Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Prohyas: Sweet monkey, chunky bunky...

This is the greatest thing I've seen in my entire life!

It is beautiful.

Both: Toooooooch...

Hold it right...

[ Boop! ] ...there.

You know the drill. Jemms first,

Pineapple Surprise Magisword later.

[ Giggles ] Why, yes, indeed.

How couldst we forget?

Good thing we definitely have money.

[ Rattle! Poof! ]

Ha. We're penniless.

[ Twitch! Twitch! ]

[ Zip! ]

Now, don't come back until your hands

are full of precious jemms.

A-toodles.

Hmm. It's not our fault

there's an adventure dry spell going around.

So...what do we do

now that loitering's off the table?

We...could call our pals Bimm and Familiar.

Maybe we can loiter around them.

They must be at least as bored as we are.

Beep-boop-boop-beep- boop-beep-beep-boop.

[ Jaunty tune plays ]

Both: Hey, Bimm, how's it going?

I'm sorry, what did you say?

I can't hear you over

all these customers trying to hire us.

Yeah. Every since we started advertising,

we've been swimming in gigs.

It's the best idea we've ever had!

Sorry, guys, gotta go.

[ Thunk! ]

Aaaaaadvertising? What advertising?

[ Buzzing ] [ Both gasp ]

Wait a minute.

Do you think these things come in Grup size?

That's it! What if we did our own advertising?

[ Cheering ]

Let's do the thing!

W.F.H.

Warriors for Hire is on the case.

W.F.H.

Warriors for Hire is really...greeeeaaat!

♪♪

[ Scamper! Thud! ]

Remember to hire Warriors for Hire

for all your warrioring needs.

You, too, little fella. Mwah.

[ Cries ]

Is that permanent?!

Nothing in life is truly permanent.

[ Whiffle! Whiffle! ]

[ Inhales ]

-Aaaaaah! -Hmm.

I'm gonna need something more indelible.

Ah-ha! -Instant Wrap Magisword!

[ Shing! Splat! ]

[ Slap! Slap! ]

[ Coughs, screams ]

[ Boing! Scamper! ]

[ Thump! Thump! Thump! ]

[ Zap! Snap! ]

[ Scamper! ]

[ Snap! ]

[ Shing! ]

[ Whap! Whap! Whap! ]

[ Shing! Zap! ]

[ Ting! ]

Announcer: Back at Warriors for Hire Headquarters!

[ Indistinct conversations ]

[ Poink! Poink! ]

Vambre! Prohyas! Dooooor!

[ Indistinct conversations continue ]

[ Poink! ]

Ugh! Fine!

[ Cheering ]

[ Door slams ] All: Aw, come on.

Guys! Peoples are here for you!

[ Muffled exclamations ]

Where da heck are dose guys?!

[ Ringing ]

Prohyas: Hi, there, you've reached

Prohyas' Magimobile.

I'm probably being cool right now.

-Beep-beep-beep-boop-beep-beep. -Okay, so start talking.

Vambre: But is it on?

Prohyas: The phone is always on, Vambre.

-But is it recording? -Uh, hold on, let me check.

[ Mumbles ] Oh, um, hey, this is Vambre's phone.

Call her later. Bye.

Ughhhh! I guess I better go find 'em.

I keep telling you,

nobody will be able to read that.

This, however...

[ Thud! Rumble! ]

-...is much better. -Ooh!

Immediately gettable. Nice.

But I bet I can beat it. -I'd love to see you try.

Wait! I have something to tell yoooou!

Announcer: Cardboard Replica Magisword!

[ Whoosh! ]

-Hello? -Hire Warriors for Hire. Ha, ha!

I knew this day would come!

[ Blam! ]

Hire Warriors for Hire. Ha, ha!

Vambre: Hire Warriors for Hire. Ha, ha, ha!

Well noggin! Well noggin!

Both: Hire Warriors for Hire.

Ha, ha, ha!

[ Bleating ]

Ee-oh-oooh. Vambre?!

Announcer: Balloon-Animal Magisword!

Sticky Note Magisword!

[ Zap! ]

Vambre, I -- I forgot what I was gonna say. Wow.

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Bang! ]

You'll never take me alive, little papers!

Whoa! Oof!

Little papers avoided.

Vambre, if you and Prohyas keep scaring folks like this,

you're going to -- [ Poing! ]

Ohhhh.

[ Zip! ]

-Hey, there, kids! -Hey, there, kids!

Enjoying breakfast?

[ Whoosh! Bang! ]

[ Whoosh! Bang! ]

Your breakfast is lacking in Vitamin Wa...

for "Warrior."

Announcer: Pancake Magisword!

Waffle Magisword!

-Oooh! -Now, remember, kids...

...tell your parents to hire us...

Both: ...for any and all tasks.

Can we hire you to make us breakfast?

Both: No. We're above that.

[ Laughter ]

[ Clank! ]

Folks, we're having a lot of fun here today.

But I'd like to take some time here

to talk about something serious.

Please, please, hire us.

For only a few jemms a day, you could --

Prohyas, there's a large crowd

in front of the castle!

Customers!

[ Zip! ]

So, like, thanks everyone for coming out to the unveiling

of Rhyboflaven's brand-new drinking fountain.

Hey. Get out of here, fish. Soggy weirdo.

Oooh-ooh! Oooh-ooh!

[ Prohyas and Vambre laughing ]

It's headed right for us!

[ Laughing continues ]

[ Growls ] Fordor!

Yes, Princess, sir!

Bring...those...

warriors...back.. immediately!

Ohh. It would be my pleasure.

I'm getting my good arrestin' gear!

[ Gasps ]

I hope they haven't... [ Gasps ]...

made anything worse.

When I get my hands on those doofus Warriors,

I'm gonna lock them up for, like, ever!

My hopes is dashed.

[ Laughing ]

-Hmm, I'm out of swords. -Let's go home and get more!

This is best plan!

[ Laughing ]

Crowd: [ Deflated ] Warriors....

[ Cheering ]

-W-What? -What's happening?

-Aww! -Aww, come on!

Hmm. I guess I'll do what I do best.

Announcer: Mop Magisword!

Never done one of thems before.

And what I do best

is clean up after the Warriors!

[ Ping! Ping! Ping! Ping! ]

♪♪

[ Gasps ]

Okay. Maybe I need help.

Ralphio: Wow, the mark-up on that

sale was disgusting.

I'm a terrible man.

Okay, my fellow cave weirdos,

let's clean up the town!

Are we getting paid?

[ Mumbling ] I don't know.

Fair enough.

Announcer: Bite Beast Magisword!

Monster Suit Magisword!

Rah. Rah. Rah.

Ah! Rahhhrr! Aah!

[ Buzzing ]

Announcer: Telescope Magisword!

Hmm. Oh, so, that's how you're going to play it, huh?

[ Yodels ]

[ Whistles ]

[ Laughing ]

Poot!

[ Deep voice ] Let's roll.

[ Hums ]

[ Splat! ]

-Well, now. -[ Chattering ]

Looks like someone must have called us...

...because we've got a problem.

[ Clank! ]

Let's cut to commercial.

Announcer: Robo-Tank Magisword!

Monster-Suit Magisword!

Both: Super-teamwork combo!

Tanks for your patronage!

♪♪

[ Thud! ]

[ Ting! ]

[ Zap! ]

[ Squeaking ]

[ Zap! ]

Grup, catch!

[ Shouts war-cry ]

[ Zap! ]

I say we turn up the volume a bit.

Hire uuuuuuuus!

[ Record scratches ] Hey.

Is it cool if I take a lunch break?

Ooh. Oh-oh-oh-oh- oh-oh-oh-oh!

Ooooh.

It's itchy. -Hey, Prug!

Save some back for us next time.

Hey, look out! -Hire us. Hire us.

Hire us. Hire us. Hire us. Hire us.

Hire us. Hire us. Hire us.

Hire us. Hire us. Hire us.

I'm sure that's fine.

[ Whoosh! Thud! ]

I'm sorry, guys,

but this is for your own good.

Mop 'em up.

[ Indistinct chatter ]

We're -- we're too clean!

Adventurers should never be this clean.

[ Gasping ]

Guys, you got to fi--

Okay, now we are taking that lunch break.

Wha-- fine, dude.

You gotta fix Zange's dress,

or else that big, scary guy --

with the great hair -- is gonna --

[ Bellowing ]

All right. Who..destroyed...

my...house?!

[ Signs buzzing ]

Oh, I'm gonna jail you so hard.

You guys get to Zange. We'll slow him down.

Both: Thanks, guys!

[ Phone beeping ]

[ Mumbling ]

Hey, Princess!

May we borrow you for a moment?

[ Twirl! ]

[ Fanfare plays ]

Warriors!

For guys who wear the same thing every day,

you sure do have a way with dresses.

There you are! [ Gasps ]

You two are absolutely... -Ahhh!

-...positively getting... -Ughhh.

-Pardoned. -Thank you, Zange.

Oh, come on! They destroyed my house.

But then they fixed my dress.

Where are your priorities?

Where am I supposed to live now?

Hire us. Hire us. Hire --

[ Powers down ]

Oh, yeah! Tank house!

Oh, man. I can't wait to see

how effective our ad campaign was.

Greetings, everyone!

Vambre: Warriors for Hire is open for bweezness.

-You kept us waiting all day! -Booooooo!

Man: Our time has value, you monsters.

Man, this Magisword's the coolest.

Can you believe it's the only one in Rhyboflaven?

And at such a reasonable price.

Prohyas: Aw, man.

♪♪

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