh. Wonder what he saw.

-Oh. Oh, no. -Oh. Oh, no.

This poor super-tall guy has seen some stuff.

Game over, man. Game over!

Get ahold of yourself!

But if we take the Thing of Having...

Then the guardian will...

[ Thunder crashes ]

Bad things is gonna happen to the guardian!

Maybe instead of pain, you might enjoy a little music?

♪ Don't feel bad, you old so-and-so ♪

You know what will perk you right up?

Announcer: Giant Bowl of Soup Magisword!

Minestrone, ya wee hen!

I'm sorry, why did you bring that sword?

That foot looks like it has been here a long time.

Phil gives you a massage!

Yay.

I love you, warriors.

I love you, Phil.

Even when Phil loses, he wins.

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[ Upbeat music plays ]

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