Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Reginald: At the R-R-R-R-Rhyboflaven Kingdom,

we hold the annual Broccoli Ball,

a glamorous event full of the land's r-r-royalty

and celebrity,

an event only available to the most honorable of society.

[ Sniffs ] Perfect.

[ Giggling ]

Oh, I am positively brimming with excitement

to attend the royal ball.

All thanks to Princess Zange,

we're gonna party hard, and no one can stop us.

And what's more, I haven't eaten all day

so I could save room for that good, good...

Announcer: Royal food!

[ Giggling ] Valet: Ahem.

Sorry to stop you, sir and madam,

but may I take your vehicles?

-No, no, no, no, no! -Please no!

But I insist.

Whoa, whoa! Chill out, pal.

Hands off the equipment.

I said I insist.

[ Growling ]

[ All shouting indistinctly ]

'Tis an honor to have you, sir.

[ Shouting continues ]

[ Panting ]

You can keep 'em.

Ahem! [ Laughing nervously ]

-Hey, Reg. -How have you been?

Oh, you know, just spending every waking hour

trying to make the perfect party happen.

Howdy, Warriorinos!

I am, like, so happy you're here.

Yes, well.

Anyway, welcome to my royal shindig.

Both: Whoa!

Come on in and make yourselves at home.

Now, now, dear princess,

the important guests need to see you.

We shan't keep them waiting.

See ya goobs later.

[ Groans ] See here, Warriors.

Zange insisted on inviting you two

to this important soiree against my better judgement.

Don't ruin this party for me -- uh, her --

or else.

[ Gulp! ] Understood?

Excellent. Did you hear that,

Vambre?

Oh, I did, Prohyas.

It's our duty to make sure this fancy-pants party goes well.

Zange's counting on us.

Indeed, dear brother, but fear not.

"Fancy" is our middle name.

It'll be a piece of... Cake, madam?

Ahhhhhh. No, thank you.

Very well, then.

[ Gasping ]

♪♪

[ Twinkle! ]

[ Gulp! ]

Follow my lead.

♪♪

[ Whispers indistinctly ]

And he said no.

I said, "Excellent service."

[ Laughter ]

It's a word play. Quite the joke, there,

my lord.

Really tickles the r-r-r-r-r-r-r-ribs.

[ Giggles ]

What are you doing?

I was just complimenting that gentleman's

r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-robust sense of humor!

Zange: Reginald, is there a window open?

It's really humid in here!

Well, don't! Coming, Princess Zange.

[ Humming ]

♪♪

Stop right there.

You know better than to eat on the job.

Your uniform isn't even right.

The food is for the guests.

Stop! You can eat when you're done.

And what are you doing?

Cateriiiiiing?

Hey, Prohyas, what's goooo....

Okay, I guess I'm going this way.

Oh, waiter.

Ooh, they all look so good.

What's that one?

I think it's cheese?

[ Chomp! ]

[ Mouth full ] Yeah. Good news.

It's cheese.

Are they all cheese? I'm dreadfully allergic.

Oh, well, let me check.

[ Chomp! ] That's, uh, melon.

[ Chomp! ] Uh, grapes.

[ Chomp! ] Uhh, bubblegum. Weird.

Ho! Guess I narrowed it down for you.

Man: Hey, waiter!

There is nothing un-lady-like about gargling.

Woman: What about Veronica Victorious?

Did you say Veronica Victorious?

Announcer: High Tea Magisword!

Yes, her latest book was pretty lame.

The woman lost her touch decades ago.

[ Slurp! ]

Well, I thought it was her best work yet.

Women: Ahem! [ Tink, tink! ]

[ Tink, tink! ]

[ Wiggle, wiggle! ]

[ Wiggle! ]

We're honored to have you and your guest,

Horse King, King of the Horses.

The pleasure is all mi-i-i-i-ine.

[ Neighs ]

[ Explosion ]

Who is r-r-r-r-responsible for this?!

I demand to have a word! Several, in fact!

[ Slurp! ] Mission complete.

[ Explosion ]

[ All arguing indistinctly ]

[ Blows raspberry ]

[ Clank! ]

[ Chomp! ]

[ Sniffs ]

Yow! Watch where you stick that thing!

[ Splat! ]

I, the great Omnibus, am ready to party.

Make way, everyone!

[ Strangled gasp ]

♪ Ahhhhh-ahhhhh ♪

[ Smack! ] Ugh!

[ Chomping ]

Ah, Queen Porcina is ready to dance!

May I have this dance, ma'am?

Sure thing, short stuff.

Ahhhhh-ahhhh-ahhh! [ Laughs ]

You royal girls really know how to dance.

Ahh-ha-ha! Yeah!

Ugh.

Well, you were certainly hungry.

Collect the empty plates around the hall

and bring them to the kitchen!

How could they be so utterly wrong about Agatha's work?

She is a master of the written word.

How can they not see that Percy is a foil for Veronica?

He is her equal, yet opposite.

All I am saying is that they barely -- [ Chomp! ] --

[ Mouth full ] scratched the surface

of her genius.

Your plate, ma'am.

Oh! Hey, Vams. How are you doing so far?

[ Normal voice ] I've been successfully

engaging the guests

in r-r-r-r-iveting conversation.

How about you? I've been keeping

the catering running

like a well-oiled mo-chine.

[ Laughs ]

[ Explosion ]

Whatever you two have been doing,

please just stop

and allow the event to conclude

without your meddling!

I'll have you know I have been entertaining the guests

with my suitably regal presence.

Announcer: Proud Peacock Magisword!

[ Thud! Thud! ]

[ Thud! Thud! ]

[ Splat! ]

Aah! Stay right there.

[ Mumbles indistinctly ]

And don't do anything! [ Mumbles ]

Did you hear that, Vambre?

We're so off the mark with our helping

that we need to stop

and then start different things to help.

Right. Follow my lead!

♪ Ohhh, everybody's having a ball at the ball ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Everybody's dressed to the nines at the ball ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ There's shiny rings and pricey things ♪

♪ Ruffled shirts and tasty wings ♪

♪ Everybody's j-j-just standing around at the ball ♪

♪ All right! ♪

♪ Everybody's just not picking up ♪

♪ What I'm throwing down at the... ♪

Hmm. Eh.

♪ Nope! ♪

[ Screech! ]

[ Sniffs ]

Everyone, r-r-resume your business.

[ Whap! ]

If you two do one more thing to ruin this party,

I will ban you from the castle for life!

Ahem.

Prohyas: Uhh, ladies and gentlemen,

boys and girls,

please direct your eye-tension to the center banister

as Vambre Warrior reveals our latest Magisword!

Announcer: Magic Trick Magisword!

Crowd: Ahhhhh!

What are you doing?!

It looks like we have our first volunteer.

Huh?

♪♪

Uhh, let's give him a round of applause.

[ Laughs ]

♪♪

Announcer: Chainsaw Magisword!

Crowd: Oooooh.

[ Chainsaw buzzing ]

[ Screams ]

[ Cheering ]

Man: Yahoo!

-Boo! -Eh, boo.

Boo! Boo!

That's not real magic!

Real.

Uh, I mean fake.

Witch Way? When did you get here?

What are you talking about?

We've been here the whole time!

Eh, time.

[ Chomping ] Ugh.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[ Chomp! ]

[ Mouth full ] Blah, blah, blah.

[ Screech! ]

And now we'll show you some real magic.

Do it, Gateaux.

Uhh, pick a card.

No, you dolt. Like this.

[ Crash! ]

♪♪

Uhh, I'm just gonna stand over here.

♪♪

Who do you think will win?

My bet is on the cat guy.

Did somebody say bets?

Draw!

Stop right there.

Bread? Gateaux!

Sorry. Didn't eat all day --

you know, royal food and all that.

Announcer: Magic Trick Magisword!

♪♪

Both: What?!

And now, the Human Magisword Bag --

Prohyas!

Announcer: Clapping Magisword!

Please clap.

Oh, no, you don't! Don't.

Raaaaah!

♪♪

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Zap! Zap! ]

[ Zap! ]

[ Zap! ] Eep!

[ Thud! ]

Hey, Vambre, know what my favorite magic trick is?

All of 'em!

♪♪

-Aah! Aah! -Let me outta here!

[ Screaming ]

Ah, I love entertaining the masses by trashing bozos.

What -- what have you two done?!

The ball is r-r-r-uined!

That was just as hilarious

as i thought it would be, you guys.

I knew it'd be the funniest thing in the world

if I invited both you guys and Witch Way.

I hate doing a stuffy old party every year.

It's about time we spiced things up.

But Princess! What about the wanton destruction?

What about the other guests?!

Oh, I knew they'd trash the place.

I was planning on having this cruddy old

ballroom redone anyway.

And the guests loved it.

[ Cheering ]

Thanks, my dudes.

You really made this shindig fun.

Now let's get this party started!

All right! Smash party!

[ Shouting, crashing ]

[ Fordor laughs ]

[ Reginald wails ]

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