Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: [ Laughing ] At Warriors

for Hire Headquarters...

[ Laughter ] Okay, okay.

Now say, "I'm a sweepy widdle baby."

[ Laughing ] Okay. Okay. Hold on.

[ Menacing ] I'm a sleepy little baby!

[ Laughter ]

Oh, I got one.

Say "Welcome to Slugburger,

a slugfest of slugs for your mouth."

[ Normal voice ] Okay.

[ Menacing ] Welcome to Slugburger,

a slugfest of slugs for your mouth!

[ Laughter ]

[ Normal voice ] Oh. Oh. Wait. I have a good one. Wait.

I am Omnibus!

All: Aah!

Bah! Omnibus. Omnibus? Bah!

[ Doorbell ringing ]

Guys, we really got to get to work.

Oh, yeah. Later, bro.

Kudos for very technically knocking.

How may we be of service?

'Tis simple!

You must retrieve for me the elusive

and mysterious Rhybonigma!

So mysterious, in fact,

that I haven't a clear idea what one looks like.

Simple, 'tis it?

It 'tis!

The Rhybonigma resides within a lair atop the highlands.

You'll be able to recognize it through its distinct call.

[ Click, Rhybonigma mocking laugh ]

Mm-hmm.

But let's be swift about it.

It must be delivered by sundown,

or I'll be the victim of myriad laughters

ranging from snickers to guffaws

by my fellow Lyvsherian Collector Society members!

You needn't worry your head off, Omnibus.

We shall return with that critical critter tonight.

So good to hear.

I am off!

[ Coughing ]

Ugh, omnidust. You heard the evaporat--

[ coughs ]

You heard the evaporating man, Prohyas.

Gee. You know, I'd be so down for nabbing a Rhybonigma,

but I had some choice goofing off planned for the day, so...

Announcer: Lobster Claw Magisword!

No! My laurels!

This looks like the place.

Come, Prohyas, let us --

[ Straining ]

Come on.

Hup! Whoa!

Uhh, I can do this.

Announcer: Extendo Flick Magisword!

Prohyas! Please hold off

on the goof-age a tad longer so we may finish this job.

Are you sure little beastie is in there?

All Ears Magisword!

[ Rhybonigma mocking laugh ]

I'm certain.

This gig was the easiest of peasies!

[ Straining ]

You know, Legendary Hyperspace Magisword

would have been quite useful at this point.

If only we hadn't lent it to hooved wrestler, Hold Forlorn.

I mean, he asked really nicely.

[ Snarling ]

You know what would be the next best thing

is our old Adventure Academy chum,

Cattus the Oneblade. What ho, Warriors!

He always had a knack for showing up

wherever he was needed out of nowhere.

What ho, Warriors!

What ho, Warriors!

Aaah!

Oh, my. Allow me to be of aid to you.

Helping is my purpose!

Thanks, buddy, but if you really want to help,

how's about teleporting us or whatever

into that lair over there?

Teleport, you say?

I'm afraid I know not of what you speak.

Hello, Vambre. Hello, Cattus!

You came out of nowhere when we needed you.

Isn't that how it works? I'm unsure.

I've never considered that a superpower or anything,

but I shall make an attempt for great justice!

We believe in you, duder!

Announcer: Foam Finger Magisword!

Right, Vambre?

Yes! Why not?

[ Both chanting "Cattus" ]

[ Stops chanting ] Cattus!

Cat...tus?

[ Straining ]

I'm sorry, Warriors.

This is something I've never tried

to do on purpose before.

I -- I have failed you!

Oh, that's quite all --

[ Sobbing ]

Aw. It breaks my heart to have his heart broken.

Is there any way we can help him help us?

I suppose we can give it the old academy try,

but let's be swift about it.

Announcer: Soothing Brush Magisword!

I'm sure it'll come to you when you're at peace.

Feel anything yet?

Hmm? [ Straining ]

Not yet, but please continue.

Aah! I'm being attacked by continuity!

Aah! Oh, my noggin!

[ Rhybonigma mocking laugh ]

Announcer: Exploding Bubble Magisword!

Sorry. I thought I could startle you into it.

[ Strains ] I'm afraid not.

But let's try that one again right now!

I don't think that's how startling works, but okay.

♪♪

Anything? Let us see!

[ Straining ]

[ Boom! ]

[ Whistling! ]

Are you all right, Cattus?!

[ Cha-ching! ]

[ Chuckles ] It's the new Rock and Stick app.

Want to try?

Eh, all right. All right. Hold on.

Maybe Cattus just needs to believe in himself more.

Announcer: Darlin' Narwhal Magisword!

So, how does this one --

Oooh! It's so cute!

[ Mumbling in baby talk ]

Darlin' Narwhal may be too much for someone

who's already so positive.

Perhaps some shock treatment will balance it out.

Electric Eel Magisword!

[ Chomp, bzzt! ]

I can't concentrate -- Aah!

with this emotional whiplash. Aah!

[ Rhybonigma mocking laugh ]

Vambre, this may be a controversial statement,

but I don't think electrifying a good friend

is helping anyone.

I have a chill plan.

Announcer: Chillax Mist Magisword!

Your mind will be clear after I give you a little squirt.

That's not my name!!

And two jemms is ya change.

Are you ready?

Aah!

Oh, Cattus!

I'm sorry I forgot about how cats feel about spray bottles.

Come on out. [ Meows ]

[ Chuckles ]

Announcer: Vladcuum the Inhaler Magisword!

[ Screaming ]

Vroom, vroom, vroom!

Is the adrenaline boost working?

I don't like this one bit, but I still love you both!

[ Rhybonigma mocking laugh ]

Defeated sigh!

Aw, buck up, you big fuzz guy.

I have failed to help you

and will hang my head in shame...for great justice.

Just so you all know... I'm running short on time!

Ohh. Don't give up, ducky.

I think you're putting too much thought into it.

Oh, how can I put this?

♪ Oh, when you have a task ahead of you ♪

♪ That really makes you feel ♪

♪ Downright sad or scared or mad ♪

♪ So much that you can't even deal ♪

♪ Stand up with pride and toss aside anxieties they bring ♪

♪ And then just like that, you can you do the thing ♪

Do the thing?

Both: ♪ Yes! Just like that, you can do the thing ♪

♪♪

♪ Take your average fuzzy kitten ♪

♪ Do they overthink their plans? ♪

♪ No, they jump right into action ♪

♪ Take the fun that it demands ♪

♪ Just one little booty wiggle, and the poise to spring ♪

Prohyas: ♪ And then, just like that, you can do the thing ♪

Cattus: Do the thing?

All: ♪ Yes! Just like that, you can do the thing ♪

♪♪

♪ When you face a band of baddies ♪

Baddies: ♪ And they throw you in a sack ♪

♪ That's the time to trust your instincts ♪

♪ Or they'll counter your attack ♪

♪ The time has come, my roguish chums, ♪

♪ To feel the blows I swing ♪

♪ I'll save the day 'cause I can do the thing ♪

Do the thing? All: ♪ Yes! Just like that,

you can do the thing ♪

♪ Yes, just like that, oh, you can do the thiiiiiing ♪

♪ You can do the thing ♪

Yay!

All right, Cattus, are you pumped?

I don't know who most of those people were,

but they were certainly encouraging!

Are you ready to do the thing?

I am thoroughly prepared to do the thing for great justice!!

All right, Cattus, here you go.

Get ready and...

Both: ...do the thing!

Right! Here we go!

♪♪

So...

I'm not doing the thing at all!

I'll never be able to help you!

I have no purpose!

[ Rhybonigma mocking laugh ]

Guests are already arriving!

You seriously need to hurry!

We're nearly out of time.

We either need a new plan fast

or admit defeat and humiliate a regular costumer.

[ Chuckling ]

What? When I have an overwhelming problem,

sometimes I need to take a break

and do something else for a while.

It clears my head.

Prohyas, your goofing off is...

exactly the thing we need,

you big, mad, doopy genius!

Mwah! Hyah!

Warrior huddle, ya, wee hen!

When Cattus appears suddenly, he's not trying to.

Therefore, we need him to...

...do the opposite of trying?

Exactly!

It's now imperative he goofs off!

[ Chuckling ]

Yes, that.

Cattus, we -- Hmm.

Cattus, we are going to call it a day.

Why don't you join us for some frivolity?

That does sound pleasant.

Then let's get goofin'.

♪♪

[ Dinging ]

[ Knock at door ]

♪♪

[ Knock at door ]

♪♪

[ Chain saw revving ]

[ Knock at door ]

♪♪

[ Snoring ]

Ahh!

Top-quality irresponsibility.

Nothing left for us to do now but to watch the time pass.

♪♪

All: Ahh.

Hey, Cattus, can you hand me a Belch Zero?

Sure. Here you go. Thanks, man.

Oh, can you hand me Dolphin Magisword?

Of course, chum. Thanks, duder.

Oh, also, can you get that Rhybonigma for me?

No problem. Hup! Got it.

Both: Eeeee!

As long as you're up, Cattus.

Can you hand that to Omnibus for us?

As you wish, Madam Warrior.

[ Knock at door ]

It's here! Welcome. Welcome!

I present the rarely seen Rhybonigma!

[ Rhybonigma mocking laugh ]

[ All muttering approvingly ]

Thank you so much, Warriors!

You've made me the talk of the society.

Well, we couldn't have done it

without the help of our good friend,

Cattus the Oneblade!

Help? Oh! Yes! I did help!

Here's the payment, as promised.

Now to go bask in the accolades of my peers!

Thanks so much for your help, Cattus.

And thank you for helping me to help you, m'lady.

Think you can fire up your superpower to take us home?

Sure thing! Oh.

We're back in the, uh, the -- the -- the cave.

I shall try again.

[ Rhybonigma mocking laugh ]

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