Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: At Warriors for Hire Headquarters, gnarly!

♪ I got a whole lot of laundry in my life, in my life ♪

♪ I got a whole lot of laundry, and I've run out of socks ♪

♪ I got a whole lot of laundry in my life, in my life ♪

♪ I got a whole lot of laundry, and so little change ♪

So, what do you think?

Well, it certainly was energetic,

but I don't know that it's single material.

Aw, gee whiz. Well, I shall keep trying.

[ Knocking on door ]

[ Gasps ] A selection of the pirates from Keelhaul Cove!

Why do you guys look like little sad miserable little puppies?

Sailor Sidney is missing!

Both: Not Sailor Sidney!

Wait. Who's Sidney?

Sidney is the only non-pirate-type person

in Keelhaul Cove,

and he's our only source of joy.

[ Sobbing ]

Yar, 'twas at the Wobblin' Goblin.

Sidney was performing for us all like he usually do.

♪ Where's my little ducky man? ♪

♪ Where'd my ducky go? ♪

♪ Gosh, I am his biggest fan ♪

♪ Oh, I miss him so ♪ Yar, 'tis the song

me mother sang me.

♪ Lonely days, lonely nights ♪

♪ It's tearing up my soul ♪

♪ I can't eat, I can't sleep ♪

♪ I'm losing all [ off-key ] control ♪

[ Gasps ]

♪ Control ♪

♪ [ Shrill ] Control ♪

Yar, 'tis like the song me father sang me.

Stop singing, Sidney!

[ Gasps ] I'm a failure.

[ Crying ]

So, shouldn't we go after him?

No, none of that, none of that.

Let's give him 10 minutes.

[ Yelling ]

In a mad frenzy, we searched the Wobblin' Goblin,

but alas, no Sidney.

We searched the rest of Keelhaul Cove...

no Sidney.

We looked all over the island, no Sidney.

-That's terrible! -Yar.

That's why we want to hire you to bring back Sailor Sidney!

Is -- Is this actually your money?

[ Coughing ] Of course, yeah.

Well, about that...

Do we have ourselves a deal?

Very yes!

-Yay! -Adventure!

Looks like we got ourselves a little rescue mission,

and since we're getting out of the house,

maybe I can find that inspiration

for the song I'm trying to write.

Just as long as it doesn't get in the way of my sleuthing.

[ Chuckling ] Oh, it w-- I'm sorry.

Did you say, "sleuthing"?

Detective Vambre!

Detective Vambre.

Now, pay attention, brother. There are clues everywhere.

♪ If you say so, sis, if you say so, sis ♪

♪ If you say so, sis, if you say so, sis ♪

♪ If you say so, sis ♪ [ Chuckles ]

Your exuberance is enviable, brother,

but if would you be so kind as to stop,

I need to concentrate!

Well, you know, I just --

[ Squawk! ]

Halt!

Meh meh! Meh meh!

A-ha.

This wee bird-o resembles Sidney.

Surely it's a clue.

-Howdy! -Och!

Vambre, I think I've got it this time.

One, two, three, four. Ah!

Prohyas, you've scared off our clue.

Now we've got to start from square one.

How is that birdie a clue?

Shh, look.

♪ [ Off-key ] La-la! ♪

♪ La-la! ♪

That sounded horrible!

It's so much worse than I thought.

Prohyas: Hey, Sidney!

♪ Sidney, Sidney, Sidney, please come over here ♪

♪ We'll take you back to all the pirates ♪

♪ So please have no fear ♪

Ah, music critics!

Now why do you suppose Sailor Sidney ran from us?

You frightened him away

with your accordion playing, obviously.

Oh, oopsie.

No more "oopsies" for the rest of the investigation,

please and thank you.

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♪ La-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪

♪ La-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪

[ Sighs ]

No. That's not right either.

Focus, Prohyas.

We've got a Sidney to snatch up.

Sidney: ♪ [ Off-key ] La-la! ♪

That sounds like a clue.

♪ La-la! ♪

♪ La-la! ♪

♪ La-la! ♪

♪ La-la! ♪

I have confirmed that I still sound really bad.

Ah, birds, ah, ah!

'Tis high time for spy time!

♪ La-la-la-lu-li-lu-li- lu-li-lu-li ♪

It's those judgmental music critics.

I'm in too fragile a place for this.

[ Sproing! ]

Prohyas, your music is ruining this mission!

Cut it verily out! [ Growls ]

[ Accordion plays ]

But, Vambre, I thought you liked my smooth grooving.

That's irrelevant, Prohyas.

Irrelevant!

There is a music time and a not-music time,

and in the middle of a mission is a not-music time!

But, what about my big hit single?

Oof! Owwies.

Fine. I'll put it away.

I'm sure a hit song will hit me eventually.

That's a good lad. Now, we properly find Sidney

and return him to his pirate-y friends!

Sidney: ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

♪ [ Off-key ] La-la! ♪

It must be Sidney. ♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

♪ [ Off-key ] La-la! ♪

So, as you can hear, my voice sounds like a rotten booty butt.

Now do your worst.

Both: Sidney, no!

Don't you dare consume that sailor.

Ooh, how'd you know to say the exact thing?

[ Chuckles ] That's quite nice.

What?

Announcer: Bear Claw Magisword!

Rubber Spiky Magisword!

Rubber Stamp Magisword!

Dear Sidney, are you okay?

Why are you guys trying to ruin my singing career?!

I needed that mackerel!

Yeah. What did I do?

Sidney: I was planning on eating the melody mackerel

to gain its magical singing powers.

♪ La-la! ♪

-You're going to what now? -With hot new singing pipes,

the world was going to be my oyster,

and I wouldn't be a disappointment

to my pirate chums.

But now I'm ruined!

[ Crying ]

Ruined!

Yeah. Now I just feel awful.

Forever I shall sound like this...

♪ [ Off-key ] La-la ♪

♪ La-la ♪ Ugh. It's vile.

It is horrible.

[ Gasps ]

I'm into it!

Wait, what?

Those notes, they're exactly what I need for my hit single.

Don't you see?

I couldn't write a great song

because I didn't try hard enough.

That is absolutely not what was happening.

I didn't notice dear, dear Sidney

was my missing element all along

because I didn't try hard enough!

That is not what you should have learned from this.

Sailor Sidney, will you try hard with me?

I don't think we'll ever see our silly Sidney again.

[ Thud! ]

Huh?

Hi, friends! How you doing?

Sidney!

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♪ Try hard ♪ ♪ La-la ♪

♪ Do what you gotta do ♪

♪ Try hard ♪ ♪ La-la ♪

♪ It's all up to you ♪

♪ When the chips are down, you put them back in a stack ♪

♪ Don't forget chips with dip make an awful good snack ♪

♪ When you've reached the end of your rope ♪

♪ Tie a rope to that rope then a rope to that rope ♪

♪ So if you're gonna try ♪

♪ Try hard ♪

♪ La-la ♪

♪ Try hard ♪

♪ La-la ♪

♪ If you pay your dues a little at a time ♪

♪ Pay the lump sum and you'll probably be fine ♪

♪ When your elbow runs out of grease ♪

♪ Grab some elbow oil to make your masterpiece ♪

♪ So if you're gonna try ♪

♪ Try hard ♪ ♪ La-la ♪

♪ Do you what you got to do ♪

♪ Try hard ♪ ♪ La-la ♪

♪ It's all up to you ♪

♪ So if you're gonna try ♪

♪ If you wanna be that guy ♪

♪ Then set your sights to high! ♪

♪ Try hard ♪

♪ La-laa! ♪

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[ Coughing ]

[ Ding ]

Yay, Sailor Sidney!

Sidney, baby, we're pleased as parrots to have you back.

Yes. We are very pleased.

Payment time, Warriors. Open up for your bounty!

Both: Ah!

Oh course, you did destroy our home

with your general buffoonery.

Wait, you guys live here?

Plunderbite, do your thing.

Pleh.

That should pay for part of the damages.

Part?

Vambre: All right, Prohyas.

A few more nails, and we can be finished

with this Sailor Sidney business.

Sidney: Did someone mention my name?

Hey! I just wanted to thank you two

for helping me get my confidence back

and fixing up the Goblin for my show tonight.

Sure thing, duder. What's your opening number?

Prohyas, no!

♪ [ Off-key ] La-la! ♪

[ Rumbling ]

[ Growling ]

[ Crying ]

Get.

Isn't this where we came in?

Och. Yeah.

Yeah, och.

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