Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: At Warriors for Hire Headquarters. Festive!

Prohyas: Gig, gig, gig. Gig, gig, gig.

[ Gasps ]

Both: Sphinxmas is finally here!

Time for the pyramid tree.

And the sarcophagi presents with pretty bows.

And let's not forget the Sphinxmas carol.

Announcer: Accordion Magisword!

♪ Oh -- ♪ [ Thud! ]

[ Thud! Thud! Thud! ]

Both: Merry Sphinxmas, neighbor!

[ Electricity buzzes ]

Look sharp, landlubbers for hire,

for it is I, Manfish the Fish Man!

[ Clears throat ] Oh, uh, that is Jeff.

He is new.

I have come seeking revenge for ze boo-boo.

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Yeah. I don't remember that at all.

Announcer: Earlier that week in the Fickle Sea!

Prohyas: Sorry!

You contemptible Warriors for Hire!

But this is the one day off we have all season!

Surely you're aware that today is Sphinxmas?

What are you lunatics blathering about?

Both: You mean you've never heard of Sphinxmas?

Well, since you asked...

Can I un-ask?

Sphinxmas is a very special,

totally-not-made-up time of year

where we take a much-deserved day off from adventuring

to adventure to the Barren Faceland,

acquire the Flying Sphinx Magisword,

and summon the majestic Spifficus the Sphinx,

who is also totally not made up!

Bah! Le humbug!

You think you can just conjure up

some ill-conceived holiday for your own childish desires?

Take this! [ Electricity buzzes ]

[ Gasps ]

Oh, right. I cannot a-breathe on land.

[ Gasping ] [ Electricity buzzing ]

Why...Jeff? Why?

[ Whimpers ]

Now, then...

Both: Let's go get our Sphinxmas present!

Announcer: Soon, in the Fickle Sea!

Stinky, lousy Warriors for Hire, air-breathing snot buckets!

I wish I had more power under my belt.

Ooh! I'd show them.

[ Mystical harp music plays ]

Salutations, bub.

I am Herman, the genie of the conch.

As your humble, all-powerful servant.

I can grant you three -- Three wishes?

I want argyle shoes and a jelly donut and --

No, no, no, no, no, neh, neh, neh. Three upgrades.

Maybe you want higher defense, uh, more health points,

or maybe you want to jump higher --

whatever the kids are into these days.

Sheesh!

[ Thud! ] Ugh! Another boo-boo!

Not quite as horrid as the boo-boo

from those ridiculous Warriors for Hire!

[ Both giggling ]

Hmm. You really hate those guys, don't you?

The worst part is they are surface dwellers!

I can hardly launch an attack before...

[ Gasping ]

...and so forth.

Well, good news, pal.

There's an upgrade for that.

Le hmm.

Announcer: Soon, in the Barren...Faceland?

[ Both giggling ]

Whee! Whee! Whee!

[ Gasps ] Cute!

Both: Oof!

Is Manfish coming to town?

I doubt it. He can't breathe on land.

Au contraire!

[ Laughs ]

[ Inhales deeply ]

Ah. It feels good to breathe the water again.

Look, Manfish, Sphinxmas comes but once a year.

Must you sap what's left of it?

Oui!

Care to hear my thrilling backstory?

Both: No.

Announcer: Radiator Magisword!

[ Bubbling ] Huh?

Mmph!

That n'est pas how geysers wooooork!

[ Ringing ]

Hello?

You still got two upgrades to go, kid!

What'll it be?

[ Growls ]

Whoo-hoo! Attacktus battle,

[Deep voice] a time-honored Sphinxmas tradition.

[ Laughs ]

[ Clank! ]

[ Normal voice ] Yay.

And we've still got plenty of time

for retrieving that Flying Sphinx Magisword!

Announcer: Big Bad Boot Magisword!

Cuckoonut Magisword!

Eh, cuckoo. Eh, cuckoo.

Do cuckoonuts usually detonate on impact?

[ Coughs dryly ]

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Huh?

Prepare to cower in ze presence

of Tank Manfish the Fish Man Tank!

Aw, come on, Manfish!

[ Egyptian music plays ] Where's your

Sphinxmas spirit?

I shall look for it as soon as I destroy you!

Solid plan. But first...

would you care to hear my thrilling backstory?

[ Inhales deeply ]

Ah-bup-bup-bup-bup!

Yes, Manfish.

We'd love to hear your thrilling backstory.

Oh. Cool.

Well, first, I was born...

Now think of a plan.

Hmm... ...before I was a man,

I was a boy,

and before I was a fish, I was a fish boy...

Hey, a plant, the cold water in that tank looks mighty tasty.

Just sayin'.

Mmm!

[ Voice breaking ] Alas, she tragically got stuck

in ze water filter.

[ Slurping ]

Le what?!

Hrmmph!

[ Muffled shouting ]

[ Snorts ]

Aaaaaaah!

[ Garbles ]

Prohyas: Here. Have a Sphinxmas present.

Go home.

Hm!

[ Muttering ]

Hey, save that aggression for later, slugger.

You still got one upgrade left.

Now think king-size!

Le hmm.

[ Ding! ] Ooh! I've got an idea --

a wonderf-le, terrib-le idea.

[ Laughs evilly ]

And...there.

[ Chuckling ]

With that accomplished,

we only have mere hours of Sphinxmas left!

We're going to need a Sphinxmas miracle to find...

Both: The Flying Sphinx Magisword!

And with not a single fish-gentleman hybrid in sight.

[ Thud! ]

King Rexxtopher? Here?

Oh! Do you and your dino-kin also celebrate Sphinxmas?

[ Bells jingling ] [ Laughing ]

Au contraire, mon amis-s-s-s-s.

[ Whistle! ]

Guess who!

Both: King Dinosaur Manfish the Fish Man Dinosaur King?

In ze scales!

Now, who wants me to finish my thrilling --

Both: Nooooo!

Can you please just be annoying tomorrow instead?

If we don't get Flying Sphinx Magisword straightaway,

it will ruin Sphinxmas!

It's the reason for the season!

And I'm sure peace and goodwill towards folks

has something to do with it -- I-I don't know.

[ Gasps ] My heart grew three sizes just now!

Surely you have imbued moi with the spirit of Sphinxmas,

ze holiday you totally didn't fabricate.

Here -- have a Sphinxmas present!

Le judgmental flick!

Merry stinking Sphinxmas!

Hon! Hon! Hon!

Announcer: Megadrill and Mechanical Bull Magi--

[ Thud! ] Oh.

Phewey!

[ Growls ]

Foreign Dinosaur Legion!

I summons ze to get your butts over here already!

[ Thunder crashes ]

Oh, sure!

King Rexxtopher's subjects are just going to come

all the way down from the Dinosaur Kingdom to --

[ Horn honks ]

Yes, well...

Tri...

...ceratops!

Brachio...

...saurus-s-s-s-s!

[ Both groan ]

P-tero...

...d-d-dactyls-s-s-s!

Duck... ...bills!

Uh, the ones with the doopy hard things on its head.

Doopy hard thing!

[ Clank! ]

Le gasp! I'm actually winning!

[ Smack! ] [ Whimpers ]

[ Smack! ] [ Whimpers ]

[ Smack! ] [ Whimpers ]

[ Smack! ] [ Whimpers ]

[ Smack! ] [ Whimpers ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughing ]

This is funny.

Uggggggh! Caw!

Uggggggh! Caw!

Hey, Vambre, Warrior huddle?

Ya wee hen!

There's no way -- Caw!

...we can take down an angry dino horde

and a power-mad fish- gentleman-tyrannosaur hybrid

and get the Flying Sphinx Magisword all in one night!

There goes Sphinxmas. Meh.

Fa-la-la-la-la to that!

Good King Useless over there can crush all our bones,

but he can never...

crush our spirits.

Don't you mean our Sphinxmas spirit?

I do mean that.

Both: ♪ Sphinxmas is a very special made-up time of year ♪

♪ Where we venture through this barren land ♪

♪ To spread our Sphinxmas cheer ♪

♪ Let's make it through this dino horde ♪

♪ And claim our just reward ♪

♪ Blah-blah-blah- blah-blah-blah ♪

♪ And have a merry Sphinxmas once we get that Magisword ♪

♪ Dodging dino darts, we wear these cheesy grins ♪

♪ And help our adversaries find the sphinxy warmth within ♪

D'oh! ♪ Pogo sticks,

the blade we'll use ♪

♪ To bounce beyond our foes ♪

♪ Trying not to get compressed by King Rexxtopher's toes ♪

Hey!

♪ Now that we have made it through this

massive dino horde ♪

♪ We shall fly on Spifficus once we claim our reward ♪

♪ We'll have a merry Sphinxmas 'cause we got that Magisword ♪

Hey!

Sphinxmas isn't even real!

I beg to differ!

[ Angelic choir sings ]

Announcer: And now, boys and girls,

it's the Spiffy the Sphinx Comedy Hour!

Razza-dazza-doop!

It's Spiffy!

He's real!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

I hope you two have been good little boys

and/or girls this year.

Oh, we have, sir!

But he hasn't!

Whaaaaaat?!

Well, uh, climb aboard, fellas.

Let's show 'em some holiday cheer, Spiffy Style!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Come on. Let's go for a spin.

Uh, I've heard of a hot foot, but this is ridiculous.

[ Both giggling ]

It's funny 'cause his foot is on fire.

Yeow!

Announcer: Sucker Fishing Pole Magisword!

Hey! A ormanent!

Dash away, dash away...

dash away, you all!

Razza-dazza-doop!

D'ah! Wishes is wasted on the fishes! Oy!

Hey! Youse twos!

You're the one who was hijacking my brain meats-s-s-s!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Cool it, buddy!

Let's cut a deal. Come on. Get over here.

[ Whispering ] Formulate a plan and conjure it. Ya hear?

Ooh!

[ Beeping ] Aaaaaah--

Prohyas and Vambre: Merry Sphinxmas!

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