Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

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At Warriors for Hire headquarters, frog!

[ Sighs ] Extremely bored.

Ya-awn!

Hey, it's Phibby Croax!

Why, our old action-addicted classmate

from Adventure Academy?

Yes, Vambre, that is how we know him!

Although, I recall him being more happy,

and y'know, go-lucky.

Nothing is extreme enough anymore!

Once you've bunga'd as many cowahs as I have,

you've seen it all.

Nothing's extreme enough!! Ehh...

Ehh...

I'm sorry to hear that, love,

but if it's a seismic skirmish you seek,

you should have come to us sooner.

We've just come back from one!

Yeah, duder!

Why don't you join us next time someone calls

Warriors for Hire?

Warriors? For Hire?

That's it, dudes!

I'm gonna hire you "warriors"

to show me an extreme time!

Right nooow!

I know exactly where to take our froggy bud!

Young, naive Prohyas.

My extra year on this world

has yielded a better grasp of what Phibby here craves.

My idea is betterer.

I will have you know that I know things.

See here! You...

Wait a tick!

Let us simply flip a Jemm to see who goes first.

Call how it'll land.

Vertically!

[ Sighs ] Why do I always call vertically?

'Tis settled!

Phibby, we shall attend to your need for extreme

as soon as you're ready!

Radical!

I already feel the numbness of my bogus vibes fading.

No no no, please! Put it down!

Bodacious! Gnarly! Macrame!

There's word that the hydra portal is the trickiest,

trap-iest dungeon in all the Barren Faceland.

I'll get things rolling,

but do join in whenever your fancy is stricken.

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[ Roaring ]

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Announcer: Brick Magisword!

Fresh Squeeze Magisword!

Sour power!

I still wish we were doing my idea,

but my sis is so cool!

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Plunger Magisword!

Kite Magisword!

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[ Giggling ] Look at -- Oh, so cool!

Oh, my gosh!

Spiderweb Magisword!

[ Spiders chittering ]

[ Hydra roaring ]

Pbht! [ Thud! ]

Boulder Magisword!

[ Giggling ] Oh my --

[ Laughs ]

Hook Magisword!

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Slingshot Magisword!

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What's the matter, deary?

Too intense to find an opportunity to hop in?

Yaaaawn!

Is that all you got?

What?

I mean, moving, doing flips and junk

while you're moving puzzle pieces around,

it doesn't make it less, uh...

puzzle thinky.

That's not extreme!

You want extreme?

Yes. Announcer: Chainsaw Magisword!

Big Bad Boot Magisword!

I'll show you extreme!

Rah! [ Chainsaw revving ]

[ Grunting ]

Oof! Nope, cannot brute-force this dungeon.

Oh, young, naive Vambre.

I'm older than you.

Come on, my man.

I'll show you where the action is.

Och!

Phibby Croax: The Dinosaur Kingdom!

Vicious predators at every turn?

Not every turn.

[ Laughing ]

Take that, beast!

Taste battle triangle!

Why isn't he tasting it?

This Way Magisword!

Leggo that Steggo.

Not all Dinosaureseses are carnivorous.

Hang tight while I scrounge up a real beastie.

Announcer: Rump Roast Magisword!

Now, I know waiting isn't that extreme,

but patience will be rewarded.

[ Om, nom, nom! ]

Reward's here!

Announcer: Rodeo Magisword!

Told ya it'd be real beastie!

[ Roaring ]

Whoo! Yeah! [ Laughing ]

I'm riding it! I'm riding a dinosaur!

♪ Dino, yeah! ♪

Yaaaawn, again.

Is that all you got?

Stick a pie in your hole for pies!

Have you not noticed that I am riding a dinosaur?

I mean, the dino is doing all the work.

You're not doing anything extreme at all!

♪ Dino -- ♪

Come on.

Foam Finger Magisword!

Hold there, Phibby froggy ducky!

Please, give us one more chance.

Prohyas, warrior huddle! Wee hen and so forth.

I'm not sure what options we have left.

I was already so certain my idea would work.

I still think mine would work if you gave it a chance!

Get down from there!

Phibby is a surprisingly tough customer.

Where else in Lyvsheria can we even go to satiate his appetite?

I don't think anyone's built something like that.

It'd need to be made to order for the cray-cray

he cray craves.

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Laughing evilly ]

[ Laughs ] You guys telling jokes?

I think I -- I missed the joke.

Could you start over, please?

Phibby Croax, please come back to our headquarters in...

[ Whispering ]

Three hours!

Vambre and I need our combined powers for this project!

Pfft. I think I'll eat my weight in dinosaurs till then.

Which still won't be extreme enough!

Grup: Hello.

Are the Warriors here?

No, but they left you this letter.

[ Humming ]

Big Bad Boot Magisword!

Hmm?

Okay, I'll see where this is going, I guess.

Announcer: Raincloud Magisword!

Oof!

[ Yi-yi-yi! ]

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[ Shing! ]

Hya!

Hut!

[ Gulp! ]

Well, at least there's snacks.

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Announcer: Kite Magisword, Pandachute Magisword.

Brick Magisword, Fireworks Magisword!

[ Fireworks whistling ]

Ah! Oh! Ah! Whoa!

Ah! Oh! Whoa! Huh?

Hngh, hyah!

[ Groaning ]

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Huh?

Yah! Aah!

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

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Announcer: Ninjappearance Magisword!

Shooting Star Magisword!

Nyeh. Nyeh!

Wah? A ninja star?

Whoa! Hey! Wo-oh! Hmm.

Hah! Is that all you got?

Announcer: Fight Wig Magisword!

Muscley Arm Magisword!

Huh-yaaa!

Pbht!

Oh! Bleh! Oh! Bleh! Oh! Blah!

Waah!

Running to the store, Mascot!

Don't touch my witch's brew!

[ Meows ]

[ Screaming ]

Forgot my broom.

Bad kitty! [ Meows ]

I can't stay mad at you.

-Ugh! -Rawr!!

Phibby Croax: [ Screaming ]

[ Snoring ]

Ah! I can't! I can't!

I can't even.

I tried even.

I can't even. I can't! I can't!

Announcer: Robotank Magisword!

Sharkblade Magisword!

Both: Super Teamwork Combo -- Shark Tank!

[ Growling ]

Huh?

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[ Screaming ]

Ugh.

Aah!

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Toad in the hole!

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Huh?

[ Sinister laughing ] Rah.

Pfft, is that all you --

[ Sinister laughing ]

Oouah!

Announcer: Bite Beast Magisword!

Bite Beasts: Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah!

Bah! Bah! Bah!

That's a lot of teeth pointed at my person!

Aah!

Huh?

Hup!

Gotcha, mole dude!

Uh-oh!

Ah! [ Laughs ]

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Oof! Ugh.

Huh?

[ Rumbling ]

[ Boom! ]

[ Rumbling ]

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Announcer: Explosive Magiswords!

♪♪

[ Boom! ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Gargling ]

[ Clang! ]

Ugh!

[ Bong! ]

Announcer: Tree Branch Magisword!

Ugh... Perhaps we were too extreme?

Hey, Phibby?

Show me those signs of life there, buddy.

That...

That...

Speak to us, Phibby!

That... was...

awesome!

[ Crickets chirping ]

What?

That was exactly what I needed!

Here's your mad, fat Jemms, duders!

Can't wait to see what you set up for me tomorrow!

To...morrow?

[ Sinister laughing ]

Ohh! Oh?

Mmm!

[ Sinister laughing ]

Raaah!

[ Chomp! ]

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