Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: At the Rhyboflaven State Fair.

Family fun! And for a good cause.

Like, step right up, peeps.

Come dunk the one and only

totally dunkable Prohyas Warrior.

[ Chirping, cow moos ]

How old is that cow, anyway?

Yo, Prohyas, up the theatrics, my dude.

We got to get people to dunk you.

For the borfls!

[ Crying ]

Gotcha, Zange. I can be more irritating.

[ Clears throat ]

Hey!

Carry the 2...

Did you say something, dear heart?

Dunk me!

Announcer: Cuckoonut Magisword!

[ Ding! ]

Nyeeehhh!

Ugh!

-Ugh! -Aah!

Lovely bunch of cuckoonuts, anyone?

♪♪

[ Ding! ]

Nyehhhhhh.

[ Ding! ]

Nyehhhh!!

[ Ding! ]

Nyehh.

[ Laughs ] This act is good.

So delightfully theatrical. [ Laughs ]

Is he okay, Vamburrito?

Okay? He's phenomenal.

[ Wheezing ]

Feed the borfls. Two jemms a bag.

Feed the borfls. Two jemms a bag.

Aminals?

Aminals.

Announcer: Aminals!

[ Sighs ]

Hello, dear brother.

You've been feeding the borfls for...five hours.

Shall we make ourselves no longer here?

I can't leave now, Vambre. They're so...

[ Squeak! ] [Sobbing] comforting!

[ Sighs ] If I go back to the real world,

I'll just get dunked.

Who could have it worse than me?

Well, Man Fish, I'm not letting you out of my sight.

Vendor: Brocotton candy! Get your Brocotton candy here!

Ooh! Brocotton candy.

[ Screech! ]

If I am in ze jail, who will feed my pets?

Yes, truly, if I were to submerge again,

that would be the end of ol' Prohy--

I'm sorry, did you say pets?

I was not talking to vous, Prohyas,

as we are definitely not friends.

But as you are conveniently in my field of vision,

you may take ze job.

Eeeee!

Pbht! Feeding your pets

is hardly an action-packed mission, Man Fish.

You underestimate me, Vambre.

My undersea lair

has quite a sinister security system, you know.

[ Roaring ]

Eeeee!

Upon completing ze mission,

you shall have plenty of jemms,

which I may or may not have liberated

from foolish land dwellers.

I'm gonna say "may."

Feed my pets before my inevitable escape from prison!

Splendid! An undersea escapade.

Mm. If I'm already underwater, I can't get dunked.

♪♪

[ Thunder crashes ]

Underwater lightning?

I'll admit, it's a nice macabre touch.

Now, how to enter when the drawbridge has been raised.

♪♪

Pfft!

Aah!

Dunked!

Tartar sauce? [ Whining ]

Oh, my goodness, this is still going?

I don't always track with your attempts at humor,

but this dunking act is easily

the funniest thing you've ever done.

Mmm! Don't mind if I do.

Announcer: Fish Stick Magisword!

Nyehh!

Remember, Prohyas, there will be aminals.

[ Grunting ]

Now then. Announcer: Magnet Magisword!

Let's shall, my king of comedy.

Now back to more important matters.

Man, how old is that cow?

♪♪

[ Clang! ] Fordor: D'ohh!

♪♪

[ Clanking ]

♪♪

Le phew!

[ Siren wails ]

I tell ya, I can't get dunked anymore.

Do any of these traps look dunky to you?

An expert setup. Impressive, Prohyas.

Regardless, this security system belongs to Man Fish.

How sophisticated could it be?

Aah!

Dunked!

[ Laughs ] Brilliant prop comedy.

Allow me to help you, ducky.

Oof! Ay-yi-yi!

[ Screech! ]

Phew. [ Ding! ]

Aah!

[ Grunts ] Hmm?

Dunked!

However retroactively. [ Laughing ]

The darkness consumes me!

'Tis the subtlety that really gets me.

Nyehhhhhh!

Aah!

Dunked!

-Nyeh! -[ Laughing ]

Bravo! You're such a showman!

What a pro.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Laughing maniacally ]

Agreed.

Right, let us proceed to Man Fish's pets, then.

Got to get through this for the pets.

[ Thunder crashes ]

Fordor: Hey. Hey, buddy.

Can I borrow your spoon?

All yours, mon ami.

Thanks, Fish.

[ Chomps ]

Can you even imagine having an entrance

in the shape of your own face?

[ Chuckles ] Honestly.

That is clearly a trap.

[ Laughs ]

Good observation, Prohyas.

Sure would be a shame

if a certain funny someone were to fall in.

Aah-ha-ha!

Who's it? Who's it?

I remain undunked.

Ooh!

Och!

[ Chewing ]

Whoo! What a relief.

Getting chewed to bits is way better than getting dunked.

[ Chomp! Gulp! ]

Aah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Dunked!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

♪♪

Yee! Whoo-hoo!

Nyeh!

Eeee! I'm going to want hi-def sound for this.

Announcer: All Ears Magisword!

Prohyas: Ah! Ooh! Eee!

[ Laughing ]

♪♪

Ah, why just hear the funny when I can see the funny?

X-Ray Magisword!

[ Sobbing ]

Oh, dear.

This version of the act isn't quite working.

You okay in there, ducky?

No! I'm really not okay.

The truth is, all this dunking is absolutely terrifying to me.

What?

It's all my fault because I wasn't honest with you,

but as it stands right now, I'm not okay!

I can't take being dunked one...more...time.

Oh. Oh, dear.

How could I have been so oblivious to his pain?

[ Crying ] I'm the worst sister ever!

Hey, your emotional arc is getting in the way of mine.

[ Sniffles ] Right.

Announcer: Extendoflick Magisword!

Ah-ah-chooey!

Och! He's headed straight for another dunking booth!

[ Chuckles ] We're swimming around in water

that's molecularly different from the water we're already in.

It's the underwater water!

In this fantasy universe in which we find ourselves,

it's perfectly okay

and nothing that any of you need to worry about.

Announcer: Fight Wig Magisword!

Now to catch him in my fuzzy fist.

[ Moaning ]

Dunked!

Prohyas?

Nyeh. Nyeh. Nyeh.

Fear not, Prohyas, dear heart.

You shall be safe upon Vambre's noggin.

Ahhh!

Vive le mer!

Le plop.

Grand asperge! It worked.

[ Gulping ]

Ahh. This water's got character.

What do you think, Fish?

[ Gurgling ]

[ Gulps ] Yeah, character.

There. Now it shan't even be possible

for you to get dunked again.

But what about the aminals?

Ami-- What?!

[ Roaring ]

[ Whimpering ]

They're too cute!

Announcer: Roundy Spinny Thing Magisword!

♪♪

[ Prohyas giggling ]

Prohyas, are you sure you're okay?

You've been through so much trauma today.

It will all have been worth it

if I can play with seashell dinosaurs!

♪♪

If I want to get to the dinos, then I got to d-d-d-d-d-d--

Dunk yourself?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You've been through quite enough.

I shall take this one for the team and dunk myself

and feed them by my lonesome, for you.

Your lonesome?

No!

I came all this way to play with pets,

and by Grup... Yay!

...I'm gonna play with pets!

I must dunk myself.

I mean, there are probably better ways to go about this

if we really think about it.

I'm doing this for my love of aminals!

Announcer: Frog Missile Magisword!

Ribbit! [ Ding! ]

♪♪

Dunked!

Zounds!

Announcer: Rump Roast and Excaliburger Magiswords!

[ Roaring ]

[ Munching ]

-Mmm! -Mmm!

Ahh, a job well --

[ Roaring ]

I think they're ready for the main course.

Announcer: Wet Noodle Magisword!

Fossil Magisword!

Both: Super teamwork combo, Jurassic macaroni!

♪♪

Bon appétit, my dinos.

[ Slurping ] [ Giggling ]

Grand job, Prohyas!

Ooh!

You conquered this mission and your dunkaphobia.

And by harnessing the powers of love.

Ugh! I can only handle so much cheese.

[ Crashing, cow moos ]

Ha-ha! I have returned.

And you have fed my friends.

Both: Ahem. Jemms, please.

Ah, that's right.

This is the part where I'm supposed to congratulate you

and go, "Golly gee, Warriors!

I'll hire you any time."

But this was a one-time deal.

Take zis and vamoose.

But first, want to hear ze thrilling story of my escape?

[ Siren wails ] You can tell that

to the judge.

Ah, sacre bleu.

Bye, Man Fish. Bye, Age Cow.

All right, nothing to see here, ma'am.

Hey, 37, right?

I am! Oh, you're good.

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