Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

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Ah, Ficklepielago!

The most recent issue of Mercenaries Monthly

says this is the best place for combat training.

I hope Grup will be okay at home alone, though.

You needn't worry, Prohyas. I left Grup plenty of food

and activities to keep him comfortable.

Eee!

Oh, more sawdust.

[ Chomping ]

Nurturing doesn't seem to be your strong suit, Vambre.

I am the most nurturing!

Aah!

-Oopsie-doodle. Aah! -Aah!

-Oof. We made it! -Oof. We made it!

I can't wait to get my keester served to me

by this island's obstacles.

-It's Cattyrumpus! -It's Cattyrumpus!

Consisting of Familiar.

Vambre: And Bimm, who's having herself a floor shiver.

Um, care to explain, Familiar?

[ Sighs ] Bimm is afraid of water,

and this place...is wet.

Thankfully, I packed a contingency sword.

Announcer: Optimism Bell Magisword!

I'm free from the darkness of my mind!

What brings you two all the way out to Ficklepielago, anyway?

We understand there's a hefty treasure on this island.

We found all the switches to open the boss door,

but they're all surrounded by water obstacles.

I would be happy to help!

My personal space is too fragile for this nonsense.

Okay, ri-- See, right there, you're literally pushing him

back into my personal space.

Bimm, allow me to help you.

I am the most nurturing, after all.

Well, I suppose I could use some help overcoming my fear.

Yay!

Bimm and Vam, friends for life!

With that said, hold on just a tic.

Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.

Announcer: At the Printed Page!

Hmm. I wonder what that book tastes like.

[ Cellphone rings ] It's Vambre! Act cool, Noville.

What's cooking, Vam-burrito Grande Supremo?

-[ Whimpers ] -Noville,

I'm in desperate need of your assistance.

Are you holding someone else's hand while calling me?

Noville, as it happens, I'm terrible at nurturing,

and I could really use a book to inform me on such matters.

Oh, Vambre, I think you're the best at nurtu--

Just send me the gosh-hecking book!

Aye, Captain! [ Whistle! ]

Oh, look! A thing, over there!

Ohh, I-I like things, sometimes.

Delivery for Vambre Marie Warrior.

Thank you, Dearheart.

Please save me from this gooey prison.

Goodbye, Dearheart.

[ Muffled ] That young lady is not particularly nurturing.

"Caring & You!" Huh. A bit on the nose.

Hey, uh, Vambre? Yeah, we -- we checked for the thing.

No -- There was no thing.

Who's ready to hit those switches?

I am motivated yet scared!

Bimm: There it is, the first switch,

so very, very far away.

"Method one -- Heap praise on your subject

to show you really care."

Lovely, dear Bimm, I believe in you!

Gosh, really?

Aah! Ohh! Ohh.

Whoo-hoo! You can do it!

-Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yes! -Yeah. Whoo-hoo-hoo.

Both: Bimm, Bimm, she's our girl. If she --

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

I'm the one who's helping today. Observe.

Announcer: Talking Jester Magisword!

You, over there! March, march, march!

-Arms at your side, cadet! -Aah! Help!

Vambre, what is that thing?

Oi, Taunting Jester, can you try to be a bit more encouraging?

What? Isn't that what I'm doing?

This is the only way I talk, maggot! I mean -- Vambre!

-See what I mean? -If I don't step in,

Bimm's gonna fall. How about this one?

Announcer: Attractive Voice Magisword!

Hey, girl. The world is your oyster,

and it's a land oyster that doesn't even like water.

Ooh, dry oysters?

Land oysters ain't real!

Imagination is for babies!

Uh, babies?

Little babies are our future, girl.

Ooh, the future.

What kind of cat can't walk on a tightrope?!

Uh, uh, I don't know!

That's enough out of you.

I tried! I think I deserve some credit for trying!

Your hair is glistening, and your strength is strong, honey.

Yeah! You got this!

You know what? My hair is glistening,

and my strength is strong.

Rah, rah, and so forth.

[ Screams quietly ]

Well, Vambre, you tried.

Jester: How dare you!

Aah!

Aah!

[ Buzzer ]

At least we pressed the first switch.

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Huh? Yay.

"Engage in healthy trust exercises." Got it.

Vambre, there it is. Wow.

Familiar: You know, I bet they could've

made it deeper in there.

Prohyas: [ Giggles ] Sarcasm.

Stick with me, and we'll swat that switch in no time.

It's all about trust!

We'd be happy to show you how it's done.

We trust each other implicitly.

Have we met, strange man?

No! Vambre is helping now! [ Roars ]

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That second switch is fully pushed.

[ Burbles ]

Oh, what a great look for you. [ Chuckles ] Mm.

[ Chuckling ]

[ Both laugh ]

-I'm sorry. -At least we're making progress,

and Bimm is doing --

Wait -- and Bimm is doing great.

Uh...

Why, yes. I am Bimm,

and doing quite good.

-You know... -Nope!

Soothe yourself, Bimm.

Where am I? Why are my arms sore?

Mm, I shall return.

♪♪

"Forcing your subject to face their fear head-on."

What a groundbreaking tome.

Oh, Bimm!

Um, yes, Vambre?

Announcer: Raincloud Magisword!

Get drenched with love!

Aah!

Yes, yes!

[ Screaming ]

Oh, forgot about the, uh, lightning.

Why isn't it working?

'Cause it's worst plan.

Your face is worst plan.

Did I miss something?

"Forcing subjects to face fear head-on is a technique

that would only be used by a complete maniac

and is not at all advised."

-Och. -[ Gasps ] That book!

Have you been putting Bimm in danger because of it?

Well, it's a very good book about nurturing.

How can it be a good book if you're doing that to Bimm?

-Aah! -Just give me and the book

a little more time.

You're hurting a friend.

You just want all the nurture glory to yourself again.

Books are always correct!

[ Grunts ] That's it.

You're out of control, sis.

It's fight cloud time.

Bring it, ya wee hen!

[ Both grunting, yelling indistinctly ]

-Oh, hey, look, a fight cloud. -Hmm?

[ Buzzer, indistinct arguing]

And it looks like they took care of that last switch.

How anticlimactic.

Familiar, I'm still really scared.

What if there's a big, wet monster waiting --

-Aah! -Aah.

Aah! Oof. Aah! Oof. Aah! Oof. Aah! Oof.

Whoa, the treasure. Whoa, the treasure.

Whoa, the treasure.

It's unprotected?

-Hmm. -What the dilly?

The walls, they're made

of solid water.

Aah! What's going on?

[ Roars, blathers ]

[ Spitting ]

[ All screaming ]

[ All sigh ]

Oh, no! We're surrounded by water

on all sides!

Hey, it's okay.

I got Optimism Bell Magisword ready.

Just let it soothe you.

Nope! Too stressed to soothe!

Well, I tried.

Jester: And for that I salute you!

I guess it's up to me to settle this.

Wait, Familiar. I have one last idea.

Okay. Cool.

"How to pet a cat"? No. What do I --

I can nurture Bimm without any of your help!

-I know. -Well, I --

Wait. Who in the what, now?

Vambre, you don't need to use

-this book to be nurturing. -Hey!

You need to look inside.

You need to nurture the Vambre way!

The Vambre way?

The Vambre way.

I don't need the book.

I just have to be me to help Bimm.

Yay.

But first --

Announcer: Squeaky Nightstick Magisword!

[ Muffled ] Huh. So that's what that book tastes like.

[ Whimpering ]

-Bimm! -Don't touch me!

I have learned that I need to trust my instincts

-to nurture you. -Meow?

And my instincts tell me you must be the water,

because water is not afraid of water!

Oh! I just have to

be the water.

Come on, Familiar.

The signal here is weak-sauce. I don't --

Aah!

Let's get that treasure!

Might as well.

[ Growling, spitting ]

Ooh.

Announcer: Mousetrap Magisword!

♪♪

[ Screaming ]

-Uh-oh. -Aah.

Announcer: Fish Stick Magisword!

♪♪

-They're doing it! -They're doing it!

This is it!

[ Growls, hisses ]

-Huh? -Huh?

Both: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Oh, Vambre, Prohyas, quick!

We need to do a super-super teamwork combo-combo!

All right!

Announcer: Catnip Mouse Magisword!

Optimism Bell Magisword!

Radiator Magisword! Monster Suit Magisword!

All: Super Teamwork Combo -- Wreckoning Cat!

-Meow! -Hmm?

[ Inhales deeply ]

[ Screaming, gurgling ]

Meow.

♪♪

[ High-pitched garbling ]

It's so cute!

Thank you so much, Warriors.

I don't know if I'd be standing here

without twitching unnervingly

if it weren't for Vambre's help.

Oh, it was nothing, dear girl.

We were able to get the treasure after all.

[ Prohyas and Vambre mumble unenthusiastically ]

Why don't you let us take you guys out

to our favorite restaurant?

Our way of saying thank you.

-Very yes! -Very yes!

They serve the finest gourmet cat food here.

Familiar: You can really taste the by-products.

Ech! Prohyas.

-Actually, it's really good. -Well, yeah.

W-What do you think we are, animals?

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