Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: At Warriors for Hire Headquarters, tagline!

Hmm. Well, it's a little cloudy, but I can let it slide.

You know, swimming in Jemms

isn't as easy as cartoon programs make it seem.

[ Doorbell ringing ]

Vambre, Prohyas, we're coming in.

Both: Gasp! Whoa!

Who's there? Bimm!

Familiar! Greetings.

You two are rolling in Jemms.

How do you do it?

-Again, say the thing. -How did you get those Jemms?

We just finished babysitting the world's richest toddler.

He's a baby, though. He has no sense of money.

Funny, because that's kind of why we're here.

We're basically flat broke.

Both: Flat broke?

But you two were doing so well a few episodes ago.

I mean, days.

As it turns out, we're good at attracting customers.

We're not so good at the job-doing part.

[ Giggling ] Ball.

We need your help. Mm-hmm.

Maybe you can let us watch you in action?

Watch us? In action?

Both: Of course we'll help you.

All we need is a mission.

Ahem.

Wait for it. Wait for it.

I am Omnibus, and I have a mission for you.

-Ah, there it is. -Hey.

Hey, there, pal. What took you so long?

I'm glad you asked.

Behold, my party hat!

Gasp! It's beautiful.

Sure. Indeed!

But it's missing one final and important detail.

In the Sheepy Jungle lives a Lanolion.

This mighty magnificent creature

possesses a tail floof so beautiful,

so rare, that I simply must have it for my hat.

That's why I need you two to fetch it for me.

Oh, I don't know. Do we have to?

I mean, we're already flush with Jemms, so...

Not to mention, it is Omnibus.

What is that supposed to mean?

But, but -- Pwease do the mission.

[ Both whimper ]

[ All whimpering ]

Okay. Okay. We'll do it.

We were already going to do it the whole time.

All: Yay!

Now, to find that Lanolion!

Welcome, students. It's all on foot from here.

[ Both laughing ]

Rule number one, always be prepared.

Oh!

Remember to stick together now.

Come on, Fam-Fam.

[ Both grunting ]

Hmm, argyle? So what now?

[ Both scream ]

Emit primal roar.

-What are you doing? -Oh, don't mind us.

We're just taking notes to review later.

Oh. That's a thing you're going to do all day.

[Chuckling] I mean, I guess that's all right.

Now we just need to -- we just need --

we --

We just need to remember rule number two --

bringing the right tool for the job.

A tool, you say?

Could you perhaps mean a Magisword?

Correct!

Announcer: Chainsaw Magisword!

Both: Ooh.

[ Chain saw running ]

[ Scribbling ]

Ahem. So I noticed you're having a good stand there.

Is there a step after that, or...

[ Chuckles ] Now I shall select a Magisword.

[ Scribbling ]

[ Scribbling ]

[ Groans ]

Announcer: Electric Razor Magisword!

And now, I will activate the Magisword's power.

Actually, can you hold off on that part?

We need to take a moment to compare notes.

A-All right, then.

Nyeh. Nyeh.

[ Sighs ]

[ Clank! ]

Nyeh. You win this round, pants.

Argument with trousers, did you get that?

I wrote, "Fights pants."

Ahem. You're just in time for the next lesson.

Rule number three for the budding adventurer

is using your intuition.

Deductive reasoning is your best friend.

Take this wall, for example. Why is it a wall?

Anything could be vital in finding the Lanolion.

Announcer: Magnifying Glass Magisword!

That is an adventurer's essence.

Oh!

Is setting the jungle alight part of an adventurer's essence?

-Well, you see -- -Hi, your brain here!

You might want to move the magnifying glass,

just putting that out there.

I shall move it when the time is right!

Who is she talking to?

The time is right to ask Prohyas for more advice.

Nyeh. Nyeh.

So what else can you show us?

Prohyas: Come on, Prohyas.

Think of something amazing, quick!

Ahem. Rule number, I don't know, four --

Announcer: Dolphin Magisword!

Adventurers must always stay cool in any situation.

It's not even hot today.

[ Laughs nervously ]

I guess we can try Vambre again.

Wait! The next thing a good adventurer needs is pathfinding.

I like knowing where paths are.

All right, everyone. Gather around.

Come here. Now, let's see.

So a compass, you know,

standard locating tool, did you bring one?

Oh, oh, oh. Oh, that's good.

No matter.

We don't need a smelly old compass

when we have the stars to guide us.

It's -- it's daytime.

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Oh, glad I wear pants.

Guys, it is official. We're lost.

Wait. What was that?

Whatever we do, we can't admit we're lost.

If they find out we aren't completely flawless at our job,

they will lose all respect for us, and furthermore...

Wow. It's incredible watching them work.

Yeah. That's a word for it.

I am not sure if I'm learning anything.

Well, they clearly have some sort of process.

I mean, sure, their choices contradict each other,

and they seem to be ignoring every pathfinding technique

taught at the Academy,

but I'm sure if we keep observing...

I found something.

It is not a lion, but it is something.

♪♪

I found several things.

Which is why we must be fearless!

Everybody run away!

Aah!

I am -- I am out of enthusiasm.

♪♪

Announcer: Oinkus Oinkus Magisword!

[ Shrieks ]

[ All growling ]

♪♪

Waaah!

♪♪

Ha! Perfect! This is the exact direction to go.

Yes. Yes, of course.

It's all part of our process. [ Laughs ]

Onward to the Lanolion!

-Oh, my goodness. -I'm beginning to doubt them.

What have we gotten ourselves into?

Hey, listen.

I think we're going to, um, hit the old dusty trail.

Both: What?!

We haven't learned anything.

Most of my notes are about

the different kinds of flop sweat

you two have been producing.

That's because we flop -- work so hard!

Yeah. I think we're going to go bug Witchy Way for advice.

Yeah. At least Gateaux is a cat.

Both: Warrior huddle, yo wee hen.

We need to shape up, or we'll loose to Witch Way!

But their notepads are constantly judging us!

We can bounce back from this.

There's only one option. -You don't mean...

Yes.

Both: Please stop scribbling on those doopy notepads.

Being under the "micro-mo-scope" to this degree

is wigging us out, guys.

Can you fellows maybe just live in the moment

and watch us do the thing?

Well, I guess we can just write them later.

Both: Collective breathing!

[ Both inhale heavily ]

[ Both exhale heavily ]

-Hmm. -Target acquired!

Wow. Look at them go.

They're like totally different people

because we stopped writing.

Announcer: Parrot Scissors Magisword!

Cat-Burgle Magisword!

[ Meows ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Roars ]

[ Both whimpering ]

Up!

[ Roaring ]

♪♪

Hey, are you guys all right?

Ball of Yarn Magisword! Wad of Gum Magisword!

Hmm?

Ah, okay.

Guys, how about now? Are you still okay?

Yeah, you good?

[ Both laughing ]

We're better than okay

because these Warriors have absolutely...

Positively...

Both: ...completed the mission!

Ooh.

Yeah, good stuff.

Announcer: Excitement!

-King me. -Ooh, you're back.

You know it, Omnibus, baby. Here you go.

Wow. He looks happy.

Well, how do I look?

As pompous as ever.

-Nice. -Why, thank you!

That's very -- Hey!

Well, that was amusing.

Yeah. We learned a lot, I think.

Feel free to tag along anytime.

We're always happy to share our expertise.

Just don't take those notes too seriously.

No problem there. I was doodling the whole time, pinhead.

[ Laughter ]

Yeah. -Oh!

I wasn't joking.

That's good stuff.

He really does look like a pin.

Aah! Aah! Aah!

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